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[[Image:Longcat.jpg|thumb|right|[[A cat is fine too|A looong cat is fine too.]]]]
 
[[Image:Longcat.jpg|thumb|right|[[A cat is fine too|A looong cat is fine too.]]]]
[[Image:Shiro (longcat).jpg|thumb|Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). [[Yes|Isn't she adorable?]]]]
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[[Image:Shiro (longcat).jpg|thumb|Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). [[No|Isn't she adorable?]]]]
  
 
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|style="padding:1px"|''<big>This [[article]] needs [[moar]] [[longcat|long]].</big><br><small> You can help by [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Longcat&action=edit adding moar long].</small>''
 
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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from [[2ch]], it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], as it has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[/b/|/b/tard]] in the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]].  
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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originally derived from an image posted on [[2chan]] sometime between 2004 to 2005, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], and has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[b/|/b/tard]] on the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]].  
  
Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named him after [[white| his second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species.
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Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species.
  
 
== The legend ==
 
== The legend ==
[[Image:Longcat buildings.jpg|thumb|400px|left|An accurate depiction.]]
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[[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]]
 
[[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]]
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[[Image:Longcat buildings.jpg|thumb|400px|center|An accurate depiction.]]
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[[Image:Wtclongcat.jpg|thumb|Longcat did [[WTC]]]]
 
[[Image:Wtclongcat.jpg|thumb|Longcat did [[WTC]]]]
  
[[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, [[lie|however this number has been verified]] by [[science]]. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|recharge their lasers]] after just [[over 9000 |9000 feet and one inch]] in the air.
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[[Image:Longcat_Pendulum.gif|thumb|Obey the Longcat]]
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[[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, [[lie|however this number has been verified]] by [[science]]. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|recharge their lasers]] after just [[over 9000 |9000 feet and one inch]] in the air.
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=== Possible Origin ===
  
===Possible Origin===
 
 
There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:
 
There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:
  
 
{{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}}
 
{{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}}
  
==The prophecy==
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== The prophecy ==
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[[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]]
 
[[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]]
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It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.
 
It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.
  
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Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!|[[Raptor Jesus]]}}
 
Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!|[[Raptor Jesus]]}}
  
[[tl;dr]]
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[[TL;DR]]
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== The Longcat family ==
  
==The Longcat family==
 
 
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<gallery>
Image:Shortcat.jpg|[[Shortcat]]
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File:Shortcat.jpg|[[Shortcat]]
Image:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
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File:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
Image:tactrohs.jpg|Tactrohs
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File:tactrohs.jpg|Tactrohs
Image:Longtac Gnolcat.jpg|Longcat and Tacgnol. [[catnarok|Now we are one!]]
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File:Longtac Gnolcat.jpg|Longcat and Tacgnol. [[catnarok|Now we are one!]]
Image:Long Horse 1.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
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File:Long Horse 1.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
Image:Long_horse.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
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File:Long_horse.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
Image:Longkip2.jpg|[[Mudkip|Longkip]]
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File:Longkip2.jpg|[[Mudkip|Longkip]]
Image:WideDog.JPG|[[Fail|Widedog]]
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File:WideDog.JPG|[[Fail|Widedog]]
Image:Longrat - flower.jpg|[[Flower|Long'kat]]
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File:Longrat - flower.jpg|[[Flower|Long'kat]]
Image:Olngact1.JPG|[[Olngact]], Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by [[Raptor Jesus]]  
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File:Olngact1.JPG|[[Olngact]], Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by [[Raptor Jesus]]  
Image:OhExploitableLongcat.jpg|[[Awesome|Longcat]], OH EXPLOITABLE!
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File:OhExploitableLongcat.jpg|=|Longcat, [[OH EXPLOITABLE|exploitable]] edition
Image:Longdog.jpg|[[A Cat Is Fine Too|A longdog is fine too]].
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File:Longdog.jpg|[[A Cat Is Fine Too|A longdog is fine too]].
Image:ExtraLongConey.jpg|Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him?
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File:ExtraLongConey.jpg|Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him?
Image:HQ.jpg| A challenger appears!
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File:HQ.jpg| A challenger appears!
Image:BayeuxLongcat.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry|Yonder Beast!]]
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File:BayeuxLongcat.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry|Yonder Beast!]]
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File:Iphone 10 tallest iphone yet.jpg|[[Apple|Longphone]] for Longcat
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File:Longcat stencil 1.jpg
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File:Longcat sport.jpg
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
 
</center>
 
</center>
  
 
== Moar family?! ==
 
== Moar family?! ==
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[[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]]
 
[[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]]
Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized [[:Image:Shatcat.jpg|Shatcat]]
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Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized [[:Image:Shatcat.jpg|Shatcat]]
  
 
It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat.
 
