From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone!
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
| This page relies entirely on facts.|
Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings.
Sorry for the lack of dick jokes.
You are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't.
You can go ahead and suck jizz from my puckered anus, dirty slut.
You aren´t worth the solidified cum that came out of a brony cock after he fapped to pony guro.
You think your taste in music matters. You believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what political party you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!
You have seen every episode of Star Wars multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the Quentin Tarantino movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto Facebook and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner.
You are every shit stain, cum streak and piss smell on every single piece of underwear worn by humanity. You can attempt to take 10 showers a day (and we all know you won't), but you will still smell like a monkey's asscrack with HIV.
You are ugly, all of your family members are ugly, and the children you will never have will be ugly as well. Further, the fact that your mother or father did not do what so obviously needed to be done and strangle you immediately following your birth proves you come from bad stock. Do not breed!
Your very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from God to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give normal human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.
You think playing video games makes you alternative. You "spontaneously" quote Family Guy, Adventure Time, Monty Python, and not to mention Tarantino flicks. You installed Linux on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural.
You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy or fangirl. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic con.
You drive a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot or dyke ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You have never had sex and are love shy.
You are a 15 year old liberal thinking atheist. You can hear your parents yelling in the other room. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect plastic crap.
You cum on your collection of anime figurines and film it for the entire world to see. And after you cum on your plastic crap, you attempt to engage it in conversation to apologize, which ends in a one-sided argument about that unicorn you saw raping that box of cupcakes last week. You're as socially-adjusted as a potato (and that's an insult to potatoes). You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval.
You have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid penis. You began your trek through the Interwebz by googling nigger porn. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you masturbated in the bathroom during CSIII at least twice a week to your own little shota fantasies, you fucking pedo.
You have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited 4chan solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, noone fucking gives a fucking fuck.
You get your ideas and arguments from blogs, because you are dumb enough to believe they will replace newspapers and magazines. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say that you gatecrash. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are shaping the world in their image.
You think you're a weapons expert because you play Call of Duty all day while screaming obscenities down the mic because your parents obviously don't give a shit about you. You're obsessed with J-Pop and other Wapanese shit due to the fact you're unpatriotic. You posted on /b/ last Thursday and they wouldn't even reply to you and your shitposting.
You fail it, where it = ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. You are also manually breathing...
SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU!
This article only BEGINS to describe you
This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.
YOU were starved from sugar at 11 years old then taken to Casey Stoner, your abductors told you to start licking Casey's sugar fluid covered teeth followed by sounding like Precious saying "wooh hmh yeah taste so... sweet". Remember licking and tasting it you ugly Zionist Child Prostitute? know yourself you are nothing but an abused child taught sex & kissing at very young age. Your parents must be ashamed, your hosting country must be ashamed. All of you must man up to your mistakes instead of burying your heads in the sand. Seriously kill yourself you prostitute!
YOU could fuck up a wet dream.
YOU aren't worth the brown shit marks in someone's underwear.
YOU weren't conceived like a normal human being, you only came to be because your dad's jizz found its way into the womb through a fissure inside your mom's ass when your parents were having buttsecks
YOU actually think a fat Italian plumber, who gets his girlfriend stolen by a fucking turtle, and shows up to the wrong place MULTIPLE times when looking for her, could actually kill a anthropomorphic blue hedgehog that reaches speeds past the sound barrier and has literally saved the fucking earth.
YOU are a Nintendo fantard.
YOU created Sad Satan video game.
YOU caused the death of most of your friends.
YOU killed your Grandfather.
YOU fucked up most video games and changed characters into your look.
YOU caused Dubai Ruler's heart attack you sick prostitute!
YOU are the definition of "asshole."
YOU were born wrong.
YOU are Uwe Boll.
YOU aren't worth the period stains in a chick's maxi-pad.
YOU are an abomination.
YOU gave Sephiroth the black materia.
YOU were created by two male goats fucking each other, ironically the 2 goats were brothers.
YOU squeeze and pop the ugly pimples you have all over your face and body.
YOU have no friends; nor do you deserve any.
YOU are fat.
YOU did WTC.
YOU raped the body of Jesus after he was crucified.
YOU were a failed experiment for the stupidest and most pathetic creature in existence, you were too stupid for stupidest.
YOU were conceived when your dad cheated on your mom with the skanky, fugly crackwhore down the street.
YOU will never get laid in your pathetic excuse of a life.
YOU were placed in special education.
YOU should kill yourself to end the misery of those who are unfortunate enough to be around you.
YOU finger your ass in bed and smell your fingers afterwards.
YOU are rated R.
YOU ______ (Fill in the blank).
YOU aren't worth the feces in the toilet bowl.
YOU drink all day and every day, you fucking alcoholic!
YOU live alone.
YOU jack off to Furry Porn.
YOU ARE a Furry.
YOU framed roger rabbit!
YOU were sold by your parents to Aussie family!.
YOU watch all of the Saw movies and masturbate to the fucktarded "traps" the characters get themselves in.
YOU are a retard.
YOU don't bathe or brush your teeth.
YOU are a waste of the honest taxpayers' money.
YOU are the mucus in the human nose.
YOU cause people to abuse drugs and overdose.
YOU are on welfare.
YOU use dog and cat toys to masturbate with, you fucking weirdo.
YOU contribute absolutely fuck-all to the world and you never will.
YOU often fantasize about raping your elderly grandma when she's home alone sitting on her sofa watching TV.
YOU are a college dropout.
YOU caused the infamous deaths of Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper.
YOU had kinky sex with that underage girl (or boy).
YOU are a worthless piece of shit.
YOU are a member of ISIS.
YOU are lazy.
YOU are a fucking piece of shit.
YOU are mentally ill.
YOU don't have family members who care about you.
YOU are Ginger.
YOU can't get through the first 20 minutes of Resident Evil 2. Noob.
YOU invented stupidity.
YOU smell bad.
YOU killed Elvis.
YOU also just caused Robin Williams' death OMFG FUCK YOU!
YOU don't have a job.
YOU abuse the elderly for the lulz, you evil cunt!
YOU are African.
YOU sank the Titanic.
YOU murdered your own mother because your fatass crawling out her vagina gave her a cardiac arrest, your current mother adopted you but for the lulz, she isn't going to tell you the truth.
YOU deserve an eternity of pain and agony.
YOU will be forgotten immediately.
YOU are the pimple on a person's ass after they take a dump and don't wipe properly.
YOU are the prime reason why people get depressed.
YOU can't dance.
YOU are just as important as a fart blowing in the wind.
YOU are the reason animals die.
YOU are a Commie.
YOU don't deserve any happiness whatsoever.
YOU are a nerd.
YOU cry from the recoil of a 9mm. Faggot.
YOU caused the Holocaust.
YOU spend your days wishing you were famous or somebody important.
YOU have cum stains in your pants and underwear from masturbating by yourself.
YOU annoy people.
YOU often get your ass kicked in a fight.
YOU are Australian.
YOU stabbed Sal Mineo.
YOU cause people to live bad, depressing lives.
YOU wear shitty bootleg clothing you bought on a vacation in Thailand.
YOU are old.
YOU are unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned.
YOU are adopted.
YOU are the Grinch that stole Christmas.
YOU have a small cock.
YOU are a druggie.
YOU can't take a drug test because you'll fail it.
YOU play the Ouija board to try to communicate with the dead because nobody alive wants to communicate with you.
YOUR father is also your
YOU could walk into any room with a group of happy people and fuck up their day, including church, a wedding ceremony or a baby shower.
YOU are emotionally unstable.
YOU think that Adam Sandler is funny.
YOU rape your parents and siblings.
YOU are a sore loser who collects SSI/SSD.
YOU are the one who puts the ass in jackass.
YOU are an Americunt.
YOU should never have any children.
YOU have a rape-face!
YOU are a geek.
YOU are so pathetic that you have to take antidepressants to treat your "depression," an illness that you rightfully deserve.
YOU are behind the disappearance of Flight MH370.
YOU were that one kid in school that other kids would make fun of and bully.
YOU are The Antichrist.
YOU are the cavities in the human mouth.
YOU wash your clothes once a month and wear the same stinky outfit every day.
YOU think that just because someone else's life is also shit that somehow makes yours better.
YOU are a Canuck.
YOU are the root of all evil. If you were to kill yourself, corruption in the government would come to an end.
YOU killed Michael Jackson.
YOU are The Nightmare on Elm Street.
YOU were that pathetic, lonely kid in school with no friends and never had anybody hang out with you.
YOU are a pothead.
YOU submit shit on DeviantArt and never get noticed.
YOU are trash. Trailer trash, to be exact.
YOU caused the death of Heath Ledger.
YOU have no purpose or value in life.
YOU are the reason Detroit is a shit place to live.
YOU cause depression, anxiety and mental sickness of others.
YOU abuse children.
YOU cause war and genocide.
YOU caused the Atlantic Slave Trade.
YOU find British humo(u)r funny.
YOU drowned Natalie Wood.
YOU abused sick and injured animals as a child because you had nothing else to take your anger and frustration out on, you fucking psychopath!
YOU were the cause of 9/11.
YOU were also the cause of 7/7.
YOU promoted your staunch support for the demon Hillary Clinton in the 2016 USA Elections because she was a "woman".
YOU felt the bern.
YOU had fully proven that YOU don't care for the world and simply devote YOUR fate onto stooges that wage more war and communism onto the public because of the last 3 statements.
YOU bomb the Middle East.
YOU are a fuck-up.
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YOU are the laughing stock of the world.
YOU live in your bedroom.
YOU fantasize about performing fellatio on me, you sick fucking degenerate freak.
YOU are a real-life horror movie.
YOU have an ugly face that scares people away.
YOU smoke crack.
YOU caused Kurt Cobain's death.
YOU never can get through the entire ED Offended page because you're such a big pussy.
YOU think people are laughing with you when truth be told, they are laughing at you!
YOU are going to Hell, and rightfully so.
YOU should just go fuck yourself. On second thought, DON'T, no one wants to risk the possibility of you breeding / having offspring with yourself, nor picture it and go mad from the sheer horror.
YOU log on your Facebook and hardly get any messages or "likes". In fact you constantly refresh your Facebook profile in case you find someone messaging or liking anything on your page, you fucking douchebag!
YOU have cancer cells in your body which will hopefully kill you eventually.
YOU think the Moon orbits around the Sun (dumbfuck!).
YOU are the reason why children go missing.
YOU should die.
YOU suck at life.
YOU will shoot up your school.
YOU have considerable psychological issues.
YOU are a homosexual.
YOU are the reason why people go to counseling and therapy.
YOU were slow in school.
YOU are a moron and probably a cunt, and yet, this website will still beg you for money.
YOU are the reason why the Columbine shootings occurred.
YOU eat shit.
YOU are the Omen Child.
YOU are an undercover FBI Rat.
YOU are a disappointment.
YOU have appeared on that Dateline NBC show, "To Catch A Predator" and was caught trying to get fingered by a 12-year-old boy you met online.
YOU are stupid.
YOU should be murdered.
YOU created the Black Plague.
YOU are why the 1998 remake of Godzilla got made.
YOU joined the military just to massacre brown people in Iraq and Afghanistan, you sadistic motherfucker.
YOU have bad B.O.
YOU are the reason why people commit suicide. In fact, you don't have to do much to persuade an individual to off themselves; looking at your face alone would do the deed. HA, HA, HA!
YOU have a face that only Mommy could love.
YOU aren't worth the wax in a person's ear.
YOU will never find true love.
YOU are the zits on a person's face.
YOU are a waste of existence.
YOU have flies swarming around you.
YOU can't keep a legitimate job or career.
YOU live off a disability check because you're too fucking stupid to keep a job!
YOU caused the riots in London.
YOU are weird.
YOU do not have any true, loyal friends; all you have are people who pretend to be your friends just to set you up.
YOU are the reason why fat people are the way that they are.
YOU are disgusting.
YOU cause people to fight each other.
YOU pick your nose and eat it.
YOU also scratch your ass and sniff it.
YOU are banned from the United Kingdom.
YOU will hopefully die painfully and horridly, in the near future.
YOU should shut the fuck up; nothing what you say is worth anything.
YOU are uncool.
YOU caused the death of Steve Irwin.
YOU like the Smurfs.
YOU have a small baby-carrot sized dick!
YOU are the reason why people can't love and get along with each other.
YOU believe in aliens.
YOU are so ugly that you'd break a mirror.
YOU are one big joke.
YOU are pure evil... like Adolf Hitler and George W. Bush evil!
YOU aren't worth the ash in a cigarette can.
YOU are a dumbfuck.
YOU are Mr.Hands.
YOU have AIDS. And if you don't, you should.
YOU aren't the worth the trash in a dumpster.
YOU eat at McDonald's every day.
YOU are the cancer cells in a tumor.
YOU are responsible for every single devastating atrocity that occurred throughout all humankind.
YOU were an unwanted pregnancy.
YOU have head lice crawling in your hair.
YOU are responsible for Quest for Camelot's existence.
YOU smoke shitty weed.
YOU are dying alone and hopefully soon!
YOU can't do anything right.
YOU are Adam Lanza.
YOU caused the The Black Death.
YOU are the reason people grieve and have suffering pain in their hearts.
YOU were cursed since the second you were born.
YOU are the reason why there is suffering in this world.
YOU should lose weight, you fat fuck!
YOU were born one miserable, stormy night when your slut of a mother walked in the hospital drunk and high after smoking crack with the nurses and fucking the janitor.
YOU send anthrax in the mail, you dick.
YOU killed Tupac and Biggie.
YOU sleep alone every night after you cry yourself to sleep.
YOU are developmentally delayed.
YOU are a fat greasy pizza-faced lardball who will be a virgin for the rest of your pathetic and meaningless life.
YOU can never look at yourself in the mirror.
YOU follow external links from ED and enjoy what you find.
YOU order porn on Pay-per-view.
YOU are the biggest faggot walking this planet.
YOU are the reason why people hate each other.
YOU shit your pants.
YOU shot JFK.
YOU tried to blank this page, and got banned.
YOU also shot MLK.
YOU probably also shot Malcolm X.
YOU get people hooked on crack.
YOU killed Princess Diana.
YOU can only wish you had shitting dick nipples, because you are convinced they're hawt.
YOU are a redneck.
YOU cry yourself to sleep every night.
YOU are that one loser who is always lagging behind everyone else.
YOU started the World Wars.
YOU use people, and people often use you.
YOU can't fight; even a little girl can kick your weak ass!
YOU slaughtered the Native Americans.
YOU are the scum of the earth.
YOU are a (poor) troll.
YOU often venture in online chatrooms looking for attention but don't get any, because you are a pathetic moron.
YOU are a furfag.
YOU are only good for the pussy between your legs.
YOU shop at Wal-Mart.
YOU are a fat, ugly, obnoxious fucking retard who spends their time trying to bring down others to make you feel good about yourself.
YOU are a brony, and you think that doesn't also make you a furfag.
YOU aren't worth the dandruff in somebody's hair.
YOU caused James Dean's death.
