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Thizz in peace, our hyphy overlord.

Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut TJC.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

Real-time discussion about ED content and/or help from an ED Sysop can be found at #wiki and #ed on IRC. Check your fear, drama and faggotry at the door.

About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

User Groups

See the User Group Rights page showing the rights of the users of each group. The group you're in dictates what your privileges are on ED.


All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the General disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an emailconfirmed account to edit articles. ED doesn't support anonymous editing. (IP addresses)

  • Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.

  • Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.
  • Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.
  • Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.

Front page

  • Add images to articles, or upload better versions of wanted images. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.
  • Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.

  • Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category:'''(name of category)''']] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). Do not create new categories.
  • Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

Request editor privileges

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

SysOp & Editor Tasks
Article:   Quote:   Picture:   Video:
Banplz: 0
Broken redirects Double redirects


Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

  • Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page
  • Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag content with {{delete}}.


Administrators have all of the Editor tools, along with the ability to delete pages, edit the user interface, and ræp users. If you have any questions about anything on ED, talk to them. They're here to help you.

  • Also, all of the Editor tasks apply to you as well.

TJC Archives



Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - askpapabear.com - Some old guy with no qualification is giving out advice. The front page right now has an actual pedo writing to him. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 18:17, 14 October 2019 (UTC)
  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  3. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. From May 2014: ASU student assaults man carrying a sign. KYM has a deadpooled entry. yes this is old, but it would be interesting to know more about the people in this video. There's a dubstep remix here: SoundCloud Icon Orange.png zmcd/mark-mark-mark.YouTube :-hipcrimeEmote Pop tart cat.gif 23:06, 16 November 2016 (EST)
  2. White Girls Fuck Dogs - new meme
  3. Wew Lad - meme
  4. Seapunk - cousin to Vaporwave
  5. Eugenia Cooney - neogothic, emo youtuber who may be anorexic, lots of drama surrounding her, Onision, MrRepzion, and It's Black Friday are involved. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 01:18, 6 December 2016 (EST)
  6. Bashar al-Assad President of Syria, Putin's butt buddeh.
  7. Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theories - covering notable conspiratards and etc
  8. David Duke - Former leader of KKK, notable neonazi, had hand in creation of stormfront, notable infamy
  9. Inauguration of Donald Trump - massive protests, riots and drama, spawning new carl the cucks like Luke Crywalker.
  10. Kellyanne Conway - how is she not a rapidly-growing article already?
  11. Ben Fritz - Twitter is tearing this guy a new asshole. He is the guy who wrote the pewdiepie article that lost him his contract for making nazi jokes. Turns out he is a hypocrite (surprize!), Twitter is tearing him a new asshole and trying to get him fired for making mazi jokes himself.
  12. Steven Bonnell II aka Destiny. YouTube Favicon.png This faggot is pure ED gold. Pedo. Would-be murder. Has shown his dick. Twitch-streamer. He hits all the hallmarks.
  13. Shadow Brokers L33T hax0rs
  14. The Internet Of Things - How are we ignoring this? Sure, hook your fridge, car, lighting, TV, and central heating up to the internet. What could possibly go wrong?
  15. Culture wars -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:12, 24 April 2017 (EDT)

Current Tasks

Feel free to pitch in any work we need done. We mainly need maintenance on XOTNs and the new portals, along with detailing any current shitstorms going on.

  1. As always, staff, please set XOTNs. Always ensure the next 3 days are set.
  2. Build up the Politics portal
  3. We need to have miniflag icons uploaded for every country possible, mainly for High Score.

Well, this will be fun.

Missing extension: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:YouTube

More to add once I have time to dredge through all the missing templates and extensions... 02:27, 8 October 2019 (UTC)

YouTube Extension installed. Conradrock (talk) 03:19, 8 October 2019 (UTC)

Currently, the forums are being worked on. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 02:53, 8 October 2019 (UTC)
  • Still missing:

20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC) https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:EmbedVideo
20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TorBlock (If needed still)
We are not blocking Tor users, especially since they are coming in "native" (directly within Tor to our backend) so Tor users that get blocked can't bypass their bans, since the backend sees the circuit IP now. Conradrock (talk) https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Html5mediator
20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC) https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TimedMediaHandler
20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC) https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:TrustedXFF20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

  • Requests

https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:StopForumSpam (To deal with the constant spambots)
20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC) https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:SpamBlacklist (Manual filters for ones that don't get caught automatically. Comes with MediaWiki but is not enabled/configured by default)
20px Implemented Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:ConfirmAccount (If we get hit by a particularly nasty spammer/vandal wave)
I'm not going to implement this one until SES (the email subsystem) is working. Conradrock (talk) 09:23, 12 October 2019 (UTC) 03:24, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

