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White People also known as Honkeys, Crackers and Snow Niggers are descendants of the Neanderthals. It is widely known that White "People" are a genetically inferior race. It is well-documented that white people are the genetic version of trickle-down economics.
Notoriously loathed by other races for their lack of culture and horrible smell, it's a well-known fact that White people are the most pathetic group of individuals of all time.
The majority of "White History" is widely studied and universally accepted as shameful, barbaric and disgraceful. Because of this, many of their historical "achievements" are often embellished bullshit achieved by pillaging other countries, raping everything in sight, and stealing anything shiny. Nearly all white culture is stolen from other cultures, and amalgamated into the doughy substance of whitey.
Starting out as robust black hominids and rapidly devolving to albinised maggots, the weaker tribes were driven north out of Africa into cold Europe where they further devolved into a white haze of dimwitted neanderthals such as Americunts, Britfags, Canucks, and Aussie fags. White skin is in actual fact a result of inbreeding on an exponential scale and an evolutionary lapse. 
A white person's diet generally consists of jars of Hellman's Mayo, loaves of Wonderbread, gallons of Jack Daniel's whiskey, cottage cheese, shitty beer, Kraft's cheese, Hamburger Helper, dill pickles and cans of pork and beans...
General hobbies and interests of Caucasian folks include dealing meth-amphetamines, fucking their relatives, drinking alcohol until passing out, shooting up school and college campuses, watching NASCAR and shopping at Save-A-Lot, K-Mart and Family Dollar.
White women, when fat (and too shit-poor to afford implants), will often think that the drooping glutton hanging from their rears resembles thick booties and will shop for those undersized, low cut panties and thongs at Wal-Mart to lift up their asses to make them look appealing, even though this practice makes no fucking difference at all.
Whiteys are, in fact, poorly disguised pigs, you can tell by their blotchy pigskin and spider-veins, they apply fake tan and other cosmetics to hide their bacon like complexion.
Cave beasts are under the delusion that they are superior. As they have been educated stupid since their first forays into civilization, this is not surprising. One good thing about the peckerwoods is their ability to blindly follow their jew leaders in perfect lockstep, however fake and gay the instructions might sound.
With their mouths pouted like a fish they will scream "THAT'S SEXIST!" while at the same time believeing themselves to be entitled to a hot partner. Beauty comes from the inside – what counts is having a nice ass. But have you ever seen a white person on a training bicycle with the intention of becoming eye candy? NO! This gives irrefutable evidence that all white people must be put in gas chambers.
When someone mentions the slightest stereotype of non-whites whiteys say They claim things like "OMG A tribe whose greatest achievement is that they make 13 year old boys destroy their own penis is the GREATEST THING EVAR!" On the other hand, they believe that their own hate-filled, yet unoutspoken, yet self-agrandizing, individualistic, decadent excuse of a society is the epitome of civilizations...
Throughout history, the white man has consistently rewritten history to hide their colossal, everyday fuck-ups. Enslaved by Moors, conquered by Egyptians, sold as sex-slaves by sheiks - had these facts not been expunged from their history books, their children might have escaped the current yoke of white guilt. Some argue that white people aren't quite as evolved as the more intelligent races of earth, and should be enslaved. However, enslavement would be impossible, as most white people are too fragile for any real manual labor, and they have no work ethic if the task doesn't involve killing babies for profit in Iraq.
The first known white people to populate Europe were the primitive Neanderthals, named after the Neander valley in Germany, from where their descendants can still be observed today. The mesolithic age came along, everyone was using stone tools, the dog was domesticated, and no one was naked anymore. Someone invented a stick. A few thousand years down the track, not much had changed. Europe was covered in forest and populated by semi nomadic semi naked tribes with no recorded literature. Additional sticks were invented. Meanwhile, in Africa; trade routes had been linked into asia, domestic farming was put into practice, iron tools were brought into use, and neighbouring Arabs were hard at work building the first cities. A number of this more progressed civilisaions sent letters of advice to the northern neighbours about civilisation for beginers. However, no one could read at the time, given the fact they were running half naken through the forest throwing sticks at each other. Things were looking bad for whitey, but these folks may have been uneducated, they were not retarded (yet) and decided to hold a meeting about how to get thier sloppy act into shape. No sooner than had everyone begin to arrive, the suggestion went out that they just copy what all the other races were already doing, and whith a bit of practice, maybe do a better job someday. Thus it all began: other peoples achievemnts were cut copied and pasted by white people into their own territory and plagarised as thier own work without due credit. A proud tradition that still prevails today.