YOU are the bacteria in infections.
YOU cause the death of children.
YOU still play World of Warcraft.
YOU are a direct descendant of Hitler.
YOU are also related to somebody who's in the Ku Klux Klan.
YOU suck at anything and everything you do.
YOU aren't hated because you're fat, you're fat because you're hated.
YOU drive people to drink themselves to death.
YOU also drive people to eat themselves to death.
YOU are the reincarnation of Ted Bundy.
YOU killed JFK, Jr.
YOU think Anita Sarkeesian is for the good of internet freedom.
YOU were purposely dropped on your head when you were a baby.
YOU aren't worth anything in life.
YOU write M rated fan fiction about My Little Pony that only someone with super autism and a brain covered with metal sheddings can even begin to take enjoyment from, because you know it's the closest thing to pussy or cock that you will ever get.
YOU think The Internet is serious business.
YOU are a slob.
Somehow, YOU wonder why people hated you at school.
YOU killed Marilyn Monroe.
YOU were personally responsible for the Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre.
YOU spend your life trying to get people to support what you do.
YOU suffer from Depression, which you deserve.
YOU caused the Civil War.
YOU think Family Guy is funny.
YOU masturbate to child porn.
YOU own 32 Bad Dragon dildos.
YOU should be raped.
YOU are white trash.
YOU aren't worth the leftover cum in a trashed condom.
YOU have chocolate rain as your ringtone.
YOU have shitty taste in music.
YOU are a disease-ridden used up whore that isn't even wanted by your pervert uncle.
YOU spend your entire time at adult book stores.
YOU are the reason why people gather at funerals.
YOU give yourself hickies with a vacuum in an attempt to fool people that you actually have a lover. But you're not fooling anyone but yourself!
YOU want to rape your friends and family.
YOU are a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.
YOU are in a shitty local band no one likes, although a few people may claim to so that you don't feel bad.
YOU try your best to impress others but fail horribly at it.
YOU have wet dreams about getting anally raped by Piccolo.
YOU can't hold your liquor.
YOU sucked your sister's dildo to find out what it felt like to be on the giving end.
YOU have a blue waffle so a dildo is all the dick you'll ever get.
YOU shit down public toilets without cleaning up afterwards, you vandal!
YOU need to stop kidding yourself, they picked you last in gym because you are a fat sack of shit.
YOU consider yourself to have a "competitive personality" because you play on Xbox Live.
YOU are an Americunt, therefore you're a resident of the most stupid, asinine nation in the world. Be proud.
YOU fap to the The Queen of England, thou foul peasant!
YOU masturbate to anatomy pictures in your
Biology Zoology text book.
YOU cut yourself.
YOU were never asked out on a date in your entire pathetic life.
YOU also got rejected by everyone you asked to be your prom date.
YOU never wipe properly after taking a dump, therefore there are so many skid-marks in your underwear that it looks like an Egyptian roadmap!
YOU have been looking up some Runescape porn.
YOU were raped as a child.
YOU are a failure.
suck thousands upon thousands of cocks daily cannot even get a cock in your mouth, shithead.
YOU always sit alone by yourself.
YOU CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN-HOSE!
YOU were abandoned by your "boyfriend" after he knocked you up.
YOU slash children with a stanley outside of kindergarten.
YOU are Friday the 13th.
YOU believe people should listen to what you have to say, when truth be told nobody gives a fuck.
YOU have mosquito bites for tits.
YOU are NEET, a waste of resources. Just fucking Kill Yourself.
YOU can't wait to call Gamestop and ask for Battletoads.
YOU are a total bum.
YOU bought Wii Fit to lose weight, but stopped playing after seeing your body mass index.
YOU are a Muslim.
YOU finger yourself to blue balls.
YOU are the reason your mom cries and your dad drinks.
YOU are a Weeaboo.
YOU are an STD.
YOU seriously suck.
YOU suck dick.
YOU are the result of a broken condom.
YOU were conceived because your mom was raped by your drunken dad.
YOU just lost the game.
YOU will never find a soul mate.
And on the subject of the game, YOU will never win the game, no matter how hard you try.
YOU called rule34 on a fetus. What the fuck!?
YOU have a power level of 0,0264.
YOU never had a BF or GF in School.
YOU really want to go outside and kill yourself right now, and you would, if only you were physically able to move outside of your basement.
YOU have more yellow stains on your teeth than you do in your toilet.
YOU have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason: child pornography.
YOU are a fucking gypsy.
YOU are also a Jew, which means you are a gypsyjew.
YOU are an accident who has no purpose in life. There is no reason for you to exist and you should become an hero.
YOU are merely a blip on the world's radar.
YOU have Candace syndrome.
YOU started the swine flu. Way to go, jackass.
YOU write 400-page walkthroughs for GameFAQs with a tl;dr disclaimer at the top threatening legal action against anyone who violates the copyright of your intellectual property, as if you could afford liability coverage for your shitkicker station wagon, much less a lawyer.
YOU get trolled into online political debates in which you call your opponents "idiot" and "moron" so repetitively that it loses all meaning, then claim to be in law school or business school or med school or whichever prestigious university you believe would give your opinion credibility, when in fact you've been living with your mom since you dropped out of high school 9 years ago.
YOU are a pedophile who advocates age-of-consent reform under some twisted delusion that even Helen Keller at 12 would have consented to fucking your fat, ugly, smelly, hairy, nasty, pimply-ridden ass.
YOU will never get laid.
YOU are the true definition of a cunt.
YOU have more dirty dishes in front of your computer than you have in the kitchen sink.
YOU will never be remembered after your death (which will hopefully occur soon).
YOU sleep alone every night. Even your dog won't sleep in your bed because you smell like shit
YOU wear T-shirts with cynical, sarcastic slogans that deride humanity to give a false pretense that it's you who hates the world and not the other way around.
YOU live in a trailer.
YOU wanna fuck Krystal up the ass. Pervert.
YOU have a poster of The Little Mermaid on your wall, and fap to it every night.
YOU are such a pathetic wimp that you go to 4chan and make greentext stories about how you just won an IRL fight, which is false because you don't go outside.
YOU love The Jonas Brothers.
YOU believe everything Glenn Beck says.
YOU are a hillbilly redneck.
YOU listen to Justin Bieber.
YOU think "Sanjay and Craig" ripped off "Regular Show"
YOU are a motherfucker. And when we say you're a motherfucker, we're not referring to you as a "cool" motherfucker like Samuel L. Jackson, either. No, you're just a motherfucker, period!
YOU decline the fact that your family tree is a telephone pole, but it is.
YOU are a douchebag.
YOU hopefully will die a violent death.
YOU caused the Sandy Hook massacre.
YOU are a faggot.
YOU are a dyke.
YOU are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.
YOU are fired.
YOU are Gay-for-pay.
YOU post comments expressing your useless opinions on the Daily Mail website, and you often get thumbed down.
YOU are the main source of anti-lulz on the internet.
YOU have body dysmorphic disorder, even though you look like a fucking skeleton.
YOU got IP banned from pornhub.
YOU pull up CMD on a school computer to make people think you are a pro h4x0r
YOU were Saddam Hussein's sex slave.
YOU are the Anti-Lulz.
YOU can't afford a decent PC.
YOU think the Jewnited States of Americunts is really here to help other countries achieve democracy, and fervently supports every single one of the "Revolutions" they impose on other countries, making you a dancing puppet.
YOU kissed Michael Schumacher when you were 12 (Zionist sexual gratification rewards for Michael) by standing on his knees and anchoring your hands on his shoulders, the sound of that kiss can be heard in other galaxies.
YOU are a Social Justice Warrior.
YOU are a loser.
YOU are my bitch.
YOU want WW3.
YOU are the only nigga alive that actually pays a hooker in GTA San Andres, and not kill her and get your money back. But never mind, you don't have any fucking money
YOU created shitty music.
YOU created The Voice Kids thinking that you are smart, yet, Jews who control Media were so happy because they will get the chance to offer kids becoming famous. Haaaha! you help kids being molested! you are far worse than Sharjah Ruler!
YOU finger your sister and suck off your brother.
YOU still don't know this list is specifically about you!
YOU won the faggot of the year.
YOU think Autism Speaks actually helps autistic people!
YOU (and this is the worst thing of all) you are You.
YOU hate normies and are a social reject loser who faps to anime.
YOU make blind kids cry.
YOU have nothing better to do then read this site. Loser.
YOU still crave for Casey Stoner's spit or kiss, in fact you create devils that look like Casey and kiss them each night before bed. Because it felt good being a Child Prostitute that was kissing this douchebag at 14 and allowing him to touch your body and feeling it while saying "come on lets touch each other it will deliver more love energy down Phillip Island Grand Prix Circuit over the paddock floor over garage 34 in year 2011 in Nov 10th". Still thinking you are not Prostitute Child sponsored by Sharjah Ruler & The Australian Government to piss off AbuDhabi ruling family?
YOUr parents and grandparents are all cousins.
YOU are the reason Kurt Cobain committed self pwnage.
YOU made Windows 8. Then made Windows 10, which was more horse shit.
YOU entered moot bedroom when he was in the National Service camp, with other unaware whores that they will be nuked. Planted poison in leftover Kinder Bon chocolate candy. Not knowing that moot does not eat food that has been left contacting air for 3 weeks.
YOU don't have a uterus, hmmmm.
YOU caught your Dad fucking a cow.
YOU have a brain that is wired incorrectly, what you need is a military like Bootcamp that should last for 3 months. Hopefully that would teach you how to be responsible.
YOU keep spying on moot laptop even though he bought it for playing games.
YOU sent few Chinese hackers to hack moot server, but they failed because they are l33t hackers who have been hacking for decades. Seriously dictionary attack? usernames such as root? admin? support? SSH port changed and they could not scan for ports?
YOU created Lizard Squad and Fine$t thinking that your cult are good hackers. So a web interface that you pay $ to use RMIT and Latrobe Universities networks for DDoS attacks? do these universities know? nope, once they figured it out they disabled it and you lost 10Gbps bandwidth.
YOU forced Dubai ruler to ruin Emirates Airline lounges, pissed off many rich customers who diverted their money to Etihad Airways. So your ideas are still awesome? yeah in terms of sucking (not the dicks you sucked since you are a Zionist Child Prostitute).
YOU recently stalked moot to City Centre with unaware women who are illuminati initiates to bully him while eating (just staring). Poor women, will you stop using unaware people that they will be nuked by moot Personal Army?
YOU designed the ugly new Xbox 360 interface, yuk.
YOU steal taxpayers money and give it to people who support you, around $3000/mo. Did you know that you raped everyone and created more debt per capita and per person even not-yet/newborn babies?
YOU hate the new Lexus RX because moot knows how to design cars. Seriously did you try to burn Lexus factory in Japan? damn...
YOU have a small size body, close to a midget but you sound like a mouse.
YOU should open a school that offer degrees in preparing Prostitutes. Since we saw you entering MotoGP racers trucks for social visits but, remember, we got spy tapes of you blowing kisses to Casey Stoner when Jamie were with you. Social Visit aah?
YOU tried to enter the market in Middle East by selling packaged sandwiches which fucked the poor illuminati Saudi Prince "Alwaleed Bin Talal" company, only %10 of product is sold. People prefer to nourish their bodies with fresh food.
YOU ruined World of Warcraft by introducing new expansion that featured Pandas. Subscribers numbers plummeted from 6 million to 1.3 million. Once it went down to 900,000 Blizzard had to release new expansion that fixed what you ruined.
YOU contaminated AbuDhabi oil tanks with water, not knowing they got great engineers who can fix it based on Chemical formulas equity.
YOU should start jogging and doing pushups.
YOU have a body odour that even Barraq Hussein Abamah smelled, that urine smell. He said "Satanics...". Sure!
YOU keep putting this act and this ugly creepy face when presenting your ShitShow not knowing that almost everyone knows you are shit actor, why not give em the evil creepy abused child face by most MotoGP, F1 and UAE rulers since you were hosted by Australia?
YOU ruined Mirror's Edge video game by changing Faith's look into yourself. Now she is no longer the hot medium sized Asian woman. She is emo flat chested with no boobs little girl.
YOU piss on innocent people mattresses when they are away from home. You usually drop your pants then piss with weird face that its mouth is open. I hope you do that face when I fuck you right in the pussy.
YOU are the slut who was revving that yellow Lamborghini in Dubai with other self-entitled fags. Am happy it caught fire. I like how you were crying and all citizens laughed at you. Kudos to Karma.
YOU while singing your best friend song that you wrote (bad blood) driving your car, adjusting the sound settings in the hope of being better than moot, you were dancing and moving your hand in circular motion until you suddenly ran over a wombat. Fail.
YOU had access to curing HIV treatment, but used that poor office woman as a slave of yours. Do you know how she felt? you are inhumane Prostitute.
YOU don't even wear underwear, ew that smell. Quickie sex? you nasty fuck face.
YOU are a virus that needs antiretroviral therapy to be permanently removed.
YOU make trees and rocks cry because of your Satanic evil mind.
YOU torture trees you dirty little fuck.
YOU tried to become Cardcaptor Sakura, but you failed. Am the 1st Card Captor. Now fuck off to Australia continuing what you were used since you were 10 years old. Oh.. wait.. you are no longer 16 years old girl. You are Pizza crust.
YOU pay Swifties money to be crazy fans of Elliot Rodger's Ex, and who made him go on shooting spree. She sucks you know? nobody listened to her shit, all of her views are purchased. Same applies for concerts.
YOU don't know that I was the one who made Taylor Swift skirt go up.
YOU tried to kill Vladimir Putin, you really pissed your pants when he said "I will nuke you". Seriously who the fuck you are? you are nothing but an abused child abducted by Australia and taught kissing & sex since you were 10 years old. Seriously you kissed many stinky white old men I don't even want to taste their spit while kissing you. Just kill yourself!
YOU have brown penny sized nipples.
YOU are super duper upper retarded Prostitute.
YOU are weird, because after Casey Stoner finished his last race while watching it on TV said "YES YES! Casey wins! Casey gets everything! Casey gets all women! ohh... look at him... he is so awesome! I LLLLUUUUVE HIM!". Did you know that I know you gave blowjob to him when you were 14 years old? you nasty Enabler little Satanic Whore.
YOU don't know that all people you know and friends are monitored 24x7 by my Personal Army, awaiting orders to torture these people then force them to call you after we personally hand you a phone so that they tell you how evil and ugly Prostitute you are.
YOU injected me with female hormones while am asleep unaware, not knowing that made all people around me think am training my chest a lot. Ready for my dick to be the injection of sperm in your pussy, ears, mouth & nose?
YOU at 14 years old were made to watch a friendly porno by Akadawa, which was a woman being reverse cowgirl on top of a guy. That inspired you to create Lady Gaga's song of Bad Romance. Specially the beat at 1:20 that resembles the movement of women on top of guys.
YOU been supported by some, some others were looking at you and thinking "YOU ARE A LIAR! YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE NOT TELLING US YOU SLIMEY SCUMBAG LIAR!", and the people will see you in the supermarket and will say Hello, but they would be thinking "Ah there goes that murder, you got away with murder you murdering lying waste of life!".
