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Wikimedia Foundation

مؤسسة ويكيميديا

Wikimedia-logo.svg.png
Operational 2003-present
Address 149 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, CA 94105
Led by Jimbo Wales, Sue Gardner, Erik Möller
Active region(s) Internet

Global

Ideology Open source, The Internet is serious business
Status Fraudulent charity
Website wikimediafoundation.org

The Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. is an alleged charity located in San Francisco, California, but is in fact a criminal front organization for a global terrorist conspiracy rivaling Al-Qaeda, Scientology, and the Furluminati. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of Florida for the purpose of tax fraud.

According to the Internet Watch Foundation, the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across Web 2.0. Its leader, the outlaw war Jimmy Wales, known to his fanatical followers as "Jimbo," have defrauded gullible donors for millions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "child in Africa."

Contents

Overview

WMF's offices, waiting to be attacked by fanatical members of the Wikipedia Review.

As shown below, WMF is the mother of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and laundromats spawning a number of tentacles, such as:

  • Wikimedia Commons: where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material.
  • Wikiversity: Jimbo's attempt to infest academia.
  • Wikinews: just like Faux News.
  • Wikibooks: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the GFDL license. Wikibooks includes Wikijunior.
  • Uncyclopedia: the magnum opus of boredom, stupidity and everything unfunny.
  • And other shit.

Diagram

The ugly truth.

Fundraising

Mad pimpin', yo

The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed $42 million $55 million in donations from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going, and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development teams, and a rehash of Liquid Threads, which was already mostly developed for free, anyway (plus occasional champagne parties). Someone did a count of how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, a community obsessed with identity hiding, anonymity, and transgender issues, and the result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is 91% male.[1] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.

Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.


   
 
Mr Gerard joked that due to the site's limited financial resources, some of its infrastructure relied on "gaffer tape and string".
 

 
 

—The BBC, who are easily fooled


   
 
Here's why it hasn't happened: We're poor. It's that simple. We don't have a lot of money to pay large teams of app developers.
 

 
 

link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Jorm (WMF) Jorm (WMF), lying through his teeth about why the Wikipedia app for iOS devices is so bad

Thank goodness these donors are getting their money's worth:

 
 
“The Foundation has a miserable cost/benefit ratio and for years now has spent millions on software development without producing anything that actually works; the feeling is that the whole operation is held together with the goodwill of its volunteers and the more stupid Foundation managers are seriously hacking them off”
 

 

FAQ on WMF

  • What is the mission of the Foundation ?

The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the Wikipedia Jews and oddly the Mormons), by collecting carefully chosen information under a free content license, and to disseminate it globally, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

  • Is WMF a charity?

Sorta. In the same way that the Church of Scientology could be considered a charity.

  • Where does the money come from?

Through donations of retarded philanthropists, who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and wine. [3] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [4]

  • Does WMF have audited financial statements?

Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments

  • Does WMF files a tax return?

Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation's tax return - here is a summary of the most important details:

Revenue: $6,500,000 (donations and the like) $42 million in 2012

Expenses: $ 250,000 (hosting costs)

Scam fees: $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)

Profit for owners embezzlers and parasites: $3,750,000

Sue's salary: $ 200,000

Wikipedia's Admins: $ 0

You: $ 0

Jimbo's salary: $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers

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