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The discussion has now moved to [[commons:Commons:Administrators'_noticeboard/User_problems/Geni's_allegations_against_Beta_M]]. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 13:34, 14 March 2012 (EDT)
The discussion has now moved to [[commons:Commons:Administrators'_noticeboard/User_problems/Geni's_allegations_against_Beta_M]]. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 13:34, 14 March 2012 (EDT)
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:The silliest thing of all is that all sides avoid noticing what they can't categorize: the ''legal'' child porn.  Commons has stuff by Wilhelm von Gloeden [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Wilhelm_von_Gloeden] and Wilhelm von Plueschow [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Wilhelm_von_Plueschow] - naked kids the photographers slept with.  But, people weren't so sanctimoniously moral about this back in the Victorian era - if you got busted for soliciting kids, you did a few months in jail and they booted you out of the country, not three years like Beta M, and you got to keep the photos.  Even Mussolini's courts found von Gloeden's heir innocent of pornography charges.  So the thing is, now, Commons has this "kiddie porn" which ''passes'' the Miller test, because it has great artistic and historical importance.  The ''ACLU'' has been unwilling to argue that child porn can pass the Miller test, but there it is.  And the FBI was called in by Larry Sanger, they must have gone over the servers, they must have seen that stuff, and apparently they agree - not a problem.
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:Someday, this last bastion of censorship ''will'' fall.  We'll finally decide that instead of letting mafiosos and child molesters make a few billion selling pictures of abused kids, we'll let the abused kids who survive to adulthood choose to distribute their pictures for profit if they want.  (And, of course, there are always the kids who go sexting and so forth ... instead of prosecuting them as "child porn manufacturers", we can just tell them to wait until they're older before selling them - which option sounds crazy to you?)  Maybe we could tax the stuff a little and use the money to actually try to research a cure for pedophilia, which I really doubt is that hard if you made any effort at all.  Soon as we legalize marijuana... oh, yeah, right.  I think we have to wait until the Zetas' Emperor is crowned at the White House and then we can lobby ''him''. [[User:Wnt|Wnt]] 15:31, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
== [[LulzSec]] "hackers" pwnt ==
== [[LulzSec]] "hackers" pwnt ==

Revision as of 19:31, 12 April 2012

Thizz in peace, our hyphy overlord.

Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.


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Contents


Liam Stacey jailed for trolling

Apparently, a black soccer player had a heart attack on the field, and this guy mocked him online. People came to the black guy's defense, and he mocked them too. Sounds like some finger lickin good trolling to me. But then he gets v& over it, which I think we all can agree is bullshit. Juggerbot 16:40, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

Brandt and Jimbo's child

File:DanielBrandtKiraWales.png – Daniel Brandt is apparently responsible for creating "User:Kira_Wales" and uploading "File:Kira_bored.gif". --JuniusThaddeus 08:31, 2 March 2012 (EST)

Wow what a creep. Even we don't bring people's kids into shit. Brandt and his goons have no harassing people's moms/sisters/grandmothers etc, as long as they are females. Misogynists like them never go after the male family members, you don't have to pay attention very hard to see this.
Secondly, would that be Daniel "laughing at Jimbo's expense?". With all this anti-lulz talk you would think that Daniel would be less hypocritical in public. --zaiger (talk) 10:46, 2 March 2012 (EST)
BALEATED! --SadMonkey 00:28, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

help delete some images?

I asked earlier about help deleting two images of me being hosted here. Is there anyone who can help? E-mail me.

ScienceApologist 21:14, 5 March 2012 (EST)

Please read the Removal Policy ~Oblique 01:22, 6 March 2012 (EST)

Bot malfunction

Here is a screenshot of a bot malfunction from 2008. I found it while cleaning out an old desktop and thought I would share.

