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TheAmazingAtheist (Powerword: Thomas "Terroja" James Kirk, born February 20, 1985) is a professional Harry Knowles lookalike and an unamazing, neckbearded idiot who sits on his fat ass all day making militant, gay, pseudointellectual atheism videos in his garage while wishing he had a girlfriend to suck his little Asian boy penis. He has made innumerable YouTube videos insisting that he is indeed an atheist as well as a faggot and that the world needs to deal with already. He's a sexually molested metalhead fanatic, a high school dropout who has never held a job and is proud of it. He is also a closet furry with a severe BDSM submission fetish and has a sexual attraction to underage children because he himself was molested by a Catholic priest as a child, not to mention that he looks like the long-lost son of Bruce Vilanch and was the inspiration for The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He has released two mediocre books, which both contain a list of gullible kids across America, the best ways to molest them, and how to get away with it. If you want to meet Terroja and tell him what you think of his work, you can visit his house at 217 Elmwood St Mandeville, LA 70448-6318.
According to Terroja, pedophiles shouldn't be in prison--they're just misunderstood and persecuted, just like Jews, blacks, and Catholic priests, but this is just him trying to massage his hurt ego because of the time he himself got molested. A note to the FBI agents undoubtedly reading this site: check this motherfucker out--he's bound to have a kiddy porn stash large enough to give [email protected] a run for his money.
TheAmazingAthiest got molested
In complete contrast to stating that being molested as a kiddie causes no psychological damage whatsoever, TheAmazingAthiest confesses his childhood trauma.
To the surprise of no one, a video called Nigggots surfaced on the Amazing Racist account. Apparently, in the first few minutes of babble, he blurts out "nigger" and "faggot". Being the original man he is, TJ most likely stole the idea from this Youtube video. Here is a satire depiction of the clip with the bullshit cut out.
TheAmazingAtheist's Response To This Article
OH NOEZ!!! - A LAWLSUIT - Note : this video was removed within 4 hours of posting - but its removal was NOT connected to AA insulting /b/ in the comments and NOT related to the subsequent hacking of his bank accounts.
—TheAmazingAtheist, at least 100 years ago.
Update: He still wants to sue Encyclopedia Dramatica, but thinks it is one of the stupidest things he's ever done. The funny thing is, he claims to be against SOPA, when this is the exact same shit that it would uphold had it passed.
Jump to 07:32 to avoid the vapid political bullshit.
—TheAmazingAtheist, talking about that MS Paint drawing of a guy fucking a sheep up the ass.
—FakeSagan, talking out of his ass about how because this site has ads, that makes it a-okay to sue it for using TJ's images.
"You have been blueberry pied"
On April 2nd, 2009, TAA unleashed a total memefail unto the people of YouTube. The video consists of him repeating the phrase "BLUEBERRY PIE" for nearly 40 seconds. It is titled "You have been blueberry pied", which means TJ thought this would be like a rickroll.
Anyone Bullied Into Suicide Are Pussies
The biggest question is, who allows this man to have access to television?
Typical Religion "Debate" with TheAmazingAtheist
—FakeSagan on FreeSpeechVids.
FreeSpeechVids was TheAmazingAtheist's attempt at making a competitor to JewTube. Much like his other failed online ventures, such as attempting to be an author, it crashed and burned fairly quickly. Because he has a sizable fanbase on JewTube, he assumed this would instantly translate into extremely popular websites, message boards, books and anything else he conjured up, not realizing he's achieved this popularity mostly by self-censoring and appealing to the lowest common denominator, making him an easily accessible trick pony to the retarded masses on JewTube. His type of fanbase is not going to scurry over to some new website when they can find what they want conveniently on JewTube. Another factor that went into the creation of FreeSpeechVids was his self-censorship. Once known for making videos promoting child rape and giving assrapings to retarded religious folks, videos that seriously offended people and got under their skin, he's now known for making videos about celebrities asses and other vapid bullshit you can see from JewTubers such as sxephil and RayWilliamJohnson. He makes these videos purely to attract advertisers on his videos so he doesn't have to get a job, so offensive videos are a no-no, as they would threaten his partner status.
