Amorrow (Andrew William Morrow, Google Street View, resident of East Palo Alto, CA) is yet another ignorant vitalist and mind-body dualist on the Internet. According to some feministic attention whores, he kills the women he meets on the internets, makes cardigans from their skins, and eats their ovaries in hopes of gaining their superpowers. In truth, he's just a boring know-it-all who would wet his pants in the event of meeting an actual woman.
Amorrow is a banned Wikipedia editor who shares the dubious honor of being been banned from both TOW and the Wikipedia Review with Blissyu2 and Malber. Due to his seriously boring writing on Encyclopedia Dramatica, even more so than Blissyu2, he earned the Triple Crown of being banned from TOW, WR, and ED. He was an insane stalker and internet tough guy and clueless Karl Rove wannabe who liked to posture about going to Wikimania to "confront" some editors, though it turned out whining about being picked on by girls was more his speed. He has also spent some time in jail for stalking the TOW admin Alison IRL.
Amorrow's early years before he grew a beard:
Elder Scrolls III: Amorrowind
—Amorrow, working on some fucking serious business
The truly pathetic part is that he wasn't even talking about literally killing someone; it was his sick fantasy that writing a biased Wikipedia article about someone is somehow equivalent to shooting them in the head.
The zomg behind the scenes reason was that he was he was engaging in stalking and harassment, the gravest violations of Internet law, and his targets were several admins. He had a creepy fascination with female Wikipedia editors, simultaneously worshipping and hating them because they have the organs he wishes he had, and went so far as to prank-call some of them using Skype. Shockingly, the TOW admins didn't appreciate that bullshit, and he was permabanned for epic fail.
—Just read this talk page, it's scarier than anything we could say
His Wikipedia Review ban happened nearly a year later, in June 2006, after the admins there finally got tired of his incessant bitching/drooling over female Wikipedia editors, his persecution complex, and his habit of being an asshole to everybody. He appears to believe that Blu Aardvark and Mistress Selina Kyle banned him in exchange for having Linuxbeak lift their Wikipedia bans, which went about as well as could be expected. Of course, even a terminal douchebag like Amorrow couldn't inspire that kind of epic drama, but try telling him that.
Amorrow then disappeared, as the cops took his computer away all Mitnick-style for internets terrorism.
Back for more
All was well until September 2007, when WP admins were once again summoned to the anti-exile guns, and women everywhere hid under their beds at the mere thought of that misogynist lunatic coming back. The only real drama that resulted was a short ban of fellow self-righteous stalker Everyking for restoring one of Amorrow's insane posts.
Recently, Amorrow has decided to inflict his presence on ED, filling this article with a bunch of crazy tl;dr crap about girls he likes and what he did on his summer vacation. Be sure to let him know you appreciate him by decorating his user page.
Spending his spring sitting at his computer, Amorrow relentlessly trolled dozens of articles. In the chaos of the drama bomb Amorrow had dropped, Majorly, an administrator, was claimed by an errant banhammer, in a tragic case of friendly fire.
Stalking of Alison thanks to Daniel Brandt
—W T F . . . ? ! ? !
After Brandt gave out her dox, Amorrow finally validated all the rumors about him, taking his e-vendetta against Wikipedia to the real world, by driving to an Allison's office building to vandalize from the company's WiFi connection. Fortunately, Amorrow is as stupid as he is creepy. Upon using CheckUser, Alison realized that Amorrow was sitting outside in the parking lot in true stalker style. Thinking quickly, she blocked the IP address, forcing Amorrow to move on another wireless hotspot, and she escaped the premises safely. Thwarted, Amorrow now just drives around the city where she lives and visits public library and Internet cafes and the local Donut Wheel to post from that IP to say to her "hey, I am in the same city as you", leaving behind a semen-encrusted keyboard.Apple Corp. DHCP address 188.8.131.52 Apple Corp. DHCP address 184.108.40.206 In response, she has been removing mention of him on Wikipedia.
So Andrew Morrow, smug as can be, saunters over to the building I work in and into reception. I'd got a frantic phone call from corp. security ordering me not to leave my office. Of course, I did. Duh! I got out close enough to see him walking in the front door.
And then something kinda clicked there. Here's this grinning, smug little fucker walking in the door thinking he owns the world. Internet Tough Guy, as they say on ED. I felt like laughing in his face, the sad, pathetic little man that he is. He's even sadder than he appears in his pics [laugh emoticon] And ultimately, he was a coward. He left his little 'gifts' at the main desk, turned tail and ran just as some burly dudes showed up (including two of my mates, who wanted to pound the bastard into the dirt).
I never got his 'gifts' - never touched them - though I saw copies of the documents, etc. Security got them, and ultimately, the police did. On that visit, the pathetic little creep had hastily scrawled on a piece of paper. "I (heart) Alison [last name censored], [company censored] Inc. Building [XXX] " - just to say, "I know what building you work in. Booga-booga!!"
Sad, pathetic little man. While he was on his last "vacation", I got prepared. He'd better keep well the fuck away from me and my family [angry emoticon] He got ten days in jail for beating his (now-ex) wife. This is where he's at, so I'm under no illusions.—Alison ()
You blew it!!!
After spending four months of 2007 behind bars, Amorrow has once again been shown to be the biggest failure on the Internet, when he was sent back to jail on a probation violation in Spring 2008 for another four months. He expended his freedom by incessantly trolling on Wikipedia. After sending letter bombs to make people ponder their mortality, Andrew showed up in a public place with a baseball bat of undetermined size. The cops were *not* amused, and a probation hearing and four more months of jail soon followed.
November 2011 sees Morrow go back to jail for six months for stalking and harassing the Chief of Police of Mountain View.
In May 2013, Morrow gets shit-canned again, this time for ... stalking and harassment involving police. Whoda thunk?
The Gift that Just Keeps on Giving
Uh-oh! Not content with two rounds of jailtime, Amorrow goes for the hat-trick when he's pwned by the ex-Chief of Police of Palo Alto, when she serves him with a restraining order as a result of "Workplace Violence".
Amorrow gets his just rewards
—Amorrow, January 2010,
Many nights of surprise cuddling in jail quickly converted Andrew to homosexuality. Upon his release in late 2008, he proceeded to prance around and take pictures for all the Internets to enjoy. Female TOW admins can sleep soundly now, since male admins are now the apple of Amorrow's eye.
- Thermo4Thermo.Org - Morrow's insane dead baby dumping website, promoting some buzz-kill called Perinatal Lottery Sterilization. WTF?!?
His web page has some interesting stuff. Reading it can cause drama bombs including hate speech.[LOL DELETED] Wayback Machine to the rescue
- Having learned nothing, Morrow started another one
- His "peanut butter" web site
- His Wikipedia user page *Baleeted
- Amorrow's ban from The Wikipedia Review
- Amorrow on YouTube
Amorrow on Blip.tv Amorrow plays his flute for the kids
- SNP-centered view of evolution, an amateur rip-off of Richard Dawkins idea, uh, this one that Amorrow wrote, clearly while on drugs
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