BTW, with Extension:SpamBlackList, you and all the other Admins might want to get acquainted with this page: MediaWiki:Spam-whitelist. That extension get's its spam/bad URL info from TOW moralfags. Which beats getting spam/bad URL info from the moralfags at Cuckservapedia or the just plain weird people at RationalWiki. Conradrock (talk) 09:41, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

Interface admin

May I please be added to the "interface admin" group? It's currently the only group with the "editsitecss" and "editsitejs" bits. Without it, I can't edit MediaWiki:Common.css or MediaWiki:Common.js. I wrote the current version of our collapsible elements, so I believe that I can be trusted to handle such pages. I also noticed that we now have the Gadgets extension installed. I would like to edit MediaWiki:Gadgets-definition, but I need to be an interface-admin in order to edit it. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 18:20, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

Done Conradrock (talk) 21:05, 9 October 2019 (UTC)
Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 22:43, 9 October 2019 (UTC)

.SE E-Mail

All Sysops and above are *REQUIRED* to have an encyclopediadramatica.se email account. The service is provided by Protonmail. If you already have Protonmail, you can use your ED.SE email in conjunction with this account. Please email me your username and aliases you wish to have associated with your account NLT 10/19/2019 or you'll be considered an inactive sysop. Send your choices with from the email address I need to send the invite to: [email protected] Thank you. Conradrock (talk) 08:31, 10 October 2019 (UTC)

I decided not to use protomail anymore as I figured out how to set our own emails at rest on our email server that's sitting in my hosted IP space, which will be cheaper. So, instead of using protonmail, just please email me at: [email protected] what your desired username will be. This also gives you shell access to the both data center's bridgeheads, which I want all admin users to have anyway. If you already sent me a request, I got it, just let me know if you want to change the "non-ed" email on file to associate with the account. Conradrock (talk) 10:02, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

Problem Logging In

Password for HaGibor won't work and the password recovery won't send me a temporary password.

HaGibor1 (talk) 14:32, 10 October 2019 (UTC)

Shoot me a note at [email protected] or [email protected] so I can send you a temporary password until I've fixed the email issue. I'm working on it right now. Conradrock (talk) 19:26, 11 October 2019 (UTC)
I'm currently unable to use Special:ConfirmEmail to confirm my new Email address. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 15:00, 10 October 2019 (UTC)
This is now resolved. Conradrock (talk) 17:50, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 00:36, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

URL construction

hi all, welcome back. our current plain URLs now have a /w/ in between https://encyclopediadramatica.se and the article name. i understand why it's there but if the old URL construction was used, it would re-light all those deadlinks. is it worth dropping the /w/ just to reactivate the old backlinks? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:40, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

Old URL design implemented. Conradrock (talk) 07:44, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

deleted or broken images

Just wondering what ED plans on doing with all the deleted or broken images on some articles. In many cases these aren't recoverable (they're not on web.archive.org/ or if they are they're too small and not the proper uploads). As an example most on Autistic Legion of Doom is deleted or broken images that cannot be recovered. Evil (talk) 03:37, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

I'm sorry, but what would you like ED to do about this situation? All of the data that was hosted on the previous server was lost, which is why a new crew of SysAdmins came on board to recover what we could find and ensure that proper backups would be performed at all times, including making sure we have one off site. Unfortunately, everything on the previous server was lost and if we can't recover it from the Internet, then it's lost forever. It's just how it is. It sucks and you can't always predict a RAID failure, but it would of been better to have a images backup from 2017, a database backup from 2017, and an articles dump from 2018. I'm not trying to troll about this, but there's absolutely nothing left we can do, now we're just working on getting things on this wiki back to normal and getting the forums operational. Conradrock (talk) 08:02, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
I was just curious. I removed some broken images on pages and made redirects, but was blocked for 1 week for no apparent reason. On the other hand, I can't say I'm disappointed about the permanent loss of stuff here since I've never much liked this site. But it looks like there's a lot of articles that are completely destroyed; traffic to this wiki is also very minimal and this place looks almost dead anyway.Evil2 (talk) 12:38, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
Was there a backup database for the forums or is that starting from new?Evil2 (talk) 12:44, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
  • If you do not care about ED, why are you here? Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 12:55, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
I've had trolls create articles spreading all sorts of libel and deliberate misinformation about me here for years; ED refuses to remove this content. My only interest really was knowing what is/isn't being restored, so I know. If stuff reappears on search-engines I'll have to block it by sending legal complaints again to Bing, Google etc. About 75% of the "leaked emails" on Autistic Legion of Doom article were fakes filled with defamatory allegations about me including false claims of mental illness and a made up lie I had sent death threats or doxed someone. I'm obviously not disappointed to see these are deleted and most not recoverable.Evil3 (talk) 13:12, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
You do realize that coming here and announcing this you're going to make it someone's mission to try to dig this up, right? Conradrock (talk) 17:51, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
LOLiver fails again. Mikemikev1488 (talk) 18:30, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
@Conradrock, note my article was created by Mikemikev, so can ED just delete it? You allowed a mentally ill self-described neo-Nazi to write a tun of lies about me. I can easily be found on social media and nothing written about me on the article matches who I am at all.Evil4 (talk) 19:12, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
You won't get jack shit deleted you communist traitor asexual. You are on my hit-list. After this little Jewish shite https://www.instagram.com/p/g3rDiRBWSI/ UnblockMikemikev (talk) 19:42, 13 October 2019 (UTC)


