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During the day their was an air of triumphalism,"We finally got the bastard" remarked one lieutenant, the men where off good morale. But McMullen had some skepticism. He had had first-hand experience with this "man", this beast, the devil, the great terror... known by some as just "Zyklon Ben". He still remembered those crazy, hate-filled eyes, that evil maniacal laughter, that unbridled insanity. It was 20 years ago, but he still fucking remembered, and every day he prayed he could forget. | During the day their was an air of triumphalism,"We finally got the bastard" remarked one lieutenant, the men where off good morale. But McMullen had some skepticism. He had had first-hand experience with this "man", this beast, the devil, the great terror... known by some as just "Zyklon Ben". He still remembered those crazy, hate-filled eyes, that evil maniacal laughter, that unbridled insanity. It was 20 years ago, but he still fucking remembered, and every day he prayed he could forget. | ||
Deep down he knew it couldn't be this simple, with Ben it never,never was. | Deep down he knew it couldn't be this simple, with Ben it never,never was. | ||
− | The Seals busted down the door, but there was nothing, just an ominous silence filled the dimly lit compound... They had seen him coming here, where was he gone? McMullen stared pensively from a hilltop with his binoculours. Out of nowhere a great light filled his eyes almost blinding him. Lunging away onto the floor he observed a cataclysmic explosion coming from the compound, killing everyone inside as well as the thousands of marines that surrounded it. In awe staring into the large mushroom cloud forming McMullen muttered "....that crazy motherfucker". The Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv had striked back. | + | The Seals busted down the door, but there was nothing, just an ominous silence filled the dimly lit compound... They had seen him coming here, where was he gone? McMullen stared pensively from a hilltop with his binoculours...... Out of nowhere a great light filled his eyes almost blinding him. Lunging away onto the floor he observed a cataclysmic explosion coming from the compound, killing everyone inside as well as the thousands of marines that surrounded it. In awe staring into the large mushroom cloud forming McMullen muttered "....that crazy motherfucker". The Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv had striked back. |
Emerging from the expanding fire-storm a dark figure emerged. It was Garrison, on a motorbike, dual wielded ak 47s, flying towards the officer like a valkyrie from hell. In a show of primal fear from this alpha male McMullen dived into a river 50 feet below him escaping Garrison's god-like wrath. He described this as "the best fucking decision of my life". | Emerging from the expanding fire-storm a dark figure emerged. It was Garrison, on a motorbike, dual wielded ak 47s, flying towards the officer like a valkyrie from hell. In a show of primal fear from this alpha male McMullen dived into a river 50 feet below him escaping Garrison's god-like wrath. He described this as "the best fucking decision of my life". | ||
Not much is known about what happened after this as almost every potential witness was meticulously slaughtered by Garrison. It is known that over 15,000 men died by Ben's hand that day,most of their injuries too horrendous to describe. Garrison is still at large. | Not much is known about what happened after this as almost every potential witness was meticulously slaughtered by Garrison. It is known that over 15,000 men died by Ben's hand that day,most of their injuries too horrendous to describe. Garrison is still at large. |
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When serious racists on the internet congregate in their own circlejerk forums like Stormfront, moderators typically try to mask the group's genocidal aims under a layer of subtlety—for example, banning swastika and klan avatars, violent calls for race war and gratuitous spam of the N-word—to present a friendly, non-threatening front for the media. Of course, this never works, because the media is run by Jews and won't so much as blink when Jamal slaughters a white girl cold before her 16th birthday. Still, white nationalist figureheads like David Duke believe the movement should put on a PR-friendly smile of submission for a "democratic" society that would never in six million years elect their sorry asses.
Ben Garrison, on the other hand, holds back no punches. The prominent anti-Semitic political cartoonist, better known in skinhead circles by his nickname Zyklon Ben, has personally vowed to annihilate every kike, gook, spic, and spook under the banner of heaven—through pen or sword. Scholars from Tel-Aviv University's Center for Holocaust Studies have ominously described him as the most racist man in the universe, and the biggest existential threat to the Jews since Hitler. Ben has the dubious accolade of being so anti-semitic that he breaks almost any political compass he is placed on, in fact it is speculated that Garrison's sheer hatred of Jews may not even be quantifiable.
The JIDF in typical Jewish fashion has chosen to combat Garrison's extremist propaganda with an elaborate campaign of disinformation and subterfuge to censor his works and paint him as a harmless, third-rate libertarian from the tinfoil camp. None of this could be any further from the truth. In a heroic gesture of humanitarian justice, Encyclopedia Dramatica feels the world must know the truth about this madman, before any more innocent minorities are slaughtered at the hand of his genocidal crusade.
