Vespene gas

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YOU REQUIRE MOAR VESPENE GAS

Vespene Gas and You

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YOU REQUIRE MOAR VESPENE GAS

YOU REQUIRE MOAR VESPENE GAS for advanced units and upgrades.

Things You May Require

  • More vespene gas
  • Vespene gas
  • Vespenated gasses
  • Vespene like gasses
  • Gasses of the vespene nature
  • Minerals
  • Additional pylons
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  • MOAR VESPENE GAS

Acquiring Vespene Gas

Although many countries refuse to deal in this useful resource, it is legal in most to harvest it. Scan any map until you find a geyser with green clouds erupting from it. To harvest your own Vespene gas, build a refinery. There are sites on the internet with detailed schematics.

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VESPENE GAS

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Chemical Makeup

A little known fact is that a main ingredient of queef is vespene gas. A good fanny flossing can help yeild maximum quantities of vespene gas with every queef!

Pylons

Also, construct additional pylons. And spawn more Overlords while you're at it.

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