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'''Jimbo Wales''' (aka "Sole Flounder") is a long-time operator of [[pr0n]] sites, a notorious con artist and the [[ghey]] founder of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]]. Always humble, Wales claims that he makes the [[Internets]] "not suck." Jimbo Wales is also the [[Queening|god-king]] of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], which rules over such projects as [[Wikipedia]], Wiktionary, Wikiquote, Wikibooks (including Wikijunior and Wikiversity), Wikisource, In Memoriam 9/11, Wikimedia, Wikimedia Commons, Wikispecies, Wikinews, Mediawiki, Metawiki and Nupedia&mdash;all in [[Esperanto]]! From the name Jimbo Wales, "Jimbo" has become the common term in [[Ebonics|urban language]] for an old, dirty, and broken condom that has been used by multiple users.
 
 
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Revision as of 18:11, 22 April 2011

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Welcome to the Wikipedia portal!



Head Vandal: Meepsheep

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Wikipedian of the Now — Ironholds

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Oliver Keyes (going by the street handle "Ironholds"), is the pimp-daddy of TOW and Freenode, scoring every bitch that dares chat in his vicinity of e-masculinity. His lifetime dream already being accomplished (becoming "Community Liaison, Product Development" for the Wikimedia Foundation (it means he sits in IRC all day and finds what Wikipedia users "want")), he now spends his golden years unleashing anger in public IRC channels, and then having his rage elevated once he realizes people may remember his words and/or actions.


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Departments

Who's who:

Bureaucratic FuckCarolyn Bothwell DoranThe child in AfricaDeceased WikipediansDeletionistEssjayFake editorJimbo WalesLarry SangerThe Wikipedia JewsThe Video Professor 16Wikipedia Admin GalleryWikipedophileWilly on Wheels

Bureaucracy:

Abuse filterAdministrators' noticeboardArbitration CommitteeBJAODNEditor for deletionEsperanzaGFDLHuggleOversightRecent changes patrolReliable sourcesWikimaniaWikipedia:Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia DramaticaWikiProjectWpCyberstalking

Fundamentals:

At least 100 years agoAttackCarr-Benkler wagerCitation neededCompletely irrelevant historyControversyEdit warHow to SockMediaWikiNot to be confused withReference DeskSix Degrees of WikipediaSome argueSurgipediaTalk pageVandalize Every EquationWikiWikiFUDWikigroaningWikipedia SandboxWikipedeseWikipe-tanWikistalkingWikiwarfare

Articles:

ArticleFeatured articleGood articleVital articleWikipedia Porn

Policy:

Assume good faithBLPCriteria for speedy deletionCrystal ballIgnore All RulesList of banned usersLong-term abuseNPOVNotabilityPOVProposed deletionRequests for adminshipThreats of violenceVFDWikipedia Policies and Guidelines

Allies:

Simple WikipediaVeropediaWikiaWikimedia FoundationWikiversityWookieepedia

Enemies of the State

Encyclopedia BritannicaEncyclopædia DramaticaKnolWiki AbuseWikitruth

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words


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The kind of fucked-up shit you find on Wikipedia.






Wikipedia Defined:
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Britannica on the bathroom wall.
 
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<font-size="85%">Urban Dictionary

Good New Articles

Articles That Need Help

Wikipedians

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Queen Angela of Scots

Madame Florence Wikiwiki (Rtd.)

Grand Vizier Eloquence

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AcalamariAlisonHighInBC/ChillumContiCowman109CydeDavid GerardDerHexerFred BtardFT2JayjgLaraLove/JennaveciaJéské CourianoJzGMoreschiNawlinWikiPersian Poet GalPhil SandiferPostlethwaiteRianaShiiSilsorSlimVirginThatcherWerdnaWill BebackWJBscribeYamla

Worthless Peons
Azer RedBedfordBoochanCaltonCatamorphismCATSClueBotCometstylesCool3DougsTechDragonfiendDurovaEverykingGary KirkGiggyGrace NoteHipocriteOldwindybear/JohninMarylandJokestressJtkieferMistress Selina Kyle/SomeyMER-CMONGOMZMcBridePsychonautRyulongSceptreSchmuckyTheCat68.39.174.238SonjaaaTony SidawayUlillillia

Exiled Losers
AmorrowPickbothmanlolArkalochoriArmed BlowfishThe Beautiful People/PoetGuy (Poetlister, Taxwoman, etc.) • Blissyu2Blu AardvarkChrisChanSonichuCplotDeceased WikipediansFlameviperGlassBeadGameJack MerridewJack PhoenixJarlaxleArtemis/GrawpJohnny the VandalJossiKarmafistLarry SangerList of banned usersMadman CMalberMantanmoreland/Samiharris/Gary WeissMascotGuyNathanrdotcomRodhullandemu

Winrars of TOW
68.39.174.238Avril LavigneDon MurphyHaggerLong-term abuseMr oompapaPublicgirlukStephen ColbertVirgin KillerWilly on WheelsZodiac Template Vandal

Wikicides (Mock or Real)
BadlydrawnjeffChip BerletCurpsDannyEssjayGiggyIsarigJarandaKelly MartinKrimpetLaraLoveLinuxbeakMONGONSLEPhaedrielSceptreTony SidawayUrban RoseZoe

#wikipedia IRC Bouncers
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