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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Featured Article - [[The Fairly OddParents]]</span>
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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Featured Article - [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]</span>
 
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'''The Fairly OddParents''' is a Nickelodeon cartoon starring a [[13-year-old boy|ten-year-old boy]] (Timmy Turner) with wish-granting fairies (Cosmo and Wanda) spending each episode solving a problem he himself wished for. Despite the already ridiculous concept and substandard animation, the series [[The Simpsons|only got worse as it went on]] and evolved into a plague of [[Family Guy|cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags]]. Some argue the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for because Cosmo and Wanda couldn't have one of their own. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks.
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'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now.
  
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<option>[[File:The Simpsons (Lindsey Naegle).PNG|300px]]<br>'''[[The Simpsons]]'''</option>
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<option>[[File:Cosmo spank.jpeg|375px]]<br>'''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'''</option>
<option>[[File:PPG.JPG|300px]]<br>'''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'''</option>
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<option>[[File:Batman magazine.PNG|325px]]<br>'''[[Batman]]'''</option>
<option>[[File:Creepy PPG.jpg|390px]]<br>'''[[The Powerpuff Girls]]'''</option>
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<option>[[File:Raven possession.png|300px]]<br>'''[[Teen Titans]]'''</option>
<option>[[File:Ruckus choking Obama.jpeg|390px]]<br>'''[[The Boondocks]]'''</option>
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<option>[[File:Who's yer daddy.jpg|275px]]<br>'''[[Star Wars]]'''</option>
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Revision as of 07:05, 2 May 2013

Raisedbymedia.jpg Welcome to the Television portal!

Featured Article - SpongeBob Squarepants

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SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anus. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is gay. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned gay by now.

(( ARE YOU READY KIDS? ))

Welcome!

People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was television.

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