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The Montana Merchant Mangler, Exposed
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Biography

Not much is known about Garrison's early years, or what inspired him to racial violence. Some argue he was a product of his time and locale in an era of sudden racial progress; others say he's the bastard son of Hitler himself, reincarnated with a vengeance. However he acquired his views, he's been stirring shit up since at least the nineties, when he joined the banner of former Klan Dragon Tom Metzger's White Aryan Resistance under the pseudonym A. Wyatt Mann, to publish racist and anti-Semitic cartoons promoting white supremacy. There's never been an official word on this, but his immortal style is unmistakable:
In recent years, however, Ben has come under attack from a myriad of civil liberties groups, in particular the Jewish Internet Defense Force, who have mounted a successful campaign of censorship and disinformation against him, just as his message was beginning to resonate with 4chan's /pol/, who gladly archived his original, undoctored anti-Semitic cartoons for all the world to see. To this day, they continue to fight for truth and free speech on the subject of Garrison, who may or may not be on the run from US and Israeli drone strikes innawoods—Habeas Corpus be damned.
Recent Activities
Ben is a fugitive from the law and rated number one on the FBI most wanted list as well as having bounties of up to $6 trillion from multiple Jewish organizations for his death. In 2012 the United Nations declared Ben Garrison "the single greatest threat to the Jewish people since Hitler", a statement Ben later repudiated claiming that the Holocaust never even happened but adding that "he wished it did". Ben is a highly skilled operative having worked previously as a high ranking member of the CIA and FBI respectively, due to this has subverted the international communities attempts to neutralize him on many occasions and remains as ominous a threat as ever.
Despite his youthful facade Ben is believed to be an Ancient being perhaps sent by God himself to cleanse humanity of its sins, some speculate that Ben is a mortal but his hatred of Jews is so strong that it sustains an eternal life force, an eternal will that will only die when every last Jew, Spic, Nigger and Gook has been wiped out. It is known that Ben was active during the Confederacy and also the Third Reich and is believed to have single handedly been responsible for the extermination of 40% of the Jewish population of Poland, a task which he carried out with near god-like zeal and dedication. Near the end of the war Hitler kicked Ben out of the SS and clearly condemned Ben saying that his gruesome and sadistic torture methods and total lack of any empathy disgusted him.
2007 North West Front Raid
Details of this event are highly disputed, mostly due to the fact that almost every witness was killed by Garrison. It was the largest single military operation in US history, and arguably by some the single biggest defeat. Ben had been releasing anti-semitic political cartoons as well as terrorizing Jewish peoples internationally, killing by some estimates over 5,000 a day and becoming increasingly efficient. Since the United States is a Zionist Occupied Government Jewish interests pressured the military into intervening. Garrison was on the FBI #1 most wanted list at the time and had evaded all attempts at capture. Many of the officers where reluctant as they had first hand experience with Garrison and feared him greatly. One weathered veteran upon hearing the name "Ben Garrison" in his assignment shit in his pants and had to be hauled off to the hospital. Ben had already established a serious reputation. 3.4 million soldiers collected around his skinhead training compound in a Montana forest (known as the Blood forest because of Garrison), the compound was named the Northwest front and was the center of Garrisons network of anti-semitic propaganda as well as a military training camp. One of 2 survivors, Commander James McMullen, watched from afar as a highly trained team of NAVY seals busted down the doors of the compound speaking to him through a microphone. The brave men had only been given vague details on their assignment, had they known the man they where hunting it is undoubtable they would have ran away or committed suicide before such an operation. During the day their was an air of triumphalism,"We finally got the bastard" remarked one lieutenant, the men where off good morale. But McMullen had some skepticism. He had had first-hand experience with this "man", this beast, the devil, the great terror... known by some as just "Zyklon Ben". He still remembered those crazy, hate-filled eyes, that evil maniacal laughter, that unbridled insanity. It was 20 years ago, but he still fucking remembered, and every day he prayed he could forget. Deep down he knew it couldn't be this simple, with Ben it never,never was. The Seals busted down the door, but there was nothing, just an ominous silence filled the dimly lit compound... They had seen him coming here, where was he gone? McMullen stared pensively from a hilltop with his binoculours...... Out of nowhere a great light filled his eyes almost blinding him. Lunging away onto the floor he observed a cataclysmic explosion coming from the compound, killing everyone inside as well as the thousands of marines that surrounded it. In awe staring into the large mushroom cloud forming McMullen muttered "....that crazy motherfucker". The Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv had striked back. Emerging from the expanding fire-storm a dark figure emerged. It was Garrison, on a motorbike, dual wielded ak 47s, flying towards the officer like a valkyrie from hell. In a show of primal fear from this alpha male McMullen dived into a river 50 feet below him escaping Garrison's god-like wrath. He described this as "the best fucking decision of my life". Not much is known about what happened after this as almost every potential witness was meticulously slaughtered by Garrison. It is known that over 15,000 men died by Ben's hand that day,most of their injuries too horrendous to describe. Garrison is still at large.