couple of things

  • is there a way to bring back articles from post 2017 that isn't just copy-pasting what's in the archive?
We have articles from Post 2017 that were recovered from an XML dump as well. Anything else that's missing will need to be copy pasted, basically scraped.
  • do we get upload wizard back?
Working on it, but this has to be the last extension, because I really need to work on EDF.
  • is vector.css disabled now? i tried using it but nothing happened
It shouldn't be. If it was, we would have major issues with the skin loading. I do have some aggressive defenses enabled on Cloudflare but you will see an actual "BLOCKED" page if you were being blocked.

SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:40, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

Conradrock (talk) 18:27, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

$wgAllowUserCss is set to false by default. It needs to be changed to true in order for pages such as User:Schnitzel/vector.css to have any effect. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 00:46, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
I set this to true, please try it now. Thanks. Conradrock (talk) 04:56, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

also, seeing the broken redirects and wanted pages list shows a lot of previously made articles that aren't there because they were made post 2017, but there are other articles (Bike Cuck, Einshine, Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting, etc) that were also made after 2017 that had imported revisions, is this a thing that's only for some pages (meaning we'll have to restore the other pages manually), or can admins import revisions from previous articles too? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 16:06, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

Smear artists

You are all liars and smear artists using this website to smear people. Your website is hosted in Sweden, you will be sued. Mikemikev1488 (talk) 18:30, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

https://www.whois.com/whois/encyclopediadramatica.se registrar: EgenSajt.se . I will complain and close you LIARS down. Mikemikev1488 (talk) 18:33, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

Have you hired an attorney-at-lol yet? Have you even submitted a formal complaint to [email protected] yet? Conradrock (talk) 18:38, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
Remove my article, COWARD. Mikemikev1488 (talk) 18:40, 12 October 2019 (UTC) Mikemikev Stare Exploitable.png
You must file a formal complaint first at [email protected] for further evaluation of your request. Thank you. Conradrock (talk) 19:39, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
Gonna cry? Piss your pants, maybe? Maybe shit and cum? Yellowbird (talk) 18:46, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
LMAO. is this you? https://arre.st/Mugshots/Texas/Denton/Conrad+Rockenhaus/112149237/mugshot.html EDadminsarekikes (talk) 20:01, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
sexy as fk imo -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:52, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
Yeah, that's me, that was after the ER gave me four B-52 shots and still couldn't get my aggressiveness and agitation down, so instead of calling the VA, they called the cops. That's how it goes. I don't even remember shit. Conradrock (talk) 04:59, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
Mikemikev has for years threatened to also "take offline" RationalWiki for his article: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Michael_Coombs Has never happened, so his threats never materialise. I'd don't believe legal threats in the sense of being sued are the solution (however I support legal requests to de-index content on search-engines, but that doesn't involve lawsuits), rather I've tried to put across sensible arguments why ED should delete problematic articles/content.Evil4 (talk) 19:35, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
You are talking shit as usual race traitor crybaby asexual. Smith aka LOLiver is an antifa TRAITOR. You should be shot like every dirty Marxist traitor trying to destroy the west. Or perhaps we should throw boglins at you. UnblockMikemikev (talk) 19:39, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

@KikeKikev LOLOLOLOL FGT U SUK BALLS LOLOLOLOLOL KYS LOLOLOL PS. Missed you, buddy. Life just isn't as nice without you to shit on Barrabas (talk) 21:54, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

