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'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now.
 
'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now.
  
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Revision as of 02:15, 11 May 2013

The deak.jpeg Welcome to the Television portal!

Featured Article - SpongeBob Squarepants

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SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anus. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is gay. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned gay by now.

(( ARE YOU READY KIDS? ))

Welcome!

People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was television.

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