Talk:Charles Carreon

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K, It's Started

Needs cleanup though, some better pipage, a "See Also" section, a "Links" section and fan arts and moar images and such. The basic gist of it all is done though. I ish goin to bed though now, so whoever wants to take a crack at it be my guest, go wild! --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:06, 22 June 2012 (EDT)

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Oh, here's on image I uploaded that's not used yet.

I'll Sue

For those that are too young to get the Rocky reference: --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:19, 22 June 2012 (EDT)

Best Flame

FYI, that last paragraph there is a modified rendition of the classic "Best Flame":

Considered by many to be one of the best pieces of Invective Word Art ever done on the Internets, it has served as the inspiration to many who have taken up the verbal conflagration arts, myself included. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:40, 23 June 2012 (EDT)

Moar Quotes Or Interviews?

Does anyone know if this doorknob has done any more interviews or spoken out any more about the situation? It seems like every time he opens his idiot mouth he manages to say something spectacularly stupid beyond belief. My favorite so far was his point blank accusing Disney of causing the Japan nuclear holocaust and then simultaneously linking the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people to his own online butthurt. I mean, the level of USI that went into that statement ~alone~ was just...absolutely unparalleled!

I'm also wondering if any of the current interviews were recorded at all and, if so, is there source material available online? I figured later on I'd go through some of the news articles and maybe e-mail them and ask them if they've got any recordings. Even just audio recordings of his kooky insanity would be awesome!

More than anything I think we need to try and keep this retard talking, cause the more he talks, the more crazy he seems to get. I was thinking of sending him some e-mails directly, but he might be getting so much hate spam that it'd just get glossed over. I'm wondering though if he's replied back to any of the people that have e-mailed him thus far and, if so, what did he say? --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:27, 24 June 2012 (EDT)

$500 Twitter Reward

I guess he doesn't much like satirical impersonations on teh Interwebs. LOL Someone should claim that I was the one who did the impersonations and then see if he'll own up to his $500 claim. Just say you saw me brag about it on IRC or somewhere, then if he asks I'll say it was me, then he'll have to give you the $500 bucks! :D

I've had attempted lolsuits against me of that nature before, so I've no bother at all making a target out of myself, I'm generally the best option too since I never use trolling tactics on people that I don't likewise use/incite against myself. Pretty impossible for then to claim it's libel/slander when I do the exact same stuff to myself. If anything it's a potentially easy $500 bucks to make off the idiot, so someone should try and take advantage. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:21, 24 June 2012 (EDT)


inb4 lawalsuit --zaiger (talk) 04:44, 25 June 2012 (EDT)

for extra lolz, plz post the text of the upcoming legal threat here. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 15:30, 25 June 2012 (EDT)

Carreon Impersonations

Shit is on now:!/CharlesCarreon5

Everyone should start doing it! It'd be pretty hilarious if hundreds of people started making Carreon impersonation accounts, turn it into a game of sorts, making so many people to sue his lil head will spin. :3 --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 01:16, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

Carreon Responds About The Article

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I'm thinking maybe he might be going into "quiet mode" now, realizing he fucked up by spazzing out and suing everyone, maybe he's actually taking The Oatmeal's advice? Either that or he plans to actually try and sue all of us (wouldn't surprise me)...although normally if you're going to sue someone you don't really correspond with them in idle conversation via e-mail...unless he really ~is~ that unbelievably stupid (again, wouldn't surprise me). --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 01:14, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

Holy shit d00d...this guy replied back and forth to me literally ALL NIGHT LONG in e-mails...and no, he's ~still~ intent on trying to sue everyone...except us (or so he claims). His USI levels are just...completely off the fuckin charts, I mean...holy crap...I'm thinkin maybe it's time to stop playing nice and ~really~ verbally rip the guy apart...although I'm a somewhat afraid that might scare him off and he might stop replying, because I'm not sure if he's even talking to anyone else besides me at this point. Has anyone else had any luck with getting him to respond to private e-mail? I'll post the whole series of e-mails here later on, they're pretty entertaining. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:33, 26 June 2012 (EDT)
Suddenly he no longer wants to talk to me...after I pointed out that there's enough illegally copyrighted content on his and his wife's sites to put them both behind bars pretty well indefinetly. LOL
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:34, 27 June 2012 (EDT)

Gold Mine

Just for shits and giggles I ran Web Reaper over the prick's private website:, WOW! Currently downloading over SIXTY THOUSAND files...and uh...a LARGE portion of it seems to be pirated music. I mean...holy crap...this guy is a copyright lawyer who has a SHIT TON of PIRATED MATERIAL on his personal website! o_O

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 00:25, 27 June 2012 (EDT)

Oh god, I'm cumming everywhere. What a dipshit. To everyone freaking out over how hard law school is - if this guy can graduate and pass the bar, you can too! Bass (Talk) 20:11, 29 June 2012 (EDT)