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− | |style="font-family:Comic Sans MS; color: black; text-align: center; font-size: 3em;"|Welcome to the [[Television|<span style="color: #FF0000;">Television</span>]] portal! | + | |style="font-family:Gill Sans MT; color: black; text-align: center; font-size: 3em;"|Welcome to the <span style="color: #FF0000;">Media</span> portal! |
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− | '''The Fairly OddParents''' is a Nickelodeon cartoon starring a [[13-year-old boy|ten-year-old boy]] (Timmy Turner) with wish-granting fairies (Cosmo and Wanda) spending each episode solving a problem he himself wished for. Despite the already ridiculous concept and substandard animation, the series [[The Simpsons|only got worse as it went on]] and evolved into a plague of [[Family Guy|cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags]]. Some argue the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for because Cosmo and Wanda couldn't have one of their own. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks.
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− | <center>'''[[The Fairly OddParents|(( ANOTHER SHOW THAT HASN'T AGED WELL ))]]'''</center>
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− | People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was television. | + | |
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| + | People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was [[television]] and cinema. |
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− | <span id="TelevisionLink1">TV Shows</span> • | + | <span id="TelevisionLink1">Live Action Shows</span> • |
| + | <span id="TelevisionLink6">Animated Shows</span> • |
| <span id="TelevisionLink2">Movies</span> • | | <span id="TelevisionLink2">Movies</span> • |
| <span id="TelevisionLink3">People</span> • | | <span id="TelevisionLink3">People</span> • |
| <span id="TelevisionLink4">Memes</span> • | | <span id="TelevisionLink4">Memes</span> • |
| <span id="TelevisionLink5">Misc.</span> | | <span id="TelevisionLink5">Misc.</span> |
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− | [[The Fairly OddParents]] •
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− | [[300]] •
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− | [[Dancing With Smurfs|Avatar]] •
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− | [[Gayniggers from Outer Space]] •
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− | [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim]] •
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− | [[Burger King|The King]] •
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− | [[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] •
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− | [[60's Spider-Man]] •
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− | [[Bane]] •
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− | [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]] •
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− | [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]] •
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− | [[I Drink Your Milkshake]] •
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− | [[Cheer Up Keanu Day|Sad Keanu]] •
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− | [[Television]] •
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− | <option>[[File:Inspector Gadget.jpg|390px]]</option>
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− | <option>[[File:The Simpsons (Lindsey Naegle).PNG|300px]]<br>'''[[The Simpsons]]'''</option>
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− | <option>[[File:PPG.JPG|300px]]<br>'''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'''</option>
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− | <option>[[File:Creepy PPG.jpg|390px]]<br>'''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'''</option>
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− | <option>[[File:Ruckus choking Obama.jpeg|390px]]<br>'''[[The Boondocks]]'''</option>
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− | <option>[[File:Power Rangers nut squeeze.gif]]<br>'''[[Power Rangers]]'''</option>
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