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'''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''' is a toy franchise turned cartoon about four [[Scalies|anthropomorphic turtles]] living literally in a shithole with their master (an old rat) fighting the ninja version of Darth Vader. Like any other cartoon that managed to get aired in a major TV network for five minutes, [[manchildren|90's kids]] are oblivious to the fact that the show was only made to sell them [[plastic crap]] and that the franchise has been milked to death. It has spawned multiple movies and TV series, each worse than the last.
 
  
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Welcome
Even before the internet, humanity's boredom led it to create a device to contain untold amounts of media garbage. This portal is dedicated to said device.
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People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was [[television]] and cinema.
 
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<span id="TelevisionLink1">TV Shows</span> &bull;
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<span id="TelevisionLink6">Animated Shows</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink2">Movies</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink2">Movies</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink3">People</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink3">People</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink4">Memes</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink4">Memes</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink5">Misc.</span>
 
<span id="TelevisionLink5">Misc.</span>
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[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] &bull;
 
[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] &bull;
 
[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] &bull;
 
[[Batman]] &bull;
 
[[Black Christmas]] &bull;
 
[[Breaking Bad]] &bull;
 
[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] &bull;
 
[[Doctor Who]] &bull;
 
[[Dora the Explorer]] &bull;
 
[[Family Guy]] &bull;
 
[[Futurama]] &bull;
 
[[Glee]] &bull;
 
[[Gravity Falls]] &bull;
 
[[House]] &bull;
 
[[iCarly]] &bull;
 
[[Invader Zim]] &bull;
 
[[Jersey Shore]] &bull;
 
[[Lazy Town]] &bull;
 
[[My Little Pony]] &bull;
 
[[Phineas and Ferb]] &bull;
 
[[Power Rangers]] &bull;
 
[[Ruby Gloom]] &bull;
 
[[South Park]] &bull;
 
[[SpongeBob Squarepants]] &bull;
 
[[Star Trek‎]] &bull;
 
[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] &bull;
 
[[Teen Titans]] &bull;
 
[[Teletubbies]] &bull;
 
[[The Big Bang Theory]] &bull;
 
[[The Boondocks]] &bull;
 
[[The Colbert Report]] &bull;
 
[[The Daily Show]] &bull;
 
[[The Fairly OddParents]] &bull;
 
[[The Legend of Korra]] &bull;
 
[[The Powerpuff Girls]] &bull;
 
[[The Simpsons]] &bull;
 
[[Transformers]]
 
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[[300]] &bull;
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[[Dancing With Smurfs|Avatar]] &bull;
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[[Brokeback Mountain]] &bull;
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[[Fight Club]] &bull;
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[[Gayniggers from Outer Space]] &bull;
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[[Guinea Pig]] &bull;
 
[[Harry Potter]] &bull;
 
[[I Am Legend]] &bull;
 
[[Inception]] &bull;
 
[[Innocence of Muslims]] &bull;
 
[[Jackass]] &bull;
 
[[Lord of the Rings]] &bull;
 
[[Megan Is Missing]] &bull;
 
[[RIKI-OH]] &bull;
 
[[Saw]] &bull;
 
[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] &bull;
 
[[Snakes on a Plane]] &bull;
 
[[Star Wars]] &bull;
 
[[The Human Centipede]] &bull;
 
[[The Hunger Games]] &bull;
 
[[The Lion King]] &bull;
 
[[The Matrix]] &bull;
 
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] &bull;
 
[[The Ring]] &bull;
 
[[The Room]] &bull;
 
[[The Wizard]] &bull;
 
[[WOLFABOO: The Movie]] &bull;
 
[[Twilight]] &bull;
 
[[V|V For Vendetta]] &bull;
 
[[Watchmen]] &bull;
 
[[ZOO: The Movie]]
 
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[[Bear Grylls]] &bull;
 
[[Bill O'Reilly]] &bull;
 
[[Billy Mays]] &bull;
 
[[Bruce Campbell]] &bull;
 
[[Glenn Beck]] &bull;
 
[[Jimmy Savile]] &bull;
 
[[Joe Blackburn]] &bull;
 
[[Jonathan Kendrick Lewis]] &bull;
 
[[John Travolta]] &bull;
 
[[Keith Olbermann]] &bull;
 
[[Mel Gibson]] &bull;
 
[[Michael Moore]] &bull;
 
[[Quentin Tarantino]] &bull;
 
[[Rick Sanchez]] &bull;
 
[[Ricky Gervais]] &bull;
 
[[Roman Polanski]] &bull;
 
[[Sacha Baron Cohen]] &bull;
 
[[Sean Hannity]] &bull;
 
[[Burger King|The King]] &bull;
 
[[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] &bull;
 
[[Uwe Boll]]
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent4">
 
[[60's Spider-Man]] &bull;
 
[[Agent Smith]] &bull;
 
[[Bane]] &bull;
 
[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]] &bull;
 
[[Downfall]] &bull;
 
[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]] &bull;
 
[[Force Push]] &bull;
 
[[Garbage Day]] &bull;
 
[[I Drink Your Milkshake]] &bull;
 
[[Jack Sparrow]] &bull;
 
[[Cheer Up Keanu Day|Sad Keanu]] &bull;
 
[[Strutting Leo]] &bull;
 
[[Tony Stark]] &bull;
 
[[Why So Serious?]]
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent5">
 
[[4Kids]] &bull;
 
[[Adult Swim]] &bull;
 
[[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] &bull;
 
[[Avatar Gay Drama]] &bull;
 
[[Comedy Central]] &bull;
 
[[Disney]] &bull;
 
[[Faux News|Fox News]] &bull;
 
[[IMDb]] &bull;
 
[[MPAA]] &bull;
 
[[MTV]] &bull;
 
[[Old media]] &bull;
 
[[Rotten Tomatoes]] &bull;
 
[[Soap opera]] &bull;
 
[[Television]] &bull;
 
[[TV Tropes]] &bull;
 
[[Aurora Theatre Shooting]]
 
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