Calm down retard. The Adolf Hitler (talk) 01:17, 14 October 2019 (UTC)
Make another sock, why don't you? Megafaggot.Barrabas (talk) 05:03, 15 October 2019 (UTC)

edit filter

i propose that sysops be allowed to edit through an edit filter. i think i'm a sysop and was blocked from updating Daily Stormer's template. also how did dailystormer.name get on our edit filter? if we just used the Wikipedia package, then some URLs like DS and Kiwi Farms will need removed because we rely on those sites for some article proofs. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:17, 12 October 2019 (UTC)

This is happening because User:OtterWhiskers requested the SpamBlackList extension, which gets it's feed from Mediawiki. I can either disable the extension or we can add the URLs to Mediawiki:Spam-whitelist which is Sysop protectedd. Conradrock (talk) 22:13, 12 October 2019 (UTC)
I've updated the error message to provide the exact text that triggered the block. If you're trying to edit something and the wiki bitches about it being blacklisted you can add the link directly to the whitelist here. 02:33, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
thanks. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:52, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

A request from Nate

Can you please remove the Nate Spidgewood article which has been used to defame. I have since moved on with my life and even the Kiwi Farmers rarely talk about me anymore. NateSpidgewood12 (talk) 15:18, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

No. You spent years registering account after account here, and every time you ended up spamming ALL CAPS garbage about how you're pissed off. Live with the consequences of that. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 17:17, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
Please piss off and die, Nate. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 18:27, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
Is there anyway ED will delete articles? This website seems to have no purpose aside from destroying people's lives by abusing Google/search-engine traffic to their names so deliberate harmful misinformation shows. ED has only been back online for a few days but multiple people here are already complaining about problematic content; this is also why you keep getting taken offline. If you just made funny satirical articles, no one would have a problem, but you've allowed internet crazies to misuse this site to create revenge articles that libel people.Evil4 (talk) 19:21, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
I'm familiar with Nate from 3 years back. I think he's since corrected his behaviour and Kiwis have left him alone, so if he's improved his behaviour, why still have an article that is causing him distress? Do none of you people have a conscience?Evil4 (talk) 19:28, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
LMAO you are both spergs. Autism fail. UnblockMikemikev (talk) 19:48, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
  • First of all, we do not abuse search engine traffic. Second, that so-called multiple people only include you and two other spergs - quite a number! Third, you do not know shit about why ED disappears for brief periods of time, and you have no real evidence regarding when and whether ED is taken down or not. Last but not least, the only "crazies" I see misusing ED are people like you. Have a nice day. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 23:33, 13 October 2019 (UTC)
How are you not abusing search engine traffic when you libel people as paedophiles, and many other things? My current name redirects to the paedophilia article, while my own article is filled with other defamatory made up claims and lies. I'm not a paedophile nor have ever written or said anything that can be construed as paedophilia. So how is calling or linking someone to paedophilia not abusing search engine traffic? You're literally insane sociopaths.Evil4 (talk) 00:16, 14 October 2019 (UTC)

SysOps, Please add RSA Public Keys to your User Pages

Hello- So I can add new accounts to the bridgeheads now and make adding accounts easier in the event of a possible future failure, please generate a RSA key pair (if you don't have one) for SSH authentication and place a copy of your public key (which usually ends with .pub and doesn't contain the text "PRIVATE KEY" on your UserPage. Please see my userpage or Lotic's page for examples. I would greatly appreciate it if this was completed as soon as possible. Thanks! Conradrock (talk) 22:42, 13 October 2019 (UTC)

EDF repairs, upgrades, and other software fuckery

EDF is up and running, but there are still some things needed to be put in order or re-introduced to get back to almost normal. Said shit includes, but is not limited to:

  • The use of media embeds like YouTube in thread posts and signatures Checkmark 2.gif
  • The ratings system Checkmark 2.gif
  • Staff re-arrangement Checkmark 2.gif
  • The various themes Endsenten was kind enough to make for us
  • the Shoutbox Checkmark 2.gif
  • banners
  • news threads on the front page
  • maybe add some new account identities, like Discord and Twitch

If any of these things have been fixed, or if they just don't work on a specific browser, post updates here. Yellowbird (talk) 04:18, 17 October 2019 (UTC)

Hey, it's zew0. Glad to see you back up and running. Mind if you approve my forum account and let me get to work here? Thanks a bunch. - Zew1 (talk) 03:42, 20 October 2019 (UTC)

Not forum staff, but you should check your email for the confirmation link. That's how I got in, anyway. Yellowbird (talk) 06:37, 20 October 2019 (UTC)

A quick recap

Just been surveying the situation. If I've got any of this wrong then please correct me.

