User talk:Schnitzel

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Welcome, Schnitzel

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

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BMO 11:12, 20 November 2016 (EST)

re: Fouseytube

Sure, by all means. The article is open for anyone to edit. I was just being lazy and not do much research on him. The only thing I got was just him stealing the clown's money. and other drama related stuff. ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:56, 17 December 2016 (EST)

nah you're good. you just gotta learn how to wiki as you keep editing articles. You'll be fine. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:32, 17 December 2016 (EST)

Clay Claymore

The people who were complaining it's preachy are complete nobodies, just non-editor fanboys. Claymore's a creepy stalker-tier dude, not an infamous troll. That article does have plenty of other issues tho. I'll let your change stand since you were a cool dude and kept open communication instead of getting butt flustered, and also since you do good work here. I mainly just wanted to make sure it wasn't vandalism. Good work. Mike the Great (talk) 20:33, 10 January 2017 (EDT)


Sure buddy. What did you have in mind? Did you want access to edit them yourself, or did you want help running around fixing them up? Mike the Great (talk) 17:35, 28 January 2017 (EDT)

Portals inquiry

Hey dude. The Portals rarely get changed anymore these days, but it's still helpful to change them. All you have to do is click on one (for example Portal:Furfaggotry, and click where it says "Featured Article" (for example Portal:Furfaggotry/Featured Article). From there, you click edit and change the old entry over into the new entry.

After that, you'll want to add the new entry to the top of the portal's archive (for example Portal:Furfaggotry/Featured_Article/Archive. Once you do that, the Featured Article for that portal has now been changed.

Some have Featured Media on them as well that can also be updated (example Portal:Furfaggotry/Featured_Media), and those are done the same way, changing the Featured Media entry and adding the new one to the top of the archive. Keep in mind that most portals (such as Social Justice) are coded to rotate each media entry on a regular basis so they aren't displaying the same one all the time.

Hope that helps, you oompa loompa. 

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 VERMIN  09:48, 29 January 2017 (EST)

You can choose whichever article you want, just try to make it one that is either current, popular, or at the least internet relevant. For example, don't set some FurAffinity nobody to Portal:Furfaggotry if there's a more dramatic/well-known furry out there who would better represent the front page of the portal. 
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 VERMIN  12:53, 29 January 2017 (EST)

Re: How do I delete pictures?

You don't. Only admins and bureaucrats can delete stuff, even if it's a duplicate file or something you uploaded by mistake. That one you mentioned was just deleted. 

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 VERMIN  22:34, 11 February 2017 (EST)

yes hello



—  VX  14:18, 19 February 2017 (EST)

Grats, EDitor. —  VX  16:48, 19 February 2017 (EST)
^ VX has faster fingers than me. congrats. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:03, 19 February 2017 (EST)
Ha ha, thanks OOMPA LOOMPA WORK FACTORY 10:44, 20 February 2017 (EST)

AOTN info

Begin by looking at the source of an existing AOTN... the AOTN entry, not the featured article. That should allow the following to make more sense.

An AOTN entry follows a standard format. Entries in ALL CAPS are things you will need to change to fit the article in question, with one exception, noted below.

[[File:PIC FROM THE ARTICLE.jpg|right|200px]]
{{center|<big>'''[[ARTICLE NAME]]'''</big>}}


{{center|<big>'''[[ARTICLE NAME|(( A WITTY LINE ABOUT THE ARTICLE'S SUBJECT ))]]'''</big>}}

That will set up the AOTN so that it can be rotated into the main page, but there are a few more steps.

  1. Link to the articles on the AOTN page, next to the appropriate days.
  2. Somewhere near the bottom of the previously featured article, there will be a timeline template. You need to update the last value in the template. Normally, it will say TBD. Replace TBD with a link to the article you just featured.
  3. Go to the article you just featured. Add a timeline template at or near the bottom. It should look something like this.

Note that, unlike the rest of the ALL CAPS I wrote in this example, {{PAGENAME}} should appear exactly as I have shown. Do not replace it with anything else.

Leave a message on my talk page if you have further questions about this or anything else. It certainly beats leaving a note on your user page. —  VX  21:23, 24 February 2017 (EST)

Thanks for the help, honestly I don't know why I didn't just ask someone. OOMPA LOOMPA WORK FACTORY 08:47, 26 February 2017 (EST)

re: dA portal

The article links themselves are transcluded from Portal:DeviantART/Related Articles. The span tags just provide the CSS necessary to selectively display them. I removed the red link. —  VX  18:45, 26 February 2017 (EST)

hey there

Hey, Schnitzel! I saw what you did with yandere simulator and its dev.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Mike the Great (talk) 01:09, 4 March 2017 (EDT)

Facebook like.png Schnitzel likes this. 21:10, 3 March 2017 (EST)


Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:53, 4 March 2017 (EST)

New name

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:22, 4 March 2017 (EST)

