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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Featured Article - [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]</span>
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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Featured Article - Deakin</span>
 
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GUIDING HER INTO DREAM TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now.
 
  
<center>'''[[SpongeBob Squarepants|(( ARE YOU READY KIDS? ))]]'''</center>
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<center>'''FOLLOWING LIGHTS IN HER EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES'''</center>
  
 
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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Welcome!</span>
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<span style="font-size: 2em;">RESPECT THE DEAK</span>
 
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People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was television.
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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Related Articles</span>
 
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<span id="TelevisionLink1">TV Shows</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink2">Movies</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink3">People</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink4">Memes</span> &bull;
 
<span id="TelevisionLink5">Misc.</span>
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent1">
 
[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] &bull;
 
[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] &bull;
 
[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] &bull;
 
[[Batman]] &bull;
 
[[Breaking Bad]] &bull;
 
[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] &bull;
 
[[Dexter]] &bull;
 
[[Doctor Who]] &bull;
 
[[Dora the Explorer]] &bull;
 
[[Family Guy]] &bull;
 
[[Futurama]] &bull;
 
[[Glee]] &bull;
 
[[Gravity Falls]] &bull;
 
[[House]] &bull;
 
[[iCarly]] &bull;
 
[[Invader Zim]] &bull;
 
[[Jersey Shore]] &bull;
 
[[Lazy Town]] &bull;
 
[[Monty Python]] &bull;
 
[[Muppets]] &bull;
 
[[My Little Pony]] &bull;
 
[[Phineas and Ferb]] &bull;
 
[[Power Rangers]] &bull;
 
[[Ruby Gloom]] &bull;
 
[[South Park]] &bull;
 
[[SpongeBob Squarepants]] &bull;
 
[[Superman]] &bull;
 
[[Star Trek‎]] &bull;
 
[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] &bull;
 
[[Teen Titans]] &bull;
 
[[Teletubbies]] &bull;
 
[[The Big Bang Theory]] &bull;
 
[[The Boondocks]] &bull;
 
[[The Colbert Report]] &bull;
 
[[The Daily Show]] &bull;
 
[[The Fairly OddParents]] &bull;
 
[[The Legend of Korra]] &bull;
 
[[The Powerpuff Girls]] &bull;
 
[[The Simpsons]] &bull;
 
[[The Walking Dead]] &bull;
 
[[Tom and Jerry]] &bull;
 
[[Total Drama|Total Drama Island]] &bull;
 
[[Transformers]]
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent2">
 
[[300]] &bull;
 
[[Dancing With Smurfs|Avatar]] &bull;
 
[[Brokeback Mountain]] &bull;
 
[[Fight Club]] &bull;
 
[[Gayniggers from Outer Space]] &bull;
 
[[Harry Potter]] &bull;
 
[[I Am Legend]] &bull;
 
[[Inception]] &bull;
 
[[Innocence of Muslims]] &bull;
 
[[Jackass]] &bull;
 
[[Lord of the Rings]] &bull;
 
[[RIKI-OH]] &bull;
 
[[Saw]] &bull;
 
[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]] &bull;
 
[[Snakes on a Plane]] &bull;
 
[[Star Wars]] &bull;
 
[[The Human Centipede]] &bull;
 
[[The Hunger Games]] &bull;
 
[[The Lion King]] &bull;
 
[[The Matrix]] &bull;
 
[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]] &bull;
 
[[The Ring]] &bull;
 
[[The Room]] &bull;
 
[[The Wizard]] &bull;
 
[[Twilight]] &bull;
 
[[V|V For Vendetta]] &bull;
 
[[Watchmen]]
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent3">
 
[[Bear Grylls]] &bull;
 
[[Bill O'Reilly]] &bull;
 
[[Billy Mays]] &bull;
 
[[Bruce Campbell]] &bull;
 
[[Doctor Phil]] &bull;
 
[[Elmo]] &bull;
 
[[Glenn Beck]] &bull;
 
[[Jimmy Savile]] &bull;
 
[[Joe Blackburn]] &bull;
 
[[Jonathan Kendrick Lewis]] &bull;
 
[[John Travolta]] &bull;
 
[[Louis CK]] &bull;
 
[[Mel Gibson]] &bull;
 
[[Michael Moore]] &bull;
 
[[Oprah Winfrey]] &bull;
 
[[Quentin Tarantino]] &bull;
 
[[Rick Sanchez]] &bull;
 
[[Ricky Gervais]] &bull;
 
[[Roger Ebert]] &bull;
 
[[Roman Polanski]] &bull;
 
[[Sacha Baron Cohen]] &bull;
 
[[Burger King|The King]] &bull;
 
[[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] &bull;
 
[[Tom Green]] &bull;
 
[[Uwe Boll]] &bull;
 
[[Wonder Woman]]
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent4">
 
[[60's Spider-Man]] &bull;
 
[[Agent Smith]] &bull;
 
[[Bane]] &bull;
 
[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]] &bull;
 
[[Downfall]] &bull;
 
[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]] &bull;
 
[[Force Push]] &bull;
 
[[Garbage Day]] &bull;
 
[[I Drink Your Milkshake]] &bull;
 
[[Inception Cat]] &bull;
 
[[Jack Sparrow]] &bull;
 
[[Cheer Up Keanu Day|Sad Keanu]] &bull;
 
[[Strutting Leo]] &bull;
 
[[Sup Dawg]] &bull;
 
[[The Ugly Barnacle]] &bull;
 
[[Tony Stark]] &bull;
 
[[Why So Serious?]]
 
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<span id="TelevisionContent5">
 
[[4Kids]] &bull;
 
[[Adult Swim]] &bull;
 
[[ATHF Terrorist Attack]] &bull;
 
[[Avatar Gay Drama]] &bull;
 
[[Comedy Central]] &bull;
 
[[Disney]] &bull;
 
[[Faux News|Fox News]] &bull;
 
[[IMDb]] &bull;
 
[[MPAA]] &bull;
 
[[MTV]] &bull;
 
[[Old media]] &bull;
 
[[Rotten Tomatoes]] &bull;
 
[[Soap opera]] &bull;
 
[[Television]] &bull;
 
[[TV Tropes]] &bull;
 
[[Aurora Theatre Shooting]]
 
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<span style="font-size: 2em;">Featured Image</span>
 
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<option>[[File:The deak.jpeg|375px]]<br>'''[[The Fairly OddParents]]'''</option>
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<option>[[File:The deak.jpeg|325px]]<br>'''[[Batman]]'''</option>
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