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| style="background-color: #E6E6FA" width="66%" align="center" | <span style="font-color: #4169E1"><div style="font-size:20pt">Welcome to the [[Wikipedia|Wikipedia]] '''<font color="black">portal</font>'''!</div></span><br /><br /><span style="line-height:25px"><div style="font-size:14pt">[[Category:Wikis_Suck|The Wiki Category]] <span style="font-color: #000000">•</span> [[Category:WikiEdit_Drama|Wiki Drama]]<span style="font-color: #000000">•</span> [[Category:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]]<br />Head Vandal: [[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]]</div></span>
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<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">Selected Article — [[Wikipedia]]</font></div></div><br />[[File:Wikipedia-logo.png|150px|left]] '''The People's Communist Republic of Wikipedia''', commonly shortened to simply Wikipedia, is a [[MMORPG|massively multiplayer online role-playing game]] in which participants play editors of a hypothetical online encyclopedia. The site is mainly used by fatties who sit on their asses all day in their mother's basement which has been their home since their early twenties. The goal is to try to [[UGC|insert misinformation]] as well as pushing a point of view that is randomly assigned, while preventing any contrary information from being entered by others. Players with similar misinformation will generally form [[cabal|guilds]] in order to [[fellatio|aid]] one another. You can find most [[ED]] [[trolls]] there, too.
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<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">Wikipedian of the Now — [[Jimbo Wales]]</font></div></div><br /><div class="floatright">[[File:JimboWalesIRL.jpg|200px|right]]</div>
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'''Jimbo Wales''' (aka "Sole Flounder") is a long-time operator of [[pr0n]] sites, a notorious con artist and the [[ghey]] founder of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]]. Always humble, Wales claims that he makes the [[Internets]] "not suck." Jimbo Wales is also the [[Queening|god-king]] of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], which rules over such projects as [[Wikipedia]], Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki and Nupedia&mdash;all in [[Esperanto]]! From the name Jimbo Wales, "Jimbo" has become the common term in [[Ebonics|urban language]] for an old, dirty, and broken condom that has been used by multiple users.
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<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">Departments</font></div></div><br />'''Who's who:'''
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•[[Bureaucratic_Fuck|Bureaucratic Fuck]] • [[Carolyn_Bothwell_Doran|Carolyn Bothwell Doran]] • [[The_child_in_Africa|The child in Africa]] • [[Deceased_Wikipedians|Deceased Wikipedians]] • [[Deletionist|Deletionist]] • [[Essjay|Essjay]] • [[Fake_editor|Fake editor]] • [[Jimbo_Wales|Jimbo Wales]] • [[Larry_Sanger|Larry Sanger]] • [[The_Wikipedia_Jews|The Wikipedia Jews]] • [[The_Video_Professor_16|The Video Professor 16]] • [[Wikipedia_Admin_Gallery|Wikipedia Admin Gallery]] • [[Wikipedophile|Wikipedophile]] • [[Willy_on_Wheels|Willy on Wheels]]
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'''Bureaucracy:'''