Ew, it's so ugly. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:37, 4 March 2017 (EST)

nice name nigger -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 18:09, 4 March 2017 (EST)

Radda radda SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 18:41, 4 March 2017 (EST)

article naming

Generally it's best to go with the common name approach. Use the title that is most commonly and most readily associated with the subject at the time of writing. —  VX  09:21, 5 March 2017 (EST)


Sorry, man, but I'm probably the only person on this site who doesn't know anything about tweeting, and the tweets don't show up for me. I'll hit up Hipcrime for u. Mike the Great (talk) 02:39, 8 March 2017 (EDT)

He says to use Template:Embedded tweet Mike the Great (talk) 03:01, 8 March 2017 (EDT)

like this:
 :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:21, 7 March 2017 (EST)


Lies should probably contain all their promises or something. I am just lazy. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 02:16, 9 March 2017 (EST)

in re Question

yaurite. ima delete it now. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 15:53, 10 March 2017 (EST)

Happy Birthday!

Mike the Great (talk) 01:25, 25 March 2017 (EDT)

lolol thanks! SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 09:32, 25 March 2017 (EDT)


Grats. If you have questions, and if you're a good sysop you will, leave them on my talk page. Here are a few initial guidelines.

  1. Ban only for spam, vandalism, CP, bestiality, and legal threats. We don't tolerate admin abuse.
  2. Don't delete duplicate images; people hotlink them, which is good for SEO. Delete images only if they violate policy.
  3. I strongly suggest you don't delete articles until you have some experience as a sysop. We take a hard anti-deletionist stance, so you should only be deleting articles if they only have a few sentences and they have existed for at least a week.
  4. ED does not host dox. If you find dox, use revision delete to completely purge it from an article's history. Linking to dox offsite is acceptable.
  5. As a sysop, you have a greater obligation to ensure that XOTN are set.
  6. As a sysop, you will be expected to assist users, not drive them away. This is especially the case with new users. If you cannot help someone with a question, point them to a user who can.

That should cover the basics. If you decide to join our Discord server, I will mod you. Welcome to staff. —  VX  22:48, 25 March 2017 (EDT)

VOTN March 28-31

  • You set the same video as VOTN for for days in a row. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:58, 27 March 2017 (EDT)
  • u didn fixit. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:53, 28 March 2017 (EDT)


Vid is dead?


Last link in the section. Pls fix it. K. Thx.--LIOD

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02:52, 29 March 2017 (EDT)


afaik public dox are fine. You may want to make mention of that in the body of text to prevent accidental removal in the future. —  VX  10:06, 29 March 2017 (EDT)


Sure i did. Fuck that guy. Mike the Great (talk) 01:57, 12 April 2017 (EDT)

From what I see, he edits like Onideus ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:15, 11 April 2017 (EDT)
Don't worry about him, he's just a guy with a diaper fetish. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:27, 11 April 2017 (EDT)


anal  — Preceding comment added by Benis (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


i stund corrected ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:23, 23 April 2017 (EDT)

SaturnDOS' Page

Look, I know ya've had it with that SaturnDOS faggot, but believe me, there's some shit on him that is ED worthy. He's had history with MTP's friend, TheBalishChannel, and he's been constantly harassin' me 'n my friends by creatin' tons upon tons, o' sock puppet accounts to spam gore pics at us up on Twitter, spams dislikes on our YouTube vids, then admits it in a comment he makes one o' his fake accounts, 'n on DeviantART he spams comments "stabbin'" other users. Even impersonated some users just to fuck with people. He's been fuckin' with me 'n my friends for over a year now, 'n we've had enough. Hell, named that account after him, to see how it'd be hilarious that "he" made his own account. All that said, I apologize for all the confusion. Please, can ya restore the page? I'll let my friend know not to use that account for that page anymore.  — Preceding comment added by JustAnothaMuthafucka (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Daddy of five dox

Yes please, I'd love to give them a few calls. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 08:14, 25 April 2017 (EDT)


I hope that you saved all of his youtube vids about ED. Check out the page 3 are gone. --LIOD

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03:57, 7 May 2017 (EDT)


Thank you for protecting my WIP page, SolidMario used to target this page but now that I'm working on an article about him he has a new target lol. Once again, thanks. --

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(talk) 11:51, 14 May 2017 (EDT) RE:RE:It appears I can, just checked. :) --

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(talk) 12:47, 14 May 2017 (EDT)

Love the Name.

You are the newest addition in the Pantheon. Hope you like it.

Hagibor (talk) 03:28, 14 June 2017 (EDT)

search call

sending out an sos for u. u still alive? we moved back to .se and are rebuilding so we need post-2016 images reuploaded. xoxo --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 16:38, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

  • ye i here. took a bit to get back bcuz the login wasn't working SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 13:46, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

Would like admin rights back

Was waiting for ED to come back up, would like to resume telling spammers to fuck off and generally being a janitor again. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 03:33, 24 October 2019 (UTC)