IS IT A HOAX?
Alison / Xallyfacex another an hero?
Xallyfacex is a myspace whore, who in her About Me claimed "I'm fucking controversial" became notable on /b/ after she posted a bulletin on MySpace saying she was about to become an hero only a month after posting a blog about the pointlessness of suicide, decided instead, to become an hero. Strangely (?Suspiciously?) she included a /b/ reference in her Blog. If this be a Troll, it be a Mighty Fine Troll. The question of its authenticity was questioned, but was disregarded. It does seem that it was a Troll.
An Hero Bulletin
—Xallyfacex's MySpace Blog a few days prior
streamlinedogma : I wrote the letter streamlinedogma : idiots /b/tard : haha fuck yea seaking! streamlinedogma : yeah seaking /b/tard : is she gonna be pissed about this streamlinedogma : I didnt put it there streamlinedogma : idk who did streamlinedogma : and probably not Bout My Pylons: We posted her # streamlinedogma: its not her number streamlinedogma: idiot streamlinedogma: show me it streamlinedogma: lol Bout My Pylons: Go check the thread streamlinedogma: I did streamlinedogma: I see streamlinedogma: the school number streamlinedogma: lol Bout My Pylons: Scroll down streamlinedogma: I did streamlinedogma: not there Bout My Pylons: Moron actually looked. streamlinedogma: She wanted me to write it for her? Bout My Pylons: She wanted you to post on /b/ for her? Fail streamlinedogma: I didnt post it on b streamlinedogma: idk who did streamlinedogma: Im guessing fred OP is "Fred?"
Fail-trolling from her boyfriend
Bout My Pylons (1:54:28 PM): Apples taste like garbage. streamlinedogma (1:54:29 PM): You are garbage Bout My Pylons (1:54:47 PM): You ate me? I knew you were a homo. streamlinedogma (1:54:56 PM): Yeah streamlinedogma (2:10:50 PM): You sir are made of epic fail Bout My Pylons (2:11:06 PM): Says the guy who wants to eat me out. streamlinedogma (2:11:03 PM): Crawl back into your newfag cave. Bout My Pylons (2:11:22 PM): Newfag? Okay Mr. Fail-Troll. streamlinedogma (2:11:19 PM): gb2/gai streamlinedogma (2:11:30 PM): Why would I waste my time to troll myself. streamlinedogma (2:11:37 PM): *gaia Bout My Pylons (2:12:01 PM): Obviously, you're trying to increase your e-pene right here by trolling. Why wouldn't you? streamlinedogma (2:12:10 PM): I don't need to increase my e-pene. Bout My Pylons (2:12:29 PM): Then put your hands back in your pants and quit typing. streamlinedogma (2:12:23 PM): I was asleep when said material was posted streamlinedogma (2:12:42 PM): Woke up to some guy messaging me with links to chan Bout My Pylons (2:13:07 PM): Funny you logged in at the exact moment that someone posted your screen name. streamlinedogma (2:13:23 PM): Because I usually log on at 12. streamlinedogma (2:13:31 PM): Why would I post my own shit to be bothered while I have to clean? Bout My Pylons (2:13:55 PM): Obviously it doesn't bother you if you're still typing to me. streamlinedogma (2:14:22 PM): I no longer have to clean? streamlinedogma (2:14:31 PM): I finished vacuumming Bout My Pylons (2:14:43 PM): Yet you have time to be 'bothered' by YOU IMing ME? streamlinedogma (2:15:34 PM): And sat down to have a newfag tell my girlfriend that I caused this, which I didn't, so as you can imaging if you ever had anyone that cared about you and someone made up a story and said you betrayed them you would feel pretty bad. I guess you are lucky no one gives a shit about your life, or that no one loves you though. Bout My Pylons (2:16:10 PM): Perhaps I'm lucky that I'm not wasting my time on the internets while you continue fail-trolling. streamlinedogma (2:16:17 PM): But sir, you are on the internet. Bout My Pylons (2:16:30 PM): Your point? streamlinedogma (2:16:36 PM): You said you aren't wasting your time on the internet. Bout My Pylons (2:16:53 PM): I'm making a Flash website for money. Bout My Pylons (2:16:59 PM): Money = work = useful time. streamlinedogma (2:17:01 PM): I already made my money for the