What has happened is as follows:

  • ED was taken down for some kind of fancy non-crucial upgrade
  • Virtually nothing on the wiki was backed up beforehand
  • The so-called upgrade nearly destroyed ED for some reason
  • All work from 2017 onwards has been wiped, perhaps forever
  • Two months later, editors are scraping googlecached ED pages to salvage what they can
  • Somewhere, Sherrod DelGyppo is crying into her cream cakes due to uncontrollable laughter

Is that broadly accurate?

Sidecar (talk) 17:50, 23 October 2019 (UTC)

Yep. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 17:52, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
Right. Thanks.
Dear Christ in Heaven
Next question. Who is/are to blame for this, if anyone, and how much responsibility do they bear (expressed as percentage/s)?
Sidecar (talk) 18:11, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
Mm. That explains part of it, some of which (the raid failure) seems to be sheer bad luck.
But whose decision was it, ultimately, to fix the site when it wasn't broken?
And who should have ensured that everything was backed up first, and ideally backed-up in duplicate? This is utterly basic internet. Two is one, and one is none.
You've had far more than your fair share of abuse and criticism, but imho any site supremo who fucked up this big should quit.
So this is my vote of no confidence. Sorry.
Sidecar (talk) 19:29, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
They did, Sibin is gone. Conradrock (talk) 21:30, 23 October 2019 (UTC)
Also, to clarify, I'm not sure where the hell the whole "site upgrade" thing is coming from, as Sibin wasn't upgrading anything at the time of the failure. The only reason why we're running the latest of things now with the backups we have is it was easier to install the latest versions of the software and import the data we could find, instead of going back several releases to the older software that version of the wiki that was being ran. That upgrade may be referring to specifically to the Forum software itself, as there's a huge difference between XF1 and XF2 we noticed during our import that we had to account for when we brought the forums back up. Conradrock (talk) 07:21, 24 October 2019 (UTC)

CAPTCHA Won't Let Me Edit Article

So I'm trying to edit PragerU's article, and it presents me with a CAPTCHA when trying to save changes to it. It mentions that I put external links and they're trying to prevent spam, but when I complete the CAPTCHA and hit 'save changes,' it makes me do it all over again. Wat do?

Glanni207 (talk) 01:06, 24 October 2019 (UTC) Glanni207

p.s. I'm using Tor Browser

p.p.s. The edit went through; still some advice with dealing with the CAPTCHA in the future would be much appreciated.

Can the skipcaptcha right please be given to Editors and possibly autoconfirmed users? At the moment, only sysops and bots possess it. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 02:00, 24 October 2019 (UTC)
this can only be done by "server administrators". -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:37, 27 October 2019 (UTC)
Isn't Conradrock taking note of all issues and requests published on this page? --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 14:49, 28 October 2019 (UTC)
I'm working on it, I'm behind, sorry. Conradrock (talk) 00:20, 30 October 2019 (UTC)
Done. Conradrock (talk) 00:27, 30 October 2019 (UTC)
Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 18:29, 30 October 2019 (UTC)

──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Actually, this has resulted in two "editor" groups instead of just one:

--JuniusThaddeus (talk) 18:55, 30 October 2019 (UTC)

I'm sorry about the typo. It's fixed. I'm also about not looking at the TJC everyday, I'm getting our new DC architecture built out. Conradrock (talk) 09:51, 2 November 2019 (UTC)
I understand. Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 15:05, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

wiki video embeds

this error appears on Porn Wiki Leaks/Kristina Rose:

The #evp parser function was deprecated in EmbedVideo 2.0. Please convert your parser function tag to #ev.

idk -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 13:50, 29 October 2019 (UTC)

#evp was for the EmbedVideoPlus extension, which was merged into the main EmbedVideo extension several years ago. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 18:39, 29 October 2019 (UTC)

CheckUser request

Could someone with CheckUser privs run a check on one of the spam accounts? I want to find out where in Brazil these socks are coming from, and I'm tempted to just IP range ban the entire damn country. Yellowbird (talk) 03:29, 2 November 2019 (UTC)

They're coming from different IPs, probably a botnet. Conradrock (talk) 10:09, 2 November 2019 (UTC)
Why don't you guys set a stronger filter to create an account? Deleting bots in real time is like trying to separate salt and pepper particles with a boxing glove. Xanjr (talk) 23:18, 3 November 2019 (UTC)
i added checkuser to your rights Yellowbird (talk). :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:04, 11 November 2019 (UTC)