A new stick was invented with a pointy piece of metal on one end, thus enabling the Roman empire to kick everyones ass to the curb in record time, setting the par for awesome and epic trolling. In fact, after completing all tutorial missions, they became so addicted to playing civilisation, they were able to show most of the oldfag players how it was meant to be done. The joy was not to last, due to the fact that the Aryan race along with a series of white barbaric tribes trashed everything.
As of 410AD white nationalism was in the dark ages. The name "dark ages" implies a very bleak outlook of war, pestilence, and famine, but the real reason for the term was the apparent lack of historical records to "illuminate" the missing pages. But what is an established fact is that there were comparatively little was achieved in literature nor architeture, just like you.
After a while of migrating through Europe raping and pillaging thier own kind, someone declared a renaissance, meaning "rebirth". Someone invented yet another stick, although this time it was upgraded with chinese gun powder and was capable of firing bullets. The whites then formed an audacious plan to take over the world one rape at a time. But before the plan was put into action, the whites decided to have a few practice rapes first in scaled down controlled circumstances. A few more hundred years saw them running around all over Europe as usual, raping and pillages each others women, children, animals, and even the disabled to show they had a caring side. Then one day, enough was enough. Time for a field test on some niggers.
After revising what they had learned about their recent rapes attacks in England Ireland Scotland and Wales one last time, everyone bought a gun and set sail to wherever the wind blows. And since that day onwards, whenever land is sighted by a white person, they race to plant a flag on it, and rape the nearest thing that looks human.
Every invention purported to be created by maggots was actually stolen from one of the more evolutionarily fit, dark-skinned races with real melanin and all that good shit, but any threat to maggot civilization is squashed by their totally unbiased media.
- Physics and Chemistry - Arabs
- Geography- Portuguese (which the pitiful self-serving Whities, by the way, claim to be "whites" but in fact the Portuguese as we all know were actually either Latinos or Semites like Jews and Arabs. )
- Schools - Egyptians
- Music genres such as Rock & Roll - African Americans
- Astrology - Spics
- Mathematics and Medicine - Native Americans
- Money, the modern banking system, and Television - Jews
- Guns - Chinese for protection against the white scum's inescapable rage.
However, the great white sharks have invented some unfortunate items of note:
- Bailout plan
- Ku Klux Klan
- Larry the Cable Guy
- Morbid obesity on a mass scale
The male specimen tends to be a redneck, a Tool fan, a frat boy or
emo h0m0. By day they travel in packs seeking new land and/or oil and by night, the emofag cuts himself, the redneck posts on YouTube or MySpace, the Tool fan listens to terrible music and the frat boy goes on a rape spree and/or has gay sex with his roommates. The rest can be found fucking hot black chicks in motels. On the internets they usually write fully punctuated essays in the comments on rap videos because it makes them feel intelligent.
The female specimen begins the adult life-cycle as a 16 year old girl, though can more often be found in their final form, hovering near a beer tap. During the day they flock together to look for clothes or fattening food, then get on Facebook or MySpace, to bask in the glow of unwarranted self-importance. At night they busy themselves being almost raped and working on their careers.
Also note that whiteys enjoy tanning, despite claiming to love the whiteness of their skin. Said tanning will inevitably lead to skin cancer, proving Darwin's theory of natural selection to be true time and again. Really, it's just a slower way of becoming an hero, while at the same time resembling burnt toast. BUT IT'S A STATUS SYMBOL, GAIZ.
Whiteys are world-renowned rapists and dabblers in all sorts of sexual lulz. White men rape children in Asia, and take sex slaves from Africa and South America. The white man is not above having sex with dogs or taking it in the ass from horses. Not surprisingly, white women are known for preferring black 12-inch cock over tiny 2-inch white cocks, and sometimes for having extreme fetishes and dying from bizarre sexual acts.
White Women and Black Men: Interspecies Breeding
It is widely known that the common white female will fuck anything that has a stick. In the same way, it is also widely known that the common black male will fuck anything that has a hole. As you can see, white women are prone to think about dick every 30 seconds while black men are prone to think about pussy every 30 seconds. Both are desperate and promiscuous enough to go far as bestiality. Hence, there are much more interracial breeding between the two racial genders.
Amongst honkeys, greasy, nutritionally-barren bland food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican Food", and the ubiquitous all-you-can-eat buffet are essential to the white American diet. Picture if you will a 500-pound fat fuck who is actually malnourished, living amongst a pile of McDonald's wrappers and shitty discarded underwear while drinking a Diet Coke. Nothing beats good-old white ingenuity! With the help of American race-mixing that is — before that it was English food: kidney pie, spotted dick, and faggots!