Bot-goes-nuts.jpg

--zaiger (talk) 00:05, 6 March 2012 (EST)

Holy shit. That actually happened on its own?? - Vinland 20:15, 6 March 2012 (EST)
lol yeah --zaiger (talk) 10:25, 7 March 2012 (EST)

Wikimedia Commons and child porn

http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=37054&st=20&p=300728&mode=linear#entry300728

http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=37062&mode=linear

Who runs Wikimedia Commons? Commons continues to host TGcomix's filth. Perhaps the reason is that it's run by lovers and defenders of child porn. --JuniusThaddeus 10:48, 6 March 2012 (EST)

commons:Commons:Administrators'_noticeboard/User_problems#Beta_M_.28talk_.C2.B7_contribs_.C2.B7_deleted_contribs_.C2.B7_logs_.C2.B7_edit_filter_log_.C2.B7_block_user_.C2.B7_block_log.29 – This is going to be fun to watch. --JuniusThaddeus 09:55, 7 March 2012 (EST)

Amount of times someone screamed "troll": 1, 2, 3. --JuniusThaddeus 15:31, 10 March 2012 (EST)

#4. --JuniusThaddeus 11:13, 13 March 2012 (EDT)

The discussion has now moved to commons:Commons:Administrators'_noticeboard/User_problems/Geni's_allegations_against_Beta_M. --JuniusThaddeus 13:34, 14 March 2012 (EDT)

The silliest thing of all is that all sides avoid noticing what they can't categorize: the legal child porn. Commons has stuff by Wilhelm von Gloeden [1] and Wilhelm von Plueschow [2] - naked kids the photographers slept with. But, people weren't so sanctimoniously moral about this back in the Victorian era - if you got busted for soliciting kids, you did a few months in jail and they booted you out of the country, not three years like Beta M, and you got to keep the photos. Even Mussolini's courts found von Gloeden's heir innocent of pornography charges. So the thing is, now, Commons has this "kiddie porn" which passes the Miller test, because it has great artistic and historical importance. The ACLU has been unwilling to argue that child porn can pass the Miller test, but there it is. And the FBI was called in by Larry Sanger, they must have gone over the servers, they must have seen that stuff, and apparently they agree - not a problem.
Someday, this last bastion of censorship will fall. We'll finally decide that instead of letting mafiosos and child molesters make a few billion selling pictures of abused kids, we'll let the abused kids who survive to adulthood choose to distribute their pictures for profit if they want. (And, of course, there are always the kids who go sexting and so forth ... instead of prosecuting them as "child porn manufacturers", we can just tell them to wait until they're older before selling them - which option sounds crazy to you?) Maybe we could tax the stuff a little and use the money to actually try to research a cure for pedophilia, which I really doubt is that hard if you made any effort at all. Soon as we legalize marijuana... oh, yeah, right. I think we have to wait until the Zetas' Emperor is crowned at the White House and then we can lobby him. Wnt 15:31, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

LulzSec "hackers" pwnt

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/03/06/us/new-york-hacker-arrests/index.html - piilu 12:28, 6 March 2012 (EST)

This has to qualify as "epic fail", especially when you're led by a nig-nog/mexican who has been trolling the others by working for the partyvan. --One With The Lulz 20:45, 7 March 2012 (EST)

The state of the Thumbnails.

As many of you have seen, a lot of issues regarding thumbnails of animated images and what not have been popping up all over. Either thumbnails would end up being a broken image, or you'd see an error from ImageMagick complaining. These issues should now be fixed. All of the broken thumbnails (that I could find) are in the process of being automatically rebuilt. Thumbnails may show up as broken still for the next few hours as their old copies expire in our loadbalancers and they have to fetch new ones from our backend. In a day, if you still see fucked up thumbnails, report them on my talk page. Thanks, --Banhammer small.pngEdgeworth E. Euler 21:11, 6 March 2012 (EST)

k ~Oblique 02:25, 7 March 2012 (EST)
noted. thank you e, for looking into this matter. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:31, 7 March 2012 (EST)


"Rape Culture"

This is a pretty long read: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=375490909135642&id=100000594643800

Including the screen capped thread link in it. It's pretty entertaining though, I've never actually seen a ~real~ "almost raped" "moon-sister" before. I actually thought that article was entirely satirical...but, no, apparently there are actually idiot women running around claiming that OTHER WOMEN with NO PENIS somehow managed to "rape" them.

