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<!--READ THIS: Don't add your fucking Roblox account to this article. ED doesn't care about your shitty Rococks friends/enemies either, FAGGOT. Same rule applies to your groups!-->
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<td colspan="2">[[File:2017ROBLOXCheezitLogo.png]]</td>
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<th>Type</th><td>Gayming</td>
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<th>Released</th><td>[[2006]]; ([[2004]]: [[shit no one cares about|private alpha]])</td>
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<th>Website</th><td><span class="plainlinks">[https://www.roblox.com/ www.roblox.com]</span></td>
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<th>Key People</th><td>David Baszucki<br>John Shitletsky<br>Erik Casserole[[dead|&dagger;]]</td>
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<th>Slogans</th><td>"<i>If you can imagine it, you can build it.</i>"<br />"<i>Be anything, Build anything.</i>"<br />"<i>[[Stupid|Powering Imagination]]</i>"</td>
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<th>Location</th><td>[[OTI]]</td>
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<th>Headquarters</th><td>San Mateo, [[California]]</td>
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<th>Industry</th><td>[[Vidya games]]</td>
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[[File:Rococks_sucks.png|thumb|What everyone thinks.]]
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[[File:RobloxGoatse.jpg|thumb|Rococks Goatse]]
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[[Image:Brodie.jpg|thumb|Typical Rococks player.]]
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{{quote|ROBLOX.  [[Lie|IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!]]|The Jews of Rococks in search of money.}}
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'''Roblox''', also known as '''Rococks''', '''Shitblox''', and '''Dynablox''', is a shitty Lego ripoff made made by a few [[Jews]] with too much time and money. It is probably one of the [[cancer|worst communities]] in gaming to ever exist. Even worse than Undertale and Minecraft COMBINED. While the idea of an online sandbox where people can create their own games and play them all via a click of a button is good on paper, it failed the moment people started making garbage. The dyslexic fucktard community has yet to make anything of actual quality, quality that will never cease to come on there. Stealing, spam, copying shit somebody else made and [[identity theft|claiming false identity]] are common problems on this game that often go unresolved by the lazy site admins and terrible "moderation" system. Some people are actively working on games that get as similar as possible to ROBLOX without getting fucked over by copyright or having the cancer that ROBLOX currently has just so they can escape the hell that is ROBLOX.
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You can also buy premium membership, called ''Builders Club'' that is very overpriced for what you actually get and only lasts for a certain amount of time. When the [[scam|subscription]] ends, you are stripped of all the features, forcing you to buy it again. Of course, this is purely intentional by the admins, as they don't give a single fuck about you, but are only interested in your [[money]].
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==The Community==
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[[Image:Roblox Best Comment.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Referring to the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUcIG4VnzaI death sound effect].]]
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The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, "[[trolls]]", [[Columbiners]], and [[jailbait|online daters]]. With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community. The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the [[forums]], and pretending to be [[script kiddy|"hackers"]] who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. Of course, if you piss them off they will [[empty threat|threaten to hack your account]], even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to ram them [[goatse|up the ass]]. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that [[nobody gives a fuck]] about them or their crappy places.
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{{squote|💰PLAY MY GAME FOR 1,000 ROBUX💰
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💰THE LONGER YOU STAY THE MORE ROBUX💰
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💰JOIN FOR 60 ROBUX💰
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💰STAY FOR 50 MINUTES FOR 600 ROBUX💰
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💰PLAY MY GAME FOR ROBUX💰
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💰300 ROBUX IF YOU PLAY💰|Typical [[n00b]] spamming his shitty place.}}
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The "trolls" on this game are dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming [[ASCII]] images of [[Hitler]] and [[nigger]] will lower them to [[b/|/b/'s]] standards. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the [[banhammer]], ending the kid's [[fail|"trolling spree"]] immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting [[sockpuppets]], people tend to take advantage of this by creating alternate accounts for the sole purpose of fucking with the mods.
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The online daters (often referred to by the community as [[overdose|"ODers"]]) are [[sick fucks]] who [[gay|"roleplay" as a couple]], pretend to kiss, have [[sex]], etc. with their in-game characters. Most of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to [[Chris Hansen|bait little kids online]] and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with [[children]], because these online daters never actually get any IRL girls probably because of their fugly and creepy looking ass.  According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.
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===Notable People===
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{{nobodies}}<!--This is serious.-->
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[[File:RobloxCeoJew.png|thumb|Builderfaggot [[IRL]].]]
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[[File:John Shitletsky Jew.png|thumb|One of the head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.]]
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*'''David Baszucki''' or '''<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=156 Builderman]</span>''' - The [[boss|CEO]] of Roblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be [[facepalm|stupid enough to buy it]].
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*'''Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel)<sup>&dagger;</sup>''' - A former admin who died of [[cancer]]. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's [[windows|shitty updates]] on Cassel's death.
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*'''John Shitletsky''', '''<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?id=261 Shitletsky]</span>''' or '''Telamoron''' - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to [[shit that will never happen|start his own company]]. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much [[USI]].
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*'''<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?id=742322 Vaktus]</span>''' (formerly known as "'''XDHAPPYXD'''") - Runs the [[Nazi|Third Reich]] of Roblox. He uses admin commands to "defeat" his opponents during group raids. If you lose to him in a raid, he will take over your group and replace your emblem with his [[gay|"This group has been shut down by the Vaktovian Empire"]] emblem. Apparently, he has friends who know how to exploit Roblox's shitty MySQL system and "claim groups", though [[some argue|this has yet to be confirmed]]. He also enjoys making shitty [[YouTube]] videos making fun of his enemies.
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*'''<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?id=310999 ColourTheory]</span>''' - The owner of RAT and long-term enemy of Vaktus. His name used to be "donkeyo04" until an admin fucked up and [[lie|accidentally]] [[b&|deleted his account]]; he was given the opportunity to change his name as compensation by Roblox for the stupidity of one of their admins and decided to change his name to [[britfag|Colour]]Theory.
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*'''[[Elliot Rodger|Fleskhjerta]]''' - The sad bimbo with identity problems known for his Roblox blooper videos back in [[2007]]. Most of them just contained his character walking around in a random, empty place with [[the simpsons|Homer Simpson]] voices edited in everywhere. The emotionally disturbed Eurasian was [[banned]] in 2008 for making a Roblox character model with tits on it. It is rumored that an [[Richard Spencer|angry white male]] & butthurt named <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.roblox.com/users/254767/profile "Heroton2008"]</span> reported him for this, and as a result, Flesky was b& from the autistic hellscape land.
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*'''<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=1134994 SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX]</span>''' - Owns FEAR, an island resort, a [[Christfag]] group, and several USI-infested fan groups. He is one of the most hated people on this game for encouraging online dating through his places, being a typical [[retarded|over-the-top]] Christfag, and owning a group filled with immature little kids. It is also rumored that be bribed the admins into unbanning his account which seemingly only [[internet hate machine|contributed to his hatred]]. SONIC has an alternate account called "SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGXX", which he has claimed numerous times that [[bullshit|it's actually his brother's account]].
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*'''<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?id=159881 XiaoXiaoMan]</span>''' - The supposed failure of a excuse of [[AVGN]] of Roblox. He is in his 20s and [[Sad|plays a game intended for children]]. He owns a <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123 YouTube channel]</span> that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty [[Gmod]] animation videos intended to be [[funny]] to his audience. <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo0DKGK4XIM Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit]</span>.
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*'''[[nigger|Julius Coles]]''' - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is ''Welcome to the town of Robloxia'' so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/user/MrJulius5005 YouTube channel]</span> where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that [[truth|he fucking loves Roblox]].
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==Building==
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Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain [[attention whore|attention]] from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.
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===Common Types of Places===
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These, for the most part, are the types of places you would see on Rococks:
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*'''Survive the [insert subject here]''' - Often a generic apocalypse/disaster such as zombies and lava.
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*'''Cart ride into [insert subject here]''' - Places that consist of pre-made mine carts and cart track pieces, and are often made by people who are too lazy to make anything themselves.
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*'''[adjective] Murderer''' - A relatively new game type that copies [[Gmod]]-based games and all of their mechanics. Just think of a funny adjective, make a baseplate with free models on it, insert a knife that people can slash each other to death with, and spam your newly-created shitbox on the forums. Bingo! You've just made a murder game.
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*'''Build to survive the [insert subject here]''' - Very similar to the "Survive the [insert subject here]", but with crappy building tools and shit to "build" with.
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*'''[insert subject here] obby''' - If the creator of the place is lazy or too much of a fucking retard to spell "obstacle course" properly, then you'd probably be better off staying away from these shitty places. These are the most popular types of places on Rococks, and have served as the ultimate downfall of creativity on this game.
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*'''Free Robux place''' - These are places that claim to give away free Robux upon visiting. Often used by faggots who are desperate for place visits, so they spam their shitty places all over the site with a hope of getting people to visit. Of course, you don't actually obtain anything from these places and will most likely feel like an [[idiot]] for even going to them in the first place. Some even make you use a GUI to input your login info to get into your account (granted, most people who fall for these "get robux by inputting your login info into this obvious scam GUI" scams probably don't have anything of value on their account anyways)
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*'''Have a kid and raise a Family''' - Or more commonly used: ''Adopt a kid and raise a Family''. People tend to use this one more often because "having a kid" implies that [[rape|secks]] was involved, and to the Rococks admins, this is an absolute no-no, even though people do it all the time via role-playing. Often hotspots for online dating, a rule that the admins never seem to enforce. And YouTube fanboys and fangirls often fuck this place up even more thinking they are trolls even though they are actually nobodies just being a menace to other aspie's lives online.
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*'''[Literally anything] simulator''' - Shitty clicker games that often have very little to do with the subject in the title. Somehow, little kids like them, likely because you don't need to be old enough to keep even remotely complicated mechanics in mind just to click anywhere on your monitor repeatedly until you get a number to go up enough to get an upgrade. These excuses of games can be easily cheated using an AutoClicker software. Barely any of them deviate from this, and even then, basically none of them actually simulate what their subject is.
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{{quote|"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."|Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality. How sad.}}
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==Catalog Items==
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You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the catalog is completely overpriced, with a very few actual good items.
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===Degrees of Items===
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*'''BC only''' - Only people with Builders Club can buy this shit.
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*'''Limited''' - Items that were on sale but were taken offsale, but owners can resell them. Also [[Sad|retards that pay for BC inflate the prices up to over 9000 robux, making it virtually unobtainable.]]
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*'''Limited unique''' - Same as above, but with a fixed amount that could be bought before it became resell-only. When they run out, people bitch and complain about not being able to get one since people always sell them for [[At least 100|at least 100]] times the original price.
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*'''Timed''' - Items that have a counter attached to them showing how long the item will be available. As is the case with Limited items, people will bitch and complain about not being able to get one after the timer runs out.
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*'''Presents''' - Items that were given out during the [[Christmas|holidays]], which tend to eventually turn into/give a different item after they become unobtainable. To get one, you usually have to do a relatively stupid task, which may or may not be worth the effort once opened. These tasks have ranged from having premium membership for over a year to making a forum post containing the word "ice" to being a long-term registrant. Pretty fucking simple, but since many ROtards won't look at the blog to see how to get them, they bitch and complain about not "owning" one. Sound familiar? I think we're seeing a pattern here... Not really seen anymore since they stopped giving a shit about them/
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*'''IOS only''' - You have to be using an [[Apple]] device with Roblox's shitty IOS app to purchase these.
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*'''XBOX only''' - You have to be playing Roblox on [[xbox|Shitbox One]] to obtain these.
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*'''Promotional''' - Shitty free items that hold little to no value. Usually released to sponsor a movie and you get those by sometimes playing certain games that promote the movie or getting them in the catalog for free.
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*'''Accessories''' - Pieces of shit you wear on varying body parts. [[Team Fortress 2|Sound familiar]]? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
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*'''Gear''' - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from [[gun|powerful weapons]], to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because [[retards|people]] are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
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*'''Faces''' - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your [[Failbook]] account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
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*'''T-shirts''' - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges outside of playing games, being in up to 5 groups at once, and having very basic avatar customizaton, this would be the only one.
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*'''Shirts and pants''' - Textures for your character. Due to the price floor update, you pay <s>10</s> 5 Robux for this shit. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them. For being one of the main forms of avatar customization, you can't easily get them because THERE ARE NO RELIABLE METHODS OF GETTING EVEN 10 ROBUX FOR A SIMPLE SHIRTS/PANTS COMBINATION THAT DON'T INVOLVE BEGGING FOR MONEY IN GROUPS
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*'''Packages''' - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?
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==Advertising==
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Advertising is a feature on Roblox that is often overlooked by many of its users. You "bid" ROBUX to run your ad in an allotted amount of time, but since nobody wants to waste money on that, people resort to spamming their shitty places on the forums and comment sections of other places. You can also customize your banner ad that links directly to your game (or whatever) upon clicking on it. Most of these "ads" look like they've been made in 5 minutes with [[MS Paint]] by dyslexic 9 year olds. Here are a few examples, out of the [[At least 100|at least 100]] awful ads (we could make a full on fucking page dedicated to these pieces of [[shit]], sampled from the deep archives of Cockblox:
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[[File:RobloxAd0.png|link=crap]]<br>
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[[File:RobloxAd1.png|link=crap]]<br>
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[[File:RobloxAd2.png|link=crap]]<br>
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[[File:RobloxAd3.png|link=crap]]<br>
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'''Holy fuck! These are even worse than the spam!'''
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<br />By the way, you can get rid of such garbage ads by using [[AdBlock]].
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==Groups==
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In 2009, the group feature was released to make it easier to communicate among its users. Most groups on Roblox are filled with little kids who think they're fighting an actual war, hence the reason for all the "war clans". They are very cancerous and anyone who sets foot in them will develop cancer.
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===Notable Groups===
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*'''First Encounter Assault Recon''' - (AKA: Fucking everyone (in this group)'s an ass [[Rape|rapist]]) A group consisted mainly of people who are dumb enough to think that the commercials for FEAR they see on TV are actually for this group. The group was originally a fan club, but was later turned into a war group, with shitty bases that were built by some noobs with no building skills whatsoever. Still alive for whatever reason.
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*'''Roblox Assault Team''' - <s>A group that was started by stealthmatt, who thought he had a brain and told everyone who joined his bitch ass group that they would bring their IQ out of the negatives. By that point, their collective IQs got in to the negative thousands. The group has a long-term vendetta against VAK, a group known for its admin abuse and its shitty places.</s> DEAD
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*'''Vaktovian Empire''' - Full of sweaty retards who typically tend to attack other groups in game to feel badass and impress their leader. The owner is some [[ireland|Irish]] faggot with a superiority complex. His original name was [[gay|XDHAPPYXD]], but he changed his name to Vaktus after begging the admins to give him a name change.
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*'''Sly Bloxxers''' - <s>Owned by greatswordpwner after bobathe-gay-man gave it to him. Greatswordpwner takes this game more seriously than life, and all he does is spazz out at his members about how they suck, and as a result, he gets massively flamed for it. When he's butthurt, he cried to his parents about getting "cyberbullied", even though no such thing ever happened</s>. Does this still exist?
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*'''John's Cobras''' - <s>A group that causes drama, and doesn't actually fight any wars. The group is owned by some Britfag known as pspjohn1. There's not really much to say about it, other than the group is total shit, and not even worth circlejerking at.</s> Dead, although some autists are trying to make a revival. They sucked at fighting anyways, as they [[Fail#Epic Fail|lost 90 defences in one day]] in early January 2013, leading to [[lulz]].
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*'''X-101st''' - <s>An old group of online daters that spend their time jacking off in each others' faces and committing faggotry with their leader. The leader is a lifeless loser who spends most of his time on this game.</s> Shutdown since a bunch of retarded high ranks thought some shitty game of thrones group was more important than keeping a group from 2008, [[Veteran|before the groups feature was even added,]] active.
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*'''Frost Clan''' - <s>A group that went through three ownerships: starting with the creator, Pizzaman1000, then to Dignatio, and now it's owned by a user "jjjakey". They often end up getting their asses handed to them in a raid, unsurprisingly.</s> How many fucking groups on this list have to be dead?
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*'''United Clan of Roblox''' - The largest group on Roblox that was created when groups were first announced. Like any war clan, it consists of little kids who think they're in an actual army. Fortunately, an overwhelmingly majority of those immature wannabe navy seal kids (present in LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING CLAN) don't know how to be active enough to matter in the grand scheme of things, so at least you don't have to see them on a daily basis when interacting with them (as well as most other clans). Somehow still active enough to not be considered dead.
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==Roblox TV Commericals==
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In the time-span of 2011-2012, Rococks released two [[not|"TV commercials"]] to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using [[shooping]], [[vidya|video editing]] and green screen effects. The reason for this being is Rococks is too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as Roblox as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins. Some users/places in the below video didn't even exist at the time of release, and some of them had stuff impossible to do at the time (for example: dance animations when proper dancing animations weren't even possible to make, particle effects that weren't present at the time, and more shit that wouldn't be possible at the time of recording) 
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|<youtube>SBXfQoDaOu4</youtube><br>Rococks' first video advertisement.
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|<youtube>LHdA7Yc-8Rg</youtube><br>The second video advertisement.}}
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At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not. This caused a lot of [[butthurt]] and [[rage]] among Roblox players, and there were even people who [[flounce|threatened to quit Roblox]] because of it, [[No|BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?]]
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==Builders Club==
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In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that [[do not want|nobody even wanted]] to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In [[2008]], the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that [[nobody|very few people]] will ever use.
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===Regular Builders Club===
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*10 places.
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*15 Robux per day.
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*No external ads. The most pointless and stupid feature of all. Haven't these people ever heard of [[AdBlock]]? Even if you don't have to worry about external ads, you get shitty user ads (see: Advertising) that are probably worse.
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*The ability to make and sell shirts.
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*Less chance you'll get banned.
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*Access to shitty beta features.
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*Make badges for your shitty places.
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*10 groups.
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*Create groups.
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===Turbo Builders Club===
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*A recolored version of the shitty hat, this time it's black and orange.
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*25 places.
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*A piece of bubble gum. <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.roblox.com/Bloxilicious-Bubble-Gum-item?id=11895536 No kidding]</span>.
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*20 groups.
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*Even less chance you'll get banned.
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*35 Robux per day.
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*The chance to suck the cocks of Cockblox admins.
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===Outrageous Builders Club===
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You get:
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*60 Robux per day.
 +
*A third variant of the shitty hat, yellow and black.
 +
*100 places.
 +
*A cool dark theme.
 +
*100 groups.
 +
*No likelihood of getting banned, especially if you bought lifetime OBC.
 +
*Fellatio from the admins around the clock.
 +
*A free abortion.
 +
*Sucking the cock of Roblox staff and admins.
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 +
==Roblox Ban Appeal==
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If you get banned from Roblox, which [[fact|you likely will]], you can send the admins an "appeal" email if [[contesting your ban|you believe the ban was improperly placed]]. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, [[doing it wrong|you are 200% wrong]], faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you [[fail|send them an email]], you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: ''"Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc."'' Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a <span class="plainlinks">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-P4cR-8V8w flounce video]</span>.
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 +
 