White people tend to congregate outside of cities in large developments of houses that look completely bland and alike. Their brains lack the ability to grasp new concepts, so they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual or requiring complex thought to understand. It is because of this that whites create large housing developments with strict rules - the stricter the rules, the less thought required. Whitey is also known to chill under specially designated white trees.
1/2 of the white population is Judeo-Christian of one stripe or another, which makes perfect sense, which came from Judaism. The other half fall into the category Atheism, Paganism, Homosexuality yes it might as well be a religion among many whites, or White Supremacist Norse Mythology which often means you are dealing with a liberal. Tread carefully.
In the summertime, white people, especially the middle-aged ones, will inevitably wear inappropriately short shorts to show off their marmalade-like, shapeless legs. They seem to think other people enjoy seeing these varicose vein-riddled blobs of uncooked dough, but they are badly mistaken.
White people often have head lice; they are parasitic disgusting fucking bugs that live and breed on the scalp of Caucaziods. This will generally be seen on the heads of crackkaz that are ugly white trash.
As white people have no native culture, they are forced to co-opt bits and pieces from every other society in the world, simultaneously combining them into a horrible mishmash of 'diversity' while ruining the original. White culture consists mainly of shopping, eating, listening to their cultural music, and getting abortions.
Unbiased intelligence measurements show that different races do have different IQs. These tests have shown Asians, Arabs, and Indians to in fact have higher IQs than the average white person. Most rich white people are in fact complete idiots who cannot read but hide it by making up excuses so the people around them do not realize it. This is due to the complacency of coasting through life on Mommy and Daddy's dollar.
Actually, it's due to white people systematically putting intelligent people into monasteries (or burning them as witches) so that they couldn't breed and pass on their genes for about a thousand years. During this time, the chinese were giving intelligent people well-paid government jobs with which they could support families.
Compared to the general population, Albinos have elevated numbers of serial killers. World famous sick fucks like Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper, Andrei Chikatilo, Richard Trenton Chase, Josef Fritzl, Richard Speck, and Jeffrey Dahmer were all white. Hitler, Stalin, and pretty much all your great military madmen were white. Black people seem to be missing some genetic keys that prevent them from being caught right away.
Pastemonger claim to have created rock music as they claim they've created nearly everything useful, but again, all they did was steal it from the black man. Jazz was created by blacks so that white people couldn't come along and ruin it, but even that has been gentrified. Whites have tried to create their own sub-genre called Heavy Metal claiming it to be their own but they will forever be haunted by the fact their favorite genre was created by "primitive" blacks. Another recent assault on black music by the white man is readily apparent.
This is often expressed through Nazi Rallies in Southeast Amurica, but recent studies of Internets are Serious Fuckin Buisness have shown that the recent "Nips are fucking crazy", often held by no dick teenagers, 9-5 white collar workers, and the majority of Gaming Sites and Cracked users is a subconscious white pride psychosis fueled with their banality, loneliness, and desire to make others follow their ways of life to be just as banal as them.
Though whites have many hobbies, they are generally mediocre at most of them, especially sports, music and sex (all three of which the black race clearly has the upper-hand in). However, there are a few fields where a white person will excel. These include:
- Taking credit for others' accomplishments
- Being serial killers
- Burn a Koran Day
- Dungeons and Dragons
- Flying to Thailand to fuck 11 year old boys
- Getting lost on a three hour tour
- Finding land nobody lives on (usually while lost) to claim for themselves
- Domestic violence
- Sci-Fi/Fantasy based pseudo-religions
- Becoming more butthurt than the race in question when another race is made fun of, even if members of that other race clearly don't give a shit.
- Or, alternatively, not giving a shit when the race in question is a native race.
- Composing depraved and sickening lists of necrophiliac and pedophilic photographs
- Using the "The Internet is serious business" to claim Unwarranted Self Importance over Shit no one cares about, and demanding other countries be just as banal and insipid as themselves.
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They all look the same to me
As a subset of the Caucasian race, whitey includes a plethora of diverse backgrounds which include the peoples of Romania, Spain, Sweden, India, Iran, Russia and the Middle East. However, inbreeding is rampant, as evidenced by the various distinct facial features of whites (huge foreheads, long thin crooked noses, eyes too close together, &c.), their ability to become grossly overweight, and the existence of gingers.