Er...even though they never ~actually~ even said, "No." or otherwise gave any indication that they didn't want to be penetrated in the love hole with...well shit, a strap on? A dildo? Her abrasive wit? Her stunning good looks? Her imaginary friend Harvey and his vibrating, Jack Rabbit, wonder penis? Just how the holy shit does one RAPE without a PENIS?! o_O

You all better watch out, or I'll ~rape~ you with my massive walls 'o text!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
IT'S RAPE!
EVERYONE'S A VICTIM NOW!
AND ANYONE CAN BE A RAPIST!  :D

Equal opportunity rape perhaps? LOL How about "moon sister" rapists? Bull dykes with rape ready dildo dicks? What...tha'...fawk!   ಠ_ಠ

--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 08:55, 7 March 2012 (EST)

Either it's 404 or I have already been blocked :( --zaiger (talk) 10:28, 7 March 2012 (EST)
...actually you've probably got me blocked (a lot of people do).  :)
This is the direct link to the screen cap though:
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2844/carmentraceyalmostraped.png
The rest is mostly all just commentary on it, not really that relevant, just funny. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 10:37, 7 March 2012 (EST)

New libfag cause

Apparently some video about some warlord nigger named "Kony" has gone "viral" among the college faggots of facebook. This is right up there with other libfag causes like Darfur and Zimbabwe all despite the obvious solution: give Africa back to white people. --One With The Lulz 00:06, 8 March 2012 (EST)

wikipedia:Joseph_Kony, wikipedia:Kony_2012. --JuniusThaddeus 15:28, 8 March 2012 (EST)

MoodBar

wikipedia:Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Incidents#MoodBar_Feedback_spamming. --JuniusThaddeus 11:12, 15 March 2012 (EDT)

omg awesome. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 14:37, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
Pwned DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 14:45, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
"5000 submissions in 7 minutes"... there's got to be a record that just broke here, right? - Vinland 15:34, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
gon go beat it 18:15, 15 March 2012 (EDT)

ogg handler

If we re-enable .ogg files does anyone have any of the missing audio from ed.com? The Felcho tapes are an example. --zaiger (talk) 19:55, 16 March 2012 (EDT)

http://www.last.fm/music/Bantown/_/Felcho+Complete apparently we don't have a felcho article and neither does archive.org. Is it in the ed.com archive? I just bleached my hard drive and it got erased in the process :( --zaiger (talk) 20:11, 16 March 2012 (EDT)
Oh nm i just misspelled it. --zaiger (talk) 20:50, 16 March 2012 (EDT)

Those sweden fucks.

lol i am here, ronery. Now what happened with the registar? they dropped us out? Littlemudkip.gif  Snape    talk    contribs  Littlemudkip.gif 19:06, 20 March 2012 (EDT)

Inorite TKN 19:12, 20 March 2012 (EDT)
I am planning to bring a static wget mirror live, updated every few days on my server. (Static since I don't want a partyv&). Goddamn 20:10, 20 March 2012 (EDT)
Why ? There's already plenty of backups and the website was up the entire time except for the dns resolution problem. Is it true that cleary's attorneys are to blame for the swiss registry dropping the domain ? 20:35, 20 March 2012 (EDT)
Meh, I'm doing it just in case ;) I know you have a good backup plan anyway, but w/e. Goddamn 21:17, 20 March 2012 (EDT)
That is a rumor, nobody ever said they were dropping us. --zaiger (talk) 21:52, 20 March 2012 (EDT)
For more info read this forum post --Banhammer small.pngEdgeworth E. Euler 02:21, 22 March 2012 (EDT)
Glad everything is back. I really hate having to google for my bookmarks. :( - Vinland 06:14, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

.se update initiative

Please update any links you see throughout the wiki that refer to the .ch domain to the proper .se domain. If you run any websites/blogs that link to us, please update the links there as well. --Banhammer small.pngEdgeworth E. Euler 02:21, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

Ok. ~Oblique 03:25, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

Bunker porn

A new breed of adult videos. Coming soon to a nuke shelter near you! - Vinland 09:07, 23 March 2012 (EDT)

shop.wikimedia.org

http://shop.wikimedia.org/

http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikimedia_merchandise

Wikimedia is now pulling their trademarks and logos to work. --JuniusThaddeus 22:56, 23 March 2012 (EDT)

lol ~Oblique 23:16, 23 March 2012 (EDT)
lol - Vinland 09:19, 24 March 2012 (EDT)
Now we can easily tell who is an asspie. --One With The Lulz 16:26, 24 March 2012 (EDT)
I am actually going to buy something --zaiger (talk) 03:19, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

I've never been one who has liked arguing on talk pages. I see it the same way that I see sex; I know I'll end up sucking at it, so I'll simply avoid it. I just want to let you know that I'll let you guys have your orgies in peace and you can make them as gay as you want, just keep me out of them. -Gray 03:13, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