 +
Also when [[YouTube|YouTubers]] that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.
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 +
==The Forums==
 +
<s>The forums are the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and [[internet sissy fights]]. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.</s>
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 +
===<s>Types of people on the Forums</s>===
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 +
*<s>'''Top Posters''' - People who have no lives and spend all of their time on the forums. They actually worked hard to show everyone else how pathetic they are for spending all of their time in this shithole. They can easily be identified with a "Top X Poster" message attributed to their posts.</s>
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*<s>'''Spammers''' - People who spam shit everywhere for the [[lulz]] and often end up getting banned. These are the most common type of people that inhabit Roblox, and are not just restricted to the forums.</s>
 +
*<s>'''Trolls''' - People who think the Roblox forums are a second [[4chan]]. Whenever they post, there is almost no doubt that they will be banned immediately afterwards.</s>
 +
*<s>'''Role-Players''' - Those who are classified with this shouldn't be allowed to exist, almost all of them are weeaboos, wiggers, and furfags and are very easy to fuck with. A lot of these fuckers have fetishes about wolves and vampires and often proclaim this all over the forums, mainly on Off-Topic.</s>
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*<s>'''Forum moderators''' - Roblox's [[sysops]] who patrol the forums and ban just about anyone who violates their shitty rules. Most of the time, people get banned for the stupidest of reasons, and end up quitting Rococks because of it due to massive butthurt. They try to appeal their ban, but considering that Roblox doesn't give a fuck about anything but itself, anyone who was once banned, stays banned. Forever.</s>
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*<s>'''Super forum moderators''' - No longer exist.</s>
 +
 
