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Victoria 2
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Victoria 2 is a game about building an empire from 1836 to 1936. The game released on 2010, and like all Paradox games it was awesome, with a broken AI and fucked-up rebels going out of control. The game, for some reason, was really loved.
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Gameplay
To make it simple, all what you do in the game is just clicking on icons that represent armies, and you also get to negotiate with other countries. For example, you can ask the UK to give you half of their tax income and never raise armies again for 5 years! You can also conquer other nations.
The goal of the game
The game has no fucking goal! You just keep your People happy and hope for the best. Someone almost managed to take over the world. Said person committed suicide after discovering he won't get laid for doing that.
Game performance
At first, the game runs smooth, but after you spend 10 years in the game, your game will lag even if you have a Alienware PC, because Paradox is too lazy to make a good game engine.
Bad jokes in the game
These include but aren't limited to:
- Rock me in my crandles!, after you get a lot of cotton.
- Immigrants? In my <province name>? When your people have a debate on whether they should allow immigrants in your nation.
- Who gives a woof to their religion anyway? When your people debate if they should allow minor religions in your nation.
Victoria 2 got trolled by the ISIS
The ISIS made a rather lulzy post on Twitter, but then deleted their Twitter account. Fortunately, the trolls on Reddit got the picture they posted in time and made fun of it. HA HA.
Game economy
| Warning! This game has a shitty broken economy! It's known for bringing cancer to anyone who plays the game! |
Your people will demand automobiles. Cool, you build an automobile factory. The people troll you by not buying it at all! Your factory goes bankrupt. Your people rebel, because they don't have automobiles. Then you're forced to gas them. It's so much butthurt that it can't be listed here due to massive fuck ups!
Jews in the game
As if this game is not bad enough, sometimes you will have Jewish rebels who demand to make Israel! Fortunately, you can just gas them all.
How To Troll
Because the multiplayer is fucked, you just have to troll the AI. Below are someways to accomplish that:
- As a Great Power, take a nation out of another Great Power's sphere, and just don't add it to yours. The AI will go crazy trying to add it back; thus losing other sphere battles.
- Join in a war, and become the war leader because of your high military score. Then sign a peace in the enemy's favor, so you can troll your fellow allies.
- Join in a war, and don't do shit.
- Ally with someone, then break the alliance next day.
- GAS THE FUCKING JEWS!!!1
Of course, trolling an AI is not lulzy, and because multiplayer doesn't work, you're better off burning the game. Really.
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