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'''SpongeBob SquarePants''' is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob [[Family Guy|doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes]] that stretch longer than [[goatse|Kirk Johnson's anus]]. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is [[gay]]. Why else would he need so many holes, [[baw|cry]] in every single episode, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership? From day 1 to current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned [[gay]] by now.
 
  
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People enjoy watching pure concentrated shit. Since the invention of shit, people have needed to make the shit appear before them without the pesky odor. Various media were created, but (until the internet) the greatest deliverer of shit to the largest number of people was television.
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<span id="TelevisionLink1">TV Shows</span> &bull;
 
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<span id="TelevisionLink2">Movies</span> &bull;
 
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<span id="TelevisionLink3">People</span> &bull;
 
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<span id="TelevisionLink4">Memes</span> &bull;
 
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[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]] &bull;
 
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[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] &bull;
 
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[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] &bull;
 
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[[Batman]] &bull;
 
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[[Breaking Bad]] &bull;
 
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[[House]] &bull;
 
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[[The Boondocks]] &bull;
 
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[[The Colbert Report]] &bull;
 
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[[300]] &bull;
 
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[[Dancing With Smurfs|Avatar]] &bull;
 
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[[Fight Club]] &bull;
 
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[[Inception]] &bull;
 
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[[Saw]] &bull;
 
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[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]] &bull;
 
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[[The Human Centipede]] &bull;
 
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[[The Hunger Games]] &bull;
 
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[[The Lion King]] &bull;
 
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[[The Matrix]] &bull;
 
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[[The Ring]] &bull;
 
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[[The Room]] &bull;
 
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[[The Wizard]] &bull;
 
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[[V|V For Vendetta]] &bull;
 
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[[Watchmen]]
 
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[[Bear Grylls]] &bull;
 
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[[Bill O'Reilly]] &bull;
 
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[[Billy Mays]] &bull;
 
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[[Bruce Campbell]] &bull;
 
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[[Doctor Phil]] &bull;
 
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[[Elmo]] &bull;
 
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[[Glenn Beck]] &bull;
 
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[[Jimmy Savile]] &bull;
 
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[[Joe Blackburn]] &bull;
 
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[[Jonathan Kendrick Lewis]] &bull;
 
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[[John Travolta]] &bull;
 
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[[Louis CK]] &bull;
 
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[[Mel Gibson]] &bull;
 
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[[Michael Moore]] &bull;
 
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[[Quentin Tarantino]] &bull;
 
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[[Rick Sanchez]] &bull;
 
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[[Ricky Gervais]] &bull;
 
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[[Roger Ebert]] &bull;
 
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[[Roman Polanski]] &bull;
 
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[[Burger King|The King]] &bull;
 
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[[Placentafag|Tom Cruise]] &bull;
 
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[[Uwe Boll]] &bull;
 
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[[Wonder Woman]]
 
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[[60's Spider-Man]] &bull;
 
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[[Agent Smith]] &bull;
 
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[[Bane]] &bull;
 
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[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]] &bull;
 
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[[Downfall]] &bull;
 
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[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT]] &bull;
 
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[[Force Push]] &bull;
 
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[[Garbage Day]] &bull;
 
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[[I Drink Your Milkshake]] &bull;
 
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[[Inception Cat]] &bull;
 
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[[Jack Sparrow]] &bull;
 
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[[Cheer Up Keanu Day|Sad Keanu]] &bull;
 
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[[Strutting Leo]] &bull;
 
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[[Tony Stark]] &bull;
 
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[[Why So Serious?]]
 
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[[4Kids]] &bull;
 
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[[Adult Swim]] &bull;
 
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