From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A Whore (also known as a Slut) is a woman who spends more time with a dick inside her than making sammiches. While they usually demand payment for their services (usually money, drugs, items from their wishlist, or attention), whores love the cock for itself. And thanks to the bullshit of feminists, every other girl drinks semen for breakfast, an ironic feat given that they all say that they'd only fuck porn-stars, the richest 10%, Alexander Skarsgard, and each other.
Whores come in all shapes and sizes, from the underdeveloped anorexic crackhead to the morbidly obese who are able to shit out eight wastes of human resources in one go.
- Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as prostitutes, namely STDs, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of pwnage from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke.
- Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're goth, pay for too many visits to the tanning bed.
- Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later.
- Loose, sagging vagina is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a cucumber in her panties, she's definitely a whore.
- Whores are often fuckable in their teens but all of the STDs and unplanned pregnancies will catch up with them by their early 20's.
- In addition to semen, whores can survive off beer and other cheap alcoholic products because said beverages can often lead to "massive pounding" which is what all whores ultimately crave.
- Sporting tacky tattoos in the pelvic region, upper thigh, or lower back. If a girl in a bar asks you if you want to see her "tats" and there is no visible ink on her scantily-clad body, run away as fast as possible.
Attention whore: Will suck cock for attention.
- 16-year-old girl: Usually pretending to be 20, to avoid getting banned from porn sites, will suck cock because their fathers never loved them (often because their whore mothers divorced them when they got itchy for new cock), they are lonely, and need penises inside of them to get used to their future careers as prostitutes.
- Drama whore: Will suck cock and become a lolcow for attention.
- Wikislut: Will suck cock and edit TOW for attention.
- Scenewhore: Will suck cock because their friends are doing it (i.e. to get her friends' attention).
- Skank: Will suck cock if no one else is doing it (i.e. to be notable, as in, for attention).
Cocktease: Will say that she doesn't suck cock only to be lusted after more and have more cocks to suck. Cockteases are the biggest gold-digging sluts of all, as "saving their virginity for marriage" merely means commercializing it.
Comment whore: Will suck cock for thumbs ups.
Fat whore: Will suck cock for food, but not homeless.
Prostatot: Will suck cock because their daddy told them to.
Man Whore: See video on the right
Gypsy Hooker Whore: Will suck cock for compliments, asspats, and attention. Enormous noses. Has a penchant for making shit jewellery, wearing awful dresses and turning up at fetes.
- Write her up on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Link your article to whore, cunt, bitch, and slut as many times as you can, even if the pipe makes no fucking sense. That way, everyone will know what a dirty whorecuntbitchslut she is. Remember, she's the one having all sort of freaky sex, you're the one who has time to spare for the internet.
- Hell, take it a step further and write the article as if the slut herself were a weird animal, because sounding like a bad ripoff of National Geographic always brings lulz.
- If you have their phone numbers, post them on Craigslist in the "casual encounters" section with a prurient ad and a sexy photo.
- Be an 89-year-old billionaire, marry her for the sex, then leave her nothing in your will and make sure even her family don't get a goddam penny
Be warned that the average whore can't tell a computer from a microwave oven, so it's unlikely she'll ever be able to figure out how to get online to refute you. Contact her friends, tell them about it and they'll show her.
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