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GNU is an acronym for "GNU's Not Usable", an [[lie|operating system]] which forms the basis for [[Lunix|Linux]].

GNU is an [[autistic]] [[sect]] of fanatics that hates everyone that does not [[blow|worship]] them. Their leader is known as RMS or [[Richard Stallman]], a dirt [[old fart]] that never showered himself or used water in his body and has a beard full of crap of not cleaning it over the years that he uses as emergency food while trolling over the Internets.

They invented a license named [[GPL]], an acronym that means Get Paid Less (moar liek Get Laid Less, amirite?). With this license everyone will think you are a moron and will pay you just with used condoms for the most [[pain]] work: develop apps for [[lusers]].

They rewrite and create new licenses that people hates even more. GPL version 3 is the most hated of them along with GNU FDL that sucks too, used by the worst sites like Wikipedia or Uncyclopedia. Those licenses makes impossible to use crap from another places or you will get sued by their zealots. If you release crap using one of their licenses, you will look like a retarded GNU zealot and everyone will shit at you.

GNU was designed so that unusable bullshit could be protected by being unprotectable. The freedoms offered by the GPL are all lies invented by their zealots. The GPL works to take away all your freedom by making your shit free to others and able to making even worser. It's a great communist license and governments like [[China]], [[Kosovo]] or [[Venezuela]] uses it a lot for their weapons of mass destruction.


== GNU zealots and modus operandi ==

These kind of [[fucktards]] usually say that [[Microsoft]] will disappear in a few years and [[GNU]] will conquer the world. They also love [[Richard Stallman]] and would like to <s>[[fuck]]</s> make [[Love]] with him, but they don't know [[Richard Stallman]] is [[virgin]] and his [[penis]] is full of solidified [[smegma]]... Anyway, even this article's authors can't imagine how [[Richard Stallman]]'s Love is beautiful and deep. And [[strong]]. But soft. Shit this is a fucking [[paradox]].

== Projects under GNU GPL ==
* [[Spyware|Weapons of mass destruction]]
* [[emos]]
* [[Wikipedia]]
* [[Uncyclopedia]]
* [[Lunix]]
* [[Windows]] (as of 2007)
* Cherry OS
* [[Your mom]]
* GNU [[Crap]] Compiler
* autob0rken
* [[Retard|Zealots]]
* Your [[ass]]
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