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He's over 300 years old.

Wizard may refer to:

Identifying A Wizard

Not a Real Wizard.

In order to make sure you are in deed dealing with a real wizard and not a jedi,cardboard display,carnie or someone in costume.

Not a Real Wizard.

  • You can first look for a "bald beard wig". Real wizards have to cover up their massive epic wizard beards with a stage prop simular to a bald wig except worn over the beard.
  • Secondly look for a "Familiar" which would be an animal compainion. If the person in question has a raven,owl,snake,cat,mudkip,rhino,dog or fish, chances are they are a real wizard.
  • You have just seen them cast Magic Missle. (likley at you)
  • If all else fails throw salt in person of questions eyes. Wizards cannot take the anti-magic properties of salt. If the person in question screams in pain followed by reddening of the eyes. (also known as the "demon eyes") You know you have a wizard.

Baby Cakes on Wizards

Babycakes on Wizards and Spells

The best disgues is old and ugly.Unless you're already old and ugly...then you just act British.


People Who Are Not Wizards

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If you see one of these, you must burn your computer and move house immediately

Becoming A Wizard

  • 1.Get a wand.
  • 2.Get a robe.
  • 3.????
  • 4.PROFIT!!!!
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