It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat.
  
==Longcat facts==
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== Longcat facts ==
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* Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
 
* Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
 
* Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]].
 
* Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]].
 
* Longcat is the longest substance known to man.
 
* Longcat is the longest substance known to man.
  
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For your [[flood|flooding]] pleasure.
 
For your [[flood|flooding]] pleasure.
  
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==Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong==
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== Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ==
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== YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case) ==
 
== YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case) ==
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The following video contains a [[nerd]]
 
The following video contains a [[nerd]]
 
<center><youtube>2FUQ6iStre8</youtube></center>
 
<center><youtube>2FUQ6iStre8</youtube></center>
  
==Gallery==
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== Gallery ==
{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery>
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Image:Rule34Longcat.jpg|More RULE 3rty 4our
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{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="6">
Image:Longsquash.jpg|Even Halloween is not safe
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File:Rule34Longcat.jpg|More RULE 3rty 4our
Image:longcatbeofgreatlength.jpg|Longcat be of great length!
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File:Longsquash.jpg|Even Halloween is not safe
Image:Longcatfr.jpg|Epic Longcat on [[Free Republic|Freerepublic.com]]
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File:longcatbeofgreatlength.jpg|Longcat be of great length!
</gallery>|<gallery>
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File:Bayeux_tapestry_-_longcat_is_long.jpg
Image:Godcat.jpg|Longcat is your god
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File:Longcatfr.jpg|Epic Longcat on [[Free Republic|Freerepublic.com]]
Image:Longcat War.jpg
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File:Godcat.jpg|Longcat is your god
Image:Longcat by j no.jpg
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</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
Image:Meowwars.gif|All [[Cats]] R saying:  "[[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER]]!
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File:Longcat War.jpg
Image:Longcatearthzm9.jpg|EARTH!
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File:Longcat by j no.jpg
Image:Longcatglass.jpg|Glass Longcat!
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File:Longcatglass.jpg|Glass Longcat!
Image:Longcatfirecf5.jpg|FIRE!
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File:Longcatearthzm9.jpg|EARTH!
Image:Longcatwindgs1.jpg|WIND!
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File:Longcatwindgs1.jpg|WIND!
Image:Longcatwaternz2.jpg|WATER!
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File:Longcatfire.jpg|FIRE!
Image:Longcathearthf8.jpg|HEART! By your powers combined, I am...
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File:Longcatwaternz2.jpg|WATER!
Image:Longcatcaptainls2.jpg|CAPTAIN LONGCAT!
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File:Meowwars.gif|All [[Cats]] R saying: "[[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER]]!"
Image:Catraid.jpg|Longcat merges its powers!
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File:Longcathearthf8.jpg|HEART! By your powers combined, I am...
Image:Inferno Cat.jpg|God help us...
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File:Longcatcaptainls2.jpg|CAPTAIN LONGCAT!
Image:Longcat fight!.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]!
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File:Catraid.jpg|Longcat merges its powers!
Image:Longcat rave.jpg
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File:Inferno Cat.jpg|God help us...
Image:Longercat.GIF
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File:Longcat fight!.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]!
Image:3 headed longcat.jpg
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File:Longcat rave.jpg
Image:Longcat by softmints.jpg|[[Rule 34]]
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File:Longercat.GIF
Image:Loooooooooooooooooooongcat.jpg
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File:3 headed longcat.jpg
Image:Wtclongcat.jpg
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File:Longcat by softmints.jpg|[[Rule 34]]
Image:Longcat temple.jpg|The Ancient Temple of Longcat
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File:Loooooooooooooooooooongcat.jpg
Image:Longburster.gif|This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn
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File:Wtclongcat.jpg
Image:Longercat.jpg|[[Some argue]] that there are longer cats; these people are [[fail]]ures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension.
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File:Longcat temple.jpg|The Ancient Temple of Longcat
Image:Unleash.jpg
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File:Longburster.gif|This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn
Image:Longcat_earthrize.jpg
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File:Longercat.jpg|[[Some argue]] that there are longer cats; these people are [[fail]]ures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension.
Image:Longcat_inthewoods.jpg
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File:Unleash.jpg
Image:753138578lai8.jpg
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File:Longcat_earthrize.jpg
Image:Towercat.jpg
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File:Longcat_inthewoods.jpg
Image:Easterlongcat.jpg|And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN!