RSS FEED OF THE NOW

Can someone come up with a way to automate an RSS feed to update daily with the AOTN, POTN, QOTN and VOTN? There has to be a way, and I refuse to do it by hand every day because I know it won't end up getting done. Does anyone have a suggestion as to an easy way to create an automated RSS feed with the XOTN, or could someone maybe try to write something that will do it? --zaiger (talk) 17:45, 29 March 2012 (EDT)

  • Give the Facebook password to an EDitor (preferably Asian) that has no life outside of ED. I am seriously being serious. I don't know who has access to it, or how many people, or if it's really just you that has access, but expanding the circle of trust to someone like Hipcrime or Vinland would be a good idea. I think having a real person post the stuff so they can respond to the first few comments in real-time is part of the fun. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 22:59, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
There are already 4 people with access to that account, and one of them is a real person who posts the XOTN's every day in real time. I'm not looking for the RSS for Facebook. --zaiger (talk) 04:35, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

Memorial Page Tourism Watch

Facebook memorial for "Sean" from gay porn company Corbin Fisher. It's likely to get bombarded within hours as news of his video work gets out. MisterSnuggles 21:46, 29 March 2012 (EDT)

Since Sweden lodged ED in its shrine, how about re-writing the article about Sweden in exchange?

"The Swedish are very nice people and have a great attitude towards free speech and the Internet." - (c) zaiger.
The site is hosted in Amsterdam, but domain is in Sweden, right? How about as a gratitude we re-write the article about Sweden to make it look more sycophantic to Sweden's image? That'd be nice of ED stuff. At leas allow me to do it, if you're lazy to do it yourself. It's like we're guests and as guests we should show more appreciation for sheltering us. Hospitablefriend 13:02, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

Go right ahead. The site is actually hosted 3 miles beneath the surface of the moon. --zaiger (talk) 16:38, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

New template

Action hank vs pinky pie by junawashere-d4eq1he.gif
/!\ LISTEN UP /!\

This user fucking hates
My Little Pony.

You can join the fight by sporting a mohawk and punching out every brony and their philly ponyphiles.

Who ever did this, nice job! Lord Tony 13:52, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

I fucking love this. - Vinland 15:22, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
Who wouldn't? Lord Tony 02:21, 3 April 2012 (EDT)
Whoever made it is a god of gods of gods. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 02:22, 3 April 2012 (EDT)

VD for March

it's that time of the month. i nominate Mike. we also have a good batch of potential recipients for future months. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 17:23, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

I second the notion. ~Oblique 05:09, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
Thirded --RTD 17:37, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
Fbdislike.png Mike the Græt thinks this sucks.
hard cheese. i want to give you VD. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:17, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

selling out to the cheezburger network

>IMPLYING - Vinland 05:04, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

At first I thought it was a cruel ass joke, but honestly if it kept ED up, whatever. As long as those memefaggots kept their grubby, Cheeto stained fingers out of our shit. --RTD 17:35, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

Lol and I thought nobody fell for this. I was wrong. DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 23:36, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
No, it's true. they're in charge of our funding and will be taking over advertising soon. Zaiger was even dicking with ED:Donate but flushed some of the revisions for the time being until all the accounts are set up. Mike the Great (talk) 23:41, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
pics or it didn't happen. —BlittleMcNælsen 23:57, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
(Plumbing log); 19:05 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) restored "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate" (1 revision restored)
(Plumbing log); 19:05 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) flushed "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate"
(Upload log); 18:55 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) uploaded "File:Impressions-5-12.png"
(Plumbing log); 18:52 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) flushed "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate"
(Plumbing log); 18:41 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) flushed "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate"
Mike the Great (talk) 23:59, 1 April 2012 (EDT)


TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 00:00, 2 April 2012 (EDT)


  • What did we learn, class? How about, "Don't believe a single fucking thing ED posts on April 1st." I even had a lurknigger flood my Facebook inbox because he saw this post. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 03:24, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
I hope I helped you IRCless fag Mike the Great (talk) 03:26, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
huehueueuhheeuhuehueehuheuhe --zaiger (talk) 03:38, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
You know, I never expected anybody to reply. This is just hilarious. How many here? There's at least ONE person around who seriously fell for that. 10/10 - Vinland 07:02, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
  • >be retarded
  • >play it off as trolling
  • >shut up vinland

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 14:31, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

HOW THE FUCK DO I WIKI - Vinland 16:48, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
I'll take
  • >You fell for it first
- Vinland 14:32, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
  • >Box appears around signature
  • >Needs to learn wikicode
TylerRosenow º Ӕ º  º  15:33, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
Mike the Græt 16:11, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
        >on /TJC/
        >newfags talking about wiki code
       >ISHYGDDT.mp4