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• [[Abuse_filter|Abuse filter]] • [[Administrators%27_noticeboard|Administrators' noticeboard]] • [[Arbitration_Committee|Arbitration Committee]] • [[Bad_Jokes_and_Other_Deleted_Nonsense|BJAODN]] • [[Editor_for_deletion|Editor for deletion]] • [[Esperanza|Esperanza]] • [[GFDL|GFDL]] • [[Huggle|Huggle]] • [[Oversight|Oversight]] • [[Recent_changes_patrol|Recent changes patrol]] • [[Reliable_sources|Reliable sources]] • [[Wikimania|Wikimania]] • [[Wikipedia_Articles_for_deletion/Encyclopedia_Dramatica|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica]] • [[WikiProject|WikiProject]] • [[WpCyberstalking|WpCyberstalking]]
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'''Fundamentals:'''
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• [[At_least_100_years_ago|At least 100 years ago]] • [[Attack|Attack]] • [[Carr-Benkler_wager|Carr-Benkler wager]] • [[Citation_needed|Citation needed]] • [[Completely_irrelevant_history|Completely irrelevant history]] • [[Controversy|Controversy]] • [[Edit_war|Edit war]] • [[How_to_Sock|How to Sock]] • [[MediaWiki|MediaWiki]] • [[Not_be_confused_with|Not to be confused with]] • [[Reference_Desk|Reference Desk]] • [[Six_Degrees_of_Wikipedia|Six Degrees of Wikipedia]] • [[Some_argue|Some argue]] • [[Surgipedia|Surgipedia]] • [[Talk_page|Talk page]] • [[Vandalize_Every_Equation|Vandalize Every Equation]] • [[Wiki|Wiki]] • [[WikiFUD|WikiFUD]] • [[Wikigroaning|Wikigroaning]] • [[Wikipedia_Sandbox|Wikipedia Sandbox]] • [[Wikipedese|Wikipedese]] • [[Wikipe-tan|Wikipe-tan]] • [[Wikistalking|Wikistalking]] • [[Wikiwarfare|Wikiwarfare]]
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'''Articles:'''
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• [[Article|Article]] • [[Featured_article|Featured article]] • [[Good_article|Good article]] • [[Vital_article|Vital article]] • [[Wikipedia_Porn|Wikipedia Porn]]
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'''Policy:'''
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• [[Assume_good_faith|Assume good faith]] • [[BLP|BLP]] • [[Criteria_for_speedy_deletion|Criteria for speedy deletion]] • [[Crystal_ball|Crystal ball]] • [[Ignore_All_Rules|Ignore All Rules]] • [[List_of_banned_users|List of banned users]] • [[Long-term_abuse|Long-term abuse]] • [[Neutral_point_of_view|NPOV]] • [[Notability|Notability]] • [[POV|POV]] • [[Proposed_deletion|Proposed deletion]] • [[Requests_for_adminship|Requests for adminship]] • [[Threats_of_violence|Threats of violence]] • [[VFD|VFD]] • [[Wikipedia_Policies_and_Guidelines|Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]]
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'''Allies:'''
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• [[Simple_Wikipedia|Simple Wikipedia]] • [[Veropedia|Veropedia]] • [[Wikia|Wikia]] • [[Wikimedia_Foundation|Wikimedia Foundation]] • [[Wikiversity|Wikiversity]] • [[Wookieepedia|Wookieepedia]]
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'''Enemies of the State'''
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• [[Encyclopedia_Britannica|Encyclopedia Britannica]] • [[Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica|Encyclopædia Dramatica]] • [[Knol|Knol]] • [[Wiki_Abuse|Wiki Abuse]] • [[Wikitruth|Wikitruth]]
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<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words</font></div></div><br /><br />[[File:720px-Illustration of anal bead use svg.png|500px]]<br />
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<br /> The kind of fucked-up shit you find on [[Wikipedia]]. <br />
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<div align="left"><big>'''Wikipedia Defined:'''</big></div><center><div style="clear: none; max-width: 50em"><div style="margin: 0 10%">
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| style="overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 1em 0; text-align: left" valign="top" | '''<font face="serif"><font-size="2.7em"><font color="silver"><span style="line-height: 0.4em"> </span><br />“ </font></font></font>'''