Hit Counter

Per request, Hit Counter has been installed. It will update page views at the bottom of each page once per day. Thanks. Conradrock (talk) 10:02, 2 November 2019 (UTC)

Maintenance Note

This weekend we will be moving the servers from the emergency environment to the new permanent environment at the GreyPonyIT DataCenter. This should be a transparent process, other than ten minutes prior to cutover, editing the wiki will be disabled, just to make sure we have a final true and synced copy synced, then we will switch, which may result in a possible 1-2 minute connectivity loss to the end user, but not likely. When active maintenance is being performed, it will be announced in advance. Thanks everyone for getting us this far! Conradrock (talk) 12:27, 2 November 2019 (UTC)
Awesome. I am particularly new at ED, have been reading articles of ED and some made me laugh hard. I was wondering where you guys went from August 24 to October. Good thing ED is back! LULZ WILL NEVER STOP! Glory to ED. ShitBizkit (talk) 16:52, 2 November 2019 (UTC)
All that matters is that we are back. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 03:27, 4 November 2019 (UTC)
Hell yeah. ShitBizkit (talk) 21:28, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

Conrad Rockenhaus suing RationalWiki?!

So this shit is GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW!



RationalWiki is shit (talk) 22:16, 3 November 2019 (UTC)

  • Nobody cares about RationalWiki. If he does sue them for defamation, their article shall get featured to laugh at the spergs for thinking they are above US law. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 03:29, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

Hi Autistic Legion o' Doom! Yellowbird (talk)

YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD AND CONRAD IS A LIAR, HE NEVER DELETED MY ARTICLE. I don't even DESERVE an article on a troll Encyclopedia Dramatica, you fucking bastards!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!! NateSpidgewood1111 (talk) 22:37, 3 November 2019 (UTC)

This is why I didn't remove your article, Spergwood. Because I knew you'd be back to acting autistic again in about a month. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 23:30, 3 November 2019 (UTC)

You BETTER remove my fucking page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will get CONRAD SUED!!!! REMOVE MY ARTICLE . WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME SO MUCH THE KIWI FARMERS GAVE UP!!!!!NateAngry (talk) 03:11, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

Make sure you get your point straight by ALL CAPS, A trillion exclamation marks, Threatening to sue on the intranet and using Sockpuppets. Y'know, this should go down as a next footnote in history of Taking down ED. ShitBizkit (talk) 21:25, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

I See You're Drowning

This is absolutely delicious... Wage Gap

I don't think you've fully realized just how much data you actually lost, cause uh... it goes back further than 2017.

Also, hosting through Josh probably wasn't the smartest idea (especially given that your mods are so stupid they can't help but mention it in idle conversation).

It's too bad you kinda went out of your way to fuck over the only person who had a nearly complete backup of the site's media content. I think... maybe... this is what's called "karma". *nods*

--Absent Minded Anathema (talk) 03:45, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

I will break you, Onideus. Yellowbird (talk) 03:47, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

Wait I want to know who this Josh is Conradrock (talk) 03:52, 4 November 2019 (UTC)
Is it like Mr. Joshua from Lethal Weapon? Conradrock (talk) 03:54, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

You sure about that? Yellowbird (talk) 03:54, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

I dunno, you tell me. Apparently we're drowning. Conradrock (talk) 03:56, 4 November 2019 (UTC)
Well put. Feel free to kick him harder. Yellowbird (talk) 03:58, 4 November 2019 (UTC)
Probably drowning like this. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 04:02, 4 November 2019 (UTC)
Matthew, the only thing you have stored on your harddrive is exorbitant amounts of child porn. Nobody cares about you. Go away. The site is better without you. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:24, 4 November 2019 (UTC)
I have a list of every image Onideus ever uploaded. All of it is garbage. Say the word and I'll nuke every last piece of it into orbit. Uberfukken (talk) 02:25, 8 November 2019 (UTC)
Yes, please. Yellowbird (talk) 04:25, 8 November 2019 (UTC)
Do it faggot Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 18:25, 8 November 2019 (UTC)
he uploaded at least some of the grumpy cat images, didn't he? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:07, 11 November 2019 (UTC) (edit) yep, i see it's another Oneideus image purge without the requisite follow up work to remove the dead images from the affected articles. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:10, 11 November 2019 (UTC)
  • You won't have to do anything about it. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 07:33, 12 November 2019 (UTC)

Open Letter to Matthew

Otters had been neutral about you for almost the entirety of your stay on ED/F. Otters' stance changed, however, when it was revealed that you had been uploading borderline child pornography during your service as administrator - a privilege you could only acquire by bribing a drug addict. That alone would not have invited otter wrath upon you, since otters would have just disassociated with you. Rather, when you attacked the then-server administrator of ED is what caused otters to regard you as an enemy of ED. It is therefore shockingly hypocritical of you to offer to help with the restoration of ED. Do keep in mind that this endeavor will not earn you your undeserved privileges back.

