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Of all the Tarlets that populate the wonderful site of Deviantart, of all the political retards, whether liberal or conservative, or libertarian, there is Zane1193 (Powerword: Zane Schelfer), delusional redneck who compares everything that he disagrees with to Nazism while acting like a Nazi himself. In Zane's world all liberals are communists, socialists, fascists, and Nazis, yet All conservatives are correct in his world. Past his political beliefs, he claims he's 30 years old and has spent almost all his time on Deviantart. He hates gays, yet defends Omegalore, which makes him a Pedophilia apologist. He also is most like a closeted faggot who is trying his best to hide his sexual impulses to fuck Jesus and Alex Jones in a big huge orgy while sucking Ron Paul's dick.
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More Kool-Aid?
Zane loves to abuse the term "more Kool-Aid?" because he thinks he's correct about everything, when in reality, he's the kool-aid drinker. He also doesn't realize that 90% of Deviantfart is made up of obese and diabetic basement dwellers, and can't drink kool-aid, either way, it's just example of his stupidity and inability to catch sarcasm and irony.
What Zane does in his free time
Zane has spent almost all his time on this shitty website, he usually likes to follow people who have different political beliefs just to debate and insult them, yet when you're critical of his political views, you're automatically a rude Nazi liberal hag. He has no social life outside of dA past posting pics of himself with his face blurred out. He also apparently cares for exotic animals in his free time. Knowing him, he probably sticks his cock up the poor animal's ass while blaming all his Liberal hag haturz.
Lolcow
Zane is a confirmed Lolcow and will aggressively respond to any comment no matter how trivial. He has responded dozens of times http://comments.deviantart.com/4/12421510/3524910929 to the comment "ok". If you do not mind being repeatedly insulted by him, repeatedly posting "ok" will result in a new insult every time.
Hypocrite
While bashing libtards for their colon rollin', sluttiness, pimping, and faggotry, he writes journals about all of his threesomes http://zane1193.deviantart.com/journal/Zane1193-s-Personal-History-Skipping-Ahead-Part-2a-464158937 with bisexuals, and while attacking fags openly defends pedophiles http://comments.deviantart.com/4/28280623/3528071416 like Omegalore.
Information for Those Insane Enough to Fall for Him
Zane is very paranoid and hides his face on every picture. He would however, show you his butt http://comments.deviantart.com/1/284720438/3543126821 so sex would be possible, however awkward unless masks are your thing. In all likelihood he wears a mask at all times when out of his basement to hide his fugly face.
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See also
- Omegalore Who he defends and white knights
- Pedophilia What he defends too
- Conservatism What he claims to be.
- Nazi What he really is.
- Faggot What he also is
- Basement Dweller
- Xiao-Feng-Fury His only friend he has
- Truthers
- Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy
- Christianity
- Tea Party
External links
Zane1193 His main account
FriendsofZane1193 His "group" made up of his 5 alt accounts
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