Wolf

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A wolf is a horrifically overrated subspecies of dog that has the dubious honor of being the second most popular animal to be molested by furries (the fox being the first). Once respected and feared for its animal and man-killing abilities, its reverence from Injuns, wolfaboos, furries, emos and suethors to an almost godlike status has made people sick to death of it, and it has quite literally become the Mary Sue of the animal kingdom.

Spirit animal of choice

On Art Sites

Wolves are everywhere, most often found in the "popular" section of DeviantART every day. These deviant wolves shop at Hot Topic, have human hair, and are often pro-ana. They come in every color in the spectrum, but are most commonly found in blue and pink. Unfortunately for most artists, the wolf has been copyrighted to Kay Fedewa, so they can’t be drawn without her permission, lest you be paid a visit from her angry, rabid fanbase. 90% of wolf artists seem to have to either draw them as sparkledogs or gloomdogs.

Uses for a Wolf

Wolves are more than lovable majestic beasts, pretty things to look at or great to throw on the grill. Ever since Kay Fedewa invented wolves, many a wolfaboo has fired up MSpaint and jumped on the bandwagon, hoping to create one more unnecessary travesty of wankfests and lulz. Dig deep into the steaming pile of wolf feces and you might find art or a plot.

Original Stories Where Wolves Stand Around and Talk a Lot

10% ofall wolfcomics, are titled "wolfcomic",title less orhavecrappy bunchofinitials that mean nothing

  • #871
  • Adal Wolf
  • Against the Elements
  • Aiko
  • Alterix
  • Angels of the Apocalypse
  • As the fear Fails than Comes the Assholes to you(AFCA for short)
  • Beyond the Tainted Path
  • Black Mountain Wolves
  • Black scar
  • Blackblood Alliance
  • Bloodclot and steve
  • Bluemoon Prophecy
  • Broken
  • CCQ
  • Crescent Moon Chronicles: Path of Darkness
  • Crystalline
  • Dawn of the Wolf
  • Death Grey
  • Demon in Wolf's Clothing
  • Devine Seekers (yes it is spelled that way)
  • Distretto XVII
  • Double Vision (previously known as DA)
  • Dream Warrior
  • Echos of the Moon
  • Elements
  • Empire of a Dream
  • Everlasting Shadows
  • Familial Relations
  • Garya
  • Giderah
  • Guardians
  • Half Blood
  • Haunt
  • hero of the blade
  • Hikarikurai
  • Icewolf
  • Imaginary Slayer
  • Impacted Pressure
  • In Dreams Too Deep
  • Iron Rome
  • Iskopala
  • Isle(omg, has cats in it)
  • Jinatsu
  • King of Wolves
  • Knife's Edge
  • Lakota
  • Legacy of the Night
  • Legends of the Painted Wolf
  • Lily's Rage
  • Lost and Alone (aka Taonas)
  • Luck
  • Moonbound Wolves
  • Mystic Spirit Wolves
  • Na Tahi
  • NAD
  • of paws and wings
  • Off-White
  • Okatsuku
  • One Way or Another
  • Outcasts
  • Over the Mountains and Far Away
  • Panic and Night Fang
  • Project Blood
  • Pups Comic
  • Quest for Freedom
  • Rained Down
  • Raven Valley
  • Razukei Blood Lust
  • Ready for Battle
  • Renegades
  • Scandinavian wolves
  • Seven Piece Prophecy
  • Sideways
  • Solace Virtue
  • Sons of Fenrir
  • Spirit War
  • Spirit Wolves
  • Spiritual Stones
  • Strays
  • Tales of Shadows
  • Tales of the Shadows
  • Tejas
  • Terania
  • TF
  • The 3 Epics
  • The Battlefield
  • The Chosen One
  • The Crystal of the Wolves
  • The Journeys of Many
  • The Last Guardians
  • The Legend of the Wolf
  • The Legend of Ying and Yang
  • The long journey
  • The Nightthief Chronicles
  • The Prayer Fulfilled
  • The Proud Wolf
  • The Secret of Nemti
  • The She Wolf
  • The Third Moon
  • The Unnatural
  • The Wolf Rising
  • True Freedom
  • True Legends
  • True or Fallen
  • Twilight Spirits
  • Vampire Alliance
  • Verity Wolf
  • War of the Wolves
  • War Tide
  • Wayward Wolves
  • Wendy Wolf
  • WeuUkoo Wolves
  • Whisper of the Wind
  • Wild Fangs
  • Wish of the Wolves
  • World of Wolves
  • Wolf Agents
  • Wolf of Shadows
  • wolf Sword
  • Wolf's Affinity
  • Wolf's Song
  • Wolves Cry
  • Wolves of Ragnarok
  • World of Warcraft
  • Yuphz

Quotes

Your average wolf-lover tartlet
This is what happens when you post "WOLVES ARE OVERRATED" on DA


From wolfaboo

 
 
this video is so toatally fack and its iggnorant people like that that make wolves indandered species!!!!!!
 

