the feds are on her ass!
Amy Lynn Lew, also known as Whitney Wisconsin, is your average 19-year-old girl on the internet. If you picked a day out of her busy life, you'd find a full schedule of activities and interests. These mainly revolve around praying in her place of worship, having completely consensual sex with her boyfriend, selling things to men on r/Atheism, and vehemently maintaining that she is totally, absolutely not a scammer, a prostitute or a sex worker.
The Clam Before Time
Amy Lew is from Ladysmith, Wisconsin, where she was not the victim of any sexual assault, whatsoever, because even pedophiles have standards. She is naturally brunette, and has very distinguished features and mature breasts. When Whitney was a child, she was overweight and not very popular with other children, likely due to stealing their food. Years of being told how impossibly ugly she is due to her Benjamin Button disease and inability to stop eating for even a second embittered her. She began to resent her shapely, blonde classmates who clearly had actual futures that didn't involve shoving fruit in their vaginas before answering the door for pizza delivery men, licking cum-flavored panties or riding dildos dressed up as Harley Quinn. When she entered high school, she blossomed into a beautiful butterfly, swelling with confidence and changing her priorities to reflect what really matters in life. She claims to have been bullied in high school due to her weight, but clearly anyone who encountered her could think of other reasons.
After all the years of people being meanies, she decided to do something about it.
Whitney's Rise to Shame
Recently she has made a bit of a splash around the internet with a controversial video, in which she masturbates in an Oakwood Mall bathroom (in Eau Claire, WI) while wearing a playboy bunny outfit, leaves the bathroom without washing her hands, then walks around the store asking men if the "perfume" on her fingers smells good. With such memorable reactions as, "What the Hell is that" and "Not great, not bad. I don't know, it smells weird", she totally got them you guys ha ha.
Hilariously, everyone except for an extremely old man said they either couldn't smell it, or it smelled bad, so the end result of her "prank" is basically people telling her that her own pussy stinks.
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Congratulations, Whitney. You are officially the most Aryan that garbage can be.
Animal Abuse For Feminists 101
In this feature, our fun-having heroine discusses a completely normal hobby while recommending it to other women based on the virtue of it being convenient. This list of
dogfucker apologist commandments logical reasons, passed down from God himself, is conveniently numbered 1-10 so that even the challenged or confused individuals in her audience can follow her emoji-based, inane, babbling clusterfuck style of speech. She even took the time to write it down and tape it to her bathroom cabinet, to ensure that her valuable message could come through clearly and concisely. The venue she chose for this powerful and moving campaign for feminism is her bathroom floor.
Memoirs of a Masturbatory Prostitute
Proof that con artists exist even in the adult industry, Whitney is a complete hack and fraud to her human victims. Just like with any woman, she will take your money and run if you buy into her charm and look past the petfucking. Once she has your Jew Golds, she will disappear into the voids of the Internet to rub her scent into your dollars and make more unfortunate men smell it.
She had blocked all of her contacts that ordered a private video from her in the vain hopes of you seeing pussy you'd rather see on a FREE porn video, and had removed every comment regarding said private video on her social sites. Soon enough, after they've forgotten about her, she will rise again and pilfer more hard earned paychecks from those horny Burger King employees that buy into her promise of e-sex.
This however, also comes with the forgetfulness a camwhore usually comes with, with no assistance from alcohol and crack: The Internet is forever (just like trollin' is...and it'd better be...huh? so let this one be baby!)
While Leafy was trying to come up with yet another idea for a shitty reaction video he stumbled upon a video of Whitney. After covering her dog fuckery Whitney fell in love with Leafy and even ate a fucking cricket for him. Leafy then responded by making another shitty CSGO surf montage, which then landed him on Kuntstar's Drama Alert to confess his love and secret wish to fuck Whitney and her dogs.
World of Whorecraft: Wrath of the Whitney
She is clearly determined.
In May of 2015, the authorities ordered Whitney to appear before court after having discovered Whitneys amateur porn films in April. Due to Whitney being a no-show they handed out an arrest warrant for her in November of 2016, and she is currently on the run. Her boyfriend also received charges for filming it but as he had already been extradited from Florida for possession and manufacture of child pornography...lol...they just simply further raped his ass.
Spoiler: This is not entirely porn.
Even if we had hundreds of thousands of researchers working nonstop, 24/7, to find all the mind-numbingly boring dildosit pictures or blurry shots of her Orangutan-like, National Geographic titties, the Sun will have blown up and destroyed us all before that could be accomplished.
- Tiziana Cantone
- Mr. Hands
- Sarah Butts
- Jasha Lottin
- Marry Your Pet
- List of Camwhores
- Her vidme account.
- Whitney Wisconsin on Imgur
- Whitney Wisconsin's Tinychat
- Whitney Wisconsin on E-Fukt - Tricking Guys Into Smelling Cunt Slime
- and offers to sell bestiality porn
- Her old tumblr
- Smell her asshole on skype
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