Realizing that his money rested on him being a sell-out, but still craving to make his pseudo-intellectual videos, he came up with FreeSpeechVids. It purported to not only allow people to watch him make videos promoting pedophilia, but a place where you too could make any video you want free of censorship. He set up a rather humorous donation run for the site with his buddies at BlogTV (see video in the center) which ended up falling short of their goal of thousands of dollars and ended up being shut down by moderators for it degenerating into violent threats and drunken debauchery. As such, when it did finally come up, it crashed in a single day because the bandwidth was too much for TJ to handle. According to someone who worked on the site:
When the site came back up it became two sites, one that was tightly controlled by TJ, with only TJ approved material being accepted, and a Ning site, a free hosting video site that no one in their right mind would flock too. Another problem with the site was the name itself. It was a complete lie, as TheAmazingAtheist said himself in an answer to "does the site really have anything to do with free speech if you censor videos?":
Despite the fact the site was made so he could avoid selling out for advertising, the site became a living embodiment of his self-censorship and appeasement of advertisers just to keep himself from getting a damn job.
After a couple of months, TheAmazingAtheist realized FreeSpeechVids wouldn't give him the platform to make his pseudo-intellectual videos and increase his internet welfare checks, so he shut it down. His last statements on the site:
He eventually set up new forums, fittingly on a website titled "Thatfatatheist." For what happened to this latest attempt, look below.
Hackable. Enter if you want to get AIDS.
This latest pile of fail continues TJ's long-standing tradition of infecting the interwebs with his particular brand of USI. Because he's a cheap piece of shit, and couldn't be arsed into paying for the expenses of web hosting with his own money (HINT: He doesn't make any), it is paid for by donations, consisting only of his 13 year old fans. It is powered by the ever-fantastic WordPress platform, and the layout and consistently poor connection show for it.
As if he planned to become a laughing stock of Web 2.0, he allowed it to be run by a 19 year old basement dweller suicidal furfag by the name of Rick (this faggot has a Youtube channel). We all know how this kind of venture turns out when it is run by a faggot. This aforementioned furry is dying alone, Basement-dweller and judging by his asspie ways, he won't be missed by anyone when he finally does the world justice. In many respects, he is just like TJ; he relies on money given to him by other people, has obscene fetishes that hint at him being a pedophile, peruses the timeless art of an hero, is dangerously obese, and fails at every single thing he does. There's speculation as to how often TJ sucks this furfag's micropenis, but there's no reliable information that has yet to surface.
They're also twins, judging by the outright ugly face on this faggot.
Last Thursday (Fred)Rick got Banned from the Forum for being Furfag. Soon after he decided to An hero but found out he was too big a Pussy to hang himself. He then made his own Forum, the Flaming Atom Forums for his group of sycophants and sock accounts (mainly the 2nd) to congregate and suck his dick. Still feeling hard done by and and a little upset He [email protected] his way to ultimate powrr (Not really, TJ is just a newfag and forgot to take away his powrrz ) and caused major destruction with the force of a thousand suns Banning members, mods and other irrelevents (even ThatFatFail himself) in a final display of strength and mahood. The forum was eventually returned to its former glory.
Yet again, TJ is planning to make a video hosting website, though this time not as a competitor to YouTube, but rather a competitor to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, a website he was once featured on, so the whole project reeks of butthurt. Unsurprisingly, he's asking for huge amounts of cash in donations (20,000 dollars in fact), which we all know will be used on himself after the website is taken down in a week due to hackers, bandwidth cost or lack of interest from TJ. In the event that it does go up for a week or two only to shut down so that TJ can buy more double downs, TJ's (second) failure will have a stringent editorial process even worse than his previous WEB 2.0 fail, since TJ mentioned that applicants to the site made a whole lot of fail videos (coming from him, of all people) which he didn't like.