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File:753138578lai8.jpg
Image:Gymcat.jpg
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File:Towercat.jpg
Image:Longcat_Moonlanding.jpg|The Conspiracy is broken
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File:Easterlongcat.jpg|And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN!
Image:Tablecat.jpg
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File:Gymcat.jpg
Image:Longcatbalrog.jpg|You SHALL...NOT...PASS!
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File:Longcat_Moonlanding.jpg|The Conspiracy is broken
Image:Argonath_longcats.jpg
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File:Tablecat.jpg
Image:Longcatwiki.jpg
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File:Longcatbalrog.jpg|You SHALL...NOT...PASS!
Image:Longcat Stencil.png|Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes
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File:Argonath_longcats.jpg
Image:Extended Feline by ShinjiHikari.jpg|Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter
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File:Longcatwiki.jpg
Image:Edcatislol.JPG|Edcat is LOL
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File:Longcat Stencil.png|Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes
Image:Longkip.jpg|i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too
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File:Extended Feline by ShinjiHikari.jpg|Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter
Image:Longcat In Paris.jpg
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File:Edcatislol.JPG|Edcat is LOL
Image:Looooongcat.gif
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File:Longkip.jpg|i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too
Image:LONGCAT IS THE LONGEST.PNG|[[Wikipedia]] knows that Longcat is long (and the longest)
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File:Longcat In Paris.jpg
Image:Longbot.jpg|Longbot is looooooong
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File:Looooongcat.gif
Image:Longcxat god.jpg
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File:LONGCAT IS THE LONGEST.PNG|[[Wikipedia]] knows that Longcat is long (and the longest)
Image:LONGJAP.jpg|A human challenger appears
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File:Longbot.jpg|Longbot is looooooong
Image:jpg.jpg|He still looks wonderful to me
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File:Longcxat god.jpg
Image:Longcat.parents.jpg.JPG|Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents
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File:LONGJAP.jpg|A human challenger appears
Image:Longcat333.gif
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File:jpg.jpg|He still looks wonderful to me
Image:Longcatchoko.jpg|Longcat: [[Japan]] version.
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File:Longcat.parents.jpg|Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents
Image:Epiclongcat.jpg|Epic Longcat on /b/
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File:Longcat333.gif
Image:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|New [[Animu]] [[Speedycat|Speedy]][[Longcat|Long]][[Cats|Cat]]
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File:Longcatchoko.jpg|Longcat: [[Japan]] version.
Image:longcatbadge.jpg|Badgecat...<s>[[DO WANT]]</s> [http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=longcat CAN (almost) GET!!!]
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File:Epiclongcat.jpg|Epic Longcat on /b/
Image:longcatpaint.jpg|[[Goatse|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.]]
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File:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|New [[Animu]] [[Speedycat|Speedy]][[Longcat|Long]][[Cats|Cat]]
Image:Longcatlb8.jpg
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File:longcatbadge.jpg|Badgecat... <s>[[DO WANT]]</s> [http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=longcat CAN (almost) GET!!!]
Image:Longcat911lulzeu8.jpg|Longcat did 9/11
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File:longcatpaint.jpg|[[Goatse|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.]]
Image:Little_box_long_cat.jpg|How fit?!
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File:Longcatlb8.jpg
Image:Longdick.jpg|Weeabootic Depiction of longness
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File:Longcat911lulzeu8.jpg|Longcat did 9/11
Image:Godspeedlongcat.jpg| Godspeed Longcat, godspeed.
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File:Little_box_long_cat.jpg|How fit?!
Image:THEPOWEROFLONGCAT_IS_STRONG_IN_THIS_ONE.JPG| This power is OVER9000...!
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File:Longdick.jpg|Weeabootic Depiction of longness
Image:Longcat_descending_from_the_sky.jpg|And Longcat descended from the Sky, and gave Lulz and Internetz to all /b/tards and Anons. And all was happiness  
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File:Longcat-tshirt.jpg|Longshirt
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File:Godspeedlongcat.jpg| Godspeed Longcat, godspeed.
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File:THEPOWEROFLONGCAT_IS_STRONG_IN_THIS_ONE.JPG| This power is OVER9000...!
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<!>File:Longcat_descending_from_the_sky.jpg|And Longcat descended from the Sky, and gave Lulz and Internetz to all /b/tards and Anons. And all was happiness<!>
 
File:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS]
 
File:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS]
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File:Worlds-tallest-cat-trouble.jpg|[http://mousebreath.com/2012/01/11/world-tallest-cat/ Another challenger appears!]
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File:Donateplz.png|[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|DOITFGT!]]
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File:Long cat.gif
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File:Longcatbuilding.jpg
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==See also==
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== See also ==
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* [[Caturday]]
 
