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[[Image:Original_card_crusher.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Card Crusher]]
[[Image:G_sm.png|thumb|CRUSHES YOUR WALLPAPER]]
'''Card Crusher''', also known as the '''rude dude''' or '''Zoomjap''' is an old-as-the-internet-itself [[4chan]] /a/ [[meme]], consisting of a series of strips based on Professor Himonya (碑文谷教授 in [[moonspeak]]), a [[rude]] Professor of Linguistics from the University of Tokyo (who apparently is an expert on making people [[anal|uncomfortable]]), who goes on Japanese TV and creates [[lulz]] by insulting various presenters. It began when a certain /a/sshole posted a [[YouTube]] link of him being interviewed.

The twist of the video happens when Professor Himonya gives the female interviewer a business card and asks her to pretend it's hers. She then presents the business card back to him; he looks at it, smiles, and then proceeds to crush it in his fist and hold it to her face, while maintaining a pose and goofy facial expression. In [[Japan]], business cards are [[serious business]], so doing this is the [[chink]] version of [[rape|raping]] someone else's family pet in front of them.

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==The comic version==
In response to the video, an eleven from [[Futaba]] made his own comic strip version of the scene, depicting Konata as Professor Himonya, Kagami as the interviewer and a choco cornet being crushed in place of the card. It was translated, and the comic and video circulated around /a/ for a while. The meme truly took off when an /a/sshole decided to make his own MSpaint version of the comic, featuring Simon, Rossiu and the core drill from Gurren Lagann. Shortly after, an [[Oh Exploitable]] template was made, and the meme took off on /a/. It also eventually made its way into /v/ and finally migrated to /b/ as ''is that sum [[Original Content]]''

In the spinoff strips, a character usually holds something of immense value for the second character, before crushing it front of their face, followed by a zoom-in of the trademark facial shot.

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image:Card crusher TRUMP.jpg|[[nigger|Obama]] VS [[shit|Trump]]
File:Geert_Wilders_CARDCRUSHER..png|[[Geert_Wilders|Geert Wilders at the muslims. (DUTCH)]]
Image:Card_crusher_exploitable.gif|[[Oh Exploitable]]!
Image:TF2Card crusher exploitable.gif|Spy no Sap
Image:Cardcrushanimu.JPG|<s>The original version</s> HAHAHA I DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Image:Death Note Card Crusher.jpg|[[Death Note]] Version
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Image:Avatar_Crusher.jpg|[[Avatar]] version
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File:CardCrushFrank.png|[[The Great Buttrape of Bloemfontein]]
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Image:Nolad.PNG|Pink Floyd'ed'ed
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Image:Pelosi cardcrusher.jpg|[[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|lol $700 bailout]]
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Image:Disciple.PNG
Image:JCrusher.gif|Bwah! Stop making fun
Image:Card_myth.jpg|Myth busted, it will fly.
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Image:Phoenix_Crusher2.jpg|No moar objections
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Image:Cardcrushwheniwas.jpg|Doing the zoom [[DOING_IT_WRONG|wrong]].
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Image:Troof Crusher.GIF
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Image:Branca_Cardcrusher_by_ghostiess.jpg
Image:FrehsAirCrusher.JPG|Ah frehs air
Image:Card_crusher_Ronald_McDonald.jpg|[[McDonalds|Who is really happy here]]
Image:Card_crusher_Santa.jpg|[[Santa Claus|No presents for you boy]]
Image:Pedocomic.jpg|[[Pedobear|Loli?]]
Image:Batwoman_card_crusher.jpg|[[Lesbian#Epithets_and_Explanations|Batwoman]] crushes the man instead of the card.
Image:Babyfuckcardcrushercad.jpg|[[Baby Fuck|Baby Fuck]] Version
Image:SlowpokeCrusher.jpg|[[Slowpoke]] is immune to crusher's attack!
Image:HeartCrusher.jpg|[[Heart Attack|HNNNNNNGGGGG]] 
Image:LoveStoryCrusher.jpg
Image:DUNE.gif |[[an hero|Paul Hayt's Duncan.]]
Image:Reagan.jpg|Ronald Reagan, Card Crusher and professional Cake
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Image:Card Crusher Death Star.jpg
Image:Card Crusher Epic Fail.jpg
Image:Card Crusher Gollum vs Frodo.jpg
Image:Card Crusher Mario Series.JPG
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Image:Card Crusher Pedobear vs Chris Hansen.JPG
Image:Card Crusher Van Gough.jpg
Image:Csicardcrusher.gif|Hamlet is doing it wrong
Image:Kanyewesttaylor.JPG
Image:Card crusher Orson Scott Card.gif|Is [[Orson Scott Card|Orson Scott CARD]] a card crusher? You better believe it!
Image:CancerCrush.jpg|TOO SOON!
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Image:EpicbeardmanCC.png|[[Epic Beard Man|EBM]]
Image:Troll_crusher.jpg|[[World of Warcraft|WoWfag]]
<!>Image:EvolutionaryStoneCrusher.png|[[Gardevoir|NO EVOLVE INTO GALLADE]]</!>
File:DecanteringCardCrusher.png|[[Decantering]].
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Image:kobecrusher.jpg|Kobe Crusher
File:STARE CRUSHER2.jpg|[[Stare cat|Stare crusher]]
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[[Image:Zoom nig.jpg|thumb|OLOL ZOOMNIG]]
[[Image:Card_Crush_Card.PNG|thumb|CARD CRUSH!]]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWsxmCG5Guw#t=1m0s

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