Previously, TJ made an announcement on one of his personal websites that the site would be online by late April. As of May 16th (2012), the turd is yet to float to the surface in full form, but there is a filler to be found at NotProductive. What exists on there is all uninteresting horseshit meant to stave off anybody remotely interested in the project from bitching at FatFuck about NotProductive's tardiness. The expected date of appearance is slated for the dawn of June (2012), but knowing TJ, it'll probably never happen and his mindless followers will continue to suck his microdick on Youtube, never questioning him on anything.
Straightd0pe, one of TJ's arch-nemeses, summarizes it here:
The video actually made TJ fairly butthurt, who hastily made a video response:
NOTE: He never addresses the main point of the video where he's eBegging people to give him a business, rather than "investing".
The video is extremely sloppy and isn't even edited correctly, since there's a huge cut-off while rambling on in an irrelevant retort. Straightd0pe's response on twitter was: "TJ just uploaded the sloppiest, laziest, weakest video I've ever seen from him - and it was directed at me. Awesome. " In other words, a total failure of a video that acknowledges that Straightd0pe is right. It's such a failure, in fact, that he failed just five seconds after he showed the first clip from Straightd0pe's video...within one minute.
Here's an example of how FatFuck understands the English language:
Straightd0pe: He registered the domain name for a year. He didn't even host the videos on his own server...
FatFuck: Okay, Straightd0pe, when you say FreeSpeechVids never hosted its own video content, that's not really true...
All within one stellar minute of fail, self-pwnage, and bananas being inserted into his own ass.
TJ has since removed the video from his channel, however his mirror channels have re-uploaded it.
Terroja's personal sites got haxx0rd
- Tjvids.com - Supposed to be a separate website seperate from YouTube for him to upload his old videos. Now a blank Godaddy domain.
Like most faggots, TheAmazingAtheist enjoys writing poetry inspired by topics ranging from "the deep dark abyss of my heart" to "the even deeper, darker abyss of my heart." Propelled by the praise from the kind of manic atheist fuckwits on YouTube who give even Deists and Agnostics a bad name, he has continued sharing his cringe-inducing poetry with the community, considering himself some kind of modern day Ovid.
Somehow I manage to fake a lack of interest And she untangles the room with her footsteps Hemorrhaging conversation, I drink her milky words Like soup from invisible wounds and Content in my obscurity Proceed to destroy her In a gentle manner Until she is Mine
A man walks through endless desert Pistol shining in the sunlight An erratic Morse code Nevertheless repeating, "doom" Often has he reddened the sands With a black song in his black heart Watched as small hands fell from large hands Watched as wholes became divided Into seeming infinities that mock the stars And this man, who is evil His shadow on the sand Always behind him Is named Salvation And that is his tragedy
I dreamed of a mountain tall enough to scrape the moon a great man stood beside it dwarfing it, and soon he'll place his foot upon it and ground it into dirt then he'll swallow up the sun and bring darkness to the earth I dreamed of a towering castle erected to our lusts It's moat of genetic matter just a thick and flaky crust eaten away by parasites worming in, out and through it's good enough for them but nothing ever pleases you I dreamed of rotten faces staring in from the abyss of lives i could have lived if it had not come to this; this dream i dared to dream while I was wide awake when the epiphany struck me that not all dreams are fake I dreamed of false confessions to conceal my real vice and sate my mindless want to reclaim an earthly paradise a place where i can be alone but never feel lonely no need at all for anyone to comfort, love or hold me I dreamed that I was once awake and that my dreams wouldn't come to pass but the comfort that this gave me was a lie that couldn't last so when you want a prophet but don't want to hear prophecy I predict that you'd do well to stay the fuck away from me
Love turned on you and Suicide turned you on Death is just what's left when Every source of pain is gone Hell is at least hopeless and Therefore less sadistic than earth A little ray of light only Serves to magnify the hurt The cowards keep on living Just to spite the love of wisdom In the choice between dark and light They've chosen the breathing prison
This might explain his hatred towards others.
His Book (SCUMBAG:Musings of a Subhuman)
No, that's not a joke; that's the genuine title.
