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[[Image:Wtmj_020409anthonystancl.JPG|thumb|right|Hide your sons!]]
[[Image:Stancl_new_social_network.jpg|thumb|Anthony's new [[social networking]] page on the Waukesha County Sheriff's website.]]
[[Image:Stancl_goodbye_tweet.png|thumb|Anthony Stancl toots his last [[tweet]].]]
[[Image:Stancl_for_obama.jpg|thumb|Stancl campaigning for [[Black Jesus]].]]
[[Image:Stancl_campaigning.png|thumb|Sex Offenders for Change.]]
[[Image:N150254478442 7652.jpg|thumb|Prison '10]]



Imagine being a [[fugly]] [[gay]] [[beaner]] in high school. Now imagine wanting to see a lot of your male classmates naked. '''Especially the younger ones.'''

If you can picture this, you can successfully [[sociopath|enter the mindset]] of '''Anthony Stancl''', an unfortunate [[pervert]] whose [[internets]] work had epic [[lulz]]/[[troll]]ing potential. Stancl's [[fail]]ure did prove one thing, however: [[Fred Phelps]] was correct that [[true|fags like 'em young]].

==What Mr. Stancl Did==
Anthony, when he wasn't beating off to the abundant [[dong]]s on [[4chan]], decided it would be productive to [[transgender|pretend to be a girl online]] to get [[n00dz]] of his classmates. Of course, since he was thinking with his [[cock]] instead of his brain, there were numerous [[goatse|holes]] in his plan, the largest of which included him not being female (yet).

On [[Failbook]], Stancl made two fake profiles of [[16-year-old girl]]s, which photos of [[jailbait]] likely from [[12chan|the source]]. He messaged 31 of his male classmates and hit on them. The cyber [[secks]] got so hot the fake female got n00dz of all of these teenagers, the youngest of which was [[13-year-old boy|13]].

Now in possession of legitimate [[CP]], [[some argue]] Stancl should have cut it off there. Being the horny bastard he was, however, he thought it would be better to meet these classmates [[IRL]]. Since he hadn't [[BME|solved the problem of not actually being a girl]], he realized that IRL secks with the teens would be difficult. Thus, he decided to put them through a test, making the boys perform sexual acts on the girl's "male friend," if this didn't work he would blackmail them with the threat of "if you don't let me stick my dick in your [[ass|fakecunt]] I'm going to spread my pictures of you all over school, by the way, do you have any little brothers?". Stancl [[win|took pictures of all of this]], of course, so he could [[fap]] to it later.

==How He Got Caught==
Because his collection of [[CP]] was so large, Stancl decided he needed a day off of school to sort through it. Being the [[stupid|wise]] man that he is, he decided the best way to do this was to call in a [[lie|fake]] bomb threat to his school. The [[FBI]] traced the call and immediately [[V&]] him, and seized his computer for investigation. Unfortunately, [[Chris Hansen]] was covering other stories (there had been a [[Pedobear]] sighting in a neighboring town earlier that day), so he was unable to properly [[pwn]] Stancl.

==Consequences==
Stancl faces [[at least 100]] years in prison, he of course will get cunt-punched in his [[ass|pseudocunt]] by big [[negro|black men]].  I mean he IS more dangerous then [[Andrew_Erickson|Andrew Erickson]], [[EXTREME_ANIMALS|having ELEVEN COUNT THEM TWELVE]] felonies under his belt now, the guy is so bad ass that he OOZES [[semen|TESTOSTERONE]] from every orifice of his body.  With number twelve being a [[WTF|bomb scare]] I mean seriously, one would hope at LEAST for something worthy of [[EPIC]][[LULZ]]. Link to the Wisconsin Court website is here. [[http://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetails.do;jsessionid=BBB8C416A15A124BD66E902A8ECEA375.render2?caseNo=2009CF000134&countyNo=67&cacheId=913EA85284107A828389D00C97DEC7BF&recordCount=1&offset=0&mode=details&submit=View+Case+Details]].

On February 24, 2010, Stancl was [http://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetails.do;jsessionid=5374BED6C7078EC5039D449C6CEF4DA1.render6?countyNo=67&caseNo=2009CF000134&cacheId=913EA85284107A828389D00C97DEC7BF&recordCount=1&offset=0&mode=charges sentenced to 15 years prison, 13 years probation], and promised a star on the [http://www.nsopr.gov Sex Offender Walk of Fame]. 

Que Sera, Sera. 'Tis better to have [[rape|loved]] and [[b&|lost]] than never to have [[rape|loved]] at all.

==Added Lulz==

Not only was Stancl an epic troll, he was a vocal [http://freedomeden.blogspot.com/2009/02/anthony-stancls-obama-blog.html Obamafag].  Shocking, isn't it.  The blog was, of course, removed [[Delete Fucking Everything|within seconds of his arrest.]]

But truly, the only lulzy way for this to end is for everyone including the victims to be charged with statutory rape.

==See Also==
* [http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/39093382.html Initial reports] [http://www.fox6now.com/witi-090204-new-berlin-photos-charges,0,4110541.story]
* [http://rapidshare.com/files/212797571/search.htm.html Original criminal complaint.]  This thing is long, but black person full of lulz.  Seriously, 
* [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RwdLdQxhZGk/SYqiX5lGKAI/AAAAAAAAEfs/4wDivkmxfDw/s1600-h/stancl+17a.JPG Screencaps] [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RwdLdQxhZGk/SYqiMOW57OI/AAAAAAAAEfc/JRikJqUVRjw/s1600-h/stancl+19a.JPG from] [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RwdLdQxhZGk/SYqiQ8BG9NI/AAAAAAAAEfk/8i8KpxJ777M/s1600-h/stancl+20a.JPG Stancl's] [[Twitter]] 
* [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8427559.stm Convicted!]
* [[Andrew Erickson]]
* [[Child abuse]]
* [[Missionmyspace]] - the anti-pedo, [[internet humanitarian]] fake girl trick, minus the raep.
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[RFJason CL Experiment]] - didn't go after [[children]] or rape anybody, but a similar fake girl, except on [[Craigslist|Dregslist]] with epic results.
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