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A shitpile much like MySpace, except it's filled with azns and 60 year old pedophiles. It also sometimes contain some gay niggers and weeaboos.

This is ZuuP's luser admin. He is totally gangsta as you can see.

An Heroes

Ever since ZuuP was created at least 100 years ago, a group of anonymous /b/tards had defended the black man's rights. Since they were racist faggots, each one of these heroic Nigras were b&.

Zuup Members

The majority of Zuup members are faggoty 13-17 year old females, of whom 99% are Asian. The majority of them are also Viet, and every other member has the last name 'Nguyen' or 'Pham.' The girls in Zuup are attention seekers who try hard to look 'sexy,' so they post revealing pictures of themselves with their undeveloped bodies and expect people to feed their egos by complimenting them saying 'HAWTT!!#[email protected]!' or 'PURRTTY!'-Yet they look like every other freaking Asian girl with the same clothes and hair.

There are also lots of stalkers on Zuup, who put themselves as 'Invisible,' which is why the #1 Whores are always ZOTH (Zuup of the Hour).

Direct quotes from the faggot admin, 0stalker0

After getting owned by a couple of anonymous /b/tards, 0stalker0 decides to post up gay threads. His posts are SERIOUS BUSINESS.

"WHY CAN'T YOU FACE THE TRUTH AND ADMIT YOU FUCKING USED RIDERECTING 
LINKS IN BOARDS AND IN GUESTBOOKS? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DENY WHAT YOU 
DID? I EVEN HAVE YOUR IP FROM 4 OR 5 ACCOUNTS YOU'VE LOGGED ON. SINCE 
YOU WENT ON LINDA'S ACCOUNT. SO STOP TALKING SHIT. LAST FUCKING 
WARNING, DENYING PIECE OF SHIT." 

- 0stalker0, serious fucking business.
"There will be NO ALIEN President. Bill Clinton's wife will not be 
President. A Freemason will. You guys dont know much about freemasons 
but yeah.. There wont be forsure even if a alien president or 
clinton's wife gets more votes, they wont.. If they will, then they 
will get shot because they will try to do good. Just like John F. 
Kennnedy, and Abraham Lincoin. They both printed more money which stole 
the money from other "Freemasons" and MONEY is god to them. So they shot 
Lincoin and Kennedy. It links all back during Notredamus time. ;)" 

- 0stalker0, the racist.

Gallery of Faggotry

See also

MySpace

Friendster

Facebook

External links

ZuuP - Where faggotry is spawned