Once again about racemixing gallery

This is to continue a discussion that had previous taken place here. Okay, so after I started uploading some new files for then race-mixing gallery

A user "meepsheep" banned me halfway through, okay I understand he has personal vendetta with me, but lemme at least finnish uploading, isn't it more convenient to have one user uploading the whole set than two users doing the same but interchangeably? It's rather easier to access the whole set by looking at contributions of single user who had uploaded them. Okay, so I finished uploading them by another account. Then I myself single-handedly removed a lot of pics from the gallery, only leaving a few. The rest of pics I wanted to separate into different page (talkpage in this case), which I did. Now the original race-mixing gallery has little pics, just how some of admins wanted, then only was left to add a reference in the article to the bigger gallery, but it was too late for me to do it as I was banned again. Seriously, wtf? And to answer the question "why there need to be a big gallery with all these pics", the answer is quite simple: all these pics are stored on ED anyway, so let's make them all accessible at least. Or would you prefer having a lot of pics just for the sake of it? No, it's more useful for the navigation sake if all these pics are somehow accessible. That's why I was trying to do it. I understood that meepsheep won't let me add all them into article's gallery (because he's actually butthurt about these pics), so I tried to separate them but he didn't let me finish even that! Fine, ban me for whatever time you want, just lemme finnish and you only be seeing the dust left of my footsteps.
so the final question is: are all ED admins unanimous on meepsheep's destructive decision which is about restraining all possible ways of providing an access to all the uploaded interracial pics thus making it easier to see them all at a sitting.

Just let me one more edit, don't do it for me, do it for the sake of ED. Because after all I'm making ED better a little bit. This one edit can slightly improve ED, making a junk of pics accessible at a talkpage of a related article. And don't be afraid to have a different opinion that meepsheep's has on this (because you'd prefer to avoid confrontation with your "friend", but as for me friends who're afraid to speak up their mind worth a damn), that's how democracy works. You should be afraid of letting one to speak for you all because this is how liberty dies and tyranny replaces it. It's like I have constructed some figure off sand on a beach and some naughty kid (meepshep) run through my figure deliberately just for his own pleasure, while he did damage to such a scrupulous prowess. Drumnbussed 18:09, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

here: fix'd. Now go away. Mike the Great (talk) 18:17, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
fuck off and die, k thx Sweetiebellegif.gif 18:22, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

Suggested Quote of the now

Zalgo: [SloganMaker] "domestic violence - keyed to family harmony." GOB

uploading over

Permissions for uploading over files has been set to editors and sysops only, as there is a lot of potential for abuse the previous way. Those of you from ED.com will remember that is how it was there and it worked well. The difference here is that we have the editor user group that dot com didn't have.

There are still a ton of thumbnails still that need to be replaced with their larger versions. If you need to upload over a file you can leave it for a sysop to do or you can apply for editorship yourself. --zaiger (talk) 01:56, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

But now I feel like all my image vandalisation is an abuse of power :/ I better go revert it ;-; Mike the Great (talk) 02:18, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

MediaWiki:Gadget-popups.js

could we enable the wikipedia popups on ED? that article refers to this file, which does not exist on ED: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MediaWiki:Gadget-popups.js since i am not good with computers, i didnt want to create it without asking first. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:04, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

Would it be by default or something that the user has to enable themselves? It it's the former than yeah I don't mind, but if it will show up for everyone all the time then we will have to discuss it more.--zaiger (talk) 01:44, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
On WP you have a preference panel for gadgets you activate it in. Mike the Great (talk) 01:48, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
i am unable to create it. also, i dont see 'enable widgets' in the preferences... its probably better to drop this. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:44, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
Gadgets is actually an extension (which we dont have). And wikipedia uses like mediawiki 1.19. I havent looked at gadget but it probably wont work on ed without a wiki upgrade. --TKN 00:15, 9 April 2012 (EDT)

SOPA --> CISPA

I love the government. ~Oblique 06:38, 6 April 2012 (EDT)

Not this shit again. Fuck. - Vinland 07:19, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
OH NOES --One With The Lulz 15:38, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
^The part about how hard it is to boycott corporations large enough to produce almost every other thing you purchase reminds me of a certain theory: that it won't be oppression and censorship that shackle the people, but the opposite - too much sophistication and conveniences in people's lives. - Vinland 16:29, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
In case you didn't notice, I added an article on it. This poses a serious threat to any anonymity based service like SRSVPS in America, because without even a warrant private companies can set up monitors. Mike the Great (talk) 15:27, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Britfag jailed for teh LULZ...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/apr/08/victoria-coren-liam-stacey-tweets

Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 12:17, 8 April 2012 (EDT)

LOL. What a nanny state. --One With The Lulz 17:36, 8 April 2012 (EDT)

Someone needs to turn this into a template.

