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<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">Selected Article — [[Wikipedia]]</font></div></div><br />[[File:Wikipedia-logo.png|180px|left]] '''The People's Communist Republic of Wikipedia''', commonly shortened to simply Wikipedia, is a [[MMORPG|massively multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which participants play editors of a hypothetical online encyclopedia. The site is mainly used by fatties who sit on their asses all day in their mother's basement which has been their home since their early twenties. The goal is to try to [[UGC|insert misinformation]] as well as pushing a point of view that is randomly assigned, while preventing any contrary information from being entered by others. Players with similar misinformation will generally form [[cabal|guilds]] in order to [[fellatio|aid]] one another. You can find most [[ED]] [[trolls]] there, too.
 
<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">Selected Article — [[Wikipedia]]</font></div></div><br />[[File:Wikipedia-logo.png|180px|left]] '''The People's Communist Republic of Wikipedia''', commonly shortened to simply Wikipedia, is a [[MMORPG|massively multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which participants play editors of a hypothetical online encyclopedia. The site is mainly used by fatties who sit on their asses all day in their mother's basement which has been their home since their early twenties. The goal is to try to [[UGC|insert misinformation]] as well as pushing a point of view that is randomly assigned, while preventing any contrary information from being entered by others. Players with similar misinformation will generally form [[cabal|guilds]] in order to [[fellatio|aid]] one another. You can find most [[ED]] [[trolls]] there, too.
  
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Revision as of 22:07, 16 April 2011

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Head Vandal: Meepsheep
Selected Article — Wikipedia

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The People's Communist Republic of Wikipedia, commonly shortened to simply Wikipedia, is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game in which participants play editors of a hypothetical online encyclopedia. The site is mainly used by fatties who sit on their asses all day in their mother's basement which has been their home since their early twenties. The goal is to try to insert misinformation as well as pushing a point of view that is randomly assigned, while preventing any contrary information from being entered by others. Players with similar misinformation will generally form guilds in order to aid one another. You can find most ED trolls there, too.



Wikipedian of the Now — Jimbo Wales

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Jimbo Wales (aka "Sole Flounder") is a long-time operator of pr0n sites, a notorious con artist and the ghey founder of the Wikimedia Foundation. Always humble, Wales claims that he makes the Internets "not suck." Jimbo Wales is also the god-king of the Wikimedia Foundation, which rules over such projects as Wikipedia, Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki and Nupedia—all in Esperanto! From the name Jimbo Wales, "Jimbo" has become the common term in urban language for an old, dirty, and broken condom that has been used by multiple users.

Departments

Who's who:

Bureaucratic FuckCarolyn Bothwell DoranThe child in AfricaDeceased WikipediansDeletionistEssjayFake editorJimbo WalesLarry SangerThe Wikipedia JewsThe Video Professor 16Wikipedia Admin GalleryWikipedophileWilly on Wheels

Bureaucracy:

Abuse filterAdministrators' noticeboardArbitration CommitteeBJAODNEditor for deletionEsperanzaGFDLHuggleOversightRecent changes patrolReliable sourcesWikimaniaWikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia DramaticaWikiProjectWpCyberstalking

Fundamentals:

At least 100 years agoAttackCarr-Benkler wagerCitation neededCompletely irrelevant historyControversyEdit warHow to SockMediaWikiNot to be confused withReference DeskSix Degrees of WikipediaSome argueSurgipediaTalk pageVandalize Every EquationWikiWikiFUDWikigroaningWikipedia SandboxWikipedeseWikipe-tanWikistalkingWikiwarfare

Articles:

ArticleFeatured articleGood articleVital articleWikipedia Porn

Policy:

Assume good faithBLPCriteria for speedy deletionCrystal ballIgnore All RulesList of banned usersLong-term abuseNPOVNotabilityPOVProposed deletionRequests for adminshipThreats of violenceVFDWikipedia Policies and Guidelines

Allies:

Simple WikipediaVeropediaWikiaWikimedia FoundationWikiversityWookieepedia

Enemies of the State

Encyclopedia BritannicaEncyclopædia DramaticaKnolWiki AbuseWikitruth

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words


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The kind of fucked-up shit you find on Wikipedia.






Wikipedia Defined:
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Good New Articles

Articles That Need Help

Wikipedians

King Der Jimbo "Bomis Pornographer" Wales I

Queen Angela of Scots

Madame Florence Wikiwiki (Rtd.)

Grand Vizier Eloquence

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Worthless Peons
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Exiled Losers
AmorrowPickbothmanlolArkalochoriArmed BlowfishThe Beautiful People/PoetGuy (Poetlister, Taxwoman, etc.) • Blissyu2Blu AardvarkChrisChanSonichuCplotDeceased WikipediansFlameviperGlassBeadGameJack MerridewJack PhoenixJarlaxleArtemis/GrawpJohnny the VandalJossiKarmafistLarry SangerList of banned usersMadman CMalberMantanmoreland/Samiharris/Gary WeissMascotGuyNathanrdotcomRodhullandemu

Winrars of TOW
68.39.174.238Avril LavigneDon MurphyHaggerLong-term abuseMr oompapaPublicgirlukStephen ColbertVirgin KillerWilly on WheelsZodiac Template Vandal

Wikicides (Mock or Real)
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#wikipedia IRC Bouncers
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