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The 2007 brainchild of Frenchman Philippe Meste. His goal was to get 1 ton of spooge for "art" and a world record. He explained why he wanted this in a tl;dr artfag manifesto.

 
 
The cubic meter of sperm is an exercise in precision that exacerbates measurement: Meste’s calculations produce the mathematical sublime and measurement has here something to do with despair and utopia, rather than exactitude. This cube is bigger than anything else.

The ‘Spermcube’ contains all the possibilities of life, all possible figures in distressing agglomeration, one on top of the other, without a background, or with their own interlacing and gesticulation as background, a biopolitically incorrect machine celibataire that generates anonymity, undifferentiated and powerless life.
 

 

—Phillipe Meste, trying too hard

A babelfish translation follows (for those not fluent in bullshit):


   
 
LINEAR SPERM IS LIE. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. CUBIC SPERM IS TRUTH. I HAVE PROOF OF FOUR SIMULTANEOUS FERTILIZATIONS
 

 
 

—Phillipe Meste, Collecting jizz

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How to Troll "Spermcube"

Note: Phillipe Meste claims on his site that 1 cubic metre of sperm will be equal to 1 ton. This is WRONG!

1 cubic metre of WATER is equal to 1000kgs (1 ton), because the density of water is 1000kg/m^3. The density of sperm/semen varies from one individual to the next, but you can be sure that its not the same as water (because there are no S.I units that use semen as a point of reference).

Therefore, he would need a different sized cube to get EXACTLY a ton of spooge, or be prepared to compromise on his target of 1 ton. Be sure to point this out to the pretentious arty twat if you ever meet him. Or you could email him ([email protected]). Let's see if we can fill a cube with his tears.

Besides, if he really wanted a ton of sperm, he should just pump your mom's stomach.

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