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Zoophilia.net is a site which documents bestiality in a professional and open-minded manner, yet strangely enough has nothing bad to say about people who fuck their dogs. What seperates it from deluded otherkin who preach their bullshit philosophy about sex with animals and those stupid enough to take photos of themselves giving Fido a handjob is that Zoophilia.net provides interesting statistics and data about the lives of animal-lovers. Presuming of course anything you read on the internet is true.
The Glaringly Obvious
- The majority of zoophiles are male (85% versus 15%)
- The majority of zoophiles started buggering animals in their 20s - presumably after realising no human will want them.
- The zoophiles favorite animals are dogs and horses. (Evidently,it's due to the animals' large dicks.)
—It's not rape if you love them. Really.
—Again under the strange impression that it's not rape if you love them.
Relationships (With Humans)
- Surprisingly the majory of zoophiles describe their childhoods as either Average, Close or Religious (lol).
- More than 50% recribed the relationships with their parents as "Good" or "Very Good".
- Only the minority (6% or less) described their childhoods as Abusive, Unloving or being stricken with Poverty.
Interesting side note - if you are stupid enough to tell your parents you've been sucking Rover's cock, you are more likely to be accepted if:
Interaction with Other Humans
- By far the majority of zoophiles who have relationships with humans are female, despite the fact women only make up 15% of all zoophiles.
- The majority of zoophiles (57% of males and 52% of females) have no social relationships whatsoever (no, FurAffinity doesn't count).
- 55% of male zoophiles and 57% of female zoophiles describe themselves as Fairly Popular despite having no social relationships with humans.
"Zoos" cannot blame their sick fetishes on the abuse they suffered as children. Similarly they manage to retain a high-level of self-esteem despite the fact nobody loves them. We can conclude therefore that their desires are not the result of depression or repressed sexuality, but stem from the fact no human wants to have sex with these egotistical cunt-rags due to their self-righteousness and the belief they should be able to do whatever the hell they want without fear of reprisals.
But of course you didn't need a website to tell you that.
Other Statistics (Collected outside Zoophilia.net)
- 95,638,231 women have intentionally engaged in bestiality.
- 255,035,283 men have intentionally engaged in bestiality.
- For the rest of you, we'll accept your plea that it was unintentional, but we have our suspicions.
These figures suggest the following:
- In a train carrying 300 people - 5 women and 12 men are experienced.
- If your company has 100 people - 3 women and 8 men have had experience.
- At the Hollywood bowl, you will find 261 experienced women, and 695 men. Actually as it's Hollywood those figures are misleading, as they fail to apply the Richard Gere multiplier. The real figures are 3,201 experienced women and all but one of the men. And you can bet the one isn't Richard.
- You'll find that women should be careful to give their lobsters an enema before engaging them in BDSM sex
Some popular animals that zoophiles enjoy having sex with include equines, gerbils, canines, poultry, squirrels, domesticated cattle, roadkill, cats, dolphins, handfuls of mealworms, kangaroos, large snakes, primates, mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, bacteria and fungi.
You Can't Judge Love!!1!!one
Undoubtedly the most depressing section of this website is entitled The potential down side of acceptance - which raises concerns about what should happen if being a animal rapist becomes normal. Words cannot describe the sheer brain-killing shit that has spewed from the sick minds of these pseudo-scientific fuckwits.
- The site itself
- Causes of zoophilia (survery)
- Zoophilia in society (survey)
- "The Secret Life of Zoophiles" Secret?
- Cory Williamson
- Douglas Spink
- Marry Your Pet - for the religiously inclined who believe sex before marriage is wrong.
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