Furfag ponies.jpg

WARNING:

This user is a brony and should be sold to your nearest glue factory immediately.


Can someone turns this into a template? Ponyfags keep editing it to include their faggotry. Lord Tony 14:09, 9 April 2012 (EDT)

You could always put the code on a user subpage and reference it as a personal template {{User:Lord Tony/ponyfag}}. BakaRed 14:26, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
Can I be the first to say: You really, really need to stop obsessing over MLP. ~Oblique 19:15, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
I second the above motion; watch some decent cartoons fagtards. Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 19:35, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
Indeed, the obsession with MLP can't possibly be good for your health, Tony. BakaRed 23:58, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
this thread is now ponies Sweetiebellegif.gif 00:07, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

Jews are extremely butthurt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Must_Be_Said --One With The Lulz 22:43, 9 April 2012 (EDT)

loleurope

http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2008/05/20/animal-brothels-legal-in-denmark/ --RTD 09:45, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

Well, there's the progress of capitalism for you. People used to have their own sheep! Wnt 14:39, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Remember

On the night of April 10, 2011 (EDT), the original ED went down. A few days later, on April 14, 2011, OhInternet was publicly unveiled. On April 15th, the first revision to enhcyclopediadramatica.ch was made. This is the first anniversary of last day and night ED was up. wikipedia:File:EncyclopediaDramatica.png displays how the original Main_Page appeared on that last night. --JuniusThaddeus 17:11, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

RIP .com. Fuck sharrodocracy. Mike the Great (talk) 17:39, 10 April 2012 (EDT)
to commemorate this, there is a series of seven (at the moment) AOTNs upcoming:
  1. Mediacrat
  2. Girlvinyl
  3. Encyclopedia Dramatica
  4. OldDirtyBtard
  5. Taking down ED
  6. Daniel Brandt
  7. weev
feel free to suggest more. -hipcrime Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 23:01, 10 April 2012 (EDT)
Hurrah for ED!--brxbrxbrxbrxbrxbrx-brxbrx 10:38, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

Real life GTA in Nashville

A man has committed more than 1 felony per hour since arriving in Nashville, Tennessee. He held 4 hostages at gunpoint and robbed them, but not before tazing at least two. That was just the start of his wild night of hedonism, arson, and battery (his list of crimes is available at link). To cap things off, he went to a local law office, shat on the desk and smeared his feces on their degrees.

Work hard.

Play harder.

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 02:22, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

Oh wow. ~Oblique 02:28, 11 April 2012 (EDT)
I Bloody Like That.jpg Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 03:21, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

I think eh is a pretty cool guy, he commits 1 felonie/hour and doesnt' afraid of anything --Polmas 05:24, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

  • lol -hipcrime Nyan birthday.gif 17:08, 11 April 2012 (EDT)
Man, it's been hard to do that since they repealed the sodomy laws... still not as much fun, though. Wnt 14:37, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Quote of the Now

"you dont have to be homosexual to eat a gay lunch, park your car all gay or have a gay marriage. SHUT THE FUCK UP" - Weezus Christ, ED Forum User

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scroogle.org redirected

On March 31, 2012, wikipedia-watch.org, google-watch.org, scroogle.org, and namebase.org were all redirected to http://josephevers.blogspot.com/2012/02/scroogle-shuts-down-for-good.html. On that same day, the following text was added to http://josephevers.blogspot.com/2012/02/scroogle-shuts-down-for-good.html (compare File:JosepheversBlogspotComScroogle.png with File:JosepheversBlogspotComScroogle2.png):

Please visit the main page of this blog for more on Ryan Cleary and his friends who run Encyclopedia Dramatica.

--JuniusThaddeus 13:16, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Also, http://josephevers.blogspot.com/random. --JuniusThaddeus 13:22, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
That Saad Naveed guy has a nice smile. - Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 13:58, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
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