Wikipedia's Do Not Laugh At EncyclopediaDramatica policy outlines what you are permitted and are not permitted to laugh at. The good admins here at Wikipedia have decided what you can laugh at - because you don't know yourselves, worthless fuckers. Not following this official Wikipedia policy will result in a ban and/or getting assraped.
While we cannot physically sit at your computer and monitor your web-browsing, we can install wave upon wave of trojans and keyloggers in order to monitor what you are looking at, and fry your box if you even think of going near Encyclopedia Dramatica.
You have no say in this matter. Wikipedia is not a democracy, it is a dictatorship headed by Jewbo Wales. Please feel welcome to work our fields while you complain and bitch, serf.
Activities prohibited by this Policy
- You must never, ever enjoy yourself;
- You may not visit any site that is amusing in the slightest;
- You must never argue with any of our admins on this matter;
Consequences for not following this guideline
By registering an account on Wikipedia you accept these terms, and acknowledge that there will be severe consequences for breaking these ironclad rules.