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This article may cause you to facepalm, because This article is about inbred trolls. Feel free to tell Molly India is in Asia.
Molly, along with Rachel and Saraa have become arguably the most prominent Youtube trolls of the past eight months. They have generated more overall butthurt and intolerance than an entire Klan Rally full of hemorrhoid sufferers. This article documents the rise and fall of Molly's epic troll group.
Converting an Indian to Christianity - don't let the devil win
YouLoveMolly's story is a sad, disgusting one. It all started way back in 2009 when Molly invited her two friends Rachel (a regular one) and Saraa (an Indian prostitute) over to discuss why Indian people are hellbound scumbags according to Gawd.
Of course, the conversation went nowhere. Molly and Rachel ended up sounding like stubborn, delusional cultists. Then they polluted the internuts with a painful 9 minute 36 second lulz-fest that humiliated Molly, her two friends, and every other life form on the Prime Material Plane.
Me Lip Synching to "The Climb"
Showing off some of the BEST JOKES EVER
After that, Molly and Rachel (a regular one) described in vivid detail their shared butthurt over the comments posted on the last two videos. Then they tell unfunny and strange knock-knock jokes which only adds to the already large amount of (anti-)lulz.
Going Green with God
In this video Molly, along with Rachel and Saraa attempted to go "green" by wearing green shirts, making necklaces out of soda cans (which they then proceed to empty out; this would beg the question: why not just drink the soda?), and plant seeds.
Saraa goes to church
Somehow Molly finally managed to get Sarah to Blaspheme against Ganesha by bowing down to The God of Abraham. It most likely was not even Sunday because the place was completely abandoned (as any truly worthwhile church should be). So, for about seven minutes Molly basically just walks Rachel and Saraa around an empty worship center.
Debating with A British Guy
In Molly's final official Youtube vid, she mass "debates" over Skype with Sum Smug Limey Fuck (who sounds suspiciously like SomeGreyBloke) who has all this Education and Shit. BG managed to pwn Molly without her even realizing it. She insisted with great delusion that she "held her ground nicely" by numbly repeating tired talking points for ten minutes, clumsily avoiding the Limey's questions and not learning a damned thing.
While most people probably realized that Molly's videos were satire parodying the religious ultra-right, a few select retards with video cameras decided to publish their sincere reactions to YouLoveMolly's vids. These videos prove that Molly was indeed a successful troll, and that at least 100% of Youtubers are too dumb to realize that.
Well Put, Baldy!
What You're Doing Is...like...Wrong
He Really Does Care
BIG LIP NIGGA WITH GLASSES TALKIN BOUT RELIGION
You Can Tell I'm An Atheist Because Of My Goatee
You're Not Being Sarcastic (sarcasm)
Finally, Someone Learns The Truth
He's Open-Minded Because He's White And Buddhist
you're fucking ugly! go be ugly somewhere else bitch
Another Understands The Truth
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My sources tell me that two more YouLoveMolly videos were uploaded to Jewtube. However, they were deleted only weeks later. Luckily, someone managed to snatch them up and re-upload the damn things. So here are the "lost" (and final) chapters of the YouLoveMolly videos.
--PZ Myers, longtime Richard Dawkins groupie.
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