Senate Campaign
Garrison ran for the senate as a write-in candidate in his home-state of Montana on a campaign of hard-line anti-semitism and white supremacy. Many of his campaign promises where ludicrous and extremist, attracting huge media attention with Garrison being favorite to win. Due to Ben's repeated promises to "kill all the Jews in Montana" and also to "break off from the union and start a Racial Holy War against Jews internationally" there was a great exodus from the state with many Jews fleeing the United States altogether. During a televised debate he grew frustrated when interrupted by a moderator and became unhinged, roaring "Long live the fuhrer, gas the kikes race war now!" before opening fire with dual wielded ak-47s with accuracy that one observer described as "incredible...godlike" onto the crowd killing anyone not fitting his standards of white racial purity. With mounting political pressure and a threathening racialist paramilitary forming under him Barack Obama called in the military, the battle lasted over 2 months and the fighting was some of the most brutal and gruelling in human history with the anti-semitic political cartoonist showing an incredible skill in military leadership taking on the full force of the US military. Eventually, after killing over 6 million US soldiers, his small 20,000 strong army of neo-nazi fanatics was overwhelmed and faced a crushing victory sending the "Montana Merchant Mangler" into exile. Many of his men, who worshipped their leader like a god falsely believed that he had died and at least 7,800 committed suicide as a result of their fanatical devotion to their "god emperor" who they believed had been killed in action. Ben said in retrospect "you kikes may have won the battle, but you sure as shit haven't one the war... Oh believe you this I'll wipe the smirks off your rotten little Jewish faces one day, I will not rest until every one of you circumcised kike bastards have been ruthlessly butchered like the vermin you are. Seig heil, hold faith brothers the hour of justice approaches". After this threathening event the ADL put up a $6 trillion bounty for anyone who can kill him(causing a banking crisis) or bring him back alive, it has thus been unsuccesful.
Gallery
Uncensored Cartoons, Free of JIDF Libel
Inspirational Quotes from the One Man Klan Himself
Sweden: The Final Solution
Ben's original quote, bastardized by r/atheism.
Known Aliases
Like the devil, Ben goes by many names. Although no exact number has been settled on it is estimated that Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison has upwards of 6 million names either given by his devoted skinhead followers or by the Jews that so fear him. Here is just a small selection:
- "Zyklon Ben" Garrison
- Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison
- Ben "The Walking Holocaust" Garrison
- Ben "Nigger Grave Digger" Garrison
- Ben "Chimp Choking Champion" Garrison
- Ben "Gook Gutter" Garrison
- Ben "Six Million More" Garrison
- Ben "The Real Holocaust" Garrison
- Ben "Pull the Trigger on Every Nigger" Garrison
- Ben "The Man who will impale the Shemale" Garrison
- Ben "The Sheboon Destroyer" Garrison
- Ben "One Man Genocide" Garrison
- Ben "Kike Killing Kommando" Garrison
- Ben "Montana Merchant Mangler" Garrison
- Ben "One Man Auschwitz" Garrison
- Ben "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Garrison
- Ben "The 500 pound Führer of Ferguson" Garrison
- Ben "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Garrison
- Ben "I Ain't Afraid of no ZOG" Garrison
- Ben "The Beast that will destroy the Middle East" Garrison
- Ben "Defile the Jewish Virgin" Garrison
- Ben "Holocauster Tycoon" Garrison
- Ben "Aryan Vs. Predator" Garrison
- Ben "Beaner Cleaner" Garrison
- Ben "Nuke the Spooks" Garrison
- Ben "Frag the Fags" Garrison
- Ben "The real final solution" Garrison
- Ben "Going Rambo on Sambo" Garrison
- Ben "Kebab Shishkebab" Garrison
- Ben "Three Reichs and You're Out" Garrison
- Ben "Master of the Aryan race" Garrison
- Ben "Awakening the Aryan people" Garrison
- Ben "Morning in White America" Garrison
- Ben "Securing a future for white children" Garrison
- Ben "Patron Saint of ethnic cleansing" Garrison
- Ben "Gas The Kikes, Even The Tykes" Garrison
- Ben "Killin' Schlomo in Slo-Mo" Garrison
- Ben "Kike on a Spike" Garrison
- Ben "If it's not white, it's not right" Garrison
- Ben "14/88 BLAZE IT" Garrison
- Ben "Slope Slicer" Garrison
- Ben "Aboriginal War Criminal" Garrison
- Ben "The Handicapper of any Rapper" Garrison
- Ben "Mash the Marxists" Garrison
- Ben "Roma in a Coma" Garrison
- Ben "Radical racist" Garrison
- Ben "having Mossad on the run" Garrison
- Ben "Causing hysteria in every black area" Garrison
- Ben "Filler of the prisons" Garrison
- Ben "Threw a Rock at a POC" Garrison
- Ben "Sending every black to Iraq" Garrison
- Ben "Destroyer of every Diaspora" Garrison
- Ben "Peeing on every Korean" Garrison
- Ben "Killing spics with bricks" Garrison
- Ben "The Meanie to the Sheeny" Garrison
- Ben "Let's Get this Shoah on the Road" Garrison
- Ben "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Garrison
- Ben "Asians will be terrified when they see this Caucasian" Garrison
- Ben "Goin' Mental on the Oriental" Garrison
- Ben "The Divider of US and Mexico" Garrison
- Ben "The Jackal of Jerusalem" Garrison
- Ben "Drowned the Chink in the Kitchen Sink" Garrison
- Ben "Unloading my Nine at the Welfare Line" Garrison
- Adolf Hitler, Jr.