YOU have a flat chest, you will never get big boobs.
YOU think that you are beautiful, but you look like a guy. Seriously a cute looking guy.
YOU try so hard to speak Chinese. You only know few words fuck off.
YOU ruined Tomb Raider by directing a nonsense 2nd movie. Where events never took place on earth at all.
YOU are jelly from moot for doing everything in Tomb Raider when he was 7 years old.
YOU lured me to Fujairah Billiard last September by using my best friends. Not knowing I smelled your urine body odour therefore, I didn't enter knowing that you try to kill me so that people wouldn't know your reality being the Zionist Child Prostitute of Australia. Lulz.
YOU ruined the image of Sharjah Ruler. Now all know his deep secrets.
YOU are jealous of my Ghosts of Razgriz.
YOU are jealous that I can transform to any size indestructible Burning Gundam.
YOU are sad because sales figures of Life Is Strange are low. Even though you forced most bloggers and journalists to praise and highly rate the game.
YOU directed those ads of teen girls pictures taken in farms down YouJizz porn site. See? you are nasty person.
YOU wish that you are a guy with a dick so that you rape moot.
YOU raped Nokia with Windows phone. Specially Lumia. You generally are a failure.
YOU feel jealous of me for having Angels on my side. Can you see them?
YOU don't understand anything in life. Your job is being fucked by me each minute.
YOU are still a virus culture.
YOU always act in an evil way. You evil.
YOU have been massively trolled by Arabs for trying to be girly while speaking English to them in a video. For The Million Time aah? They even put it on the news. Lulz. What is worse? you spoke to Sharjah Ruler about it and he acted like he did not know.
YOU are rekt.
YOU made Internet Explorer Edge, which is more fail than everything you did so far.
YOU bought a house that is 2 miles away from moot's home. Do you really like him that much?
YOU during sex scratch and sound like a horny cat.
YOU have a bad taste in music, nobody likes your music.
YOU have a gay friend who is from Perth, tanned and wears glasses. During sex with another dude while high on pure cocaine he suddenly while he was on top of other faggot jumped and masturbated thinking of moot.
YOU always smilie thinking that you will succeed, but things turn the other way leading to general failure. This resembles your show.
YOU acted amazed when you saw the speed limit of 120km/h. While viewers started shouting at you for stupid acting because you spoke about it few weeks ago.
YOU were taped throwing satanic love dust spell at moot's doorsteps. But he reflected it to you.
YOU were caught with Jessica and Jamie raping moot in bed while asleep -he was acting asleep- but, it was funny how he brought a laptop and played the spy tape in the kitchen of 103 Betula avenue.
YOU are going to be behaved by a stick called Hellfire stick. Its design is still a secret, but legend says it does not break.
YOU are good at blowjobs though.
YOU will stab moot in the heart when he will not be aware.
YOU will hide a knife under the pillow before bedtime to kill your fucker. Not knowing he knows everything that you are going to do.
YOU cannot even do a perfect illusion spell, always fucking up.
YOU cry every night in the toilet with lights off, not knowing many received a bliss of clear bright night vision to watch you.
YOU like Satan because he is good actor and knows how to emotionally manipulate you, despite him being the root of all world problems.
YOU ruined so many food and beverage products, your ideas are not important. In fact, they are too bad.
YOU vandalised Muslims mosque in RMIT University.
YOU during the 6th grade, were taught Human Genitalia class. I like how you shouted "PENIS". p.s: it was 1 on 1 with old NW4-vortex white haired white male teacher.
YOU made me laugh when you told all your classmates about the secret class you took -illuminatis needed to teach you about Penis and Vagina to make you a professional Prostitute- which backfired as all laughed at you.
YOU think that stars that look like a triangle mean good luck sign from Satan. Did you know that Satan is a devil made by God and bullied Adam even though both of them were the same -not knowing they look alike- then God rekt Satan and made him prostrate to Adam?
YOU tried to steal Alluka, but Alluka fooled you and made you the joke of the universe.
YOU tried to become Alluka by using Alluka. Desperate?
YOU kissed 2 of your brothers.
YOU lost virginity to your older brother.
YOU were told by your psychologist "I agree, I think you should kill moot", after she thought "She is beyond repair, and in kill mode, that is very evil how would they raise up a child to think killing is okay? this disgusting human being.. no she is not I bet she is a devil, oh my god! even devils don't do this!".
YOU were running a ShitShow of dogs wearing hats which was epic fail.
YOU have a ShitShow that is so shit it smells and taste like shit mixed with rotten eggs and diesel smoke.
YOU have a website that is similar to ED, but sadly nobody cared about it and it scores no visits (other than search engine Spiders).
YOU are the female AntiChrist given that you were his prostitute.
YOU are depressed because you cannot understand the nature of your life since you were 10 years old.
YOU even sucked his dick then he went to shower.
YOU still ignore that many people died because of you, start counting how many friends died because of your ignorance and self-entitleness.
YOU cause the death of any person nearby you. Please drown yourself.
YOU did nothing positive to this world, you are the negativity of this world.
YOU killed so many people. Get it? no you will not. Because you were brought up and taught by Akadawa. Who is the AntiChrist. You are the fire of Lucifer.
YOU still must kill yourself. Am serious.
YOU don't get it.
YOU steal others hard work and claim it to be yours. Thief.
YOU should bend down and let me fuck that pussy of yours. Doubt it will feel good given that you had sex with disgusting Jews since you were 10 years old.
YOU are a scandal that will make Queen Elizabeth II scandal less popular.
YOU are wanted by 20 million angry Iraqis.
YOU are going to be raped by around 400 million Sand Niggers.
YOU act like you are not scared or afraid. You are considering suicide daily.
YOU still don't understand that you caused the misery of millions if not billions?
YOU still don't get it? you will be my bitch. Wanna know how its gonna be? I will cum inside you each minute. Literally I can fuck 1000 times per day.
YOU got rekt by God during last storm that hit Melbourne when you were trying to remove the storm, you got rekt by a lightning strike but you kept going telling God "WHY HIM! WHY HIM AND NOT ME!". Seriously you are feeling jealous from Son of God? why? you are the Prostitute of Satan. That is high rank. You are so cool everyone is talking about the way you were standing like a dog licking Casey Stoner's teeth then he was asked to open his mouth by Akadawa and to get his tongue out so that you start sucking it like an Ice Cream. Still want more rekts?
YOU were caught by CCTV exiting my apartment down "512/300 Swanston ST", the Building Manager reported the matter to Police. But knowing that Victoria Police are useless pieces of shit the matter been covered up by your pimp.
YOU do know that Ken Lockhart of Vic Wreckers been going to Sharjah Ruler Palace to molest Children since the 70s, but you liked him because he is sweet to you and you forgive him. Who made you the authority of earth? leave that to me and bend down. Bitch.
YOU are dead since Last Thursday.
YOU sold your soul to Akadawa where he was happy to replace it with an evil crazy spoiled Devil soul, he took your human soul and placed it inside the remote prison Island where he was in as the AntiChrist "where Sharjah ruler saved him" but luckily I recovered that soul and made your soul look at what Australia did to your body. Feeling angry? check out next one.
YOU directed Mel Gibson movie hoping that it disables my spell protection ability, but I didn't even go to the cinema to watch it. So you are trying to use the law to mind control me to do something illegal to go to prison? you are fail Prostitute hehe. Next one is better!
YOU in year 2009 came to Fujairah Cinema trying to kill me with Berlina and Jamie. The way the Movie star disabled your Satanic magic was amazing, you pissed on the floor. Haha! Still check the next one.
YOU in last October while I was waiting for the movie to start outside in Century Mall cinema came with Jamie cloned, smiling while holding drinks and food. I kinda ignored you both, did you know I already knew you both tried to get me charged with lewd act for being with non-relative female in my car? fail Prostitute. Next one is for Jamie.
YOU have a friend called Jamie who made Valentino Rossi get boner, because Valentino Rossi asked for Children to have sex with in year 2003. He did, after he finished and cum had the depression you get from ejaculating. Decided to repent, that nobody will/would know. Then in late 2012 saw Jamie and he said "Nice, she is older than 16 but looks like a Child". It was all good until Jamie started thinking "Oh Valentino Rossi likes me, he is MotoGP rider". Which made her smile and open her mouth which when Rossi saw these disastrous teeth lost his boner and kicked her out from his racing team truck.
YOU think am done, not yet.
YOU washed your hair with piss recently.
YOU ruined everything on earth, if you did not exist this world will be in peace right this moment.
YOU are loved by a crazy guy called "Saleh McMaryam" who you called him "Best Friend Forever". Poor guy, you are his auntie.
YOU still don't understand that everybody knows your secrets. You are more than exposed. In fact, you are rekt.
YOU still won't give up because you are taught by your pimp not to give up. Do you know how much you destroyed the image of all people around you? starting from RMIT, going through Casey Stoner and ending up with Australia.
YOU will get it when I unleash my fury on you. Seriously start doing push ups, minimum is 30. Sometimes I become a douchebag and repeat a number many times to be an asshole.
YOU need to get used to saying "Yes sir master".
YOU are jealous because I can do Sekiha Tenkyoken.
YOU are jelly because that Kangaroo you people threw for me to crash into returned flying and destroying you all after I applied "First Comes Rock". haha! you can't do that! the only thing you can do is being a Zionist Child Prostitute.
YOU don't know that most guys around you just want to bang your pussy. Regardless of how many older men sucked it. Same applies for your spit. Hell I wouldn't get close or smell that breathe of Dubai Ruler, Sharjah Ruler, Lewis Hamilton, Michael Scammer, Casey Stoner, Nicky Hayden, etc.... just ew.
YOU are a lame dirt that is placed on Australia reputation.
YOU chose Victoria state slogan "THE BEST AT EVERYTHING".. hmmm you sure? because YOU ARE RIGHT! I totally agree! I have seen it all. It's all about your Childhood being abused by those fucktards.
YOU ate shit when you were 11 thinking its food made in your oven. You sure your stomach is an oven?
YOU tried to make the white stupid guy from Dubai start a fight with me in the food court of military camp because I did the hand gesture of zipping the mouth and not talking. At least you saw him showering and touched yourself.
YOU lost the game, there is nothing you can do other than trying to act like you are winning by losing.
YOU made Warren get boner for you. Do you know I got about 20 units on him? he is in fear because he was close to you.
YOU will receive a new award called "The Biggest Bitch in the Universe" soon.
YOU caused "Nice" attack.
YOU are responsible for most terrorist false flag attacks. Even Sandy Hook.
YOU still don't get it.
YOU must bang your head against the wall to get it.
YOU think am done but am not.
YOU are jealous because I have Alluka and Alluka will never leave me. Together forever.
YOU are jealous because I have too many special powers.
YOU stalked me while am driving in town, trying to show me that you are good driver by being as close as possible to the curb. Nice do it more often we need cleaner roads.
YOU threw many nails for me while am driving. Sadly you ate them next day. Lulz.
YOU are the reason Australia receiving $2b damage thunderstorms and flash floods. Will you stop killing what is not killable? why kill God? why kill son of God? just because you are the Prostitute of Akadawa?
YOU will be hanged from your hair in hell.
YOU will be dealt with properly in hell. Right this moment Ifrits (yea right, Devils don't do the torment in Hell, they are Ifrits, immortal) are celebrating your coming as few years if not months are left.
YOU opened Women's Beauty Salons in Kalba town. We counted about 31 Salons in a town that is full of 30,000 people. All of them are empty, nobody goes there. Wondering why? Because all citizens know that "There is a crazy Jewish Zionist girl who is friend of Sharjah Ruler who opened these Salons, they collect Alzaabi tribe hair to do Satanic magic for them to die or get sick". Humph.
YOU recently tried to suicide, that's good, but this is twisted game you wished to be set. Knowing that Sharjah Ruler will heal you and stop you from dying. Will you stop thinking that people are stupid and naive?
YOU are a cunt, couple of years ago you trolled AbuDhabi rulers to give you unlimited funds bank card. At least don't withdraw all what the ATM got of money. Ever thought of people emotions having to use other bank ATM and paying more money? inhumane Prostitute.
YOU must try to suicide genuinely, not fooling people to make them angry or pissed off. You are not important anymore. You have been exposed. Your reality. The things you hide.
YOU made your cult members change the word Cat into a pussy in Japanese translation of Google. You must be killed for these crimes because many kids looked up Pussy and what they found means you must be killed slowly with maximum amount of pain. Cunt.
YOU, Sharjah Ruler, Akadawa and your cult, don't really care about people. Biggest example is above plus killing way too many people. Do you know that I gotta hold my squads so that they don't rape you right in the pussy?
YOU are an unimportant load that I don't have time to think about. Sometimes I think of sending my Father's wrath on you. Given that you will get something better than The White House in hell.
YOU did not like me playing Quran in my home down Lorimer st, as twisted evil fuck you are, you forced the Electricity company to turn it off to crash my PC. That's fine I have UPS. Made it malfunction? I got a laptop. Destroyed it? man.. such an evil bitch. Leave me alone and go back to being the Prostitute of Satan.
YOU are the reason that Jessica Nicole is dead. If you did not exist she would be alive right now, happily.
YOU do care, you do give a shit, you do give a fuck. Then how would you check this page daily if not hourly? what is going on in your mind? I can tell you, they gave you too much Tramadol it fucked your brain.
YOU are a mistake that Australia proudly purchased.
YOU! please kill yourself and do it in the middle of the mall but after shouting that you are going to die so that people pull their phones and start recording your death to make it as the greatest demonstration of couraged freedom in the history of earth. Doubt you will do it. You are coward.
YOU must be locked up inside a room with toilet and food delivery through the door. You being locked up means safety of all living things. Not joking.
YOU being the stupid person you are, thought I control UAE army, I can control it if I want. But what do I want from 80,000 men army? given that I got something bigger than enough. But why did you use Saudis to open shops "Telal" to sell Army Uniforms to service men? explain that. BITCH.
YOU think you control all world armies. Hell they will join once they witness %5 of things you did.
YOU think we don't have the spy tape of you torturing prisoners down Abo Ghoraib. Wanna talk about how Sharjah Ruler told Donald Rumsfeld that he is illuminati and must follow the orders of you higher rank illuminati? Wanna talk about how evil you were using duct tape to cover prisoners with rubbish bags? do you know that there 20 million angry Iraqis awaiting to rape you? What would they say when they witness (already did) you asking for dogs to be brought to bark at prisoners. Wanna talk about how random Iraqis were imprisoned because you needed more to torture? you nasty evil creepy fuck. I will enjoy drilling my dick inside your Zionist vagina.
YOU wanna help MotoGP riders by giving them kisses? bad news, you are no longer younger than 16 years old.
YOU are ruined.
YOU ruined Dubai Ruler's daughter award by using his stupidity to make me pissed that you got the 1st place but I got the 3rd place. Didn't know that Australians can apply for the award. Thought it's only for UAE & GCC.
YOU have lost the game OVER 9000 TIMES.
