User talk:Mikemikev

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Welcome, Mikemikev

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H64 13:27, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

Mathsci article

File:StormfrontMikemikev.png – I been expecting to see your ugly, neo-Nazi face here eventually. --JuniusThaddeus 14:58, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

You "been" expecting me? Why should I care?  — Preceding comment added by Mikemikev (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
You're not the first person I've seen who wrote an attack article due to some grudge. We don't take kindly to that sort of stuff. Your personal army request on Stormfront didn't receive any attention, so you came crawling to ED. We also have standards. Don't expect to submit a funny image and a single line of text and have it be considered a proper article. If the article isn't significantly improved, it'll be deleted. --JuniusThaddeus 15:26, 20 June 2011 (UTC)
Fine give me a few days. I have RSI. And don't be so mean to me. My family was all killed yesterday AND my hitler uniform got stained pink in the wash.  — Preceding comment added by Mikemikev (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I haven't censored anything. Meepsheep deleted your article; it wasn't me. I scrutinize and criticize, but I don't censor. I don't believe in imposing political correctness on others. Political correctness prevents people from expressing their ideas concisely, and it makes people afraid of being completely honest.

I don't believe that you're here for the lulz. You're here because Mathsci and the Jews you accuse of controlling Wikipedia and the rest of the media prevented you from inserting your views into the web's most-viewed resource. You're here due to your ideology and the desire to retaliate against those you accuse of wronging you. --JuniusThaddeus 00:15, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

Mommy I started a converstaion by insulting somebody I don't know based on assumptions and when he did it to me I don't like it, I don't like it Mommy.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

There now follows an object lesson in moralfaggotry.  — Preceding comment added by Mikemikev (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

ED exists in order to document lulz; it isn't here to "generate" it. Your Mathsci article didn't contain any information. It contained one photo, one cartoon, and a link to the Wikipedia Jews. That was it, and it wasn't informative.
Information is our power. Information wants to be free; it wants to be shared and spread. The Internet is where information can be the freest, and ED embraces that. ED is free of hindrances for information seen elsewhere on the Internet, such as political correctness. Exposés have more impact than "kicking".
Being a sysop here doesn't mean being all-powerful. Sysops are constantly in the community's eye and are held to a higher standard. People inside and outside the ED community watch and scrutinize our every move. Non-sysops have more leeway to break rules and conduct mischief. Being a sysop means fulfilling duties and obligations. Sysops don't have the luxury of saying "no" when duty calls. Non-sysops have more freedom and choices. The power that comes with sysop rights must be held responsibly. In short, sysops aren't weaklings who exert power over "natural superiors"; sysops are individuals who are tasked with meeting the demands and expectations of the community.
You lack the talent needed for creating exposés. You don't base your arguments on information; you base them on your imagination. You don't know anything about my race, religion, or political affiliation, so you made them up for me. You feel strongest when you imagine your opponents as bleeding-heart liberals or Jews. Without your assumptions and imagination, your opponents are faceless, and you can't insult facelessness. --JuniusThaddeus 14:46, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

LOL, Mike, if you think Jewnius is a moralfag you're just spewing your diarreah of the mouth all over the front of your bib. Sparkledragon.jpg Equivamp 15:04, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

RE:

I am so sorry that he has harmed you so much, you had no other option but to use ED as a platform for revenge. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I am here for you.

Meepsheep RedSheep007.jpg

17:04, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

Yes hello

LOL UR B&
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--zaiger (talk) 18:42, 21 June 2011 (UTC)