Like a typical fag with delusions of grandeur, he's bringing out some shitty book, and 100% of his videos as of late have been trying to sell it. A few hours after his book was published on lulu.com, Supexcellency, another YouTube Atheist, spread his book around numerous torrent sites for the lulz. When TAA found out, he made several angry neckbeard videos screaming "IM PRESSIN CHARGES!" causing his little army of 13-year-old boy fans to flag Supexecellency's account, which subsequently caused it account to get suspended. It should be noted that TAA admits that he downloads music and movies on a regular basis; he just doesn't like it when it happens to him. Download it here, and give a review below.
His Documentary (No, really)
In another recent attempt to cash in on his interesting life, he has sucked the cock of some pathetic, druggie, absentie farther wigger by the name of Cody Webber (who is clearly a raging faggot) so that he'll make a Failumentary about his obesity and donuts that he's selling for the low, low price of $50!!! As always expect every single video he makes for at least a hundred years to be shamelessly flogging this pathetic display of USI and AIDS. But wait there's more! He's releasing special 'discount' codes (Oh, because so many people who actually like him have the intelligence to remember any combination of buttons.) just to get his entourage of sycophants to OH SHI- BUY! his crappy fail, no doubt he'll have Over 9000 of these last-minute deals.
Now his gullible audience can rejoice in utter joy! Why, you'd ask? Because he uploaded the "Director's Cut" of the documentary onto his main channel, that's why. Idiots and drooling fanboys spent $50 on an inferior version of an eventually freely-viewable, boring, ego-stroking, disjointed biography that is falsely advertised as a documentary. Of course, there are those who are totally butthurt over having spent that money, and many of them never having received a copy of the DVD since this piece of shit was released in 2010.
Too bad you can't get a refund. U mad?
Waaah! No one agrees with me!
TheAmazingAtheist removed this video from his channel in just a few hours. The backstory is he got into a spat with PaulsEgo over the issue of caring about anything, sparked by an argument about if people should give a shit about all this Casey Anthony bullshit. In short, PaulsEgo owned his ass and in response, TJ went on a crybaby fest all over the internet looking for sympathy, and was promptly told to GTFO. In response he made this video. Through his thin facade, he's just a crybaby bitch.
Proof TheAmazingAtheist is a pedophile
What philosophers think of TheAmazingAtheist
TAA Vs. FakeSagan
It seems, that despite being best friends forever, TJ's enormous pettiness ended their friendship. What's the reason FakeSagan crossed the line and became an enemy of TJ? He doesn't like Marilyn Manson. Seriously. TJ after learning this proceeded to ban him from his BlogTV channel, make a video bashing FakeSagans favorite band Strapping Young Lad (which has since been removed) and then got a gullible crackwhore whom FakeSagan dated to reveal personal information about him. All over some shitty has been Goth musician. FakeSagan, who's pathetic himself, aired all of this in public, making this the internet version of Jerry Springer.
TJ joins ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, then gets kicked out
2010 , TJ was able to join the illustrious ranks of the website ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, home of such material as The Nostalgia Critic and Linkara. Seeing a new chance of whoring himself out to a new website, (except this time, instead of bitching to people that Jesus doesn't exist, he would bitch about movie trailers instead), Terroja offered the (then) boss of TGWTG, Mike Ellis, a reach-around, in return for them allowing TAA's greasy presence onto the site. However, due to a combination of Ellis being fired, TAA only making shitty videos and no-one on the site actually liking nor wanting the fat fuck there in the first place, he was quietly let go in the dawn of Autumn, 2011.
However, deciding this unjust treatment must be made public, Terroja uploaded a video about the whole escapade...
In true egotistical douchbaggeryness, Terroja bitches about how HE should be the top billing (Fuck Doug Walker, It should be TAA's site now: "Fat Guy With The Glasses"), as he's far more popular than the other TGWTG members (so in his head, the lesser popular contributors should be buried, while he solely makes all their potential internet monies). But when the bosses of TGWTG decided to be fair and let the others have a chance to become more popular by promoting their videos equally, TAA considered this an insult to his superior e-Celebrity talents and throws his toys out of the pram by refusing to make any more videos, No more content for TGWTG, that'll teach them!!! cutting his nose off to spite his face.