YOU will not give up because you lost everything. I get it.
YOU will end up being my bitch. And my dick got more fucks to fuck you.
YOU failed to adjust Wadi Hilo long tunnel Pyramid missing the top in time. All people saw how epic fail it was to build. Your ShitShow is so shit. If all Citizens of the World watch it, it will be the end of the Australia we know.
YOU are Child Molester, given that you help and supply people with Children to molest. We got a video proof of that. Iraqis already saw it.
YOU feel jealous because I lead Anonymous. It is true, am too awesome for Yandy.
YOU were present inside Sharjah Ruler's mansion in Kangaroo Grounds giving tips and orders to His Highness Sheikh Sultan Bin Mohammed AlQassimi on what to do with that little 5 years old boy. In terms of molestation and torturing. Nasty bitch.
YOU made Sharjah Ruler Jew Michael Jackson for refusing to join this cult. Not only Sharjah Ruler tried to kill Michael, but you caused the release of Michael's song. It is scary to listen to, it sounds too Jewish. Nothing is better than UAE citizens listening to a song by Michael Jackson dissing their religious Islamic Ruler who is famous and known among all Muslims. Followed by the release of all Child Prostitution tapes such as Robert Jr buttsexing with 4th grader called Mohammed. Same applies for Victoria's state minister of Education (James Merlino) and many other cunts.
YOU must understand this. Your death (with your soul in Hell) means the end of all of this crap. So please kill yourself. Right now. Do it properly, not the Drama Queen act mmkay?
YOU are so coward you were afraid that I would be shouting at you in 103 Betula Avenue kitchen that you threw satanic love dust spell at my doorsteps. Really? I reflected it on you. Doubt that God will disable it. You are my bitch there is nothing you can do other than being my Bitch, understand?
YOU are the scandal of your parents and Sharjah Ruler. Do you know how much damage you've done? doubt it. You are stupid.
YOU still fail at speaking Chinese. Why speak Chinese anyway? I will clear out China leaving the North for Japan to invade. Hehe. Hell is gonna smell so bad.
YOU are jealous because I was the Emperor of China.
YOU are jealous because I was King Tut.
YOU are jealous because I was Josef.
YOU are jealous because I was Otthman.
YOU are jealous because I was Japanese Lord.
YOU are jealous because I was King of Moguls.
YOU are jealous because I was Raphael.
YOU are jealous because I was William Shakespeare.
YOU are jealous because I was able to fly F-15 with one wing.
YOU are jealous because I was able to down a fighter jet with a bullet.
YOU are jealous because I was able to disable your illusion magik and expose your face in RMIT foundation studies class, even Silvana said "this is the only place you don't want to be in".
YOU are jealous because you cannot bully me.
YOU are a hated person. Then how did you enter my home when am away then you have hidden in my 1st bedroom wardrobes, I opened it, saw you. Acted like your magik still works. Went to my bed awaiting you to do "I need to see you asleep so that I bully you through TV". Yandy! Yaaaaaandy!
YOU made Mazaher Mohamed along with other dead junkies hide a sedated possum in my attic.
YOU made Mazaher Mohamed place laxatives in my food.
YOU made Mazaher Mohamed hide rotten bread in hard to get areas in my house down Lorimer st.
YOU made Mazaher Mohamed place a turd in my water tap line so that I get sick. I drink Evian only. And wash my dishes through a machine.
YOU made Mazaher Mohamed search my computer, we were aware. Nothing in my computer.
YOU while torturing and molesting a poor 5 years old boy down Sharjah Ruler's palace, stole a lyrics and beat of a song that was being played inside the poor little molested Child that you orchestrated his suffering. (Galantis - Runaway) failed anyway. But you are nasty just like His Highness Sheikh Sultan Bin Mohammed AlQassimi.
YOU raided my room when I went for holiday in overseas back in Betula Avenue (biggest one). Yes Ken of VicWreckers turned off electricity, but my UPS kicked in and all sort of warnings I received. At the end you kicked my room's door angrily and entered my room. Found nothing in my PC. Wanted to plant CP but Akadawa stopped you because people were watching. Yandy you are evil nasty person. No one knows how much am eager to fuck you right in the pussy.
YOU made few fags enter my home to search for hard drives, I got so many and all of them are broken. Ebay is good when it comes to buying broken $1 hard drives. Should have placed a Capacitor to blow up on you all hehe.
YOU are not aware that while living me acting like a good Australian girl without me knowing everything about you already. Used fellow Anonymous to hack into your laptop. So a PDF document that teach you Satanic magic from Hello to Goodbye?
YOU are not aware that about 300,000 citizens of UAE saw your picture down Sharjah-TV radio twitter account, where I pictured you and Akadawa practicing Satanic magic opposite the small tunnel of Kalba town.
YOU are jealous because I am King of Earth.
YOU are jealous because all the universe know me personally.
YOU are jealous because many people sang for me without me knowing it. Hah see? I don't force people to sing for me.
YOU are jealous am mastering everything I do. Am perfect. Am so perfect I make your vagina jealous.
YOU are jealous because I can kiss properly while you start to remember licking that douchebag's teeth when you were sexually abused by Jews.
YOU are beyond repair. We need to scrap you and build a new better person.
YOU with Sharjah Ruler been to your parents home. Excuse was to protect you when they brought up abducting you. Do you know that your parents know you have been used as a Zionist Child Prostitute in Australia? and they even know that you were Akadawa personal Prostitute.
YOU killed train driver in Melbourne. Poor guy he had a family to feed. Ever thought of his family feelings? OMG you are unable to feel due to being molested by Jews since you were hosted in Australia.
YOU killed a young talented Motorcycle racer with last name of Lockhart. Just because he was gonna talk?
YOU killed your grandfather to piss me off. It's fine he is in a place that you will never be in.
YOU corrupted many Children by spreading your poison filled Music and Movies. Children as young as 7 years old know what is sex these days. Why do it all countries except Australia? what makes them special? are they Angels?
YOU sent an Aussie teacher to molest my niece.
YOU stalked me all my life. Why don't you marry me to enjoy my dick thrusting inside your vagina until you back fire from your butt, oh nvm that's for Sharjah Ruler.
YOU are the definition of Satan. You actually became Satan last week. Compiling everything you did is worse than what Satan did to humans from the his existence on earth with Jinn going through the creation of Adam ending up with today, about 3 million years ago. Congratu-fucking-lations, got an Email to send you a certificate of accomplishment? Bitch.
YOU must rename your show to Dying2Suicide. Did you name it Dying2Kill? does it mean that all of your hosting country are part of those crimes you committed? do you know what does that mean? simple, either Shuffle Alliance Attack or Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha L-L Tenkyoken reducing that Island into steam. I hope they all treat you very well in hell. Doubt it.
YOU did send Mickey Mouse to molest few Children. Should I talk about it? how do you feel about yourself? please kill yourself!
YOU are the best at everything.
YOU are a huge bully, in fact you fail at it because _________(insert here any Jew excuse).
YOU fucked your brother while he was asleep, you nasty incest whore.
YOU should give up. Game over. I always win right this moment and at the end.
YOU really must suicide. If you need help I will be more than happy to run you over at 165mph. Just make sure to be drunk so that I will not have any liability.
YOU directed the new Top Gear season, you ruined it! why a presenter that is gay geek ginger wannabe psychologist who has a scandal in RMIT for sexually abusing students in trade to making them pass? Anything you touch turns into ashes.
YOU sent Ken of VicWreckers to cut my neck with a sharp object after you bullied me with Lady Gaga. I didn't do anything, I paused everything (talented), lowered her shorts, exposed the 3 inches penis, took a picture of her face, took a picture of her penis, admired her silk non hairy skin (even balls) followed by moving backwards and taking a whole picture of her. Feeling pissed? Yandy.. please! YANDY!
YOU did me a favour, without you I wouldn't be able to remember and take down the illuminati cult followed by torturing them then burning them alive. Danke!
YOU wanna talk about the penis that is inside your vagina and only comes out when you get boner?
YOU gave Australians farms of Member Berries, which are berries that asks you to remember something specific. That backfired when these berries started talking about how you started licking Casey Stoner's teeth.
YOU are an aunty that is sexually loved by 2 of her nieces. That is why they support you.
YOU have a lover called "Saleh McMaryam" who is a Nigger, he sucks right? the only reason he want to fuck you because you remind him of Releena, the girl he had sex with during the 5th grade. Small, little, skinny & so innocent. Creepy fuck.
YOU were comforted by your niece (that wants to fuck you) that you did not eat those nails you threw for me in the road. Sadly it is incorrect, Karma gets you easily.
YOU recently were riding with your illegal sperm injected to whores nieces, in black Range Rover Sport. While the stupid driver For The Million Time crashed again. You started crying when the car caught fire and blew up.
YOU were driving Go-Kart in DubaiAutoDome trying to sound like a good driver, while claiming am too poor to drive there, Bitch can't steer to the left and crashed into the tunnel wall?
YOU keep fucking up and failing, when will you understand that you are epic fail fuck face?
YOU and your failure group keep failing, don't get it? stop wasting time and resources on something you cannot do damage to, I do damage control while you fail.
YOU caused the misery of Zoe Quinn, do you know that if you did not exist Square Enix would have made her head developer? but sadly her father dislikes her due to the Nude photos (bitch can't properly shave her vagina?).
YOU still don't care about people's misery that supported you without them knowing how their lives will turn up side down.
YOU are thanked by me, without you I wouldn't be able to take down Dubai & Sharjah Rulers. You did me a favour so Danke ^_^!
YOU even though ruined Faith's look in Mirror's Edge 2, me along with the world still enjoy Mirror's Edge 1. It's so amazing, there is a story and meaning from that game. Noble message.
YOU remain heated and burnt, because what is written here is agreeable with people. If you don't care you wouldn't bully and stalk me? so everything here is correct.
YOU think Queen Elizabeth II spy tapes with tanned 9 years old boy wearing glasses fucking her while she is laying her back on table saying "oooh.. finally.. Queen Elizabeth.. is having sex.. and by who.. a young.. handsome.. prince! how longs it's been since I had sex? 7 years? by who? Akadawa? the AntiChrist?" will make your trouble less, both of you are in world of trouble.
YOU still don't know you will be the trade I get for not releasing many world leaders and celebrities spy tapes scandals, and I wish they were Kanye West alike scandals, nothing is worse than Cristiano Ronaldo who is star of football making love with Child Prostitutes. So prepare for being my Personal Prostitute. But I slap a lot you know? because Ali Sulaiman Alsuwaiji who raped Sharjah Ruler back in 5th grade does slap his wife when she misbehave. So it's okay you know? if Sharjah Ruler's butt buddy does that then I can do that. Hehe.
YOU tried to become Kindergarden teacher in my town opposite of the Zoo-Park hoping you will find relatives to me to molest about 5-7 months ago. Sponsored by Children Pimp Sharjah Ruler.
YOU still don't know that you are sponsored by Children Pimp because you are his safety card, it's correct, I really wanna tap dat ass. Then tie you with a robe to a jet.
YOU keep bullying me thinking it's hurting me, that's the only thing you can do. Even though I was trained to have resilience. What's worse? you are a Bully!
YOU forgot that I was blessed with Ifrits (stronger than Devils, they cannot be destroyed). I used them to place you in a coma for 2 hours. Wanna experience them again?
YOU don't know that I sent Ofnir Squad to bomb Sharjah Ruler's palace recently.
YOU are jealous from a song I composed Overcoming a Burning Hatred and Burning Finger, it got you to the point where you made people dislike it on Youtube, but they didn't because both of them are cool.
YOU ignore RMIT University traditional owner crying each time he is alone, because you ruined the prestigious image of his University. They lost their group of 4 rating. They are low rated University thanks to you. Not to mention other scandals and students leaving the university due to knowing it's under constant terrorist attacks by angry Muslims.
YOU think I will not take down Marie Anderson. You are wrong, while walking away from her she called me Cunt. Regardless if she was lied to or been mislead.
YOU are jelly because I control many Guardian Forces. Member when you tried to summon Bahamut and he said "Ha Ha I laugh! Akadawa whore tried to summon me". Do you know he can fly at speed of 7,000 kmph? and can pray to fly at 12,000 kmph? sshhh secrets.
YOU still ignore that you were molested by Akadawa/AntiChrist when you were 9. And try to blame it on others while they were mind-controlled (and you even do it!).
YOU are the reason that about 30 million Australians will die soon.
YOU think they don't care, but they love life. They love the cold weather and clean air in the morning, they love drinking VB & eating dinner together.
YOU keep failing, can you change your name to Failure Liang instead of Yandy Liang please?
YOU made Alex (kick ass actor) rape me while I was tied to bed, is she always widely opened that way? (this doesn't change her being visited by Bahamut).
YOU tried to DDoS LiveLeak a lot. We got tired of it, so we exploited a glitch in OSI Layer 3 that diverted all of that traffic coming to LiveLeak to special targets. Thanks for using RMIT & Latrobe Universities networks along with other institutes without their administration awareness.
YOU think you are doing damage for bullying me since 1 year. Nope, am enjoying knowing you care and give a shit, you can't even troll for shit.
YOU tried to kill my Black Cat, so picking up fights and he act pussy until one day he rekt you while telling you "You think you can kill me? you are illusioned person".
YOU are jelly because I am Goku in Saiyuki Gaiden, I know am too cool.
YOU think Ken of VicWreckers is safe. Sadly I keep receiving hourly reports about him. But I need someone feeding and showering my camels.
YOU are jelly because am the main character in Final Fantasy 9, along with Berlina. (bonus: we didn't really speak the same language, but we were able to communicate through feelings, specially when she told me to ignore those eyes that were staring at us).
YOU are jelly because you never and will never have your own adventure. Actually you do, kissing and sex with old stinky white Jews since you were 10 years old.
YOU are jelly because when you became Chimera ants we rekt you so hard, I may have lost my hand but it penetrated your stomach.
YOU think it's alright, the only reason we leave you in safety because I need a butt to tap each hour.
YOU don't know that midnight haunting, mist of resolving, crown me with the pure green leaf. (reference to Adam covering up himself after eating the Apple).
YOU think that by sending paid Pakistanis to ruin all Muslims prayer, God becomes weak. Such an illusion haha.
YOU looked funny when I came too early and witnessed you with Dubai & Sharjah rulers making truck loaded with rocks to drop its load. Your smile haha. :(
YOU look like a guy, am interested in changing you into a guy, up for that?
YOU did bug my shampoo with Acid. But do I care? hair comes and go. It can come back, but next time my soul is planted into someone else body I will have hair. Each time you and Satan appear to mess the world I will be there to stop you all.
YOU had the honour of being the british woman who lied to a guy to jump from a cliff to suicide together, but you asked him to go first and fooled him. Nasty evil bitch. Ladies first resembles you.
YOU are bullied, even though reviews on Depression Quest are honest (only the negative). So change the game from $9 to being free so that your cult members post positive views?
YOU think that CISCO 4 antennas router is great. Why the fuck place a PC CPU inside a router? does it need one? 4 antennas that fuck each other's signal? even computer engineers are scratching their heads. You know no shit! seriously get the fuck out.