TYPE FIVE: These guys are the BEST type of Caucasian because they do not share the same disadvantage with the others for not being white, these guys usually arrange from; Middle Easterners, Iranians, Iraqis, Beaners, South Italians, Lebanese, et cetera. This race is known for its Arab/Negro blood. Case in point: Morocco.
TYPE THREE: These types of people are usually the darker germanics - YES! The type which Adolf Hitler was, the Roman Welsh and the dark haired white niggers known as 'Slavs' which includes people from Poland, Russia, Eastern Germany, Hungary and the Czech Republic. These people have the most similar features to the negro.
TYPE TWO: These types are the idiots who are best known for it's inbreeding, crooked teeth and homosexuality. These honkies are also best known for being blond and are always the idiots of all of the white people, most honkies admire them because all whites are secretly as gay as these pricks are and are jealous of their blond curls and good looks, most of these are English, Swedish, Danish, Germans, Welsh and French.
TYPE ONE: These creepy albino sons-of-bitches are definitely the worst type of white... these creeps are best known for stealing souls, being adopted because their parents hated them - Case in point: Annie, being horrible at tanning and being Snow monkeys. Most of these tribes are clueless, primitive and subhuman Celts who are known for their idiocy and supernatural powers! ALL are ginger (apart from Icelandics who are just Albino) and consist of; Scottish, Irish and Icelandics. Just remember, No Dogs, No Niggers and CERTAINLY no Irish!!!
Not all White People Are White
Despite the degrading implications that come with being associated with the white race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are at least loosely associated with this perverted species of rapists and plunderers. Some examples include:
- Coconut: Brown on the outside; white on the inside. May be Pakis, Niggers, or Beaners.
- Oreo: Black on the outside; white on the inside.
- Apple: Red on the outside; white on the inside. Mostly Injuns and Indians.
- Twinkie or Banana: Yellow on the outside; white on the inside. Mostly Chinks and Gooks.
White people get off on telling Mexicans to go back to Mexico (they actually originated from Spain, you dumb hicks), but don't see the irony in the fact that they themselves originated from a bunch of shithole countries in Europe. They also fail to realize that their ancestors got here by boat and banned all the injuns from their own land, stealing it like a gang of niggers.
Politically Correct Alternatives to "White"
- Beach-Nigger (for overly tanned people)
- Betty Crocker (for females)
- Bleach Boy
- Bro-ho (white woman who dates a black man)
- Hay Seed
- Pink-skin (these retards suffer from denial so powerful that they have actually managed to convince themselves that their skin is white when it is clearly fucking pink)
- Porch Honkey
- Wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant)
- White trash
Things White People Hate
- Being civilized
- Personal hygiene
- Black and brown people
- Not taking your oil
- Taking away their meth
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- Q. What's white and fourteen inches long?
- A. Absolutely nothing!
- Q. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
- A. A straight line!
- Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
- A. It's hard to find them in the snow
- Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
- A. The NBA
- Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
- A. The PGA tour
- Q. Why do white people like to play hockey?
- A. It’s the only way to beat on something black
- Q. What's the definition of a white virgin?
- A. Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.
- Q. How do you castrate a white person?
- A. Kick his sister in the jaw
- Q. What do white women, and tampons have in common?
- A. They're both stuck up cunts.
- Q. What do you call a white person on fire?
- A. A firecracker
- Q. What do you call a bunch of white people falling?
- A. Avalanche
- Q. How did the white lady know her daughter was on the rag?
- A. Her son's dick tasted funny
- Q. What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
- A. A pimp
- Q. What do spoiled milk and a white bitch's thighs have in common?
- A. They're both white and chunky!
- Q. What did the black guy say when he went down on a dirty white bitch who hadn't washed for a week?
- A. "Damn, Bitch! I like eatin' crackers with cheese, but this is fuckin' nasty!"
- Black People Love Us!
- Missing white woman syndrome
- Not gay
- Queen Kong
- Marry Your Pet
- White nationalism
- Billy The Heretic
- Chris Chan -The epitome of whiteness
- Argentina is white
- The Church of Creativity
- Jett and Jahn - Racist Wiggers
- White slavery
- Stuff white people like
- Stormfront.org - Contains a troll-ready circle-jerk forum filled with White Nationalists
- White woman uses daughter to re-enact babyfuck -White people are sick fucks
- "This is White Privilege" -Tumblr account made by "Dion the Socialist".
- White Privilege on kikepedia -White Privilege has a page on wikipedia,IT MUST BE REAL.
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