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298 people fell to their fiery deaths.  Of them, 80 were [[children]].  154 were [[Dutch]], 43 [[Malaysia|Malaysians]], 27 [[Australia|Aussies]], 12 from [[Indonesia]], 9 [[UK|Britfags]], 4 [[Germany|Krauts]], 4 from [[Belgium]], 3 [[Philippines|Pinoys]], and one lonely [[Canadian]].  41 are still unverified.  This total does not include Pilot Parker, hailing from [[Ultimate Warrior|Parts Unknown]].<br /><br />
 
298 people fell to their fiery deaths.  Of them, 80 were [[children]].  154 were [[Dutch]], 43 [[Malaysia|Malaysians]], 27 [[Australia|Aussies]], 12 from [[Indonesia]], 9 [[UK|Britfags]], 4 [[Germany|Krauts]], 4 from [[Belgium]], 3 [[Philippines|Pinoys]], and one lonely [[Canadian]].  41 are still unverified.  This total does not include Pilot Parker, hailing from [[Ultimate Warrior|Parts Unknown]].<br /><br />
  
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Revision as of 20:36, 18 July 2014



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Last Thursday a bunch of gross Slav rebels without a cause were fighting over a piece of shit hunk of dirt, that should be turned into the next Chernobyl, and blew-up a plane full of non-Slavs. They thought about hijacking the plane, and doing a 9/11 but gave up that idea, as Ukraine is nothing but shitty gray concrete apartments.

The retarded slavshits confused a passenger plane with a Ukrainian army one and proceeded to launch a missile at it and proceeded to brag about their accomplishment.[1]


   
 
The rain in Ukraine
Is mainly human(e)s
from the plane
that left a blood stain
And a lot of pain

 

 
 

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298 people fell to their fiery deaths. Of them, 80 were children. 154 were Dutch, 43 Malaysians, 27 Aussies, 12 from Indonesia, 9 Britfags, 4 Krauts, 4 from Belgium, 3 Pinoys, and one lonely Canadian. 41 are still unverified. This total does not include Pilot Parker, hailing from Parts Unknown.

AIDS Researchers

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Approximately 100 of the world's top AIDS/HIV researchers were on board the flight, heading to a conference in Melbourne. This marks a crippling blow for both homos and Afrikaans, as they realize that their only hope for survival relied on people who travel to Australia. Devout members of the Westboro Baptist Church are pleased and are expected to make a statement about how they were right all along.

Lightning Strikes Twice

An Australian family who had lost two of their loved ones on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 hit the jackpot again and lost another one on MH17. Surviving members are expected to win the lottery in the coming weeks, only to die in a future Malaysian Airlines flight. By lottery, we mean lawsuit, and by future Malaysian Airlines flight, we mean a plane will strike their home.

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