User talk:Zyklon

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Welcome, Zyklon

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20:21, 25 December 2011 (CET)


Do you get like warnings or whatever when I do it? I'll use the preview button more from now on.


Holocaust Denial

Hey, Zyklon! I saw that you contributed to the Holocaust denial page
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

HITLER???? 23:19, 26 December 2011 (CET) P.S you ever on IRC?

Always happy to help with such lulzy articles. No, not really. Zyklon 00:02, 27 December 2011 (CET)


ST00PID N00B!! Hey there!
We're glad you decided to join the ED crew, it's always good to have another editor. However, you're making a common mistake by ZOMG BLANKING. It's not a big deal, a lot of new people make the same mistake, but it is something we generally try to discourage. If you want some tips on improvement, try reading your welcome message again (It's got a lot of useful links), reading more articles to get the feel of ED, and reading the Style Guide for help. If you have a question, try asking an admin or the person who left you this message for help.

Stlson 22:40, 28 December 2011 (CET)

Butthurt attack page
Implying there's any reason to keep it. Zyklon 22:54, 28 December 2011 (CET)
>Implying BLANKING won't get you banned
>Implying I wasn't just letting you know

Stlson 23:19, 28 December 2011 (CET)

Tries to greentext in ED
Almost 2012
ISHYGDDT Zyklon 12:15, 29 December 2011 (CET)

thank you

thank you for helping out here at ED. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:37, 8 February 2012 (EST)

You're welcome :3 Zyklon 06:05, 8 February 2012 (EST)

Free Rika

Hey, Zyklon! I saw what you did with Rika.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Dancingsandwich 09:17, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

Trollsona and Epic Ween

Thanks for your kind words. I've been writing a lot of articles recently and was a little worried that they weren't up to the usual standard, but I'm glad to hear that's not the case.

As for The Unknown Autobot's inclusion on the Epic Ween page, that was primarily due to his actions here. If you still think he shouldn't be included, however, I don't mind. Whatevs. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 14:34, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

One could assume he was doing it because it was part of his, spergsona, the whole trollbusting thing. But yeah, you've got a point, in practice it was Epic Weenery of the highest order, so I guess he has earned his place on the page. Zyklon 14:36, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

On an unrelated note, I snuck a Bel Air joke into your Rika article. If you don't like it, by all means, take it out. I just thought it'd make you giggle. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 21:20, 4 May 2012 (EDT)

Of course everyone is free to edit the article as they please, as long as they are not Robb. It's just that /cwc/ prefers to chill rather than to contribute, which is why the article has like two contributors. But it's starting to look pretty okay, if I may say so myself. Zyklon 21:28, 4 May 2012 (EDT)

I'm sorry to inform you

but I am a member of the internet police and was sent here after your recent contribution of the article on Robert Wayne Stiles, I'm afraid I have to take you to internet prison. What you've done is E-legal so you're being booked until your lawlsuit at which point, if you are found guilty, consequences will never be the same. Mike the Great (talk) 02:49, 8 May 2012 (EDT)

Now that I've actually read the Rika article...

Good job, man. This shit is fucking hilarious. Keep it up. -Jared 13:56, 30 August 2012 (EDT)

I will, thank you father. Zyklon 14:16, 30 August 2012 (EDT)


we could do something like that. We just have Internet sissy fights take place over the article and those are worth mentioning. I'm actually pretty sure I went through that article once and removed everybody who didn't try in some way to start shit with ED, but might be mistaken. You can do whatever you see best fit. Mike the Great (talk) 18:17, 30 August 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, look at this  — Preceding comment added by Mike the Great (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Yeah, we have a lot of those, it happens. Mike the Great (talk) 21:56, 30 August 2012 (EDT)

The nig-nogs are destroying america


I don't see why anyone in their right mind would be against genocide after being made aware of these instances.JohnathanNiggers 05:02, 1 September 2012 (EDT)

Protected: Moleman9000

Hello, I've seen you undoing changes several times, which is rather disruptive; thus I've protected Moleman9000 for one day and a half, feel free to use its talk page for any further contributions and debating within this time. Taco.gif   Andrés    talk    contribs   Andres gay.gif 19:52, 17 September 2012 (EDT)

I've unprotected it, feel free to keep adding drama AND fucking use the talk page this time, also, you'd like to see its edit history for getting sure that you got rid of all his edits. Taco.gif   Andrés    talk    contribs   Andres gay.gif 12:21, 18 September 2012 (EDT)


Please don't vandalize my user page. I'm the only one who's allowed to put anything there. ResonX 21:34, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

But that's wrong. Zyklon 10:54, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

Yes I am.

I am a v funny person.  — Preceding comment added by Phobos (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

k. Zyklon 16:23, 30 October 2012 (EDT)
Phobos just likes humping the leg of 789chan users. --Monty Burns 21:17, 30 October 2012 (EDT)


thanks for that cleanup ^_^ nya uguu~ Mike the Great (talk) 17:04, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

That was nothing, brah. Zyklon 17:06, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

Scorched Earth Policy

Hey, Zyklon, I saw what you did using the OG non-Spic'd version of {{ClusterBomb}}...
Keep up the good work faggot!

- Mr. Jonzz Jonzz.png 17:34, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

A Demand From Moleman9000

It has been roughly half a year since your harassment of me, and your disgusting article (Moleman9000) is still somehow the first Google search result for my username. This inconveniences and personally insults me greatly, and I am now putting my foot down and telling you to delete the article, exercising my right not to be defamed. The article goes far beyond the limits of free speech, as it is clearly, extremely biased and full of outright lies. Thus, you have no right to host it and other deplorable articles like it. PlaceholderName73 22:44, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

He already asked here and was told no so now he's asking you hoping for a different answer! Schnookums Icon3.png reply 22:46, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
I like it the way it is, but thank you for your concern. Zyklon 09:04, 30 March 2013 (EDT)


Splendid! Schnookums Icon3.png reply 14:42, 3 April 2013 (EDT)

Social Justice

This link may provide additional lulz if you're interested Schnookums  Schnookums Icon2.gif 10:41, 7 April 2013 (EDT)

Thanks, I am regrettably aware of that subreddit. Zyklon 10:46, 7 April 2013 (EDT)


I'm thinking of asking if RM will do commissions, and open up a public fund to get Robb immortalized on YouTube for all to see in a wacky cartoon for kids about a gang of trollbusters and their talking tranny dog. If it happens and it becomes popular with people on YT, I think it could become a great TV series to teach children that trannies are fucking nuts and acid is great. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 20:45, 10 April 2013 (EDT)


It's pretty decent, one guy tried spamming emo templates but that was reverted, then I just finished writing the barebones of the Raven Williams aticle without sounding like a pretentious faggot. --CuddlyZebesian 11:03, 18 June 2013 (EDT)

HAH, awesome. We're all having our fun writing our own lolcows into the spotlight, aren't we? --CuddlyZebesian 11:30, 18 June 2013 (EDT)