More importantly, there is only one question otters wish answered. Why are you getting confrontational with otters? Otters are not the enemy of ED, nor are they the enemy of anybody as long as they are left alone. Informing other parties that you consider otters as your enemy is immature. Moreover, refusing to work with otters even before it has been established that you are allowed to work on ED or that you are welcome back on ED is rather pretentious. It goes back to your previous mentality that ED has ever needed you to keep itself operational. Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 04:48, 4 November 2019 (UTC)

Spambot pandemic

I don't care who you are or how popular your wiki is, deleting and banning 200 spambots a day, every day, is not normal. Something has to be done. Yellowbird (talk) 14:20, 5 November 2019 (UTC) User Creation Log 11-5.jpg Fuck it, restrict account creation again. I'm done dealing with this shit. Yellowbird (talk) 21:21, 5 November 2019 (UTC)

Where the fuck are my Sysop powers? ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:36, 6 November 2019 (UTC)
Restored. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 19:02, 6 November 2019 (UTC)
I enabled strong QuestyCaptcha for new accounts, you should see a reduction. Please let me know. Conradrock (talk) 22:12, 6 November 2019 (UTC)
Looks like it worked. Can't believe it was this simple, but I haven't seen any activity today. Thanks. Yellowbird (talk) 18:16, 7 November 2019 (UTC)
Thanks, Conrad. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 16:17, 8 November 2019 (UTC)

Extension requests

Can the following extensions please be installed?

These would make the editing environment of those of us not using the VisualEditor much more comfortable. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 16:21, 8 November 2019 (UTC)

Done. Check Version Page Conradrock (talk) 23:48, 10 November 2019 (UTC)
It's working nicely, thanks. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 22:37, 11 November 2019 (UTC)

Encyclopedia Dramatica account suspended on Twitter

What happened? Any idea why it was suspended? Stax (talk) 19:12, 15 November 2019 (UTC)

  • Probably because it was getting too political with Rodney Reed.

Hagibor (talk) 23:12, 15 November 2019 (UTC)


Otter Whiskers OtterWhiskersIcon.png 21:19, 17 November 2019 (UTC)

Fixed. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 19:02, 18 November 2019 (UTC)

I have purged all of Onideus's contributions

Approximately 6,800 images spanning across a few hundred pages that were uploaded by Onideus have been removed from the wiki.

Why the 'bomb the desert into glass' style purge? About 5 percent of his uploads were related to diapers or children, often in a sexual nature. None of them in my opinion would count as outright child porn, but much of it is very borderline. Another 5 percent was lolicon. The other 90% can either be found on Know Your Meme or 9gag, and although I did not investigate the source of his images I wouldn't be surprised if he ripped the majority of them directly from either of those or similar sites.

Pages he started and was the majority editor of were also removed. With the exception of a few asinine topics like Bacon and Fidgit Spinners, most of them were hit pieces on nobodies in the furry or brony communities.

I learned a few things while doing this.
1) The backup missed a range of a few months worth of times between late 2016 and early 2017.
2) A lot of those images belonged to AlGore. Lmao, still getting pwnt from beyond the grave.
3) Conrad's 2018 XML dump brought a few articles back from the dead that probably need to be wiped clean of media. Examples: Fembusters / Donald Drumpf / David Raymond Amos

There's still a lot of articles with missing images. A lot of low-effort editing happened in the last year and that involves slapping in a bunch of dumb memes and smarky thumbnail commentary. I think the best thing to do at this point is just remove the missing image links from articles if you run into them. Uberfukken (talk) 02:27, 18 November 2019 (UTC)

If we could only purge Onideus from existence. I have an ancient backup from 2011 but not sure how many images are missing from that time. 02:30, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
Amen brother. Hopefully Conrad will revitalize the backups page: Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Archives Uberfukken (talk) 02:38, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:42, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
  • remove images from even the drumpf page? that article has a ton of images SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 21:28, 22 November 2019 (UTC)