 +
===<s>Forums</s>===
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[[Image:PENORPOST.JPG|thumb|Typical forum thread.]]
 +
[[Image:Typicalrobloxthread.PNG|thumb|Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.]]
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 +
*<s>'''Roblox Talk''' - Faggots who think they are the "[[4chan]] of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. They mostly just spam shitty memes and show off their shitty places and host "RT parties", even though these faggots don't know what party means.</s>
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*<s>'''Let's Make a Deal''' - These kiddies sit around and will do anything just to get a virtual item. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for.</s>
 +
*<s>'''Off-Topic''' - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. It's more than off topic, its a fucking shithole of weeaboos, gays, furries and bronies. This is the biggest shithole forum section on this site.</s>
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*<s>'''Role-playing Forum''' - Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twilight faggot or all of the above.</s>
 +
*<s>'''Clans & Guilds''' - The flaming epicenter of Roblox. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. Most people on here dig shit up on some random group that they declared enemies with and post long forum posts about how said group is a bunch of cheaters, etc.</s>
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*<s>'''Global Chat''' - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum.</s>
 +
*<s>'''Builders and scripters''' - Nobody who actually builds or scripts goes to this forum. It's mostly little kids who like pretending to be hackers.</s>
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<s><br></s>
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<div align="center">'''<s>All of the other forums are [[shit no one cares about]] and aren't listed.</s>'''
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FUCKING DEAD & BALEETED LOL
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</div>
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 +
==Trolling on Roblox==
 +
Due to Roblox's [[underage|young and immature]] community, trolling is as easy as a piece of cake. As many little kids take the game as [[SERIOUS BUSINESS]], pissing them off is easier than making porn.
 +
 
 +
===Game Trolling===
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 +
*See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are [[no girls on the internet]]. The guy, and the other guy will get [[butthurt]].
 +
*Call everyone a [[n00b]].
 +
*Spawnkill. People will then try to [[crybaby|report you]] and spam [[leetspeak|"0MG H4CKER!!1!1"]] in the chat.
 +
*Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
 +
*Find the most OP weapons in the game and ass r&#230;p everyone.
 +
*Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server you are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault R&#230;p) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
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*Make swastikas on building games.
 +
*Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
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*Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and try to [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|get rid of it.]]
 +
*If you ever get a boombox, play loud songs or ear-piercing songs so everyone turns to ALL CAPS to complain about your trolling.
 +
*Talk about how Minecraft or honestly any other game is better than Roblox, you will see idiots trying to prove you wrong by calling you a noob or some shit.
 +
*Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
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*If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
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*In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
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*Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
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*Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is [[Pr0n|porn.]]
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*On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
 +
*On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
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*Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
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*<s>On tycoon games, use [[cheating|Cheat Engine]] to change everyone's money to 0.</s> Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of [[Skript kiddie|Exploiting Software]], they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
 +
*Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
 +
*Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
 +
*Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
 +
*Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.
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 +
===Group Trolling===
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 +
*Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank, spam "this group is gay", delete all group places, spend their ROBUX funds on yourself and watch the owner [[shit bricks]].
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*Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
 +
*Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
 +
*Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
 +
*Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
 +
*Go to WIJ and say that they caused [[WWII]], as the owner is German.
 +
*Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
 +
*Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go [[kill yourself|kill themselves]].
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[[File:JEWS_DID_TRA.png|thumb|right|[[Jews did WTC|Jews did TRA, just like they did WTC]].]]
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 +
===<s>Forum Trolling</s>===
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 +
<s>This is probably the easiest type of trolling in Rococks. Since many [[newfags]], [[retards|raging kids]] and easily offended admins on <span class="plainlinks">[https://forum.roblox.com/forum/ the forums]</span> take it so seriously, it should be no surprise that these people are the easiest to fuck with. Here are some ways to piss them off:</s>
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 +
*<s>[[Spam]].</s>
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*<s>On OT, say MW2 is the best game ever.</s>
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*<s>Talk about [[Blockland]] and [[Minecraft]].</s>
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*<s>Make random [insert admin's name here]'s Bonus. The mods will have a hissy fit.</s>
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*<s>Protest Roblox updates. As Roblox is an [[steam|e-dictatorship]], you do not have the right to your own opinion, and will likely be b& for it.</s>
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*<s>Anything you do is trolling in a forum mod's eye, so knock yourself out.</s>
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*<s>Make fun of Christianity and 13 year old boys.</s>
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*<s>Spam links to the [[offended]] page.</s>
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*<s>Post alt 0173 between each letter of a curse word and put it on the forums.</s>
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*<s>Post a thread saying [[Fact|God doesn't exist]]. Everybody who sees the thread will get butthurt. This works in every forum, considering that the Roblox community is just that fucking gullible.</s>
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*<s>Use a small text generator to post whatever you want</s>
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*<s>Post ASCII images of Hitler and cocks.</s>
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*<s>Say the admins are total fucking retards.</s>
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*<s>Say "get out" on legitimate threads.</s>
 +
*<s>Say [[Jews did WTC]].</s>
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*<s>Post these symbols: 卐, &#9773;, &#230;, 8========D</s>
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 +
THE FORUMS ARE FUCKING DEAD, SO THIS FORM OF TROLLING ISN'T POSSIBLE ANYMORE
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 +
==Incidents on the forums==
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 +
*In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive [[Lulz|chimpout]] on the forums.
 +
*On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah"{{jew}} and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
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*On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of [[Columbine]]).
 +
*In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"{{atheist}} trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".
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 +
==DevEx==
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 +
Short-hand form for Developer Exchange. Now, you can actually make real money off of your shitty Rococks games. If you make a minimum of 1,000 Robux off of your terrible games, you can cash in your earnings and obtain real life money for them through a validated [[Paypal]] account. Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong. The rate for Robux to USD is 1,000 Robux to every $1.00 USD. Aside from the shitty exchange rate, the Rococks admins also tax you on your earnings, so instead of earning $1.00 USD, you'd probably only get about $0.70 USD. This is a completely unnecessary update, considering that nobody actually makes any "real" money, despite that the admins have written several blog stories about certain users making up to [[bullshit|$300,000.00 a year]].
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 +
 
 +
You fucking sad sad faggot. Why are you trying to get money from a shitty game platform for mentally and physically deformed man-children? [[Fact|How about getting a job? Is that too hard for you. Probably.]]
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 +
==Roblox Admins get Fired==
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<span class="plainlinks">[http://rblxofftopic.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Extra-Life_Incident On October 24, 2014, three admins were fired from Rococks]</span> for swearing during a [[twitch|24-hour livestream]] that nobody important cared enough to watch. Apparently, their power got cut, and therefore their camera's video feed died, but the microphone remained on and caught them swearing about their game and saying [[truth|it sucks]]. No video footage of this event is available. As it turns out, their power didn't go out at all; they just [[facepalm|forgot to turn off the camera's microphone]] and were too stupid to realize it until it was too late. It is revealed that the admin's names were [[faggot|JacksSmirkingRevenge]], [[dyke|B1tsh1ft]], and [[whore|Snowbl0x]]. Nobody really cares about this, except for Roblox themselves, who thought the [[final solution|best solution]] to the incident was to fire them, [[streisand effect|bringing a whole lot of controversy, lulz and drama]] into the matter.
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 +
<center>
 +
'''The JewTube video that started it all.'''
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<youtube>1KMSDYqpTys</youtube>
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</center>
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 +
==Events==
 +
Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.
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 +
They had six main events so far, including:
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 +
*'''Roblox Rally 2011''' - Their first ever real life event, hosted in [[San Francisco]] at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks [[propaganda]] that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
 +
*'''Roblox Game Conference 2012''' - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
 +
*'''Bloxcon 2013''' - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
 +
*'''Roblox Film Festival 2013''' - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the ''Unregistered Hypercam 2'' logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
 +
*'''2014 Tour''' - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
 +
*'''Virtual Bloxcon 2014''' - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty [[Twitch]] channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.
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 +
==The new 2017 logo==
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 +
The main focus of the [[Shit|new logo]] is the the tilted "O" - and it looks like half of the ''Domino's'' logo AND a cheez-it. That's all that I need to say.
 +
 
