On April 23 2012, the great hive of 4chan was rustled by the discovery of a video posted by ginger faggot Robert Gow. The video depicts him and his personal cunt Lindsey Ann McDuckface complaining about the delivery boy accidentally bringing them an empty box, and how it is their right to have a replacement, with the addition of a blowjob. In the video Robert is seen mentioning that he is going to slap the hard working pizza delivery guy, and that his girlfriend is going to film it.
The video then depicts freckleface engaging in a casual conversation with the distinguished gentleman in which he abruptly slaps him across the face with the empty pizza box, adding "you're gonna lose your life if you keep it up", then quickly retreats into his dormitory where he can continue to smoke weed and fail his classes. Any idiot at this point would keep a low profile, but gingers have a way of being boisterous. Uploading the video to YouTube, Gingerslap ensures his demise. Hours after the videos discovery, immediately realizing the shitstorm he had unleashed and fearing his video would go viral, Robert posted an apology on his youtube page.
It was revealed during the raid that the he wanted to send the video to the user Tosh.0. Hopefully we will be able to see his failure on national television.
A massive shitstorm ensued. Only mere minutes had passed when his address, facebook, phone number, and friends contacts were found by a team of Anons. A mole joined us, and being Facebook friends with the victim, he posted screenshots of the ginger's butthurt. While he was busy handling the hundreds of calls to his house, millions of pizzas were ordered at his address, and the army of angry as fuck pizza guys came standing outside his front door. Escorts were booked as well, which prompted a gathering of angry pimps, only wanting to hit that bitch for wasting their time.
The cowardly prick took down his original video as well, but with too many mirrors he was unable to contain the faggotry that he himself has created. His frontlawn was ruined by the mob of angry pizza men. He tried to apologize many times, but being a faggot he wasn't able to phrase it correctly. Only the dead can find peace from this rustling.
Gingerslap is part of a series on YouTube.
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