day streamlinedogma (2:17:05 PM): So streamlinedogma (2:17:07 PM): you work too slow Bout My Pylons (2:17:33 PM): You made money from chores. I'm making money from doing actual work. streamlinedogma (2:17:36 PM): I make money from linux shit Bout My Pylons (2:17:50 PM): You agree Linux is shit. streamlinedogma (2:17:44 PM): I get no money for chores streamlinedogma (2:17:56 PM): I agree its hard work, not for noobs, etc Bout My Pylons (2:18:19 PM): You're agreeing with a statement never mentioned by me, but rather yourself. streamlinedogma (2:18:20 PM): I do streamlinedogma (2:18:22 PM): You restated it Bout My Pylons (2:18:39 PM): Explain. streamlinedogma (2:18:50 PM): You restated by saying streamlinedogma (2:18:51 PM): I agree streamlinedogma (2:18:54 PM): that linux is shit streamlinedogma (2:18:58 PM): If you read what you said Bout My Pylons (2:19:08 PM): Where did I say "I agree" streamlinedogma (2:19:01 PM): Dumb fuck streamlinedogma (2:19:05 PM): You agree streamlinedogma (2:19:09 PM): *you're agreeing streamlinedogma (2:19:11 PM): which would mean streamlinedogma (2:19:15 PM): it is part of your opinion Bout My Pylons (2:19:26 PM): What did I agree with? streamlinedogma (2:19:39 PM): [15:17] Bout My Pylons: You agree Linux is shit. streamlinedogma (2:19:41 PM): you agree streamlinedogma (2:19:45 PM): linux is shit streamlinedogma (2:19:47 PM): read it again Bout My Pylons (2:19:56 PM): I said "you" not "I" streamlinedogma (2:19:52 PM): You agree streamlinedogma (2:19:53 PM): meaning Bout My Pylons (2:20:01 PM): And in any matter streamlinedogma (2:19:55 PM): its part of yurs Bout My Pylons (2:20:04 PM): If Linux is shit streamlinedogma (2:19:59 PM): you agree usually means streamlinedogma (2:20:01 PM): agreeing with Bout My Pylons (2:20:09 PM): Then it's not hard work Bout My Pylons (2:20:11 PM): As shit is expelled naturally. Bout My Pylons (2:20:15 PM): Meaning you're not working hard. Bout My Pylons (2:20:18 PM): Meaning you're failing at life. Bout My Pylons (2:20:23 PM): gb2cleaning. streamlinedogma (2:20:24 PM): gb2 being a fucking waste of life Bout My Pylons (2:20:49 PM): If I'm a waste of life, why do you continue to harass me, Mr. E-Pene? streamlinedogma (2:20:55 PM): Because you caught my attention Bout My Pylons (2:21:10 PM): And apparently. Bout My Pylons (2:21:43 PM): If I'm worthy of your attention, that not only makes me a waste of life, but you and everyone you associate with too. And if peolpe associate with them, and vice versa, then this entire planet is void of useful life. streamlinedogma (2:21:57 PM): Nihilism is great huh? Bout My Pylons (2:22:27 PM): Your fail-trolling is nowhere near amusing. streamlinedogma (2:22:44 PM): Then block me, wait I allow me to help. streamlinedogma signed off at 2:22:55 PM
In true MySpace whore fashion, Alison posted a bulletin admitting that her suicide bulletin was a ploy for attention, to see if her friends "really cared". As it turns out, Anonymous was the only one to respond. And now she must suffer the consequences.
xxxxx (6:16:10 PM): hey aberrationn (6:16:32 PM): hey. who's this? xxxxx (6:19:33 PM): Anonymous xxxxx (6:19:35 PM): you fail epicly xxxxx (6:19:51 PM): AND I MEAN EPICLY aberrationn (6:20:05 PM): lol ok. good one xxxxx (6:21:09 PM):FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL xxxxx(6:21:32 PM): and dont forget a little FAIL aberrationn (6:20:05 PM): lol ok. good one xxxxx (6:21:09 PM): FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL xxxxx (6:22:03 PM): DAMN I JUST FOOLED YOU LALALALALA aberrationn (6:22:28 PM): right. because messing with someone via AIM instead of real life makes you a real badass and totally mature. later. aberrationn signed off at 6:22:36 PM. aberrationn is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
- She got peeved...*
Anonymous delivers: Phone Number = 727-457-0182
- Her AIM name is "aberrationn" please check to see if she is online.
- Her Boyfriend's AIM name is "streamlinedogma".