YOU try to copy my style in talking and acting, it doesn't work, just put the Abused Child Prostitute of Australia act. It works. People will feel sorry for not rescuing you from Aussies who molested you by most MotoGP, F1 drivers & UAE (Sharjah & Dubai) rulers. Like kissing them as form of help and sucking dicks. Seriously why you didn't wave your hand at them while thinking "oh.. hello.. hehe". Okay you are the Queen of Australia you cannot shake their hands, but hand wave works. Bitch.
YOU are jelly because I was the first to explore Chamber of Secrets as human along with my 2 of best buddies (I still like her, she helped me a lot). Same applies for the forbidden library.
YOU might be loved by half million because of the printed paper you can provide them with, but am loved by 3 Billion + 250 million because of who am genuinely I am.
YOU created the conflict in Yemen. Not knowing Saudis are around 70 million males, that can rape you easily and make you enjoy yourself. Really nothing is better than Saudis in sex, they are V12 compared to white people (v4).
YOU feel jealous from my video games that I develop and produce such as Mirror's Edge. You had to ruin it. Can you create good sound tracks that talk about Sharjah Ruler bringing Children to his illuminati friends to have sex with? or can you throw the sound of "wooooohoooohhoooh" of the Child hood being exerted and removed from Children by Robert Downey Jr? nope, oh it's so sad to know that most of your music are created by an abused child (who enjoys it). Such trained child prostitute you are.
YOU are so jealous from "Still Alive - Mirror's Edge" song that I composed, because it's so awesome you tried to copy/steal my hard work. Relax the lyrics is not for you, it's for the 1st person I kissed and who called me Charmy. She likes flowers a lot and want everywhere to be covered up with flowers. While few sentences "I will move fast, I will move slow, take me where I have to go" is for my Sportsbike that you at 8PM came and over tightened oil's drain bolt to crack the sump. Which was epic fail as I got it fixed within 23 hours. All of that for Casey Stoner? At least you had your first kiss with him when you were 10 years and he was old stinky 30 years old male, not to mention throwing that Kangaroo for me to crash into down Christmas Hills near Kangaroo Grounds. What's worse? it wasn't a kiss until you started licking his teeth enjoying the sugary fluid taste you ugly abused child followed by sucking his tongue which ended up with grand finale of kissing which you didn't mind as long as you did taste that sweet sugar melted spit. Fucked up low life destroyed life.
YOU don't know that I composed "Somebody I used to know" based on a poetry made by Sharjah Ruler being in love with my mother back in 5th grade. They caught him throwing love dust spell at my mother's door steps where he later was raped by my step father. Later he was raped in school by the boys lover 6th grader "Ali Sulaiman Alsuwaiji" who lives down 25.036501, 56.356759.
YOU recently got mad for my prayer that your lover&niece (Saleh McMaryam) that got boner for your childish sized body, voice & face.. lost the ability to talk. Later he lost the ability to open his mouth, like the curse? what was funnier how you sent Hanafi during emergency transmission of ShitShow that you run, while telling him around 700k are watching. Gave him order to crash into me while driving where he failed 3 times. Seriously send the faggot that is in love with you and wants to have sex with you? notice the link between both of them? you are their auntie and they want to fuck you right in the pussy.
YOU made Dubai Ruler murder his own son by planting sleeping pills in his dinner, it was sad seeing him saying "This will be my last dinner with my parents that I love, but I still love Adam also!".
YOU think am scared? whom shall I fear except the G.O.D!
YOU don't know that the guy you recruited "Yunis Bin Hamdan AlMaktoom" will be killed and cloned soon. I just need to make him remember being molested by a white guy because his father refused to be illuminati. His father used to be Dubai ruler until the person you sucked his dick became the current ruler.
YOU must try to inject DeepHeat cream in your butt hole, I will do that to you very often.
YOU must not exist, if you did not exist Boxxy would have been Jennifer Aniston of current generation.
YOU must know that everything perfect and normal you touch gets fucked or raped. Will you stop fucking everything that you see?
YOU raped Nissan Altima current generation, year 2007 models style were amazing as I know how to design cars. Yet you raped Nissan Altima and their sales figures went down to the floor.
YOU must know that am too perfect for you, my perfection exceeds your 1st kiss with Casey Stoner when you were standing on the table like a dog licking his teeth. You know the rest.
YOU think I ran out of ideas, you did too many nasty things that I got all the time in the world to write it down each 1-2 weeks.
YOU still don't know that "Still Alive-Mirror's Edge" is a message I delivered to woman that liked me, seriously I never spoke or put my eyes towards Jane... feeling jealous?, because most people know that there is a crazy Prostitute of Satan that want to kill me for not releasing spy tapes of her doing forbidden things as form of help. Yea right, help, a 10 years old girl kissing and having sex with stinky 30 years old man as form of help. Spare us, Jew.
YOU don't accept that fact that your food been bugged by laxatives by your fake Aussie parents, same applies for water or drinks to make you piss yourself. Actually you deserve it.
YOU even forcing all world Radio stations to spam the shitty music you made, they still suck. Accept it, nobody will listen to music that burns their chests because its made based on satanic mind that kills the innocent, and pisses on innocent people mattresses.
YOU got fooled by me when I posted pictures of my brother's house under construction and claimed it to be mine, you along with your group (including Jamie the midget that made Valentino Rossi get boner for her childish sized body) were pissing in the wrong person's house. It will go to someone who is poor and can't afford a good house in non muddy area that will sink if too much rain fall down.
YOU will be required to do a body cleansing that should last for 2000 years, to remove those stinky white Jews spit and body fluids from your system. Doubt that will work but we need to try. Unless we cover your whole body with 10 condoms.
YOU had a creepy satanic forum that I hacked easily few years ago, I even left my code name on it.
YOU still don't know that most people we rekt have special pages here, specially that stand up comedian that nobody knows, we exposed him cheating on his wife with porn star.
YOU must know any person that want to fuck you is a creepy pervert pedophile that is into little sized child like girls (ie Saleh McMaryam). Not to mention your 3rd grader face. And voice.
YOU got a bonus, after this you will head to the toilet to cry.
YOU have been judged, your brain is rekt. Wired incorrectly. Anything you do falls into the category of mad mentally ill person doings.
YOU must remember how you pulled Card Captor Sakura's card "Windy".. the way you pulled the card looked at it then said "Windy"... that face of abused child by Jews since you were 10 years old. Priceless. But nothing happened at all. Nothing.
YOU felt jealous whenever Mitchell of Sydney kissed his beautiful blonde girlfriend down (1/55 Lorimer st, Greensborough). Don't you ever think I will do that with you, here is how its gonna be "YANDY!! BEND DOWN BITCH.. OK OUT YALLA!".
YOU are jealous because I developed Wild Arms 3. And its story based on real things that I lived through. That yellow cat was so un friendly but we became best friends later. Feel jealous? ok go back in time and kill him, you are still a bad person. That's what you are best at. Murderer.
YOU sometimes act like a good polite girl, that is creepy as fuck. Stop that. Be yourself. Show them the angry abused child abducted by Sharjah Ruler and placed in fake Aussie family to be molested by most MotoGP, F1 drivers & UAE rulers.
YOU are super pissed because I developed Sony PlayStation new interface. Am happy they figured out that Yandy Liang is just a bad luck thing who destroys everything
she it touch.
YOU honestly, I never seen in my life a child that enjoys kissing older men. Yuk.
YOU and the life you lived, will kick earth into a chain of depression and sadness until judgment day.
YOU don't even cry at all. Just acting. A person like you is unable to cry who just laugh whenever you murder an innocent person.
YOU don't know that I developed a modified a hammer drill with 5.8 inches long realistic penis bit. Made its thrusting distance changeable. Same applies for speed. Can you guess on whom am gonna use?
YOU kill anyone who is against you or does not like you. Or does not approve what you do. Nasty evil.
YOU are the Gargoyle of 21st century. The Australian edition that is limited to 1 person.
YOU knew that Akadawa is Satan. But you have hidden it because you like the fake attention you get. Same applies for the fake control you do on F1. Fo your information Queen Elizabeth (tanned 9 years old boy wearing glasses) controls MotoGP. Now bend down bitch.
YOU caused the death of that baker few months ago, did you like how the whole kitchen blew up by gas leak? can you guess where is he? he's in Hell's Kitchen, only
one two people know what kind of torment he's getting there.
YOU during the production of your ShitShow opening video, didn't like the way you were pictured being angry with your hand open. It's ShitShow anyway, of an abused child prostitute trying to kill some sort of a guy who is innocent and everyone is fooled into killing him by Akadawa=Satan. Now fuck off and bend down bitch.
YOU made Chris Hansen's show To Catch a Predator. All people are actors, including the Police. Such a hard work fabricating evidence then getting people out of prison. Did you know that Chris Hansen went to Sharjah Ruler's palace to receive illuminati awards such as molesting Children?
YOU feel jelly from The Grand Tour. As they are better than the show you shat on and ruined.
YOU tried to tell that German presenter of Shit Top Gear Season 23 that she is good, but Germans only watch the british version while you thought "You are actually shit but we need more women to watch the show, it's %97 males viewers".
YOU feel jealous from my black cat, because this is the 2nd time King Tut's cat show up.
YOU think that having big butt and boobs will change how you look into a hot girl. Let me get this right, a short small sized half Jamie with huge boobs and butt? serious?
YOU did kill 2 marines in MH370, because they raped Ahmad Obaid Saqr Almarashda down their aircraft carrier when he used to serve in UAE army. But he deserved it, Marines do not tolerate a person who disrespect their fellow and fallen heroes. Their voices being amazed that a guy has no penis nor vagina but a pee hole was priceless. Same applies for his screams. Using engine oil lube? wtf. Rekt for eternity.
YOU have a cult that doesn't know releasing you and giving you to me means the end of all of this. But that's fine that was last thursday. I can get you by force. I can have everything I want by force. Am big in numbers.
YOU thought I will implant poison in your food. Really? kill my future personal prostitute that will be called by phone to come to my room to give me blowjob or Sit n' Ride on me while am playing Video Games?
YOU raped me while I was asleep unaware, you had the impression of my penis being big. Thank you! At least someone approved my penis size! Unlike Sharjah Ruler's yocto penis (0.4inches no boner, 1.4inches boner).
YOU do know that Sharjah Ruler saw a cute looking 5 years old Child, made his parents believe that he is interested in him as he is talented, used to bring him to his palace each day. Then one day he said "ooooh, do you wanna play a game that only adults play?". The child remembered his mother being worried and told him that "If Sheikh Sultan tell you anything that you don't understand or you feel scared, look at the door and leave! just walk we are close to his palace! he can't do anything to you! no door? each room has a door then how come you are inside a room?". The kid was so happy he got away from danger, he was passing doors and doors, his life had doors being opened. Until Ken of VicWreckers stopped him at the last door and raped him without any introductions. The kid kept crying for 4 days non-stop. Even his parents couldn't enter the room to comfort him. What Sharjah Ruler said to Ken "Ken, you don't have to rape him, we will find you a good boy that likes it. If not we will train him". Honestly Sharjah Ruler is one of a kind. Doubt I will witness anything more evil than this fake Islamic person. Plus the Jew Kike nose!
YOU sent a tall skinny white faggot to sit on my right hand side with the rifle tip pointed towards my head down my blind spot, so that when I stand up moving a bit to the right it will penetrate my eye and destroy it. He moved to other barracks, but am happy to tell you he is in underground torturing prison and we already got a cloned person in his place. Good job Yandy ^_^!
YOU must know I am in control, it's over. You destroyed all illuminatis. Their days are numbered. They are more close to be a dying road kill.
YOU can't transform into a devil anymore. Alluka really rekt you.
YOU don't know that Alluka trolled you too many times.
YOU are angry because whenever I feel love you all feel the opposite, I do feel it 24/7. There are 250 million people that love me, but not Sharjah Ruler's love.
YOU don't know there is nothing that can hurt me, apart from witnessing Yandy Liang being abused by Australians, Sharjah Ruler, Dubai Ruler, MotoGP riders, F1 drivers & others since she was 10 years old hosted by Australia.
YOU will be locked inside my Mobile Suit's left leg area, there is a studio sized room so that you witness me sweeping China and turning Australia into steam. Oh you will enjoy looking at those rivers of blood in China.
YOU don't know that my Mobile Suit can rewind.
YOU don't know that my Mobile Suit can survive Nuclear ground zero without any damage, but I will have to waste 2000L of polish to make it shinny again. Never mind I will use Shining Finger!
YOU have an incest lover (niece) that is attracted to your childish body, face and voice. He is planning to bury me next week during night camping in army training. Too bad God rekt him by making him feel fear. I know that he is weak so I planned something for him.
YOU feel jealous from the song I composed.. it makes me relax and be happy about going to war! even the remixes, but we made it hard for you to find them. Even the lyrics burns you.
YOU ruined Gundam series by directing Turn-A Gundam. You must understand that I don't need energy because "When my extreme anger peaks, my emotions becomes energy.".
YOU caused the death of Hussein Fattal, he did get a nice Audi A8 and lots of stupid sluts leiked him because cars are signs of being rich. Sadly while he received a txt from a woman while thinking "yeah this is what happen when you have nice car, women flow on you" he was too busy to check his phone where he rear ended into a truck and died. Do you know how his mother feel? seeing him in hell being tormented by bright shiny red Ifrits? slashing his skin and pulling it while crying saying "he beat up Adam"? Nope, you are an animal that unlike animals has her feelings removed by Akadawa=Satan. You are no longer human, you are exactly like Satan when he was raping Dubai Ruler's daughter in the 5th grade because that was the only way to deliver energy as they were being watched in Palaces and homes.
YOU don't know that Aussies brain will be overloaded. Hint: During my Mobile Suit attack Alluka will grant 50,000 soldiers of my Personal Army F-14, Su-47 & T-50. We need to sweep few areas to destroy the infrastructure. Like electricity, sewage, airports, sea ports & communications.
YOU will lose the war, because you are evil and am the good. History shows that and it repeats itself.
YOU don't know that when history witness a great change, I reveal myself and expose your lies within your nasty secrets (ie being MotoGP child prostitute and sucking Dubai Ruler's dick).
YOU were rekt after playing Ace Combat 6. Because you liked it in terms of storyline. Haha I know how to make video games. Go back to Depression Quest, tell Zoe not to sleep with journalists to get seats and praises for stupid a game about depressed child from being abused by most MotoGP, F1 drivers & UAE rulers.
YOU don't know that I can still move, I can still fly!
YOU tried to learn School of the Undefeated of the East. Sadly you started pissing yourself. You will never learn Sekiha Tenkyoken. Because only King of Hearts can do that, and am the last one since I was approved by Yōsuke Akimoto to be the last and the only one.
YOU made Nissan adjust Nissan-Z by making it longer to be the Nissan GTR. It's fine its been killed by Lexus LFA.
YOU hear Nissan COE crying because of low sales figures of Nissan Patrol. Seriously did you draw that car as Moon Exploring vehicle? ok funny.
