Vine

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"You don't even have to put any effort into it!"
"It's funny because he's black!"

Vine is what happens when you combine the short attention span of Twitter, the attention whoring of YouTube, the autism of 5secondfilms and cram it all onto a tiny cell phone screen.

Vine is a free app created by Twitter that's available for iOS and Android. Because it's both free and retard-friendly the majority of it's userbase consists of niggers making race jokes to get views and likes from stupid white people.

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Some time ago, a few entrepreneuring young negros discovered that being black and making references to watermelon and kool-aid was the perfect formula for making popular Vines. As a result, half of the videos on Vine are niggers (usually from Florida for some reason) making nigger jokes, with the other half being irrelevant, unfunny shit made by white teenage girls.









Typical Black People Vine


Typical White Teenage Girls Vine

Rumor has it that deep in the bowels of Vine there are genuinely good videos with actual effort put into them. This statement has yet to be confirmed, mostly because nobody wants to dig through all the shit to find them.


Celebrities try to cash in

Jerry Seinfeld tries to get down with the kids.

Jerry Seinfeld jews it up


Instagram

When Instagram heard of this genius invention, they instantly got jealous of the fact that their app was no longer the coolest. They got so jelly that they added an identical feature to their app - possibly the only thing Instagram could have done to make their app even more retarded.

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