 

—Typical wolfaboo response to video footage of wolves attacking people

 
 
WOLVES ARE WAY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU!!!! ESPECIALLY if you think all that you say. Wolves are a beautiful creature that is wrongly mistreated by humans. Wolves play a huge part in society. If it weren't for wolves humans would have probably died out a long time ago due to illnesses from sickly animals.
 

 

 
 
wolves were endangered and this damn stamp promotes wolf salughter in a way becus we all know thars alot of ppl on DA who dont read the discription and when they dont and they FOLLOW what this stamp says they could help kill off wolves! and saying its jsut liek saveing rats and fucking mmosquitoes?! WRONNGGGG! wolves dont do harm to humans rarly at all and WHEN THEY DO its ONLY because of a disease such as rabbies, your to close to its pups/den/ or maybe even fresh kill, also some ppl intimidate then witch can also start an attack and when they are attacked its mosly be a LONE wolf! saying to kill the wolves because of they attack people?! and then saying educate the ppl!? that is jsut the same as saying" any animal that can and has ever attacked a human MUST be killed" or "any animal that can/has attacked a human for any reason should be killed off"

Saying educate the ppl about wolbes is a good thing and your stamp NEEDS to be taken down in my opinion. think about shit before you make a stamp and try to act like you know and have a good reason first!
 


 

—Insanitywolf, completely missing the point of Wolf Stamp

The Truth (from rcs619)

I like wolves as much as the next guy, but it is kind of ridiculous how romanticized and over hyped they can be. I will join you in dissecting some of these arguments, lol ^^...from the perspective of a biological science major, with a desire to be a veterinarian.

Yep, they arent THAT smart. Sure, as far as animals go, wolves are slightly above average...but Dolphins, cephalapods, and cetaceans as a group, pigs (who's intelligence is often overlooked), Elephants, primates, and some birds are, in fact smarter. Pack behavior should not be assumed to be intelligence. A lot of that is imitation and instinct.

You're completely right about a wolf's strength. A human who stays alert, and is armed with a large enough stick or blunt object, could probably keep at least two wolves at bay for a bit. Wolves are built for speed and endurance, not strength. Some domestic dogs are much larger and/or physically stronger than wolves (Rottwilers, Pitbulls, etc).

"Fighting a wolf is like fighting a tiger" ...oh...my...god...that deserves a facepalm. *facepalms repeatedly*. I hate to tell whoever said this...but you're completely wrong. Fighting a TIGER is like fighting a tiger. A wolf is what, about 5-6ft long and maybe 80-110 pounds (I might be being generous with that size too)...and full grown Siberian Tiger is about 10 to 12ft and between 500 and 700 pounds in weight. Its like comparing a middle school kid...to Mike Tyson.

Wolves hunt in packs because they arent very strong individually. That is the purpose of most group behavior. Sure, you have exceptions, like a pride of lions...but in general, a group is used to compensate for the lesser strength of its individual parts.

"WOLVES ARE WAY SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ...that deserves yet another facepalm. If a wolf is way smarter than you...you have problems. Dont mistake group behavior for intelligence. Lemmings live in groups, but they will follow other members of their group off a cliff without a second thought (YES, lemmings are real animal, people. lol. look it up). As I said earlier, wolves are slightly above average...but not anything to make any big deal about, as far as animals go. Now, cephalapods...there's some intelligence in that group of animals."


     TL;DR:
             WOLVES ARE OVERATED, DUMB ANIMALS. 
             YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS.

Notable Wolves and Wolfaboos

TL;DR: every furfag EVER.

Art Gallery

What Wolves Actually Look Like

What Wolfaboos Draw

External Links

  • http://wolfhavenspiritofthepast.webs.com/ A website run by rednecks selling crossbred huskies and advertising them as wolves. Among the words of wisdom this gem has to offer is that wolves are felines, and that they can be raised perfectly well in an apartment or in the back of a truck. Visit the guestbook.

Warning: This site does not allow right clicking. If you attempt to right click, you will be spammed with a "You are not allowed to right click" message box. This is due to the webmaster being a furfag.

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