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| style="overflow: hidden; padding: 0 1em; text-align: left" valign="middle" | ''  <br />Britannica on the bathroom wall.<br />  ''
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<font-size="85%"><cite style="font-style: normal">—[[Urban_Dictionary|Urban Dictionary]]</cite></font>
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<div style="border-bottom: 1px solid #000; text-align: left; padding: 3px"><div style="font-size:14pt"><font color="#000">Good New Articles</font></div></div><br />
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* [[Ae-tan|Ae-tan]]
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* [[Isarig|Isarig]]
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* [[MER-C|MER-C]]
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* [[Wikipedia_Hoaxes|Wikipedia Hoaxes]]
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* [[Wikipediametric|Wikipediametric]]
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[[File:Crown2.gif|[[Image:Crown2.gif|36px|Image:Crown2.gif]]]] [[Jimbo_Wales|King Der Jimbo "Bomis Pornographer" Wales I]] [[File:Crown2.gif|[[Image:Crown2.gif|36px|Image:Crown2.gif]]]]
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[[File:Crown.gif|[[Image:Crown.gif|26px|Image:Crown.gif]]]] [[Angela_Beesley|Queen Angela of Scots]] [[File:Crown.gif|[[Image:Crown.gif|26px|Image:Crown.gif]]]]
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[[File:Sm_joker_hat.gif|[[Image:Sm_joker_hat.gif|57px|Image:Sm joker hat.gif]]]] [[Madame_Wikiwiki|Madame Florence Wikiwiki (Rtd.)]] [[File:Sm_joker_hat_rev.gif|[[Image:Sm_joker_hat_rev.gif|57px|Image:Sm joker hat rev.gif]]]]
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[[Erik_M%C3%B6ller|Grand Vizier Eloquence]]
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'''[[Bureaucratic_Fuck|卐 die Führeren 卐]]'''<br />[[Acalamari|Acalamari]] • [[Alison|Alison]] • [[HighInBC|HighInBC]]/[[Chillum|Chillum]] • [[Conti|Conti]] • [[Cowman109|Cowman109]] • [[Cyde|Cyde]] • [[David_Gerard|David Gerard]] • [[DerHexer|DerHexer]] • [[Fred_Bauder|Fred Btard]] • [[FT2|FT2]] • [[Jayjg|Jayjg]] • [[LaraLove|LaraLove]]/[[Jennavecia|Jennavecia]] • [[J%C3%A9sk%C3%A9_Couriano|Jéské Couriano]] • [[JzG|JzG]] • [[Moreschi|Moreschi]] • [[NawlinWiki|NawlinWiki]] • [[Persian_Poet_Gal|Persian Poet Gal]] • [[Phil_Sandifer|Phil Sandifer]] • [[Postlethwaite|Postlethwaite]] • [[Riana|Riana]] • [[Shii|Shii]] • [[Silsor|Silsor]] • [[SlimVirgin|SlimVirgin]] • [[Thatcher|Thatcher]] • [[Werdna|Werdna]] • [[Will_Beback|Will Beback]] • [[WJBscribe|WJBscribe]] • [[Yamla|Yamla]]
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'''Worthless Peons'''<br />[[Azer_Red|Azer Red]] • [[Bedford|Bedford]] • [[Boochan|Boochan]] • [[Calton|Calton]] • [[Catamorphism|Catamorphism]] • [[CATS|CATS]] • [[ClueBot|ClueBot]] • [[Cometstyles|Cometstyles]] • [[Cool3|Cool3]] • [[DougsTech|DougsTech]] • [[Dragonfiend|Dragonfiend]] • [[Durova|Durova]] • [[Everyking|Everyking]] • [[Gary_Kirk|Gary Kirk]] • [[Giggy|Giggy]] • [[Grace_Note|Grace Note]] • [[Hipocrite|Hipocrite]] • [[Oldwindybear|Oldwindybear]]/[[JohninMaryland|JohninMaryland]] • [[Jokestress|Jokestress]] • [[Jtkiefer|Jtkiefer]] • [[Mistress_Selina_Kyle|Mistress Selina Kyle]]/[[Somey]] • [[MER-C|MER-C]] • [[MONGO|MONGO]] • [[MZMcBride|MZMcBride]] • [[Psychonaut|Psychonaut]] • [[Ryulong|Ryulong]] • [[Sceptre|Sceptre]] • [[SchmuckyTheCat|SchmuckyTheCat]] • [[68.39.174.238|68.39.174.238]] • [[Sonjaaa|Sonjaaa]] • [[Tony_Sidaway|Tony Sidaway]] • [[Ulillillia|Ulillillia]]
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Head Vandal: Meepsheep
Selected Article — Wikipedia

