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Flag burners are honorable citizens, driven by righteous indignation, to burn the flag of their country or their enemy's countries in the hopes of bringing attention to their urgent causes.

In a fully enlightened society, these patriots would be honored. In fact, "flag desecration" is actually a law which carries a penalty of fines and imprisonment in certain patriotic zealot countries, despite it being no more than a colored piece of material.

Whoever knowingly mutilates, defaces, physically defiles, burns, maintains on the floor or ground, or tramples upon any flag of the United States shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than one year, or both...

the term “flag of the United States” means any flag of the United States, or any part thereof, made of any substance, of any size, in a form that is commonly displayed.


—If your son makes a miniature Play-doh flag, you better make sure it waves proudly instead of getting mutilated into some other object, or Uncle Sam will rape you.

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Anthony Davis Carter

Anthony Davis Carter: Black man soon to become black and blue, thanks to white cops.

Black man loots flags from white veterans' graves. Bleeds red after white cops turn him black and blue. On Veterans Day, lol.

Ela Thier

"GIVE ME MY ABORTION!" shrieked Ela Thier, before torching the flag

Any surprise this bitch majored in drama at New York University?

With match in hand, Ela Thier set a flag soaked in lighter fluid aflame. "I'm doing this because I want to show how angry I am, I believe that the Supreme Court has violated my basic human rights."


Psychobitch burns flag, moons for cameras

Unable to overcome her addiction to drama, Ela Thier leads drama workshops and begs on Patreon in New York City, with lulzy results:

This workshop was a waste of my time and money. Dont fall for this fraud. You WONT learn how to get an agent. You WONT learn how to market your screenplay. You WONT find anyone successful in the “class” to network with. All you WILL do is meet a bunch of talentless losers who whine about their failures and blame their failures on “capitalism” or the “patriarchy”


Another satisfied customer of Independent Film School!

In 2016, the America hating New York "artist" was masturbating to the hopeless Bernie Sanders campaign.

Hyder Akbar, Nikolaos Angelopoulos and Farhad Anklesaria

Hyder "Allahu" Akbar got drunk at Yale and burned a flag. The camel-fucker was too Jewcheap to buy a flag, so he stole one.

So three Yalies walk out of a bar...

The three were arrested early Tuesday after officers on patrol spotted the burning flag and tore it from the pole where it was mounted to the house on Chapel Street, police said.


Yalies steal flag, burn it

Hyder "Allahu" Akbar later co-authored with Susan Burton a book about his experiences in Afghanistan, called Come Back to Afghanistan. After his flag-burning stunt, the book will be re-issued as LOL, Going Back to Afghanistan!

Mr Akbar is believed to be a friend of Rahmatullah Hashemi, a former Taliban spokesman who became known as “the Yale Taliban” after he enrolled at the university.


Shocking detail!

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber, always the media whore, decided to enrage all of South America by using a flag of Argentina as both a doormat and a mop when he stepped on it and used his mic stand to sweep it off of the stage. Bieber is too Canadian to actually burn a flag, but he desecrated one nonetheless, in yet another fit of adolescent rebellion and impersonation of his idol Michael Jackson.

He later tried to control the damage by claiming he had believed it to be an article of clothing which had been thrown on stage, as he's used to having bras and panties soiled underwear thrown at him on a regular basis, along with water bottles.

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