 +
[[File:2017ROBLOXCheezitLogo.png]]
 +
 
 +
==Roblox vs. Minecraft==
 +
When a Roblox fanboy meets a Minecraft fanboy, that's when all hell breaks loose, and World War 3 will start. They will turn into [[Internet Tough Guy|tough boys]] and argue about which game is better and comparing which game is made the oldest. 2004, 2003, 1995, 2009, 1784, you name it. If you ever encounter such terror, be sure to watch it to the bitter end because you know it will be [[Lulzworthy|great as fuck to watch to.]] Be sure to grab some popcorn and some soda too so you can keep watching.
 +
 
 +
<br />
 +
 
 +
==Roblox "YouTubers"==
 +
Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:
 +
<br />
 +
 
 +
*'''Flamingo/AlbertsStuff''' - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure [[Lies|comedy.]] Used to swear but doesn't now because [[Pussy|god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue.]]  He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
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*'''Jayingee''' - [[Buttbuddy|Freind]] of Flamingo and also equally as worse. They often have [[Secks|sex]] and admire one another's money that they receive from fanboys binge watching every single one of their videos.
 +
*'''KonekoKitten''' - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and [[Sad|relies on Roblox for his life and income.]]
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*'''DanTDM''' - As if dying his hair blue and making a living off [[Minecraft]] videos wasn't enough for him, he also resorted to making Roblox videos also. This resulted in extra AIDS onto Roblox; as if it wasn't shitty enough already.
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*'''Nathorix''' - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates.
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*'''Poke''' - A retard who uses more arrows in his thumbnails than Durv. He loves clickbaiting and also thinks he is a god when he gets admin commands in places. His fanbase is comparable to Flamingo, if not more autistic.
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*'''Tofuu''' - Copycat of Poke; a worse one to be accurate. Same YouTube formula as Poke, clickbait, get views, ad revenue, rinse and repeat.
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*'''InquistorMaster''' - A [[16-year-old girl]] who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
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*'''DenisDaily''' - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
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*'''VuxVux''' - This guy tried to copy Flamingo but failed miserably as he actually churns out much shittier content than Flamingo can even imagine to make.
 +
*'''Remainings''' - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
 +
*'''NicsterV''' - Mega [[Fat|fatass]] who makes nothing more than clickbait videos and ad-littering videos and making sure the videos are over 10 minutes.
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*'''Roblox Minigunner''' - A [[LeafyIsHere]] copycat and a [[13-year-old boy]] who constantly swears and uses text-to-speech about Roblox updates. Also makes shitty movies in Roblox because he thinks he is a fucking master of filmography. Also makes in a nutshell videos in Roblox because that's the only thing he is capable of doing; complaining.
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*'''Xonnek''' - Everybody on Roblox fucking hates his ass because every fucking Roblox YouTuber in the world has made a video telling the same shit. Is now a nobody. Lulz
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*'''Greenlegocats123''' - A fucking preacher or the [[Alex Jones]] of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for [[Jew Gold]]. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
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*'''legobloxian''' - Does what everyone has done already; COMPLAIN. Also complains about scamming and Roblox updates like everyone else.
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If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers than [[WTF|what the fuck is wrong with you?]]
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==Roblox Videos==
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<table align="center" style="text-align:center">
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<tr>
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<td>'''Average Roblox videos'''</td>
 +
<td>'''The Julius Coles collection'''</td>
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</tr>
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<tr>
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<td>
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{| style="margin:0 auto"
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|{{videoframe|rococksvids|background:white;text-align:center|font-weight:bold
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|<youtube>K0f6TMlu-jw</youtube><br>Butthurt Rococks [[jews]] shut down some kids raid livestream.
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|<youtube>sp_zKBHy0LY-jw</youtube><br>TL;DW
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|<youtube>bN8St1yncGE</youtube><br>The average Rococks gameplay.
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|<youtube>7vi9PbZfjxU</youtube><br>Another excerpt from Rococks gameplay. Skip to 2:07.
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|<youtube>o-P4cR-8V8w</youtube><br>FUCK YOU ROBLOX!
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|<youtube>UDDteKg7Xwc</youtube><br>A message to the Roblox admins.
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|<youtube>JZ0-1iWGZXY</youtube><br>Fleskhjerta gets b& from Roblox.
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|<youtube>ZbsA2uy5RJk</youtube><br>[[you|Some people]] actually [[fap]] to this shit.
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|<youtube>lbzOE6BTKfI</youtube><br>What the admins do at their headquarters every day.
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|<youtube>T-G9bAjLH-w</youtube><br>An average day on the forums. Turn it off before you get cancer.}}
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|}
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</td>
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<td>
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{| style="margin:0 auto"
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|{{videoframe|juliusvids|background:white;text-align:center|font-weight:bold
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|<youtube>YocIO0N-QJg</youtube><br>[[kkk|I hope you die.]]
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|<youtube>siY-Q-rLqbE</youtube><br>
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|<youtube>CxpxjLIVQgU</youtube><br>Cancer? On my Roblox?
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|<youtube>DlhLuNcAYHg</youtube><br>Then why do you play it, you stupid nigger?
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|<youtube>9E9QlrKU3Yo</youtube><br>USI at its finest.
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|<youtube>hWmvrDwIAYc</youtube><br>
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|<youtube>7DUemi8LVpM</youtube><br>Taking e-faggotry to the next level.
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|<youtube>i12fXXHpSDE</youtube><br>Even if you killed yourself, nobody would care.
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|<youtube>7lKWcBHO0OU</youtube><br>}}
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|}
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</td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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==Gallery==
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<center><gallery>
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File:ROBLOX pool's closed.png|[[Nigger]] with [[AIDS]] pissing in the [[pool]]
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File:RobloxSchoolShooter.png
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File:Robobine.jpg
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==See Also==
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*[[Autism]] - [[fact|A requirement to play]].
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*[[Mariozplaze]] - A notable faggot who plays this game. You can also find his Rococks account <span class="plainlinks">[http://nl.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=1388810 here]</span>.
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*[[Blockland]] - Another shitty lego clone, a rival to Roblox since 2005.
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*[[Minecraft]] - A vastly superior, albeit [[shit]], game.
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*[[Microsoft]]
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===Email Addresses===
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*Rococks email: '''[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]''' - Go there and lay waste. You won't get banned for it, anyways.
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*Rococks ban appeal: '''[mailto:[email protected] [email protected]]''' - Here's another little place to lay waste. If you get banned, you can take [[RAGE|your frustration]] out here and think that you will ever get a reply saying you will be "unbanned".
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===Related Links===
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*[http://www.roblox.com/ ROBLOX.com] - Main website. Don't go there if you value your life and do NOT wanna get assburgers.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yB7BSNQstU Roblox on JewTube]
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*[http://twitter.com/Shedletsky John Shitletsky's Twitter]
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*[http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/ROBLOX_Wiki The Shitty Fanmade Rococks Wiki] - Vandalize this piece of shit to your heart's content. And sit back and relax as butthurt editors in there complain.
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*[http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php?title=Special:RobloxLandingPage Rococks' Other Wiki] - Vandalize this shit too. Make sure you use Tor or proxy, so the sysops can't block you!
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*[http://blog.roblox.com/2013/10/introducing-developer-central-and-the-developer-exchange/ The Rococks Admins Introducing DevEx] - Now you can make money off your shitty Rococks "games".
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*[https://www.linkedin.com/in/shedletsky John Shitletsky's LinkedIn]
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*[http://blog.roblox.com/2013/02/in-memory-of-erik-cassel/ Erik Casserole's obituary] - Proving a point that playing Rococks for too long can kill you.
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/Fleskhjerta Fleskhjerkoff's YouTube Channel]
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2017ROBLOXCheezitLogo.png
TypeGayming
Released2006; (2004: private alpha)
Websitewww.roblox.com
Key PeopleDavid Baszucki
John Shitletsky
Erik Casserole
Slogans"If you can imagine it, you can build it."
"Be anything, Build anything."
"Powering Imagination"
LocationOTI
HeadquartersSan Mateo, California
IndustryVidya games
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What everyone thinks.
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Rococks Goatse
Typical Rococks player.
   
 
ROBLOX. IT'S FREE!!!!1!1!
 

 
 

—The Jews of Rococks in search of money.

Roblox, also known as Rococks, Shitblox, and Dynablox, is a shitty Lego ripoff made made by a few Jews with too much time and money. It is probably one of the worst communities in gaming to ever exist. Even worse than Undertale and Minecraft COMBINED. While the idea of an online sandbox where people can create their own games and play them all via a click of a button is good on paper, it failed the moment people started making garbage. The dyslexic fucktard community has yet to make anything of actual quality, quality that will never cease to come on there. Stealing, spam, copying shit somebody else made and claiming false identity are common problems on this game that often go unresolved by the lazy site admins and terrible "moderation" system. Some people are actively working on games that get as similar as possible to ROBLOX without getting fucked over by copyright or having the cancer that ROBLOX currently has just so they can escape the hell that is ROBLOX.

