Gorilla warfare

No, not this kind of Gorilla Warfare.

So you just made a thread on 4chan's /b/ showing off your new car, and someone tells you it's a piece of shit and that you should go kill yourself. Or maybe another poster in a thread just called you a newfag, and you want to show him not to mess with you. Or maybe you just want to piss others off on /b/ by purposely being cancer. That's where the Gorilla Warfare/Navy Seal copypasta comes in.

Originating from OperatorChan's copypasta board[1], and originally posted in 2010, it details the response of an "Internet tough guy" who's had enough of people talking shit about him online.

Below is the original, which has since inspired many other shitty and cancerous variations. (A full archive of other variations is here.)

What's more cancerous to 4chan - this copypasta, or pony threads outside of /mlp/?

“	What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.	„

See also

A /b/tard does voice acting for the copypasta - from a Vocaroo thread.

• So cash
• Bel-air
• Copypasta
• Gorilla Warfare copypasta archive

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