YOU must kill yourself, anyone who follow you, listen to your ideas or do something for you either die or suicide. Understand?
YOU are dirty disgusting evil murderer. Still you don't understand.
YOU have 2 dogs that you think they love you, in fact any animal -including dogs- that seen you started barking at you in fear and anger. Animals do feel people emotions. Did you know these 2 dogs are actually humans forced to be good dogs to you?
YOU may have destroyed many innocent people lives, but the only thing you did was annoyance and bullying. Because you are a destroyed child by Australia and Akadawa=Satan.
YOU think you can get rid of me but that is just an illusion and another failure out of your 34,471 failures so far you had. Just accept it, you will be my bitch.
YOU made Kanye West praise a musician so that she get voted to win the Grammy's award. Here it is. You even got to the point where you claimed credit for this video, where people shat at you for being liar. You made a video that looks exactly like it. Geez. Feeling jealous? Oh Yandy... you are an amazing crazy creature.
YOU still like Ken of VicWreckers even though during the production of Full House he admired Michelle and wanted to abuse her. Which Akadawa didn't allow because she is illegal daughter of Sharjah Ruler from blonde woman.
YOU while your crazy incest thirsty niece "Saleh McMaryam" was looking at you assuring you to keep bullying moot to the end was thinking "Yandy.. isn't it enough? we bullied him a lot but it doesn't work.. lets get married.. why she doesn't love or flirt with me? oh am friend zoned but I will get out". Man this guy got legendary boner for you! lulz.
YOU don't know that up to this moment. This is something me and my Father liked to happen. Because right now look at those people around that have fallen down, all of those dead people around. Fuckin Iraqis 40 million wanting to rape you?
YOU! will you give me another angry face of abused Child Prostitute of Australia please? oh what a lovely face! steams up some anger caused by the recklessness of Sharjah ruler operating Child Prostitution rings for his celebrities cult members.
YOU are still fine knowing that Tracy Grimshaw is an antidepressants addict because of your unfair unethical reports down ACA(A Current Affair) show that is full of lies and all people know that. Am starting to feel sorry for her. Poor woman, but you are selfish and don't give a shit about others.
YOU think you did damage control. You just made yourself a joke and exposed yourself to the max.
YOU are world's star. In terms of sexual scandals.
YOU are the opposite of Sakura-Chan.
YOU have a life that is full of un needed drama. You look like a joke.
YOU aggravate a laughter whenever someone see you.
YOU admire the effects that Anonymous use in their videos, of course am talented in everything. Am blessed.
YOU urinated inside the southern Al-Ain military training centre 2 barracks, trying to do damage. Negligible damage.
YOU being with your nieces that got boner for you, few days later, proceeded to destroying the rear toilet. Which was closed and turned into a storage room.
YOU should learn to crawl backwards (only using your elbows) while making truck reversing sound.
YOU down Grimshaw st heading to Plenty rd appeared on my right hand side inside your ugly Hong Kong friend's car. Got out of the window and shouted my name hoping I keep my eyes on your abused Child Prostitute face. I completely ignored you knowing there is a guy in white car (probably Magna) will be reversing from his home's driveway so that I rear end him. The backfire was more fail than you licking Casey's teeth when you were 10 years old. Exceeds all laws of Physics & Aerodynamics in terms of stupidity.
YOU were there stalking me in RMIT University ELICOS course, Foundation & 3rd year while am studying. Dunno how things work in Australian institutes in terms of faking identities and studying illegally. But you screwed almost all courses and the prestigious image of RMIT For The Million Time.
YOU smile thinking it's gonna be alright, that smile is activated by the despair and major losses. Just go away.
YOU read through this list while your heart is beating swiftly, and you can't keep up with breathing. Added with feeling there is something stuck in your throat. The worst is yet to come.
YOU ruined Paul's Milk by adding secret %10 combination of diluted water, E-protein, E-fat and processed Chinese imported dirty sugar that got mixed with steriliser fluid then boiled to remove the steriliser and added highly toxic 3rd chemical agent to mix with the byproduct to get a final result of synthetic sugar.
YOU sent a guy in white Camry to cut me off at evening down Victoria st opposite 711 gas station when I was riding my bike.
YOU think of Aussies as hoard of sheep that can be fed with lies and their opinion can be used as a tool that is sold for free down Bunnings.
YOU said I will pass the exams of RMIT University over your dead body (given that you kiss almost all staff there and use them to be a complete mockery of education profession). But I think I passed the degree by hacking into PJ.Radcliffe (secure network) laptop and recording his Video Conference late at night with other pervert staffers such as RUSU(Caspar Cumming) discussing making underage female students fail so that they tell them "Sex = making you pass". Not to mention the douchebag saying "I think this asian student and cute and good looking and..." followed by PJ saying ".. it's okay, just let it out. We all been there". Oh my.. the humanity!
YOU are a murderer, so you are a criminal.
YOU put a spell of memory loss (forgetting that I wear glasses) when I put my contact lenses during my ride day, 2 days of wearing that.. it felt like an operation removing that sticky 1 day contact lens. How far will you go Yandy Liang:Sarah McMaryam? to the point where you ended up licking and sucking Casey's teeth when you were 10 years old while Akadawa was smiling?
YOU are responsible for the hand of that guy that came today to steal my Blue Water Diamond from my left hand while am asleep. Nothing is worse than your hand being cut.
YOU are a fake Drama Queen. I will not say that you are a Zionist Child Prostitute of the Illuminati cult that have been abducted by Sharjah Ruler and placed in fake Aussie family to be used to kiss/sex with adult Jews. Oh, nvm.
YOU still think that white people are stupid and believe your lies (ignoring Ebola that you did For The Million Time(s) since you were 10 years old).
YOU supported Ken of VicWreckers sick desires in molesting children. Did you know that when you support someone to do something its like you are doing it?
YOU made Ken of VicWreckers annoy me to buy that old dirty -put together- Kawasaki ZX2R. With all screws loose, tank filled with water & engine oil mixed with water. I fixed it, restored it, repaired it, tuned it & took it to the track. It was so much fun than using my computer doing exact daily same things knowing am spied on.
YOU brush the innocent people toothbrushes with dirty urinated toilet bowl, sadly Karma made your body smell like urine as a reward.
YOU try to copy my track riding style, but you fail.
YOU can't use a broom to clean the floor. Useless disposable whore.
YOU still can't summon any Guardian Forces, the only thing you can summon is
being used as a Zionist Child Prostitute nothing.
YOU Jewed other Jews.
YOU can't stand for 1 hour in the sun, same applies for surviving 1 day down the military training camp.
YOU tried to use a gun first time in your life, a glock9, but it flew once you fired it and rekt your face. The lulz activated from the troll glock required us sending a Certificate of Accomplishment to Glock Ges.m.b.H.
YOU have lips that are burning red, their loud roar tells you to kiss all MotoGP riders, F1 drivers & UAE rulers since you were 10 years old.
YOU were fine with your BFF going on suicide mission down the military camp, the story goes that in firing range he will fire shots at me then kill himself. He pussied out eventually. As you all are cowards and have zero courage.
YOU will still bully me because it is the only thing you can do pretty much.
YOU have a nigger niece that got boner for you (Saleh McMaryam) that assured you he will remain supportive because thanks to you he lived good life (for the past 3-5 years). While his main goal was marrying you (because you remind him of the girl he had sex with during the 5th grade -ignoring he is 8 years older than his on paper age- which is nasty and will make every parent fearful for their children from going to school.
YOU with Dubai Ruler -who had sex with 14 years old musician called Avril many years ago- bugged Viv Avasti Laptop Speakers Subwoofer with spying device. So a 5w hot wired spying device on 100w idling wattage device. I will
ignore Salwan Almaktoom poisoning his daughter because Akadawa raped her in the 5th grade and the recent food poisoning with drugs of his son Rashid nvm Dubai is a Shithole anyway..
YOU kept breaking into the Filipino woman house who trolled the video you posted down Keek social video sharing platform knowing she can't afford electricity bill, switched on almost all of her appliances many times when she is away. Such an evil person you are Yandy Liang. Just accept it remain in Australia crying about being used as a Prostitute for adult Jews since you were 10 years old. At least you got money by your abductors sponsored by Sharjah Ruler.
YOU are the expensive scandal of UAE royal families, in conjunction with the
The LizardsBritish royal family.
YOU did so many evil things to me, killed people I know, killed relatives, killed friends, killed people who support me, killed mayets, destroyed my properties, stolen my bike, pissed in RMIT Mosque spray painting my name on the wall, ripped me off, pissed on my bed, pissed on my carpets 4 times, supported Jerry Zaver, forced RMIT University to make me fail almost all subjects, made PJR do the act of me stabbing him, made PJR bully me in lectures, made Katrina Neville bully me in lectures, tipped my bike, deflated my bike rear tire, bugged my food, bugged my water, tried to bug my PC (exit Windows Debugging Mode next time), etc... . But I remain happy and positive, because In lulz I trust.
YOU are a person that is sinking into the ocean with Akulas awaiting to take a bite, but the urine body odour of yours will make them vomit themselves inverting their bodies from inside to outside.
YOU broke into Al-Ain military training centre 2 food preparation storage room, did some riot damage and ate a bit of the food. The thing is, what I really mean, workers thought a mouse came and did some damage, which is correct.
YOU forced American General to drop a nuclear bomb on Japan. Because you wanted Alluka so bad. But you don't have Alluka just go back to, nvm, you are no longer younger than 16. Useless.
YOU forced Dubai Ruler to fabricate the false flag crime of Eid Boy. Dunno what use you got from stir frying the public for few days until they found out that their ruler is an illuminati person doing what an abducted Zionist child Prostitute by Sharjah Ruler placed in fake Aussie family to piss off the capital ruling family really want based on her mentally ill mind.
YOU downloaded all pictures of me down sdpics.com. If you really like me send me a txt I will ignore it.
YOU forced Dubai Ruler to fabricate evidence and reports about the Assassination that happened. While all of your Mossad cult members flew back to Melbourne continuing their everyday normal lives. But what the hell? Ken of VicWreckers got rekt, Katrina Neville will be a test object of sex toys, Sultan Abdullah Alyamahi is nothing and you caused the death of Jessica Nicole "this doesn't change the fate of others".
YOU made Etisalat create a new sale management system which removed about 7000 jobs, many people lives have been degraded thanks to you. But we at Anonymous are watching you, so we easily downed that system for 10 days straight. Eventually Etisalat had to summon them back to their jobs. Which is win.
YOU were told by Akadawa or Satan or The AntiChrist or Mohammed Bin Sultan Alqassimi or Juhyman that he worked on giving Aussies a secret ShitShow that he brain washed them with. "Aussies are stupid when it comes to shows that tell them how to think and any way they are stupid and moved by strings, they like to listen to good background music" said your pimp.
YOU don't know that anyone who tries to thwart another's love shall be sent to hell by the hooves of Fuunsaiki, but good news that is not happening. You will end up being my Prostitute that I call by phone to come to my room for Quickie(not to be confused with your childhood's Ebola).
YOU recruited "Yunis bin Hamdan Almaktoom" who was molested at 1 years old by Akadawa due to his parents refusing to join the cult, while his mother was crying as they didn't have other option -they die if they say no- (hell I would refuse), you being the nasty Yandy Liang person you are, tried to blame it on moot so that you use Yunis to bully him. He is fat and I can see the sorrow created by your pimp in his eyes anyway. You officially are the female AntiChrist.
YOU sent a guy in black Mercedes-Benz E-class late at night to crash into me. Didn't you shout at him for stopping? I wonder why he stopped. Maybe he became humane for a second.
YOU came to my home at night, with a wrench that your pimp gave you to over-turn my bike's drain bolt in order to crack the sump. But I fixed it within 23 hours! But why you were thinking "I gotta do it, for Casey!. moot shall not go to the track.. oh It's so hard to move I don't wanna use my energy". Once you cracked it open you were happy, left with your average evil abused child smile. Yandy you are way past repair in terms of mental-illness.
YOU think being poor is funny.
YOU stalked me at midnight while I was jogging down Metropolitan Ring Road Path, Bundoora. From Darebin Creek all the way to first left entry. I was aware of your presence. What was worse how your urine odour travelled further to me even though I was doing a 700m sprint.
YOU made Dubai Ruler give you FlyDubai. Which is unneeded failure %40 annual budget gross-loss airliner that always blow up before landing in airports.
YOU killed couple of kids in amusement game down The Global Village, turns out your targets (my nieces) were the next to play to ride. Fail.
YOU made a Japanese voice actor try to make you King of Hearts because he shared the name of Master Asia. When will you understand that you can only be the abducted Zionist Child Prostitute of Australia?
YOU fake a laugh. Never laughed. Emotionless due to being molested by most MotoGP riders, Formula1 drivers & UAE rulers since being hosted by Australia.
YOU with Ibrahim Ali Qadeeb Alzaabi tried to drift opposite my house, which ended up with failure as he can't catch a bouncing rear. I still laugh at the Lexus crashing from the passenger side to the rear of that Honda civic. What was funnier is your face wearing a black tent.
YOU made Dubai Ruler's son (Hamdan) get high from drugs, took his picture then made it public by using your cult members blogs. Which didn't hit the Media at all. For some reason he made the hand gesture (3 fingers) which means we are all Sarah. But that changed when he figured out %10 of nasty things you did, changed his daughter's name to Sarah. I don't really care he is the 5th grader energy delivery vehicle that his father along with Sharjah Ruler used to send energy to Mohammed Bin Sultan Alqassimi as it was the only way. But that backfired because whenever Satan do something wrong, am there to stop him.
YOU killed my brother because he looked exactly like me in terms of eyes and beard. No words can explain how evil and nasty person you are Yandy Liang.
YOU ruined way too many movies by thinking your opinion and ideas matter, what's worse than watching a movie directed/mentored by an abused child abducted by Sharjah Ruler?
YOU have a number, exact similar to your pimp which is 666. However, my number is 111. Which you refuse to acknowledge that am Adam, feeling jealous?
YOU felt ultra angry when you listened to Adele's song, because she is better than whores of Satan who sing your music like Rihanna, Taylor Swift & Lady Gaga. You even suggested killing her. Isn't it enough you, Yandy Liang, killed a talented sweet person the successor of X-factor in her concert for the same reason?
YOU poured oil for me so that I crash down intersection (Plenty rd, Betula Avenue) during wet night, I was spamming "shit shit shit" while fighting that tankslapper. But your cult members (that will be visited by Bahamut soon) were amazed by my exceptional talent to control the bike which was priceless to hear and a win at the same time.
YOU used to play Poker with other people that were told to let you win without you being aware. Forcing that Poker face was useless as it was visible that you were angry.
YOU were made in a tube. Held by Sharjah Ruler as he is Sheikh and no one can say no to him. But that's changing.
YOU don't know that we are aware of Australian army instructors telling recruits to be comfortable, as they need the army so that people won't notice. Oh we got the spy tape of the instructor saying "cuz we got nukes but we don't advertise it" while cracking a laugh, that's why I need to reduce it to steam, for the sake of humanity trusting the future to the next generation. That's what Burning Gundam is for.