You can also buy premium membership, called Builders Club that is very overpriced for what you actually get and only lasts for a certain amount of time. When the subscription ends, you are stripped of all the features, forcing you to buy it again. Of course, this is purely intentional by the admins, as they don't give a single fuck about you, but are only interested in your money.

The Community

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The community is composed mainly of 10-12 year olds, "trolls", Columbiners, and online daters. With this combination of people, the result is a very cancerous gaming community. The kids in the game think they're so funny by spamming their sad attempts at forcing memes all over the forums, and pretending to be "hackers" who will take over Roblox and hack your account, or some shit. Of course, if you piss them off they will threaten to hack your account, even though these kids wouldn't know code even if it came up behind them and started to ram them up the ass. These are the same kids who spam links to their shitty places all over the site with the hope of getting place visits, all the while not realizing that nobody gives a fuck about them or their crappy places.

 
 
💰PLAY MY GAME FOR 1,000 ROBUX💰

💰THE LONGER YOU STAY THE MORE ROBUX💰

💰JOIN FOR 60 ROBUX💰

💰STAY FOR 50 MINUTES FOR 600 ROBUX💰

💰PLAY MY GAME FOR ROBUX💰

💰300 ROBUX IF YOU PLAY💰
 


 

—Typical n00b spamming his shitty place.

The "trolls" on this game are dumb little kids who don't even know what trolling is, or even how to execute it properly. As with most of the kids on this game, they think spamming ASCII images of Hitler and nigger will lower them to /b/'s standards. What usually happens is 1) an admin gets butthurt/offended and, 2) lays down the banhammer, ending the kid's "trolling spree" immediately. As Roblox has no way of detecting sockpuppets, people tend to take advantage of this by creating alternate accounts for the sole purpose of fucking with the mods.

The online daters (often referred to by the community as "ODers") are sick fucks who "roleplay" as a couple, pretend to kiss, have sex, etc. with their in-game characters. Most of them are 60-year-old internet predators who spend most of their time attempting to bait little kids online and fulfil their sick-ass sexual fantasies with children, because these online daters never actually get any IRL girls probably because of their fugly and creepy looking ass. According to the Rococks Community Rules and Guidelines, online dating is against the rules, yet this "rule" never ever seems to be enforced. Truth be told, people rarely get banned for online dating, even though it's a bannable offense on Roblox's terms.

Notable People

ErmeyPointingAngry.jpg STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT!
ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot?
Builderfaggot IRL.
One of the head Jews of Rococks, John Shitletsky.
  • David Baszucki or Builderman - The CEO of Roblox. All of the money from Builders Club sales goes directly to him, should you be stupid enough to buy it.
  • Erik Casserole (Erik Cassel) - A former admin who died of cancer. Unsurprising, considering this is Roblox. Many people regard him as "the only good admin" of Roblox, while the rest are supposed idiots fucking up the site; the community even blamed Roblox's shitty updates on Cassel's death.
  • John Shitletsky, Shitletsky or Telamoron - The former Uncreative Director of Rococks. He began working for Roblox in 2006 after he graduated from Stanford University, but eventually got bored with everything, so he resigned from Roblox in 2013 to start his own company. This faggot also decided to change his name from "Telamon" to his real-life surname, Shedletsky, for unknown reasons. What's most likely the reason for this is he wanted to look intelligent among Roblox's retarded community, but it only just made him look like more of a self-obsessed faggot with a too much USI.
  • Vaktus (formerly known as "XDHAPPYXD") - Runs the Third Reich of Roblox. He uses admin commands to "defeat" his opponents during group raids. If you lose to him in a raid, he will take over your group and replace your emblem with his "This group has been shut down by the Vaktovian Empire" emblem. Apparently, he has friends who know how to exploit Roblox's shitty MySQL system and "claim groups", though this has yet to be confirmed. He also enjoys making shitty YouTube videos making fun of his enemies.
  • ColourTheory - The owner of RAT and long-term enemy of Vaktus. His name used to be "donkeyo04" until an admin fucked up and accidentally deleted his account; he was given the opportunity to change his name as compensation by Roblox for the stupidity of one of their admins and decided to change his name to ColourTheory.
  • Fleskhjerta - The sad bimbo with identity problems known for his Roblox blooper videos back in 2007. Most of them just contained his character walking around in a random, empty place with Homer Simpson voices edited in everywhere. The emotionally disturbed Eurasian was banned in 2008 for making a Roblox character model with tits on it. It is rumored that an angry white male & butthurt named "Heroton2008" reported him for this, and as a result, Flesky was b& from the autistic hellscape land.
  • SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX - Owns FEAR, an island resort, a Christfag group, and several USI-infested fan groups. He is one of the most hated people on this game for encouraging online dating through his places, being a typical over-the-top Christfag, and owning a group filled with immature little kids. It is also rumored that be bribed the admins into unbanning his account which seemingly only contributed to his hatred. SONIC has an alternate account called "SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGXX", which he has claimed numerous times that it's actually his brother's account.
  • XiaoXiaoMan - The supposed failure of a excuse of AVGN of Roblox. He is in his 20s and plays a game intended for children. He owns a YouTube channel that contains a bunch of shitty rant videos protesting Roblox updates, a Roblox game-reviewing series called "Raging Roblox Reviewer", as well as several shitty Gmod animation videos intended to be funny to his audience. Once shat on a little girl's dreams over some place review bullshit.
  • Julius Coles - A nigger who steals shit and claims it as his own, like any other nigger. His favorite place is Welcome to the town of Robloxia so he stole it and renamed it "The different town of Robloxia" which gained over 5,000,000 visits from Roblox's ever-so-gullible userbase. Niggerus Coles also has a YouTube channel where he rants about Roblox and his boring life. Claims that he wants all the Roblox admins to get cancer, despite that he fucking loves Roblox.

Building

Since Roblox is a building game, you'd probably think that the people on the site make cool shit out of Lego bricks, right? Wrong. The Roblox community is terrible with building and coding, and will often copy something decent that somebody else has made in order to gain attention from their fellow community. These stolen versions of games seemingly get more attention and exposure than the original versions. Rarely, something of quality is created; however, it usually doesn't get noticed at all by anyone of significance, considering that it's usually buried under several copies of Welcome to the town of Robloxia.

Common Types of Places

These, for the most part, are the types of places you would see on Rococks:

  • Survive the [insert subject here] - Often a generic apocalypse/disaster such as zombies and lava.
  • Cart ride into [insert subject here] - Places that consist of pre-made mine carts and cart track pieces, and are often made by people who are too lazy to make anything themselves.
  • [adjective] Murderer - A relatively new game type that copies Gmod-based games and all of their mechanics. Just think of a funny adjective, make a baseplate with free models on it, insert a knife that people can slash each other to death with, and spam your newly-created shitbox on the forums. Bingo! You've just made a murder game.
  • Build to survive the [insert subject here] - Very similar to the "Survive the [insert subject here]", but with crappy building tools and shit to "build" with.
  • [insert subject here] obby - If the creator of the place is lazy or too much of a fucking retard to spell "obstacle course" properly, then you'd probably be better off staying away from these shitty places. These are the most popular types of places on Rococks, and have served as the ultimate downfall of creativity on this game.
  • Free Robux place - These are places that claim to give away free Robux upon visiting. Often used by faggots who are desperate for place visits, so they spam their shitty places all over the site with a hope of getting people to visit. Of course, you don't actually obtain anything from these places and will most likely feel like an idiot for even going to them in the first place. Some even make you use a GUI to input your login info to get into your account (granted, most people who fall for these "get robux by inputting your login info into this obvious scam GUI" scams probably don't have anything of value on their account anyways)
  • Have a kid and raise a Family - Or more commonly used: Adopt a kid and raise a Family. People tend to use this one more often because "having a kid" implies that secks was involved, and to the Rococks admins, this is an absolute no-no, even though people do it all the time via role-playing. Often hotspots for online dating, a rule that the admins never seem to enforce. And YouTube fanboys and fangirls often fuck this place up even more thinking they are trolls even though they are actually nobodies just being a menace to other aspie's lives online.
  • [Literally anything] simulator - Shitty clicker games that often have very little to do with the subject in the title. Somehow, little kids like them, likely because you don't need to be old enough to keep even remotely complicated mechanics in mind just to click anywhere on your monitor repeatedly until you get a number to go up enough to get an upgrade. These excuses of games can be easily cheated using an AutoClicker software. Barely any of them deviate from this, and even then, basically none of them actually simulate what their subject is.


   
 
"Users have a choice of over 8,000,000 (eight million) possible games to play, (based on number of users, as of 5-17-2010) varying in design from what the creators of the places want to make. Most of them are made from the free models."
 

 
 

—Even Wikipedia acknowledges Roblox's lack of originality. How sad.

Catalog Items

You pay for these with Roblox's e-currency, known as "ROBUX". Most of the stuff in the catalog is completely overpriced, with a very few actual good items.

