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Whale Safe Beer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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In July 1855 a Cape Cod fisherman noted that blackfish, the animals we now call whales, ran ashore in pursuit of beer, and that they generally came on the coast about Spring Break. What interested Anon about whales wasn't their drink drivings, but the fact that they themselves had seen the volumetrically challenged mammals purposely driven ashore for their blubber. Leaping over the sea like fat bastards, the whales were pursued by men striking on the sides of their cars and blowing horns to drive them on to the beach. Anon expressed no sense of kinship with the whales, only a revulsion at the stench [1].
Nowadays we make sure that whales are only provided with whale safe beverages thanks to Science.
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The B Plan Diet
The effect of Whale Not Safe Beer
About as funny as laughing at starving babies.
Drunk rednecks with explosives are funny
See Also
External Links
- Marijuana is less fattening than alcohol
- An expert explains what is the difference between low alcohol beer and its alcoholic counterpart
- How to preserve a whale in alcohol
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