Zelda Online is a fan-made MMORPG filled with elves and AIDS, created by a retarded pedophile named Wayne. When Anonymous realized ZO was nothing but a shitty BYOND game programmed in Visual Basic with high potential for lulz, it was posted on Ebaum's World with the intent to raid the Zeldafags, due to the high amount of AIDS in the forest. Shortly after the raids began, the admins made a new version which had a virus embedded inside that fucked up anyone's computer who downloaded it. Unwittingly, Wayne ended up fucking over his own players instead of Anonymous, most of whom were fags from Newgrounds who now want to file legal action on Wayne. This is a perfect example of why you should never fuck with Anonymous or sacrifice your users for revenge.
Link to the Past
Sometime last Thursday, Zelda Online was proposed for a raid. It was a Habbo Hotel of sorts as characters in game were solid objects, and therefore could be used for blocking the forest. Raiders chanted "forest is closed due to elfaids! You must contribute Jewgolds for research to cure the elfaids before we can open it again!", until they in fact, received in-game money from genuine players. At that time, they continued to block the forest. After much blocking, admins started banning people. Unfortunately for them, you could just make another fucking account as many times as you wanted. All was going well until the server started failing because the game is incredibly well made. After losing all of the 2 members Zelda Online had, Wayne started to be a fag and added block features to his next update of the game despite the fact everyone already fucking left.
Sabotage in the land of Hyrule
After finding out the source of the attacks, Wayne attempted to throw off his tormentors by uploading a trojan called "AdminCP.exe" to his server then linking it in the raid thread for idiots to download. Unfortunately, Anon is not as dumb as he thinks, since the ".exe" proves its a blatant fucking lie.
He later put a virus into his own fucking game. Infecting some Anons and regular users alike making their computers unusable. Outraged, members started threatening legal action against Wayne for fucking up their computers and losing irreplaceable data.
Newgrounds member's copypasta
—Kain-Ceverus 16 year old girl in disguise.
Moving to Bel-Air
After realizing he'd fucked himself over and effectively lost ALL of his fans, Wayne edited his website claiming it as a new website for a faggy shooting game called Gunz. Little does he know that some of his former fans are looking to sue the ever loving fuck out of him for damages, and with plenty of evidence to back it up. He is pretty much screwed no matter what shitty game he attempts to make.
Because Wayne is a faggot and forced many people to reformat their computers, his docs are being made public. This is a limited time offer, so get them while you can! Don't forget to tell Wayne you LOVE losing all your data, and don't forget to call every pizza delivery service, every stripper, every funeral home, every fucking plumber in his little town and tell them to come over ASAP.
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