One Direction (or One Erection) is a boy-band of 5 liek t0t4lly hawt 'n sexzzy Britfags who went successfully fucked millions of cunts including your mom, your girlfriend and even your grandma since they released that song "What Makes You Hawt Enough to Give Me an Erection". They're hated by memers because they get mad pussy. After producing typical emo-pop for 16 year old girls, many cunts thought it was for them, despite it was for boys, as the boy-band were deciding to experiment like typical emos they are. They also think they are the next Beatles, which is horrifically inaccurate to say the least.
Forming in the best place to enjoy some tea, they signed to Simon Says Coward's record label called Psycho Records and tried to audition to appear in the X Factor to show off their erections from touching each other. Since they had small cocks, Zayn was the only who had an erection big enough, possibly because he was of a little Paki descent, which is close to a nigger. There was only one erection in the audition, so they ended up failing anyways. After this, they made their debut album and gave so many fangirls moist vaginas (which is the female erection) and then got their song "What Makes You Hawt Enough to Give Me an Erection", but it was changed to "What Makes You Beautiful" since the original song title was sexual and the fascist leaders of Britain and Americunt couldn't allow it.
One Direction Lyrics
—What Makes You Beautiful
Trolling the Fans
- Talk shit about One Direction
- Say that The Wanted are much better
- Sing "What Makes You Beautiful" in class and get the lyrics wrong
- Hack 1D's website and replace all US tour dates with Africa
- Spell "Niall" as "Neil"
- When getting autographs from 1D, skip Liam
- Start a rumor saying Harry wears a wig
- Steal Harry's cat
- Say that this is Zayn's favorite song
- Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"
- Send Zayn a dog with fleas
- Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club
- Show them this article
- Make memes of Zayn's ear gauges
- Start a "kill your cat for Harry" trend on Twitter. Bieber's hair ain't got nothing for dead cats!
- Put "hair dissolving cream" in Harry's shampoo bottle(s)
- Steal Louis' pants
- Say that you're a fan of The Wanted
- Say that Zayn is a terrorist or Paki
- Say that the members are all a bunch of emo faggots
- Start a raid on their videos on YouTube by spamming it and bashing the boy-band
- Say that the members are all ugly
- Pronounce the boy-band's name as One Erection
- Show them this picture
- Ask them if the boy-band are 5 Justin Biebers
- Instead of saying "Zayn Malik", say "Zayn Hussein"
- Make fun of "Larry Shippers"
- Go onto fansites and forums and compare them to Nine Inch Nails
- Harry Styles - The most famous boy in the boy-band who obviously is wearing a wig. We all know what he really is!
- Zayn Hussein - The terrorist in the group who has some Paki-descent. Better keep him out of India!!!
- Liam Pain - Whenever you take autographs from One Direction, skip him anyways, just to be safe.
- Neil Horan - IT'S "NEIL", NOT "NIALL" YOU FUCKING RETARDS! LEARN 2 SPEPLL!!!ZZZ
- Louis Tomlinson - Hey, Uncle Tom!!
- Zayn's favorite song
- KILL LIAM AND LOKI
- Louis flips shit out when a troll spams his mom on Twitter
- This makes many girls go over to the beach and cry.
- Louis is doing it for the lulz.
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