Degrees of Items

  • BC only - Only people with Builders Club can buy this shit.
  • Limited - Items that were on sale but were taken offsale, but owners can resell them. Also retards that pay for BC inflate the prices up to over 9000 robux, making it virtually unobtainable.
  • Limited unique - Same as above, but with a fixed amount that could be bought before it became resell-only. When they run out, people bitch and complain about not being able to get one since people always sell them for at least 100 times the original price.
  • Timed - Items that have a counter attached to them showing how long the item will be available. As is the case with Limited items, people will bitch and complain about not being able to get one after the timer runs out.
  • Presents - Items that were given out during the holidays, which tend to eventually turn into/give a different item after they become unobtainable. To get one, you usually have to do a relatively stupid task, which may or may not be worth the effort once opened. These tasks have ranged from having premium membership for over a year to making a forum post containing the word "ice" to being a long-term registrant. Pretty fucking simple, but since many ROtards won't look at the blog to see how to get them, they bitch and complain about not "owning" one. Sound familiar? I think we're seeing a pattern here... Not really seen anymore since they stopped giving a shit about them/
  • IOS only - You have to be using an Apple device with Roblox's shitty IOS app to purchase these.
  • XBOX only - You have to be playing Roblox on Shitbox One to obtain these.
  • Promotional - Shitty free items that hold little to no value. Usually released to sponsor a movie and you get those by sometimes playing certain games that promote the movie or getting them in the catalog for free.

Item Types

  • Accessories - Pieces of shit you wear on varying body parts. Sound familiar? Most of them are shit that shouldn't have been created in the first place. The only good hats are the Dominus hoods; however, those cost a fuck ton of Robux, and are Limited.
  • Gear - A bunch of shitty knick-knack items that you can't even use in most games. These range from powerful weapons, to useless shit such as "bubble gum" and Easter baskets. No kidding. Of course, the only good weapon is the Darkheart, which does a shit-ton of damage and sometimes even kills in one hit. However, it's a Limited item which means you're never getting your fucking hands on it because people are selling it for 999,999,999 ROBUX just to show it off. Funny, considering that the original price was only 2000 ROBUX.
  • Faces - Transparent decals on your face that change the way it looks. Very overpriced for what you actually get. The only good one is the Awesome Face, but requires you to connect your Rococks account to your Failbook account, and show everyone what a fag you are for playing Rococks.
  • T-shirts - Same as faces, but on your front torso. Free users can make them, but not sell them. If Roblox gives free accounts any privileges outside of playing games, being in up to 5 groups at once, and having very basic avatar customizaton, this would be the only one.
  • Shirts and pants - Textures for your character. Due to the price floor update, you pay 10 5 Robux for this shit. Only BC users can make them, let alone sell them. For being one of the main forms of avatar customization, you can't easily get them because THERE ARE NO RELIABLE METHODS OF GETTING EVEN 10 ROBUX FOR A SIMPLE SHIRTS/PANTS COMBINATION THAT DON'T INVOLVE BEGGING FOR MONEY IN GROUPS
  • Packages - Changes the 3D body shape of your character. Now with a shitty Rthro line of packages, which look super fucking ugly and are rarely used for legitimate avatars, also so called "trolls" try to look funny by buying the Penguin because that is comedy AM I RITE?

Advertising

Advertising is a feature on Roblox that is often overlooked by many of its users. You "bid" ROBUX to run your ad in an allotted amount of time, but since nobody wants to waste money on that, people resort to spamming their shitty places on the forums and comment sections of other places. You can also customize your banner ad that links directly to your game (or whatever) upon clicking on it. Most of these "ads" look like they've been made in 5 minutes with MS Paint by dyslexic 9 year olds. Here are a few examples, out of the at least 100 awful ads (we could make a full on fucking page dedicated to these pieces of shit, sampled from the deep archives of Cockblox:

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Holy fuck! These are even worse than the spam!


By the way, you can get rid of such garbage ads by using AdBlock.

Groups

In 2009, the group feature was released to make it easier to communicate among its users. Most groups on Roblox are filled with little kids who think they're fighting an actual war, hence the reason for all the "war clans". They are very cancerous and anyone who sets foot in them will develop cancer.

Notable Groups

  • First Encounter Assault Recon - (AKA: Fucking everyone (in this group)'s an ass rapist) A group consisted mainly of people who are dumb enough to think that the commercials for FEAR they see on TV are actually for this group. The group was originally a fan club, but was later turned into a war group, with shitty bases that were built by some noobs with no building skills whatsoever. Still alive for whatever reason.
  • Roblox Assault Team - A group that was started by stealthmatt, who thought he had a brain and told everyone who joined his bitch ass group that they would bring their IQ out of the negatives. By that point, their collective IQs got in to the negative thousands. The group has a long-term vendetta against VAK, a group known for its admin abuse and its shitty places. DEAD
  • Vaktovian Empire - Full of sweaty retards who typically tend to attack other groups in game to feel badass and impress their leader. The owner is some Irish faggot with a superiority complex. His original name was XDHAPPYXD, but he changed his name to Vaktus after begging the admins to give him a name change.
  • Sly Bloxxers - Owned by greatswordpwner after bobathe-gay-man gave it to him. Greatswordpwner takes this game more seriously than life, and all he does is spazz out at his members about how they suck, and as a result, he gets massively flamed for it. When he's butthurt, he cried to his parents about getting "cyberbullied", even though no such thing ever happened. Does this still exist?
  • John's Cobras - A group that causes drama, and doesn't actually fight any wars. The group is owned by some Britfag known as pspjohn1. There's not really much to say about it, other than the group is total shit, and not even worth circlejerking at. Dead, although some autists are trying to make a revival. They sucked at fighting anyways, as they lost 90 defences in one day in early January 2013, leading to lulz.
  • X-101st - An old group of online daters that spend their time jacking off in each others' faces and committing faggotry with their leader. The leader is a lifeless loser who spends most of his time on this game. Shutdown since a bunch of retarded high ranks thought some shitty game of thrones group was more important than keeping a group from 2008, before the groups feature was even added, active.
  • Frost Clan - A group that went through three ownerships: starting with the creator, Pizzaman1000, then to Dignatio, and now it's owned by a user "jjjakey". They often end up getting their asses handed to them in a raid, unsurprisingly. How many fucking groups on this list have to be dead?
  • United Clan of Roblox - The largest group on Roblox that was created when groups were first announced. Like any war clan, it consists of little kids who think they're in an actual army. Fortunately, an overwhelmingly majority of those immature wannabe navy seal kids (present in LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING CLAN) don't know how to be active enough to matter in the grand scheme of things, so at least you don't have to see them on a daily basis when interacting with them (as well as most other clans). Somehow still active enough to not be considered dead.

Roblox TV Commericals

In the time-span of 2011-2012, Rococks released two "TV commercials" to market their shitty game. Note that these shouldn't even be called TV commercials, considering that they never actually aired on real television. Following the release of these "commercials" several community members noticed the commercials weren't even filmed in Roblox, but were done using shooping, video editing and green screen effects. The reason for this being is Rococks is too buggy to make a high quality advertisement and would likely lag up and crash if they tried to film in it. For the most part, the ads looked too good for a shitty game such as Roblox as most people on the site are terrible at building, ironically even the admins. Some users/places in the below video didn't even exist at the time of release, and some of them had stuff impossible to do at the time (for example: dance animations when proper dancing animations weren't even possible to make, particle effects that weren't present at the time, and more shit that wouldn't be possible at the time of recording)


Rococks' first video advertisement.

The second video advertisement.

At the end of the first commercial, they say "IT'S FREE" when it's clearly not. This caused a lot of butthurt and rage among Roblox players, and there were even people who threatened to quit Roblox because of it, BECAUSE EVERYTHING ON COCKBLOX HAS AND WILL BE FREE AM I RIGHT?

Builders Club

In August 2007, Builders club was introduced, along with more shitty features that nobody even wanted to begin with. When it was first introduced, everyone lost all of their Robux and went into an intense rage, demanding that the admins revert the update. The admins, being as fucktarded as they are, failed to listen to their userbase requests and went along with it anyway. In 2008, the original BC was the only type of premium membership available, with the addition of Turbo Builders Club in 2009. They also introduced another premium membership type, this time "Outrageous Builders Club", which was completely insane and unreasonable, with its ridiculous features that very few people will ever use.

Regular Builders Club

You get:

  • A yellow and light blue "free" shitty hat.
  • 10 places.
  • 15 Robux per day.
  • No external ads. The most pointless and stupid feature of all. Haven't these people ever heard of AdBlock? Even if you don't have to worry about external ads, you get shitty user ads (see: Advertising) that are probably worse.
  • The ability to make and sell shirts.
  • Less chance you'll get banned.
  • Access to shitty beta features.
  • Make badges for your shitty places.
  • 10 groups.
  • Create groups.

Turbo Builders Club

You get:

  • A recolored version of the shitty hat, this time it's black and orange.
  • 25 places.
  • A piece of bubble gum. No kidding.
  • 20 groups.
  • Even less chance you'll get banned.
  • 35 Robux per day.
  • The chance to suck the cocks of Cockblox admins.

Outrageous Builders Club

You get:

  • 60 Robux per day.
  • A third variant of the shitty hat, yellow and black.
  • 100 places.
  • A cool dark theme.
  • 100 groups.
  • No likelihood of getting banned, especially if you bought lifetime OBC.
  • Fellatio from the admins around the clock.
  • A free abortion.
  • Sucking the cock of Roblox staff and admins.