YOU sell a useless spores cloggers chemically based %40 petroleum based face scrub called La Fresh. But what is worse how you made Sharjah Ruler to force all barbershops to use that useless product as Australians get the good product while locally we get the useless no scrub materials product.
YOU tried to advertise/talk about what am going to write here, relax Yandy Liang you can't do that when all of your nasty things "spy tapes" comes out to the light. You will be an exhibition in the Museum for the world to look, open their mouth, shake their heads, say why did she do that then move along. Just like how you showed up in Dubai Museum when I was in 12th grade with a yellow knife but Alluka froze you.
YOU sucked Mousa Ibrahim Mousa (Rukawa Kaeeda) dick in year 2012.
YOU destroyed Sharjah by giving the idiot ideas for roads and tunnels, it will be easier for my commandos to hide under those tunnels and inside half apartments under the coat of civilians.
YOU fapped to the scene of 50 kids in my bus during the 5th grade beating up son of Sharjah prince (Ahmad) due to the Mossad attempt to kill me. It was funny how we raped him, filled up his butt with sperm.
YOU claim to know the future, but lulz always troll you and change it. Did you know you are reading the future that he made available for people like you? am the only person allowed to know it, and I leik it!.
YOU destroyed my hair, poured Acid in my shampoo. But why make Youtube spam me with ads that show hair tattoo clinic? didn't Ken of VicWreckers say that the needles will be infected so that I die?
YOU lied to many Aussies that they will live forever by supporting you (allowing them to use Blue Water diamond). While thinking "You idiots thinking that we will give that to you".
YOU told Zoe Quinn that no need for piercing her boobs, but only her lips because that is hot and very satanic. Remember comforting her when my Personal Army raided her non-stop? you said in your mind "hah I don't care about you, you made me a video game and now I don't need you, you are useless to me and I got better people".
YOU were brought to PJ Radcliffe(of RMIT University) down his office by your pimp at 12 years old. He was told to close his eyes while you did Ebola by kissing him professionally, he opened his eyes which Akadawa did not mind. PJ's impression was "Miraculous! what is this child? you taught her kissing adult men? oh such a kiss that is fully blown! she kisses like adults! I finally had a kiss with a Child it reminds me of school days.. wait! I never have kissed a girl in my school, how come? you taught her all of that? if people know this will ruin my reputation among everyone. I don't care about this institution its dying since we used it as sex slavery students trade to pass home". My impression overall is that is very nasty. Just mentioning "PJ" by Gargoyle made him vomit brown substance.
YOU do not know that the Armed Forces that I left for all my dumb brothers to take control of, operate by codes that cannot be broken. The army leader can't use it as Personal Army. This is secret but my army went to Yemen (that you ruined) by the code of conduct and the message we try to deliver. Which you will not understand.
YOU said that you will never leave the sun, but for almost a year, been stalking me like a crazy bitch.
YOU feel jealous because I was the first to explore North Korea (Geum-Oh) areas. Wanna feel more jelly? I was the Priest that got killed by Ban-Go. My city is still awesome.
YOU did steal all my Kalonline geon when you entered my account, but that is fine. Very fine. You are a criminal and thief now.
YOU don't know during 90s I sent my Army to raid Sharjah Ruler's palace. He was pissing himself bailing through the underground tunnel to the port. Lucky for him the British Royal Family along with the congress came with nukes threat. But that won't happen again because we got things that will make them prostrate to us.
YOU think I don't have footage of many idiots standing in lines to enter T-Rex garage to troll and spit a sedated-abducted-eyes-shut-naked-guy as form of bullying, your ideas lack innovation.
YOU said "I want it" when you saw my New Nautilus. Oh come on! you got the Space Battleship: Ebola.
YOU don't know that all (most) illuminati initiates you placed for me in the National Service camp will be killed in a nasty way while their clones are already ready within 1-2 years. And you will witness that.
YOU act sad, why so sad? you are the one abducted by Sharjah Ruler and placed in specific specially designed to manipulate yourself and others circumstances to move yourself. Understand this, you will end up being my bitch.
YOU need to get used to doing 40 push ups (perfect, all the way down, straight back, no knees down, no butt up) followed by standing up quickly with your hands up doing Titanic style. Multiple times. Each time you whine I add increment. If not then electrical charge will be added to your battery. Your choice, bitch.
YOU tried to push yourself to the max training push-ups in Sharjah Ruler's palace. No that's not how you train yourself, not in a comfortable expensive premium mansion. In hot blazing burning desert weather.
YOU annoyed me while studying in order to acquire certification of being Engineer. A person can't dream can he? isn't it enough that Casey Stoner stole my talent and my dreams, lived a fake dream based on others blisses? You are Jew anyway, anything is justified by unjustified means.
YOU are the face of fail.
YOU think I care about the military laws? last time NWO tried to rape me by jailing me through using the stupid people that are running this country I had to enjoy socialising with people safely, then ordered my squads to hijack a plane.
YOU still don't know that I targeted Fly-Dubai to prove a point (I can and I will). But that's for later. I will enjoy looking at each of you selling each other in trade for safety and life.
YOU know this is how you collapse the Pyramid.
YOU don't know that The Round Table does not exist anymore, they were rekt, I still laugh at Sarah Palin holding that picture saying she can't jump or some fags saying they can't do magik. This is a bit of what we can do. WE ARE ANONYMOUS!
YOU need to remember the despair and feeling weak during Kangaroo-Battle. Where you fags did show your true colours until it all backfired when the Kangaroo turned out to be the thing you all threw for me to crash into.
YOU I didn't ask you to do all of these nasty evil things to me and others, better accept the fact, you are not above the law. Better been respecting the law and having common sense. Unless you acknowledge that you are ruined by Australia For The Million Time. If they support you that's good, I didn't empty my anger since many years. Not in a mobile suit though.
YOU don't know that we will use Alluka to turn any stimulant (Alcohol, drugs, etc...) into Caffeine. So that people be alert and know why this is happening to them. So people should save their money instead of bulking Alcohol. No enjoyment during the Air-Show.
YOU think you can get away with causing death of 20 million, displacement of 40 million, etc..? oh no you are not!
YOU must know that recent (not the grenade) seize of Sharjah Ruler's palace was just a military show, to show how my No-Identity soldiers do roll. And they do it very well!
YOU must know it happened down MBZ palace too, I don't care about him anyway. Specially when he sat with Crown-Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia explaining to him in a creepy way how "we made him a fag". Oh hell I don't go to hotels forcing a Cisginder to open his mouth then shove.. nvm that's nasty anyway.
YOU will receive an award from Genesis award for being the biggest douche in the universe, last person got it was Akadawa for orchestrating all of this crap since the 70s. Damn even South Park trolled him for that (I was present in the ceremony).
YOU mean nothing to me. But an object yes.
YOU don't know that I am more than ready to assume my position being Field Marshal (you get it once you are leading over 250 grand forces army). For accurate numbers multiply that number to the left by 10. It means you along with your cult are fucked before it even starting.
YOU are the reason Canada suffered from lulz wrath fire, those school kids should have minded their own business instead of doing magik to a guy sleeping in his apartment, or at least telling him that is a dream.
YOU piss yourself each time you think of judgment day, I would if I were you, being hanged from hair.. that is just nasty way to spend the rest of your epic life.
YOU must suicide, this is genuine good advice. What is going to happen to you "and what you will witness" will be very damaging. It will change the chemical balance of your brain (Similar to Sharjah Ruler showing a kid the difference between black, white, tall and short Vagina when that kid was around 4-5 years old).
YOU don't know that I got vision of the future, imagine Dubai, Sharjah rulers along with MBZ siting in a room looking hotter than you (this doesn't mean that you are hot, you look like a guy) discussing why all of them except Sultan lost their virginity.
YOU think that you are safe, then prepare for #Op_scare_satan_whore tonight. The exhibition of state of the art futuristic weapons will occur. Not the one you witnessed yesterday and you cried to Sultan "this is all because of me... he is really a terorest". What? aren't you the terrorest? terrorist or terorest? just fuck off to Australia they are carrying you and your pimp mistakes, proudly.
YOU stole my work composing this song, added few un-needed stuff. It was in my mind witnessing the crap you did with that poor Chocolatier by cloning a guy to my look to be loving him, that faggot from Perth with the glasses saying "ooowwh it tastes so sweet.. thank you I luuuawve yew Max". All of that fooling and deceiving to an honest guy so that you eat/taste a sweet chocolate that remind you of Casey Stoner's sugary melted spit when you were a Child? what is worse how you stole my piece of music and what was funnier how Japan ignored the show you directed, what was funnier how your pimp/Akadawa removed few things from scenes areas that point to your cult hoping no one will know the show is made by murderers and Child Lovers travelling to Sharjah Ruler's palace to molest Child Prostitutes. Watch this piece of real Art, that resembles me in reality, but please don't send Mossad agents again to molest these innocent Children, Cunt. p.s: But remember, and this will make you un-comfortable, "oh that's him.. he came here.. good Max is inside he won't notice him.. that face.. always grumpy.. cover your face he should not see you! now make him forget!". Congrats you are monitored, too bad you didn't expect us.
YOU think I care about HIV and other diseases you tried to infect me with? when will you understand that I got natural immunity, Alluka and God himself looking after me? when will you understand that I always win, I beat evil, I beat Satan, I beat his cult & I will Hitler style many of you. Not to mention you being my Personal Zika (Zika means you coming to my bedroom to please me sexually, doing what you are best at, given that you are older than 18, just in case you try to brain wash white people saying Zika means Child Prostitution or whatever your cult does and white people ignore because of whatever).
YOU don't know that am not interested in getting married, if I liked a girl and was checking her Facebook a lot got raped by a Mossad agent you sent, I would prefer tapping Prostitutes until I die. Life is still good, compared to your life being taught kissing and sexing with adult Jews since you were 10 years old. This is the most disgusting wasteful feeling in the world that you got inside. No drugs nor therapy can remove or help with that. Must kill yourself, Yaaawndy.
YOU made Manuel Calvo steal my bike by trick, force & bodily harm threats. All of that for Casey Stoner? should I release the tape of you asking him to come to your farming house because you liked him? how about when you were on top of him and started licking his face and he said why followed by you answering "this is love"... ended up with grand finale of you asking him to leave "we are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend". Seriously what is wrong with you?
YOU feel jealous from me being amazing electric guitar player and music producer. Even a Chinese famous musician sang my music that is talking about me!
YOU sent a short blonde guy and a woman, after stealing/taking an Illuminati Police officers uniform to bully me in front of my house door. Don't wanna talk about what the radio operator said after the guy faked a transmission. But I still think that Victoria Police are useless lazy pieces of shit due to their crimes against me using their authority instead of serving and protecting people. Not to mention covering up the Assassination of Bridget & Alexander down Swanston ST. They should mark my words very well, I will never forgive them. They will never be forgiven.
YOU think that Xing body is too wide, and tubby. In other words -just like Gabe Newell- Bum Bum Fatty Chum Chum.
YOU think that you will go to war? you can't even fire a glock9 then how about a rifle or a machine gun?
YOU made a useless Need For Speed game recently. With deliberately made glitch to go fast. I made some awesome games like Underground 1, which set the standard for street racing.
YOU don't know that Gundam Wing is only made so that you be the character (Mariemaia) in the movie.
YOU and your cult members have access to CP website that you made, which does allow only specific IP addresses to connect through the usage of iptables. As far as AIA reported, many materials are made in HD.
YOU stole Life Is Strange story from me while writing it. That is fine the game is failure anyway.
YOU made a kids show called Live Safari, where kids play Safari games to become winners. Thanks to you, Sharjah Ruler staffer called Alnubi offered a white boy (season 1) to win the show because "he likes winning and being number 1 and he is hard working talented kid" in trade to having sex with him. Things developed as Alnubi did that to almost everyone except 2. In the final episode when winner was decided, shit hit the fan as when the winner was announced a kid started crying saying Alnubi lied to him. Things developed into everyone telling the story that they were promised to win in trade to "he put something like his finger inside me, it wasn't his finger but felt and looked like a finger". I mean seriously why everything related to Molestation and Rape has something to do with either Illuminatis or Sharjah Ruler?
YOU forgot about standing on Schumacher's knees and anchoring yourself by your hands on his shoulder? how about Lewis Hamilton? did you forget how shy he was after that kissing sound?
YOU got kicked out from Harry Potter's school, it was so epic how you were screaming and yelling while being pushed with the door being slammed so hard to your butt.
YOU killed the woman a guy loved, just because he refused to join your cult.
YOU send Mossad agents to rape women based on your own decision? who are you? Queen of Australia? aah the Whore queen of Australia that is expert in kissing adult Jews since she was 10 years old. I get it Yandy.
YOU didn't possess yourself with a devil so that you operate manual transmission car did you? Just like that wannabe MotoGP rider in order to be able to drift.
YOU after getting tired from fapping with Sharpies, tried to use a Mushroom which made you go hard. But that backfired because the Mushroom got inverted and it was stuck inside (whoever made Mushrooms is genius for this certified trolling), what was more epic how Akadawa came to the rescue and suggested he suck it out.
YOU have an ex called Casey, that sent Cameron Gillies to place a fish line between 2 poles while am riding a bike promised payment of 150 grand mayte!
YOU released spiders "black widow" in Khor-Fakkan and Kalba towns because you want to kill all Sandniggers. Please do some research about the environment. But Karma did sting "Australian Border Patrol" officials who allowed you to go out of Australia in a plane with poisonous spiders.
YOU are not a citizen of the world.
YOU have a nickname which is Bitch.
YOU were present with Gargoyle in Red Noah, you could be the reason he failed. But did you offer him a Child kiss and he threw up after calling names like "Casey Stoner, Lewis Hamilton, Sharjah Ruler, Dubai Ruler, Nicky Hayden, etc....?".
YOU after kissing Dubai ruler, made him along with your cult members work on making my Emirates flight heading to Melbourne take a route that is calculated to crash into incoming flight head on. But sadly it was fail. I wasn't in fear when the Pilot said "Vector 1" but it was interesting seeing how far would Dubai Ruler go in terms of sacrificing his own AirLiner. Yet your true colours showed up, along with Ebola that you tried so hard to hide.
YOU stole the poor, needy & orphans money from my local Central Bank and gave it out to Aussies. Did you notice the 100 Dhs notes? we were aware. FYI CB has no notes, but you thought of no much money because we are poor, which is fine, just fine, that is how Satan/Akadawa/AntiChrist corrupt abducted Child Prostitutes.
YOU can only induce pain&suffer (magik) which is the asshole pain to me, which is fine. Just fine, am used on pain and suffering for the past 35 years.
YOU were rekt when I used my magik stick (smoking pipe) and induced pain and suffering, your screams inside that apartment above the barbershop opposite the Netcafe I used to camp in. Stalker Yandy Liang is, right?
YOU are already prepared with illuminati initiates living and camping in University of Michigan, just because I said I will study there? why study anyway? so that the crap of RMIT University reoccur again?
