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'''RECONQUISTA''' Literally meaning the reconquiring in [[Spics|Spanish]], or the taking back, is a [[Stoner|stoned out of their fucking minds]] crazy ass [[Mexico|Mexican]] idea that the South West [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]] can be taken back by [[Mexico]]. The idea mostly came about from the dying off of the last good brain cell of an unemployed Illegal [[Mexico|Mexican Immigrant]] as he was smoking Meth and watching [[Anime|Hetalia]] on Netflix using someone's stolen bandwidth, and had a dream that the [[Religion|Aztec gods]] told him that he must take back what was once Aztlan for them. With a true stoner's conviction he pushed the idea thinking it'd making him the [[Cuba|Che]] of the US but forgot about it right after he took a nap. Unfortunately he told others about it.
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'''RECONQUISTA''' Literally meaning the reconquiring in [[Spics|Spanish]], or the taking back, is a [[Stoner|stoned out of their fucking minds]] crazy ass [[Mexico|Mexican]] idea that the Southwest [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]] can be taken back by [[Mexico]]. The idea mostly came about from the dying off of the last good brain cell of an unemployed Illegal [[Mexico|Mexican Immigrant]] as he was smoking Meth and watching [[Anime|Hetalia]] on Netflix using someone's stolen bandwidth, and had a dream that the [[Religion|Aztec gods]] told him that he must take back what was once Aztlan for them. With a true stoner's conviction he pushed the idea thinking it'd making him the [[Cuba|Che]] of the US but forgot about it right after he took a nap. Unfortunately he told others about it.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 20:09, 24 November 2019

Reconquista
Everything inside the red line shows what was once Mexican territory and the green shows high hispanic populations

RECONQUISTA Literally meaning the reconquiring in Spanish, or the taking back, is a stoned out of their fucking minds crazy ass Mexican idea that the Southwest United States can be taken back by Mexico. The idea mostly came about from the dying off of the last good brain cell of an unemployed Illegal Mexican Immigrant as he was smoking Meth and watching Hetalia on Netflix using someone's stolen bandwidth, and had a dream that the Aztec gods told him that he must take back what was once Aztlan for them. With a true stoner's conviction he pushed the idea thinking it'd making him the Che of the US but forgot about it right after he took a nap. Unfortunately he told others about it.

(( MEXICO WANTS BACK THE SOUTHWEST U.S. ))


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