Why did User:Creative Username block User:Ceiling Cat on Wheels? No explanationz from the creative man. Ceiling Cat on many wheels (talk) 10:40, 18 November 2019 (UTC)

Was only trying to write something lulzy and useful about TOW. Ceiling Cat on many wheels (talk) 10:40, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
Lulzy articles about TOW sysops are the norm on ED, why delete Ceiling Cats??? Ceiling Cat on many wheels (talk) 10:41, 18 November 2019 (UTC)

Hypotheical Scenario

I wanna imagine a scenario where faggots were able to put the cum squeeze on ED, and hire teh lawyers to fuck ED over. So what happens in this world if ED actually shut down, along with *chans? I would imagine people would be able to hide everything in their blankets and wouldn't be able to say what they would want to say about what they observed. It would probably be a terrible world in there... ShitBizkit (talk) 11:24, 18 November 2019 (UTC)


Why was User:Ceiling Cat on Wheels banned? He thought ED was a paradise of freedom, unlike the oppressive regime of TOW aka North Korea. He seeks only an explanation of why the block was executed. Ceiling Cat on more wheels (talk) 13:11, 18 November 2019 (UTC)

I have unblocked this user after checking his edits and not really seeing why he was banned in the first place. -Boudica (talk) 19:01, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
He was a sockpuppet of Wikipedoidiots, who was previously banned multiple times from this wiki before the servers shat themselves. I think it was either Hipcrime or CreativeUsername who banned the first account. Yellowbird (talk) 19:15, 18 November 2019 (UTC)
Just reapplied his block. This retard shit out nothing but autism and spammed up talk pages and made random sub pages full of incoherent rants about TOW and other bullshit on the previous version of ED. He proceeded to pull the exact same shit on this version. Probably has some form of mental illness but isn't interesting or lulzy enough for his own article. 02:32, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

All Admins

Please email me at conrad (at) rockenhaus.com to obtain your new ED email addresses, which are accessible either via webmail or IMAP/SMTP and for other information that I need to relay for further communication. Thank you. Conradrock (talk) 07:31, 21 November 2019 (UTC)

Conrad will be passing out email addresses soon, unless a technical Admin level person on here is willing to take the job of running our mailserver. Also, all admins need to be on Slack, we're migrating away from IRC. Contact him or a Bureaucrat for details. Joseph Evers (talk) 00:49, 1 December 2019 (UTC)

File:Vermin rat.png

this file

not really so much about this particular file, but this is the second time i've gone to upload a new copy of a missing file, then MediaWiki acts like it was there all along, which makes me wonder if some of those blank file pages could be fixed, maybe. anyways i found the new copy at


and i can't remember what the other one was (because there was no log. whatever happened to re-activate those files is not logged). -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:19, 26 November 2019 (UTC)

Our LocalSettings has download from Commons on, so if an image is on Commons, it's supposed to automatically come over to our Wiki. Do you think that might be causing the issue? Joseph Evers (talk) 00:44, 1 December 2019 (UTC)


Hi everyone, I am rizden... ED is cool! I also registered as this name. Rizden (talk) 14:09, 30 November 2019 (UTC)

I'm Back Everyone

Hello - I'm back from worldwide travel and partying hard. The Aussies aren't after me anymore and we finally have a safe place to reside. I'm back bitches. Contact me if you need anything here or on the talk page.

A special thanks to Conradrock, who's our ISP and assisted Uberfukken and Lotic for their efforts in saving our wiki. Uberfukken and Lotic, thank you for being loyal to ED and EDF and making sure that we got saved. I hereby award Uberfukken and Lotic the Lulz Medal of Honor for their efforts in saving this wiki. A special thanks to all of rest of the team for their efforts. We're surviving and thriving baby. Joseph Evers (talk) 00:42, 1 December 2019 (UTC)

Well.. this is a thing that happened? 01:57, 1 December 2019 (UTC)
Godspeed.. Godspeed. ShitBizkit (talk) 16:41, 1 December 2019 (UTC)

Address details shown!

I thought posting personal information like what this user did, is against the rules of ED. https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Contributions/Gimpy

Please can you ban "Gimpy"?

Thanks. SuperHealthyJuice (talk) 11:37, 3 December 2019 (UTC)

Kill yourself Grace. 15:49, 3 December 2019 (UTC)

I tried to delete an image!

It just duplicated the same one, even though it was a different image.


SuperHealthyJuice (talk) 13:37, 3 December 2019 (UTC)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg? MJ2.0 (talk) 16:58, 3 December 2019 (UTC)