A confession is the act of verbally pwning oneself for a variety of reasons (usually when one gets busted for anti-social acts) on a variety of media. The worst kind of confession is the OTI confession (Al Gore nevar forgets!) but the newspaper confession is a close second.
Although confession in the Catholic church is supposed to cleanse your guilt and be good for your eternal soul, confession is, in fact, never good. Sure the Catholic priest is sworn to silence, but Jesus knows that you did 9/11, and that's a secret best kept to Jew.
Sportswriter's Transsexual Confession
If you absolutely have to confess, what follows below is how NOT to do it. This article appeared in the Sports section of the Los Angeles Times, the second most read newspaper in America, where sport is manly and everything else is faggotry.
—Christine the Tranny, How not to Confess.
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