He also fails to mention in the video, the fact that none of the TGWTG fans wanted to have the fat Jesus-unloving fuck on the site in the first place (including several contributors) and held several petitions to have him removed from the site on the forums (in turn which his mentioned butt buddy, Mike Ellis vetoed). So when Ellis got the boot, the bosses thought it better not to bite the hand that feeds them and kindly show fatty the door.
Cody Webber, aka SaturnineFilms, a close friend of TJ and methheaded e-begger, who for years has gained notoriety for begging for money from his audience for various projects he never finishes, all the while keeping the money, seems to have surprisingly been a shitty roommate, and ripped off TJ out of a couple money deals:
It should be noted that Cody ditched his own child just to smoke weed. Yeah, TJ, you know how to pick em. After exposing this drama to his fanbase, Cody in a rage of butthurt tried to get any video of TJ's associated with him taken down:
A complete rundown of the situation can be found here:
I guess Cody Webber being a meth head deadbeat didn't send off red flags. Either that or TJ is more naive than he likes to let on.
Gallery of TAA
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How to troll TheAmazingAtheist
Protip: simply bringing up EncyclopediaDramatica or calling him fat won't suffice.
- Bring up Thunderf00t, a rival JewTube atheist whom he's butthurt over for making a video showing how e-beggars and JewTube partners who live off their e-income are living on borrowed time. Despite the fact the video didn't even mention him, he's extremely hurt from it and has tried to troll Thunderf00t by dropping his name (failing at that and dropping a faux name Thunderf00t uses to trick people) and insisting it makes him a fag, despite his given name "Terroja." Check his channel description and there's always a new insult levied against him, he's borderline obsessed with him. (the video that makes him all butthurt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIj8PXOe9Cc&feature=channel)
- Bring up , a YouTuber devoted to exposing liars on the site that while only have nine thousand subscribers compared to TJ's two hundred thousand, still makes him feel butthurt and has attacked him rather viciously on his BlogTV sessions.
- Make fun of his art. Yes, seriously, he wishes he could sue people for making fun of that MS Paint shit he's drawn.
- Make fun of Macs. He's a Macfag, though he doesn't actually use one. He actually laments about not having the money to buy those overpriced pieces of shit.
- Say video games are superior to films. This particularly bothers him because he's been forced to tone down his insults towards video games to appease his fanbase that pays his e-welfare checks.
- Say that Marilyn Manson sucks: tell him that Manson is now fat and that he sings like a drunk Hello Kitty. It got him to hate his best friend even!
- Throw any feminazi argument at him and watch him rage.
- Make fun of him for going on a diet, which won't last long anyway.
Befriending a Troll
Recently, TheAmazingAtheist encountered a seriously new troll who had trouble dealing with a lolcow of this magnitude:
Judging by the cancer's obsession with making it known that he is indeed from /b/ (in order to gain street cred) and is "troll-enough" to know what ED is, it's easy to assume that [email protected] is also the owner of jewtube.com/HORNYDEAR also now CLOSED, which features two videos about ED and a call to arms to stop his incestuous big brother, BigDaddyBear.
"HORNYDEAR (who apprently has no understanding of irony) recently made two videos complaining about his big brother just because the latter likes to occassionaly play with the former's pooper. It ws apparently HORNYDEAR who introduced BDB to the world of the Furries. What then was he fucking expecting?" However, on the HORNYDEAR account, it suggested that he later committed suicide (see Yatagarasean article for full details).
Like Chris Chan and other famous internet lolcows TAA has finally completed the last bit of the lolcow cycle and released a sex tape with him an a banana.
see proof here: http://www.metapornvideos.com/atheist/
Of course, he thinks he's clever by playing it up in a video and that sending videos of you having anal sex with fruit is some how not disgusting nor perverse. Though the sheep lap it all up (no pun intended), he could make a video where he rapes his way through the holocaust and his idiot fans would still blindly follow him:
TJ, like the planet with a gravitational pull he is (with bananas often puncturing its ass-end), has had another planet with a gravitational pull under his wing for a few years. Also, this probably the intended target for the NotProductive donation drive at the start of the year all along. In 2011, Uranus (TJ) made a statement that he was going to marry Pluto (Holly). He's also been open about his perverse sexual activities with her, such as being the submissive in the relationship, tainting the minds of less fucktarded folk with images of fried dough fucking bleached dough.