- Pez, after an incident in which he, according to Tom Metzger, "turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser." Ben doesn't like to talk about it.
- Ben "Putting a .22 in every Jew" Garrison
- Ben "Making a Kite out of a Kike" Garrison
- Ben "Fuck the Korean, be with this European" Garrison
- Ben "Make every Spic into a toothpick" Garrison
- Ben "Drive by shooter of Compton" Garrison
- Ben "The Cambodian Cannibalizer" Garrison
- Ben "Mad Dog" Garrison
- Ben "Muslim Mutilator" Garrison
- Ben "Stabbing ice picks at Bolsheviks" Garrison
- Ben "The Fourth Reich" Garrison
- Ben "The White cornea of Suburbia" Garrison
- Ben "Breaking the jaw of every nigger in Crenshaw" Garrison
- Ben "The real Zodiac Killer" Garrison
- Ben "Givin a stuffin to Dindu Nuffin" Garrison
- Ben "Aryan Assassin from America" Garrison
- Ben "Getting every hooked nose bastard to be plastered" Garrison
- Ben "Everything is going to be all white" Garrison
- Ben "dug a hole for every thug" Garrison
- Ben "Pop goes the Nigger" Garrison
- Ben "Breakdown of the Multiculturalism" Garrison
- Ben "Wetting every little Aryan teen girls panties" Garrison
- Ben "River to the sea, Aryans will be free" Garrison
- Ben "Turning Emos into perfect little whites" Garrison
- Ben "The Canadian Cripper of the first world nations" Garrison
- Ben "Holocausting the Homosexuals" Garrison
- Ben "Unload a Mag in Every Fag" Garrison
- Ben "Running over illegals in El Caminos" Garrison
- Ben "The Sadist to the Marxist Soviets" Garrison
- Ben "You can run but you can't hide" Garrison
- Ben "Homophobic Hero" Garrison
- Ben "Makes niggers go into shivers" Garrison
- Ben "Hurting minorities from breakfast, lunch and dinner" Garrison
- Ben "Blowing the Lids off the Yids" Garrison
- Ben "Nightmare of Blacks from Ghana to Atlanta" Garrison
- Ben "Killing non-whites from left to Reich" Garrison
- Ben "The Bigger the Nigger the More he Pulls the Trigger" Garrison
- Ben "Huey Lewis and the Noose" Garrison
- Ben "Shooting the Beaner with a Repeater" Garrison
- Ben "The Mongoloid Murdering Maniac" Garrison
- Ben "Dragging Shmuley behind my Dually" Garrison
- Ben "Pulled a KA-BAR at the Gay Bar" Garrison
- Ben "Wrecking Ball the Wailing Wall" Garrison
- Ben "The Montanan Grand Dragon" Garrison
- Ben "The Anglo-Saxon Purity Klaxon" Garrison
- Ben "Ran over a kike with my bike" Garrison
- Ben "Nigger Neck-breaking Nightmare" Garrison
- Ben "Happy Concentration Camper" Garrison
- Ben "Gassing a bunch before lunch" Garrison
- Ben "Latino Life Leecher" Garrison
- Ben "A holocaust a day keeps Mossad away" Garrison
- Ben "Itching for a lynching" Garrison
- Ben "Running down cucks with monster trucks" Garrison
- Ben "Not white, shoot on sight" Garrison
See Also
- Zyklon Ben: The Jewish lies version
- Sarah Andersen
- Hal Turner
- Wyatt Mann
- Billy the Heretic
- Tim Todd
- Jack Chick
- /pol/
External links
- Skinhead Militia Leader Ben Garrison Renews Call for Violent Race War in America
- Ben Garrison Movie Poster Parodies on Display in Texas
Garrison Ben Garrison on Reddit
- Ben Garrison's brother Bobby Garrison commits suicide over black character in star wars film -Also left a note saying "make america white again".
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