Difference between revisions of "Longcat"

Revision as of 06:11, 15 February 2016

Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). Isn't she adorable?

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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originally derived from an image posted on 2chan sometime between 2004 to 2005, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the lulz, and has touched the hearts of every anon and /b/tard on the internets. All attempts made by faggots who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the Internet Hate Machine.

Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after her second most defining feature. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an azn mind game to confuse black people who believe they are the longest members of the human species.

1 The legend
- 1.1 Possible Origin
2 The prophecy
3 The Longcat family
4 Moar family?!
5 Longcat facts
6 [-+] ASCII Longcat
7 [-+] Pouya's longcat generator
8 Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
9 YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case)
10 Gallery
11 See also
12 External Links

The legend

Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The Marcab Confederacy's Deathstar Longcat.

An accurate depiction.

Longcat did WTC

Obey the Longcat

Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however this number has been verified by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just 9000 feet and one inch in the air.

Possible Origin

There is a quote by Einstein that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:

	“	You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.	„
	—Albert Einstein

The prophecy

It has been prophesied that during Catnarok Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.

It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.

	“	There shall be Four. One of Air, his fur white as snow. His power shall enlighten the masses, and herald the beginning. The second of Earth, black as the night. The darkness will be overwhelming, but do not fear! He has come as a harbinger of the goodness to come. The thrice appearance of a creature of great length, this one coloured as though wrapped in the very flame it represents, will appear to assuade our fears of the nigh end.Though it will be met with hate and loathing, it shall soldier on to aid us. The final, the fourth, shall emerge from the great oceans as though it was born of them, joining it's brothers and spreading harmony as it walks. Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!	„
	—Raptor Jesus

TL;DR

The Longcat family

Shortcat
Tacgnol
Tactrohs
Longcat and Tacgnol. Now we are one!
Longhorse
Longhorse
Longkip
Widedog
Long'kat
Olngact, Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by Raptor Jesus
Longcat, OH EXPLOITABLE!
A longdog is fine too.
Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him?
A challenger appears!
Yonder Beast!
Longphone for Longcat

Moar family?!

The Longcat remix

Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized Shatcat

It is also a well known fact that Binkers is son of longcat.

Longcat facts

Many new users speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
Longcat and Speedycat are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named Splongcat.
Longcat is the longest substance known to man.

[-+] ASCII Longcat

For your flooding pleasure.

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   /        \
  /   ____   \
  |  /    \  |
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 \__/      \__/

[-+] Pouya's longcat generator

[Real-time HTML Editor – JSFiddle]

<!--

   Modified version of:
   http://web.archive.org/web/20070310195813/http://lepouya.com/dhtml/longcat.html

-->

<head><title>Pouya's longcat generator</title></head>
    <body>
    <form id="catform" name="catform" action="#">
        <table border="1" align="center">
        <thead>
            <tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
                <font size="5">Pouya's longcat generator</font>
            </td></tr>
        </thead>
        <tbody>
            <tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
                How long is longcat? <input type="text" name="lentext" id="lentext" size="8" value="1" onchange="generate();"/>
                <input type="submit" name="go" id="go" value="Go!" onclick="generate(); return false;" onsubmit="generate(); return false;"/>
            </td></tr>
            <tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
                <div id="res" name="res" style="width: 100%; text-align: left;">
                </div>
            </td></tr>
        </tbody>
        </table>
    </form>
    <script language="javascript">
        function generate()
        {
            var olentext = document.getElementById("lentext");
            var ores = document.getElementById("res");
            var l = Math.round(olentext.value), i;
            var res = "<pre>";
            res = res + "           /\\___/\\\n";
            res = res + "          /       \\\n";
            res = res + "         |  #    # |\n";
            res = res + "         \\     @   |\n";
            res = res + "          \\   _|_ /\n";
            res = res + "          /       \\_____\n";
            res = res + "         / _______ ___   \\\n";
            res = res + "        |______   \\   \\__/\n";
            res = res + "          |    \\__/\n";
            res = res + "          |       |\n";
            for (i=0; i<l; i++)
            res = res + "          |       |\n";
            res = res + "          /        \\\n";
            res = res + "         /   ____   \\\n";
            res = res + "         |  /    \\  |\n";
            res = res + "         | |      | |\n";
            res = res + "        /  |      |  \\\n";
            res = res + "        \\__/      \\__/\n";
                           ores.innerHTML = res + "</pre>"
        }
        generate();
    </script>
    </body>
</html>

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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Longcat in its natural habitatz.

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IRL Longcat

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Longcat in a dark cave

YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case)

The following video contains a nerd

Gallery

Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong About missing Pics

More RULE 3rty 4our
Even Halloween is not safe
Longcat be of great length!
Epic Longcat on Freerepublic.com
Longcat is your god

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Glass Longcat!
EARTH!
WIND!
FIRE!
WATER!
All Cats R saying: "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!"
HEART! By your powers combined, I am...
CAPTAIN LONGCAT!
Longcat merges its powers!
God help us...
A challenger appears!
Rule 34
The Ancient Temple of Longcat
This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn
Some argue that there are longer cats; these people are failures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension.
And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN!
The Conspiracy is broken
You SHALL...NOT...PASS!
Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes
Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter
Edcat is LOL
i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too
Wikipedia knows that Longcat is long (and the longest)
Longbot is looooooong
A human challenger appears
He still looks wonderful to me
Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents
Longcat: Japan version.
Epic Longcat on /b/
New Animu Speedy Long Cat
Badgecat... ~~DO WANT~~ CAN (almost) GET!!!
all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.
Longcat did 9/11
How fit?!
Weeabootic Depiction of longness
Longshirt
Godspeed Longcat, godspeed.
This power is OVER9000...!
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
Another challenger appears!
DOITFGT!

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-One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from [[2ch]], it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], as it has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[b/|/b/tard]] in the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]].
+One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originally derived from an image posted on [[2chan]] sometime between 2004 to 2005, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], and has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[b/|/b/tard]] on the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]].
 Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species.

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The legend

Possible Origin

The prophecy

The Longcat family

Moar family?!

Longcat facts

[-+] ASCII Longcat

[-+] Pouya's longcat generator

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case)

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