* [[Caturday]]
 
* [[The Caturday Revival]]
 
* [[The Caturday Revival]]
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* [[Flower|Longrat]]
 
* [[Flower|Longrat]]
 
* [[:Image:Longpenis.gif|Longpenis]]
 
* [[:Image:Longpenis.gif|Longpenis]]
* [[Sakutarou]]
 
  
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
*[http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!]
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*[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=User:Blu_Aardvark/longcat.cow&action=raw&ctype=text/plain longcat cowfile] for [[cowsay]]
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* [http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!]
*[http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
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* [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Blu_Aardvark/longcat.cow&action=raw&ctype=text/plain longcat cowfile] for [[cowsay]]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
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* [http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
*[http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter
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* [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
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* [http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter
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* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
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Latest revision as of 20:19, 18 March 2018

Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). Isn't she adorable?
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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originally derived from an image posted on 2chan sometime between 2004 to 2005, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the lulz, and has touched the hearts of every anon and /b/tard on the internets. All attempts made by faggots who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the Internet Hate Machine.

Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after her second most defining feature. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an azn mind game to confuse black people who believe they are the longest members of the human species.

The legend

Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The Marcab Confederacy's Deathstar Longcat.
An accurate depiction.


Longcat did WTC
Obey the Longcat

Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however this number has been verified by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just 9000 feet and one inch in the air.

Possible Origin

There is a quote by Einstein that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:


   
 
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
 

 
 

Albert Einstein

The prophecy

It has been prophesied that during Catnarok Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.

It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.


   
 
There shall be Four. One of Air, his fur white as snow. His power shall enlighten the masses, and herald the beginning. The second of Earth, black as the night. The darkness will be overwhelming, but do not fear! He has come as a harbinger of the goodness to come. The thrice appearance of a creature of great length, this one coloured as though wrapped in the very flame it represents, will appear to assuade our fears of the nigh end.Though it will be met with hate and loathing, it shall soldier on to aid us. The final, the fourth, shall emerge from the great oceans as though it was born of them, joining it's brothers and spreading harmony as it walks.

Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!
 


 
 

Raptor Jesus

TL;DR

The Longcat family

Moar family?!

The Longcat remix

Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized Shatcat

It is also a well known fact that Binkers is son of longcat.

Longcat facts

  • Many new users speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
  • Longcat and Speedycat are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named Splongcat.
  • Longcat is the longest substance known to man.

[-+] ASCII Longcat

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   /        \
  /   ____   \
  |  /    \  |
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 \__/      \__/

[-+] Pouya's longcat generator

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[Real-time HTML EditorJSFiddle]

<!--

   Modified version of:
   http://web.archive.org/web/20070310195813/http://lepouya.com/dhtml/longcat.html

-->

<head><title>Pouya's longcat generator</title></head>
    <body>
    <form id="catform" name="catform" action="#">
        <table border="1" align="center">
        <thead>
            <tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
                <font size="5">Pouya's longcat generator</font>
            </td></tr>
        </thead>
        <tbody>
            <tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
                How long is longcat? <input type="text" name="lentext" id="lentext" size="8" value="1" onchange="generate();"/>
                <input type="submit" name="go" id="go" value="Go!" onclick="generate(); return false;" onsubmit="generate(); return false;"/>
            </td></tr>
            <tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
                <div id="res" name="res" style="width: 100%; text-align: left;">
                </div>
            </td></tr>
        </tbody>
        </table>
    </form>
    <script language="javascript">
        function generate()
        {
            var olentext = document.getElementById("lentext");
            var ores = document.getElementById("res");
            var l = Math.round(olentext.value), i;
            var res = "<pre>";
            res = res + "           /\\___/\\\n";
            res = res + "          /       \\\n";
            res = res + "         |  #    # |\n";
            res = res + "         \\     @   |\n";
            res = res + "          \\   _|_ /\n";
            res = res + "          /       \\_____\n";
            res = res + "         / _______ ___   \\\n";
            res = res + "        |______   \\   \\__/\n";
            res = res + "          |    \\__/\n";
            res = res + "          |       |\n";
            for (i=0; i<l; i++)
            res = res + "          |       |\n";
            res = res + "          /        \\\n";
            res = res + "         /   ____   \\\n";
            res = res + "         |  /    \\  |\n";
            res = res + "         | |      | |\n";
            res = res + "        /  |      |  \\\n";
            res = res + "        \\__/      \\__/\n";
                           ores.innerHTML = res + "</pre>"
        }
        generate();
    </script>
    </body>
</html>

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