Roblox Ban Appeal

If you get banned from Roblox, which you likely will, you can send the admins an "appeal" email if you believe the ban was improperly placed. You may be thinking, "Hmmm. Maybe they will look into the ban, see it from my point of view, and lift it. I better send them an email." Well unfortunately, you are 200% wrong, faggot. The admins really don't give a fuck about you or your account and nine out of ten times, appealed accounts usually stay banned. Should you send them an email, you'll get a reply from some message bot that doesn't even address you, or the ban on your account. The message is the same for all users who send appeal emails for their account. It's just a bunch of bullshit that reads something to the effect of: "Thank you for providing feedback about our moderation system. We have reviewed your ban and have decided that it will not be lifted, etc. etc." Many people then proceed to leave Roblox in utter rage, often accompanied by a flounce video.


Also when YouTubers that have their videos dead-fucking centered get banned from Roblox, the fickle and impressionable 10 year old fanbase gets super fucking butthurt mode, throwing rocks on Roblox HQ and taking everything off in public as if they are in a fucking revolt.

The Forums

The forums are the biggest source of cancer and AIDS on Rococks. This shithole is home to some of the biggest retards on the site. Forums are broken down into sections, and several sub-sections that are spammed constantly by newfags who try to force memes and so called "trolls" who try to act cool. They are notorious for online dating, flame wars, spam, and internet sissy fights. Usually, when such events occur, the admins are forced to intervene and ban anyone who posts in these threads as a result.

Types of people on the Forums

  • Top Posters - People who have no lives and spend all of their time on the forums. They actually worked hard to show everyone else how pathetic they are for spending all of their time in this shithole. They can easily be identified with a "Top X Poster" message attributed to their posts.
  • Spammers - People who spam shit everywhere for the lulz and often end up getting banned. These are the most common type of people that inhabit Roblox, and are not just restricted to the forums.
  • Trolls - People who think the Roblox forums are a second 4chan. Whenever they post, there is almost no doubt that they will be banned immediately afterwards.
  • Role-Players - Those who are classified with this shouldn't be allowed to exist, almost all of them are weeaboos, wiggers, and furfags and are very easy to fuck with. A lot of these fuckers have fetishes about wolves and vampires and often proclaim this all over the forums, mainly on Off-Topic.
  • Forum moderators - Roblox's sysops who patrol the forums and ban just about anyone who violates their shitty rules. Most of the time, people get banned for the stupidest of reasons, and end up quitting Rococks because of it due to massive butthurt. They try to appeal their ban, but considering that Roblox doesn't give a fuck about anything but itself, anyone who was once banned, stays banned. Forever.
  • Super forum moderators - No longer exist.

Forums

Typical forum thread.
Example of 10 year old kids thinking they're cool for talking about dicks.
  • Roblox Talk - Faggots who think they are the "4chan of ROBLOX" when they are just a shitty OT ripoff. They don't even talk about Roblox. They mostly just spam shitty memes and show off their shitty places and host "RT parties", even though these faggots don't know what party means.
  • Let's Make a Deal - These kiddies sit around and will do anything just to get a virtual item. Usually, they get scammed and get fuck all. Anyone with half a brain would be able to detect these scams that the Roblox community seemingly always falls for.
  • Off-Topic - You're going to get the worst fucking kind of cancer on the planet if you even step foot here. It's more than off topic, its a fucking shithole of weeaboos, gays, furries and bronies. This is the biggest shithole forum section on this site.
  • Role-playing Forum - Everyone here is either a furry, emo, twilight faggot or all of the above.
  • Clans & Guilds - The flaming epicenter of Roblox. Everyone here is either banned, or is going to be within a month. Most people on here dig shit up on some random group that they declared enemies with and post long forum posts about how said group is a bunch of cheaters, etc.
  • Global Chat - Consists of little kids who think they're cool for swearing in another language on the forum.
  • Builders and scripters - Nobody who actually builds or scripts goes to this forum. It's mostly little kids who like pretending to be hackers.


All of the other forums are shit no one cares about and aren't listed.


FUCKING DEAD & BALEETED LOL

Trolling on Roblox

Due to Roblox's young and immature community, trolling is as easy as a piece of cake. As many little kids take the game as SERIOUS BUSINESS, pissing them off is easier than making porn.

Game Trolling

  • See two people online dating? Say that the "girl" is a guy, for there are no girls on the internet. The guy, and the other guy will get butthurt.
  • Call everyone a n00b.
  • Spawnkill. People will then try to report you and spam "0MG H4CKER!!1!1" in the chat.
  • Insert a giant penis with the word "nigger" on it in insert games.
  • Find the most OP weapons in the game and ass ræp everyone.
  • Look at the groups that one of the faggots in the server you are in. If they are in any large groups like FEAR (First Encounter Assault Ræp) then say you are a high rank in that group and you will demote them unless they do whatever you say.
  • Make swastikas on building games.
  • Say that Roblox is filled with autistic, fatass and unproductive people who will never do something productive in real life.
  • Tell everyone to go to this page. Watch as people start reading 3 sentences, get butthurt and try to get rid of it.
  • If you ever get a boombox, play loud songs or ear-piercing songs so everyone turns to ALL CAPS to complain about your trolling.
  • Talk about how Minecraft or honestly any other game is better than Roblox, you will see idiots trying to prove you wrong by calling you a noob or some shit.
  • Say that the Pal Hair (or bacon hair as all the Robloxfags call it) is better than every other hat in the catalog. Watch as every faggot that spent their ROBUX on virtual shit get butthurt and will try to prove you wrong.
  • If you get admin on a shitty game or joined a free admin game, abuse the absolute shit out of it. Kill, fling, blind, strobe everyone as much as possible before some faggot higher rank than you catch on to what you are doing (because they are a gigantic faggot) and fuck you up.
  • In roleplaying games, say that online daters will never find actual girls in real life. Watch every retard get insanely butturt.
  • Say that Roblox ripped off Lego. Everyone will get butthurt.
  • Say that people that keep playing Roblox are sad losers and will never do anything productive in their lives. Watch as everyone will get butthurt and say that it is for ""fun"". No it's not, retard, for fun there is porn.
  • On building games, say that everyone's buildings are shit. Everyone will become butthurt and try to find as many insults to throw on you.
  • On building games, destroy someone's shitty building while someone other than you is near it. Watch as the two faggots start arguing.
  • Swear on games. To do this you can space out the word, use alternatives or change the letters a bit to not get your message hashtagged. E.g. "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL NIGHARZ" or "FUHXCK ALL YOU NOOBS LOL".
  • On tycoon games, use Cheat Engine to change everyone's money to 0. Since Rococks Developers are so afraid of the concept of Exploiting Software, they patch it 24/7 to make sure NO LEET HACKING RUINS THE LIVES OF PEOPLE IN SERVERS.
  • Use unpatched exploiting tools to make all the faggots on your server complain.
  • Spam in chat things like "DEATH TO NIGHARZ & JEWS"
  • Call a Roblox YouTuber gay or a nighar or whatever insult in chat. Watch as butthurt people start building up defending their gods.
  • Say that groups have no purpose other than being a fucking waste. People from FEAR or teh United States Roblox Group or every group will get butthurt.

Group Trolling

  • Do you have promotion/demotion powers? Demote everyone to the lowest rank, spam "this group is gay", delete all group places, spend their ROBUX funds on yourself and watch the owner shit bricks.
  • Do you have exile powers? Exile everyone in the group.
  • Go to UCR and say you have a good idea for a new logo. The members will get butthurt and say you're destroying clan history.
  • Go to RAT and say "Sorry, black and white cant be added to the rainbow, I know how much you guys love both". You may want to spam this, because RAT high ranks take this game seriously.
  • Go to FEAR and say that SONIC uses free models. The members will then get insanely butthurt.
  • Go to WIJ and say that they caused WWII, as the owner is German.
  • Steal an ownerless group, change all rank names to *insert name here* sucks, add the name of player to description, check manual approval, kick all members, and leave the group.
  • Find a group that allows non-members to post comments to the wall. Say the group sucks and tell everyone to go kill themselves.

Forum Trolling

This is probably the easiest type of trolling in Rococks. Since many newfags, raging kids and easily offended admins on the forums take it so seriously, it should be no surprise that these people are the easiest to fuck with. Here are some ways to piss them off:

  • Spam.
  • On OT, say MW2 is the best game ever.
  • Talk about Blockland and Minecraft.
  • Make random [insert admin's name here]'s Bonus. The mods will have a hissy fit.
  • Protest Roblox updates. As Roblox is an e-dictatorship, you do not have the right to your own opinion, and will likely be b& for it.
  • Anything you do is trolling in a forum mod's eye, so knock yourself out.
  • Make fun of Christianity and 13 year old boys.
  • Spam links to the offended page.
  • Post alt 0173 between each letter of a curse word and put it on the forums.
  • Post a thread saying God doesn't exist. Everybody who sees the thread will get butthurt. This works in every forum, considering that the Roblox community is just that fucking gullible.
  • Use a small text generator to post whatever you want
  • Post ASCII images of Hitler and cocks.
  • Say the admins are total fucking retards.
  • Say "get out" on legitimate threads.
  • Say Jews did WTC.
  • Post these symbols: 卐, ☭, æ, 8========D

THE FORUMS ARE FUCKING DEAD, SO THIS FORM OF TROLLING ISN'T POSSIBLE ANYMORE

Incidents on the forums

  • In June 2013, a user named "Raychel1010" posted a topic about why people hated her on the forums. Because of this, it caused a massive chimpout on the forums.
  • On July 18, 2015, two users named "Tzah" and "vampire" made clickbaits about Russia bombing the US, in which one of them said that he saw war jets fly by his house and the other saying that he saw a Russian plane landing to the ground with troops coming out of it.
  • On January 5, 2017, a faggot named "michaellyers8" posted a picture of two of his guns and the coordinates to a high school in Texas, saying that he was going to shoot up his school on April 20, 2017 (the 18th anniversary of Columbine).
  • In late May 2017, a neo-Nazi aspie named "PlanetMofo"Fedora icon.png trolled the forums, got banned multiple times, and made other accounts such as "Kid2040" and "PattiMayonnaiseDoug".