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The People's Communist Republic of Wikipedia, commonly shortened to simply Wikipedia, is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game in which participants play editors of a hypothetical online encyclopedia. The site is mainly used by fatties who sit on their asses all day in their mother's basement which has been their home since their early twenties. The goal is to try to insert misinformation as well as pushing a point of view that is randomly assigned, while preventing any contrary information from being entered by others. Players with similar misinformation will generally form guilds in order to aid one another. You can find most ED trolls there, too.



Wikipedian of the Now — Jimbo Wales

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Jimbo Wales (aka "Sole Flounder") is a long-time operator of pr0n sites, a notorious con artist and the ghey founder of the Wikimedia Foundation. Always humble, Wales claims that he makes the Internets "not suck." Jimbo Wales is also the god-king of the Wikimedia Foundation, which rules over such projects as Wikipedia, Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki and Nupedia—all in Esperanto! From the name Jimbo Wales, "Jimbo" has become the common term in urban language for an old, dirty, and broken condom that has been used by multiple users.

Departments

Who's who:

Bureaucratic FuckCarolyn Bothwell DoranThe child in AfricaDeceased WikipediansDeletionistEssjayFake editorJimbo WalesLarry SangerThe Wikipedia JewsThe Video Professor 16Wikipedia Admin GalleryWikipedophileWilly on Wheels

Bureaucracy:

Abuse filterAdministrators' noticeboardArbitration CommitteeBJAODNEditor for deletionEsperanzaGFDLHuggleOversightRecent changes patrolReliable sourcesWikimaniaWikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia DramaticaWikiProjectWpCyberstalking

Fundamentals:

At least 100 years agoAttackCarr-Benkler wagerCitation neededCompletely irrelevant historyControversyEdit warHow to SockMediaWikiNot to be confused withReference DeskSix Degrees of WikipediaSome argueSurgipediaTalk pageVandalize Every EquationWikiWikiFUDWikigroaningWikipedia SandboxWikipedeseWikipe-tanWikistalkingWikiwarfare

Articles:

ArticleFeatured articleGood articleVital articleWikipedia Porn

Policy:

Assume good faithBLPCriteria for speedy deletionCrystal ballIgnore All RulesList of banned usersLong-term abuseNPOVNotabilityPOVProposed deletionRequests for adminshipThreats of violenceVFDWikipedia Policies and Guidelines

Allies:

Simple WikipediaVeropediaWikiaWikimedia FoundationWikiversityWookieepedia

Enemies of the State

Encyclopedia BritannicaEncyclopædia DramaticaKnolWiki AbuseWikitruth

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words


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The kind of fucked-up shit you find on Wikipedia.






Wikipedia Defined:
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Britannica on the bathroom wall.
 
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<font-size="85%">Urban Dictionary

Good New Articles

Articles That Need Help

Wikipedians

King Der Jimbo "Bomis Pornographer" Wales I

Queen Angela of Scots

Madame Florence Wikiwiki (Rtd.)

Grand Vizier Eloquence

卐 die Führeren 卐
AcalamariAlisonHighInBC/ChillumContiCowman109CydeDavid GerardDerHexerFred BtardFT2JayjgLaraLove/JennaveciaJéské CourianoJzGMoreschiNawlinWikiPersian Poet GalPhil SandiferPostlethwaiteRianaShiiSilsorSlimVirginThatcherWerdnaWill BebackWJBscribeYamla

Worthless Peons
Azer RedBedfordBoochanCaltonCatamorphismCATSClueBotCometstylesCool3DougsTechDragonfiendDurovaEverykingGary KirkGiggyGrace NoteHipocriteOldwindybear/JohninMarylandJokestressJtkieferMistress Selina Kyle/SomeyMER-CMONGOMZMcBridePsychonautRyulongSceptreSchmuckyTheCat68.39.174.238SonjaaaTony SidawayUlillillia

Exiled Losers
AmorrowPickbothmanlolArkalochoriArmed BlowfishThe Beautiful People/PoetGuy (Poetlister, Taxwoman, etc.) • Blissyu2Blu AardvarkChrisChanSonichuCplotDeceased WikipediansFlameviperGlassBeadGameJack MerridewJack PhoenixJarlaxleArtemis/GrawpJohnny the VandalJossiKarmafistLarry SangerList of banned usersMadman CMalberMantanmoreland/Samiharris/Gary WeissMascotGuyNathanrdotcomRodhullandemu

Winrars of TOW
68.39.174.238Avril LavigneDon MurphyHaggerLong-term abuseMr oompapaPublicgirlukStephen ColbertVirgin KillerWilly on WheelsZodiac Template Vandal

Wikicides (Mock or Real)
BadlydrawnjeffChip BerletCurpsDannyEssjayGiggyIsarigJarandaKelly MartinKrimpetLaraLoveLinuxbeakMONGONSLEPhaedrielSceptreTony SidawayUrban RoseZoe

#wikipedia IRC Bouncers
AfterdeathShadow42Slowking_manST47TawkerWerdna