YOU made Nelly Fucktado sing a song called "Try", to make Akadawa force you to do less Ebola with adult white men when you were 14 years old.
YOU are jelly from my amazing (through history) football club called Al-Wahda? why got to the point of making the Cisginder brother of mine (illumi) ruin it? that's fine I got many other clubs. What is your club anyway? Sharjah the fail club?
YOU one day were with Akadawa thinking of me being the winner, always. You looked at him and said "He is Adam, you are Satan, and he always win I get it.. and I like you. Even though you did teach me bad things when I was 7 years old and controlled him by possessing him. But I hate him, you thinking am the only daughter of Zayed (AbuDhabi ruler that Dubai ruler killed because he is against NWO and Israel) that you like? ok let's have sex! in his favorite place where he kicked your ass 1vs1 with no cheating!.. oh.. am having sex siting on my back with the person I called Dad, its so painful his dick is wide but its not long". bonus: the Martial Arts room in the Matrix. Even though I never liked/remembered it.
YOU don't know that during me serving in National Service that you made Dubai Ruler create so that I die there (fail didn't happen) my Personal Army will raid UAE, locate me, and start operation "Rape the Jews to death". So that we cleanse the world from the evilness that occurred due to dumb people following Satan so that they enter hell for symbolic stuff that do not worth anything.
YOU don't know the happiness I get when I think of surviving over 1000 attempted assassinations. Nothing can describe that.
YOU are mind-controlled by a Devil Satan sent which explains the actions you do/did, while your stupidity explains how you accept the actions you did. Happy?
YOU experimented french kissing with Taylor Swift. So the spit of Dubai Ruler, Sharjah Ruler, MotoGP riders & Formula 1 drivers got mixed with 5 guys and 1 dead junky. Some say it created a byproduct of spit that melted earth layers down to the core which messed up the electromagnetic field of earth switching poles locations until I had to fix that.
YOU tried drifting in Mini Cooper, which ended up within 1 second as the rear left tire lifting crashing the car flipping it OVER 9000 TIMES.
YOU when your friends realised that they were used as Personal Army without their consent, they started ignoring you. This activated operation "make a song about friends leaving you so that they call/txt you". brb toilet.
YOU are sore loser, the way you act like you don't care is just for show, for show to SHOW that you are strong. Such good acting I clap my hands together. From inside you are crying for things getting to this far as you hoped I would have been killed by you. But you failed around 1025 times.
YOU are the reason Akadawa/AntiChrist was told on for raping daughter of Dubai Ruler (who killed later to avoid scandals) and his son Hamdan turning gay as Mohammed-Alqassimi had to brainwash him to accept dicks in his butt back in 5th grade.
YOU were jealous that I can load gun magazines quickly with one hand, you got to the point where you were trying to be Gangster not having any gun around you filling those Mags with bullets then removing them then repeat, only when there are people around you to show off or whatever sick weird mentally ill feeling reason you got that is unexplainable. Until stupid Yandy one day, didn't realise you can load and unload only 2 times, where the rear of that bullet was tucked and the fuse of that bullet went off burning her. Epic fail gotta say. Stay away from guns they are holy.
YOU have unjustified reckless actions that the public opinion is switched by a simple payment of AUD 3,000.
YOU must kill yourself. Do it for
YOU felt offended from China page even though it is honest and you are not Chinese or even speaking Chinese. Hell, my Chinese is perfect compared to your few words to remember dictionary. Hell, you use Google translator to get things right.
YOU think am done but am not, each day is a holiday. Each day there are more Leaks to come out to the light. And this is without video tapes or pictures.
So do us a favor, Kill yourself. Your death will reduce the world population, make it a better place, reduce the cost of real estate, and possibly end world hunger.
Did You Know that:
YOU don't know the girl you're secretly in love with, that works in MacDonalds at the weekends, refers to you as a 'greasy cunt' with the people she works with?
YOU sing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" instead of the correct "Are we human, or are we denser?"
YOU can't handle Cubic Time, Cubic Life or Cubic Truth - for inside of Time Cube equates the most magnificent symmetry of opposites existing within the universe - for every corner has an equal opposite corner, every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2 corners, every tri-corner has an equal opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has an equal opposite 4 corners?
YOU are dependent on other people to make you feel good?
YOU don't have a job?
YOU have Diabeetus and may qualify for a free meter from Liberty Medical?
YOU wear Silk Screen Goku Shirts?
YOU sit at home, wishing they would call?
YOU are so fat your gravitational pull will soon mess up the Earth?
YOU are a festering shit stain on evolutions cycle?
YOU collect plastic crap?
YOU screw on the side of the road Oh right, You never have and never will be screwed you cunt.
YOU are best represented in this game?
YOU would be killing brain cells if you had any?
YOU are the reason why we can't have nice things?
YOU ALSO missed out on your sister's wedding to play Runescape?
YOU Photoshop yourself to look good on Facebook?
YOU can't do it? And if you are, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
YOU like being wrong and YOU enjoy being corrected? But YOU never learn any thing.
YOU think you have a life but you don't live?
YOU spend most of your day on ED and SL because you don't have a first life?
YOU feed on Internet binary code? - how ever the fuck that works...
YOU are the most in the closet FAG ever?
YOU Fail because your evil will be your undoing?
YOU are an internet tough guy?
YOU are an ass pirate?
YOU fuck your whole family cause YOU gotta keep teh inbreeding going?
YOU are bulimic, but your ugly face can't be fixed?
YOU hate Furries so much that YOU have accounts on several of their websites?
YOU masturbate to furry porn?
are so dumb you can't even add 1+1 you don't know what + is, but you still use it to make emoticons?
YOU hate furry art so much that YOU look at every new furry vid on Jewtube and watch every anthropomorphic second of it?
YOU can NOT stop the Furries from yiffing no matter how much you try no matter how much you want to?
YOU can NOT stop zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is?
YOU can NOT stop looking at your mom's saggy tits or your dad's limp dick?
YOU have bestiality autism? (YOU see dog cock and dog sex every where you go)
YOU have erectile dysfunction and educational disorder?
YOU lost the game before it started?
YOU are worse than TheAmazingAtheist?
YOU ARE the cancer that has killed /b/?
YOU started going to ED when you were 13?
YOU don't have ANY of the signs of maturity (a large scar somewhere on your body, have had or need knee surgery, and a hairy mole)?
YOU like it in the ass?
YOU are addicted to sniffing paint and huffing Gas?
YOU think that you don't take the internet seriously but you do?
YOU only get sex when YOU put on your 2 tone power space armor?
YOU can dish it out but YOU can't take it?
YOU will NEVER get IT?
YOU are a failed abortion?
YOU were not born, but hatched in a petri dish during an 8th grade science class? You were then thrown out at the end of 7th period and were found fermenting in a gutter in New Jersey. Those morbidly obese smelly sacks of flesh you call your parents found you and decided to keep you as a pet and got you everything their welfare money can afford, which is why you're reading this rather long wall of text.
YOU probably contributed to this very article, pretending it doesn't apply to YOUrself?
YOUR only reason for visiting this site is so that YOU don't sound like the newfag that YOU are?
YOU actually think this article is about YOU and not the long, retarded parody that it is?
YOU love getting banned by other sites because it's so fulfilling and worth 5 cents?
YOU smoke Mudkips way too much?
YOU gonna get raped?
YOU are special? Don't let anyone else make you think otherwise...
YOU feel better about yourself from reading the sentence above even though you know it isn't true?
YOU should kill yourself?
YOU will screw that up too. AGAIN.
YOU think that this article is talking to anyone who reads this in general but really it is directly talking to you?
YOU where conceived when your father was drunk and masturbated into a mud puddle, then paid your crackwhore mother to wrestle a badger naked in that puddle for a 3 cigarettes. She then passed out and was struck by lightning, energizing the badger shit/Sean Hannity Semen/Dead Crackwhore soup, creating thousands of new species of germs. After a week of rotting under the sun, this soup rectally was consumed by a homeless schizophrenic meth addict beaner, where you coagulated into a shit fetus within his intestines for 2 days before you where shat out behind an bar in Oklahoma. Only the Devils admiration of such a disturbing and twisted being kept you alive long enough before a pack of niggers took mercy on you and raised you on a diet of their own shit and pig blood, because they didn't care about you because your so god damn ugly, stupid and worthless. Just fucking kill yourself. Get the fuck out of here. You will never know love, joy, laughter or the touch of the opposite sex. God weeps at the fact of your existence, for only he knows how truly pointless it is, and how useless you are. The end. Bitch.
YOU are a steaming pile of shit that should be hung for being such an asshole.
YOU are a wonderful person.
YOU make all men vomit.
YOU are a MotoGP Prostitute.
YOU had the first kiss with Casey Stoner.
YOU are a retail item.
YOU still believe that kissing and sex with strangers is an act of help.
YOU are hated by most of your friends.
YOU are surrounded by idiots who just want illuminati rank upgrade.
YOU are Tramadol addict.
YOU are a slut who cannot accept that you are nothing but a waste of human resources.
YOU are the biggest scandal that Australia will suffer for 1700 years to come until judgment day. All Aussies will be looked at as some sort of people that would abduct Children from overseas and enrol them in Aussie families then be used as Zionist Child Prostitutes.
YOU must kill yourself so that earth could smell like Blossoms again.
YOU are the reason that Australia will be nuked and all Aussie be hunted and killed after they hide behind trees while trees would be shouting to pissed off angry Muslims "Aye Muslim.. this is Jew.. please do justice!".
YOU destroyed many people lives by thinking you are important, but, in fact, you are less important than a Prostitute with Herpes.
YOU mastrubated by sharpies after your pimp, or Akadawa recommended using them down your bedroom when you were 14. But how did he know you were fingering yourself? huh? because Jews watch video stream of your bedroom and touch themselves for sexual gratification. Haha!
YOU recently, went to your original parents home, where they ignored you and you left home after initiating false claims. That's right, they know you were used as a Child Prostitute sponsored by Sharjah Ruler for his Jew friends since you were 9 years old.
YOU sent Scud a missile to UAE soldiers in Yemen, you murderer!
YOU are exposed, there is nothing you can do other than being my Prostitute.
YOU are a niggerfaggot,and therefore you're unstable.
You and web 2.0
We realize that many of you are just "the typical middle-class fuck". Blogging, vlogging, podcasting, writing, editing, coding, drawing, tagging - all under the hope that your self-indulgent jizz-stain of work will be plastered on the front page of Time, or if not that, some shitty Web 2.0 site. You're wrong, you are nobody, and you will never be what you dream. TL;DR nobody cares.
If YOU Are...
ALRIGHT, I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT; SO I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, ONE BY ONE! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR PC SCREENS WITH SHIT-EATING GRINS ON YOUR GOD-UGLY FACES WHILE THINKING "WELL, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOTS!
If you are a cracker, then chances are you're a meth-head. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit weed yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. You prolly ain't got a job, but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Family Dollar. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the greatest sport ever. You can't get on welfare 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You fuck your cousins on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.
If you are a nigger, you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is so fucking black that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that KFC and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that all niggers love fried chicken. You most certainly have about ten kids with different baby mamas or daddies because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use crack, worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice.
If you are a chink… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody really gives a shit about, other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your goofy eyes. All you do is eat cats, worship your obese Buddha and cause traffic accidents.
If you are a spic Then you are a minority who would get treated like a nigger as if he was in Finland. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the Jewfags who tell you that you are living the American Dream we are all still paying you a lot less really, the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into fat-fucks. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the stupid, useless jobs nobody, not even the Britfag Pollacks wanna do, and that's just the way it is.
If you are NATIVE AMERICAN, see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to Alcoholism and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface.
If you are a Kike, then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over America, scumbag. You are a hypochondriac Nerd with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly inbred (Ashkenazim).
If you are an Arab, then you are an evil hairy ugly inbred ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty Islamic religion which even Britfags are now doing, screw you Pakis.
If you are an Indian, then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support.
If you are a Turk, you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what Spics are doing to the United States, Pakis are doing to England and what Algerians are doing to France though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to act like it you are failing miserably. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals.
If you are in high school, then you will always be the Loner.
If you are a Loner...
If you are Kraut then you suck ass and only bully France because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by Greece regularly too and get Mexico'ed by Turkey.
If you are American, you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or who the Prime Minister of Canada is. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at.
If you are a Britfag you are a filthy rotten little chav or Essex girl who talks like a Down's Syndrome child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more shitty bling on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Government, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU.
If you are a millenial, both your parents had to work full time jobs when you were a kid since boomers had royally fucked the economy, which means that your mom never had any time to spend with you, so she put you in kindergarden where you developed abandonment issues and evolved psychologically into becoming an entitled cunt since attendants only ever paid attention to you if you screamed loudly, meaning that in your mind, you will get everything you want if only you are vocal enough about it. In school, you were force fed propaganda which made you ashamed of being born, which is why you are a total bitch who couldn't beat an anorexic indian in a fight. you entertained yourself through media consumption, meaning your mind is dull and can not thrive anywhere without internets and vidya. Because jews own the real estate market, you will certainly never own land, the best you can hope for is a dirty 3 room apartment in a loud city that is full of niggers. Because of how easy online dating has made it to get secks, you will never start a family, there simply aren't any women over the age of 30 who are interested in a serious relationship because they would rather pursue their dreams of becoming an artist, athlete and/or pornstar, even if you had kids (unlikely), they would grow up between parents because your wife would leave you thanks to feminists telling her she doesn't have any use for you. There is no way to escape it, you will die alone, childless, on land you don't own, and your corpse will sit until the landlord gets pissed because you aren't paying rent.
- Learning how not to shit your pants.
- Remaining a virgin
until you're 25. forever.
- Not having any work history whatsoever and never finding a legitimate career.
- Being an absolute faggot.
- Masturbating 3x in a row.
- Successfully attempting Autofellatio (If you're skinny)
- Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.
- Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.
- Scoring a part-time job with a shitty position at McDonald's/KFC/WalMart while working 10 hours a week.
- Making people want to kill themselves.
- Disappointing your parents, and making them kill themselves.
- Making a web comic that looks like a 5 year old wiped his ass with ms paint.
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!
YOU will soon die, horribly of course.
When YOU pass away, the world will become a much happier place.
YOU will be forgotten for eternity.
YOU will have people pissing on your grave.
At the second YOU die, sadness and pain in the world will end.
YOU will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.
YOU will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you.
YOU can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start YOUR brain.
YOU will never breed.
YOU can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as an hero.
YOU will be shot.
YOU were invited to Lulzcon! This is the single most importantly lulzy experience of YOUR life. But if YOU'RE reading this now, YOU probably failed to get there. Fucking loser. YOU suck ass and YOU secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while YOU masturbate in the shower.
YOUR penis is a stub. YOU can help by tugging on it.
YOUR childern will not be as ugly as you, since you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny penis of yours. This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you.
Luckily there is hope.
Granted you will most likely fail even at this.
Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on YOU. YOUR only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the Marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, YOU are the world's biggest vagina.
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