DevEx

Short-hand form for Developer Exchange. Now, you can actually make real money off of your shitty Rococks games. If you make a minimum of 1,000 Robux off of your terrible games, you can cash in your earnings and obtain real life money for them through a validated Paypal account. Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong. The rate for Robux to USD is 1,000 Robux to every $1.00 USD. Aside from the shitty exchange rate, the Rococks admins also tax you on your earnings, so instead of earning $1.00 USD, you'd probably only get about $0.70 USD. This is a completely unnecessary update, considering that nobody actually makes any "real" money, despite that the admins have written several blog stories about certain users making up to $300,000.00 a year.


You fucking sad sad faggot. Why are you trying to get money from a shitty game platform for mentally and physically deformed man-children? How about getting a job? Is that too hard for you. Probably.

Roblox Admins get Fired

On October 24, 2014, three admins were fired from Rococks for swearing during a 24-hour livestream that nobody important cared enough to watch. Apparently, their power got cut, and therefore their camera's video feed died, but the microphone remained on and caught them swearing about their game and saying it sucks. No video footage of this event is available. As it turns out, their power didn't go out at all; they just forgot to turn off the camera's microphone and were too stupid to realize it until it was too late. It is revealed that the admin's names were JacksSmirkingRevenge, B1tsh1ft, and Snowbl0x. Nobody really cares about this, except for Roblox themselves, who thought the best solution to the incident was to fire them, bringing a whole lot of controversy, lulz and drama into the matter.

The JewTube video that started it all.

Events

Every year since 2011, Rococks has been hosting these summer events to attract more faggots to their shitty online game. There was nothing out of the ordinary about these events; all they did was talk about the next shitty updates they were going to add to their already-shitty game. It also costed a fuckload of real-life money to travel to them, which is why hardly anybody did.

They had six main events so far, including:

  • Roblox Rally 2011 - Their first ever real life event, hosted in San Francisco at the Exploratorium. It was just another piece of shitty Rococks propaganda that the admins used just to attract more faggots to join their shitty site. There's not really much to say about it other than it was just a big waste of time and money.
  • Roblox Game Conference 2012 - Another shitty event, this time it was hosted in Santa Clara, California at the Convention Center. If you bought one of their passes between February 17 and May 14, you got a water bottle and a shitty T-shirt, and a shitty virtual weapon. Again, there was nothing to see.
  • Bloxcon 2013 - Possibly their biggest real life shitstorm of an event yet. This event was hosted in three separate areas all in one time frame, as well as they had a "virtual Bloxcon", which was possibly the shittiest of all. It may be the only good event they hosted, but that's highly unlikely considering the severity of the autism of the admins.
  • Roblox Film Festival 2013 - A complete shitstorm of lulz and drama. Basically, all you had to do was make a shitty Rococks video with the Unregistered Hypercam 2 logo in the top left-hand corner and then shove it right into the admins' submission box faster than they can take a shit. Nobody actually put much effort into making these so called "movies" whatsoever, and as with the usual nature of Roblox, many players resorted to stealing and copying other peoples' videos and claiming them as their own. There were a few people; however, that managed to get the shitty prize at the end, although their movies were just as shitty as most of the others.
  • 2014 Tour - Another fucking event that only showed how burned-out the admins were from last year. How this worked was a few major cities across America would host an exhibiting event known as the Maker Faire. Roblox would have a stake somewhere in this and they would have their own "booth" in the Maker Faire in many of these cities, which required eight people to run. According to the site's shitty blog, if 25 people attended a booth in the Maker Faire, a retarded staff member will show up. This event was nothing out of the ordinary, and nor did it have anything worth seeing, as will most Rococks events.
  • Virtual Bloxcon 2014 - Just another shitty online Cockscon. The only difference between this one and the other one was that VB 2014 was online for the whole convention. The admins even recorded it on their shitty Twitch channel for all to see just how stupid and pointless the whole thing was. Other than the time frame, there's really no difference between the two.

The main focus of the new logo is the the tilted "O" - and it looks like half of the Domino's logo AND a cheez-it. That's all that I need to say.

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Roblox vs. Minecraft

When a Roblox fanboy meets a Minecraft fanboy, that's when all hell breaks loose, and World War 3 will start. They will turn into tough boys and argue about which game is better and comparing which game is made the oldest. 2004, 2003, 1995, 2009, 1784, you name it. If you ever encounter such terror, be sure to watch it to the bitter end because you know it will be great as fuck to watch to. Be sure to grab some popcorn and some soda too so you can keep watching.


Roblox "YouTubers"

Oh boy, you thought this shit was over? No. Some people were fucking retarded enough to make a YouTube living off of this garbage. Here are some examples of such JewTubers:

  • Flamingo/AlbertsStuff - Greasy dyke faggot who thinks making their avatar look like shit is pure comedy. Used to swear but doesn't now because god forbid YouTube lets anyone cuss in a video for ad revenue. He also has some fucking shit memes that nobody except of course his fanbase thinks is funny, like "CHILL", "YO TENGO" (Wow so fucking funny! "I have" in spanish is COMEDY EVERYONE!), "FELIPE" and many more AIDS. He thinks he is a troll because he gets admin commands (or buys to get them) in places. His fanbase is also bad if not worse than Roblox itself. When their god gets called out they will resort to calling them "NOOB" or childish insults.
  • Jayingee - Freind of Flamingo and also equally as worse. They often have sex and admire one another's money that they receive from fanboys binge watching every single one of their videos.
  • KonekoKitten - Another cunt that also complains about Roblox/YouTube's changes and nothing else. He complains and complains and relies on Roblox for his life and income.
  • DanTDM - As if dying his hair blue and making a living off Minecraft videos wasn't enough for him, he also resorted to making Roblox videos also. This resulted in extra AIDS onto Roblox; as if it wasn't shitty enough already.
  • Nathorix - Instead of getting a job at a local McDonalds, this sad excuse of a human instead (like the idiots before him) decided to entertain a bunch of kiddies on this shit platform. Also complains about Roblox updates.
  • Poke - A retard who uses more arrows in his thumbnails than Durv. He loves clickbaiting and also thinks he is a god when he gets admin commands in places. His fanbase is comparable to Flamingo, if not more autistic.
  • Tofuu - Copycat of Poke; a worse one to be accurate. Same YouTube formula as Poke, clickbait, get views, ad revenue, rinse and repeat.
  • InquistorMaster - A 16-year-old girl who also relied on Roblox for his crappy YouTube channel. She used to suck cock online (not IRL because she will never ever get one in real life) and date with kids also, clickbaited and she continues to play Roblox much like anyone on Roblox does; and still sucks cock to this day, online.
  • DenisDaily - Another faggot (comparable to Poke) who also gets chased by his autistic fanbase. Also clickbaits, steals videos from other creators and much more.
  • VuxVux - This guy tried to copy Flamingo but failed miserably as he actually churns out much shittier content than Flamingo can even imagine to make.
  • Remainings - Yet another retard-faggot-combo who complains about Roblox updates and makes videos just on Roblox; and nothing else because that's what his fanbase only wants. Much like all fanbases here, he will get usually chased by fanboys freind requesting him.
  • NicsterV - Mega fatass who makes nothing more than clickbait videos and ad-littering videos and making sure the videos are over 10 minutes.
  • Roblox Minigunner - A LeafyIsHere copycat and a 13-year-old boy who constantly swears and uses text-to-speech about Roblox updates. Also makes shitty movies in Roblox because he thinks he is a fucking master of filmography. Also makes in a nutshell videos in Roblox because that's the only thing he is capable of doing; complaining.
  • Xonnek - Everybody on Roblox fucking hates his ass because every fucking Roblox YouTuber in the world has made a video telling the same shit. Is now a nobody. Lulz
  • Greenlegocats123 - A fucking preacher or the Alex Jones of Roblox. Constantly bitches about Online Dating, and that they are pedophiles, and the fact that Roblox doesn't do shit for Jew Gold. When in fact nobody gives a single shit. Complains about Roblox updates and "trolls" in various places by replacing the music with various sound effects and music so he doesn't get claimed. Also makes conspiracy videos about Online Dating and whatever with Kevin Macleod music so the kid watching it gets tension as if it is the next Ring movie.
  • legobloxian - Does what everyone has done already; COMPLAIN. Also complains about scamming and Roblox updates like everyone else.


If you like or are a fan of any of these YouTubers than what the fuck is wrong with you?

Roblox Videos

Average Roblox videos The Julius Coles collection

Butthurt Rococks jews shut down some kids raid livestream.

TL;DW

The average Rococks gameplay.

Another excerpt from Rococks gameplay. Skip to 2:07.

FUCK YOU ROBLOX!

A message to the Roblox admins.

Fleskhjerta gets b& from Roblox.

Some people actually fap to this shit.

What the admins do at their headquarters every day.

An average day on the forums. Turn it off before you get cancer.


Cancer? On my Roblox?

Then why do you play it, you stupid nigger?

USI at its finest.


Taking e-faggotry to the next level.

Even if you killed yourself, nobody would care.

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