As if the idea of Jabba the Hut and his female clone having intercourse, in light of his micropenis, wasn't bad enough, now he's going to be a proud hubbie to a tubby. Given his egoistical and boisterous nature, expect him to flaunt his being attached to her 'til death do them part (probably while doubling down on double down sandwiches) in his videos and on his blog.
TJ makes fun of a rape victim
In current drama news TJ, in a minor spat with some feminists on reddit, got so pissed off by insults flung his way that he flipped the fuck out and started making fun of a woman when she revealed that she was a victim of rape in the past during an argument about some hypocritical feminnazi's reddit user name 'ICumWhenIKillMen'.
One of TJ's favorite pet topics is feminism, and more specifically, the hypocrisy and bigotry one can find in much of the modern feminist movement. He actually has made a few pretty well-thought out videos and blog post regarding the topic, but after feminist recently zerg-rushed his reddit, he totally lost it and began threatening them with rape (with, "I'm just joking!" said right afterwards of course) in an attempt to offend them. What actually happened was he lost any respect he had from the masses of the internet, and even annoying douchebags like P.Z. Meyer, one of the most celebrated atheists, chimed in on the issue. Moralfags quickly took to the chans and doxxed TJ in retaliation (though he denies it: http://www.formspring.me/amazingatheist/q/292064651502421348) for something people like George Carlin did 20 years ago which no one seemed to care about then. Ironically these are the same people who get belly laughs from things like Virginia Tech.
The lulz continues.
—TJ, responding to a rape victim who criticized him on his reddit.
—TJ, informing the feminists that they are asking for it.
—TJ preparing to administer cunt punches to the rampent feminists.
—TJ fapping while thinking of rape and generally being a sick fuck.
—TJ weighing up his chances of scoring some free poontang without getting stabbed.
—TJ trying to get the rape victim to an hero or cut herself or some shit.
Exchange can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/pfejx/i_love_how_the_whiny_feminist_morality_brigade/c3p2ccl The thread can still be viewed but his account was deleted due to massive butthurt.
Coughlan666, the man TJ made cry like a sissy on Youtube in the past, decided to chime in as well:
TJ responds on his tumblr: "That guy is an ingrate. Every time he lost a channel, I helped him rebuild his audience. Then, the second I say something stupid, he pounces on it like its a magic elixir to fix that cancerous growth on his face? I would think that years of helping him keep his audience would earn me at least enough respect for him not to jump on what is easily the dumbest thing I’ve ever said publicly before the echo has even stopped reverberating. It’s almost like he was waiting for an opportunity." Well, he might be butthurt since you made him break down like a little bitch on YouTube. We can only hope TJ will do that again to him.
Coughlan preceded to make another long winded rant on the topic, but upon quickly realizing he's been down this road before and would most likely get his ass torn open again by TJ, he recanted it all:
Potential lulz lost. Oh well.
TJ crying and whining about the negative responses he's gotten since this incident:
- Atheist Scum United
- Saturnine Films
- The Heirophant Council
- TJ's Livejournal
- Terroja's DeadJournal - Spoiled Daddys boy.
- Terroja's failed attempt at being an author, at his worst!
- (T.L Kincaid) Another failed attempt at being an author.
- Terroja's Old myspace page
- Terroja's myspace page
- Terroja's fugly girlfriend's myspace page
- His "Writer" Profile at Writersnet.
- His shitty blog
- Sick Comic books by Terroja AKA TJ KIrk.
- Contact TheAmazingAtheist on AIM: thereisnoterroja
-  Since you have enough porn, download a book
-  TGWTG's Wikia entry
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